Truman Show

>it's the episode where we see Truman takes his autoerotic asphyxiation too far and almost strangles himself to death until his best friend kicks in the door with a six-pack and cuts the belt as he passes out
>his friend lies to his parents and tells them he was trying to commit suicide and they never speak about it
>Truman becomes so broken after the event he begins masturbating in public to create a reaction but the actors try to ignore him and pretend they don't see it

Honestly I started watching during Trumans severe autism years.

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>it's a truman gets crippling depression, leading to dwindling viewership, causing the producers to try zany stunts and celebrity cameos in an effort to maintain ratings season

>It's a Truman figures out that he's in a TV show but instead of trying to escape he just starts screaming the word nigger over and over again forcing the writers intervene episode.

>its a truman tries surfing but just paddles out into the distance episode

Blast from the past staring Brendan Frasure is very similar in many ways, but often over looked even though it's the better of the two films.

>It's a Truman screams "NIGGERFAGGOT" over and over again when he's alone in order to fight off his existential dread episode

Is it just me or do these episodes happen more and more frequently?

>>it's the episode where we see Truman
How to spot a redditor

>It's a Truman feels the need to enforce his ideal status quo at the discretion of others episode

why didnt the do something like this to sabotage the show?
- well I actually know why

>It's a 'Truman accidentally mouths the words he's thinking without knowing it then when he realizes what he's done he tries to play it off like he was talking to someone on his phone' episode

This is my favorite new meme lately.

>it's a Truman is 13 years old episode
>his sex drive is through the roof because puberty
>he finds his mom's dildo in her room
>puts it in his ass because curious
>start to regularly do it
>sometimes uses his mom's lube, sometimes his saliva
>definitely better with lube but can't use it too often cause she would notice
>starts to really enjoy anal penetration
>still don't know anything about the prostate though
>he watches anal porn vids and try to imitate them
>one day his best friend and him are alone at his house
>both fap to youporn under his shirts, something they used to do very often
>Truman shows him the dildo to have a giggle
>he confess he tried putting it in his ass
>still don't know why it turned him on so much to tell him at this moment
>he takes some lube and shows him
>takes it balls deep
>best friend's laughing his ass off but still wants to watch
>they don't really talk, but you can tell they're both very turned on
>Truman's heart is pounding
>Truman gets naked and fucks himself in front of him
>the situation is so fucked up Truman turns into full slut mode
>Truman moans that it feels 10 times better than usual
>he's moaning so loud you don't recognize him
>best friend is freaking out, he sits next to him and starts fapping
>he asks Truman questions about how it feels
>he gets naked too
>Truman suddenly understand that if he keeps on fucking his ass like that he's gonna cum
>Truman asks him if he wants to fuck him
>he freaks out even more but says yes
>he puts his dick in and pounds Truman for 15 seconds
>he cums inside Truman
>he pulls out, Truman is still not finished
>he puts the dildo back in him and gives himself a pounding
>there's definitely a spot that feels better than the rest
>after a moment his ass contracts and he ejaculates on the floor
>felt incredible
They almost had to cancel the show after that.

>It's a Truman does nothing all day except sit on his computer on his day off. Ignoring all phone calls, people at his door and any one else trying to intervene.
They really gotta find a way to make these episodes more entertaining. Like maybe cut off his power or something.

It's a Truman bumps his own thread after waking up from a fap session because he has nothing else going on

Christof really needs to do something about this shit. This whole season has been Cred Forums posting and fapping.

>its a simulated power outage to get Truman off his computer but he just stares at the blank screen for the next six hours episode

>It's a Truman doesn't understand how self-bumps or timestamps operate and makes an ass of himself on laotion stamp collecting channel episode

>it's a Truman becomes addicted to text and image based JO sessions with strangers over kik and skype who pretend to be anime girls and beg for cum episode

>Its a "truman gets really into ASMR youtube videos and spends all day with his headphones on in bed" episode

>it's a they have to control Truman so they frame him and turn it into a prison show episode.

>they save the gang rape for sweeps

This kind of stuff wouldn't happen because Truman's online environment would be controlled just like everywhere else.

Does Truman's wife really sleep with him?
Is it in her contract?
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>it's a Truman reads an erotic adolescent greentext while making dinner and gets hard episode
>it's a Truman regrets not being curious as a teenager and wishes he could get his butt pounded but it would be weird because he's 26 now episode

>It's a Truman notices that he's spending more and more time looking at that gun in his room episode
>It's a Truman wonders how much would shooting himself really hurt episode
>It's a Truman is going to be all alone tomorrow episode
Save it for sweeps week at least.

Wait... were there any black people in his little town?

8/10 movie. Thumbs up.

>it's a Truman listens to Gucci mane and starts cultivating cannabis in his basement episode

His next door neighbor was black.

>it's a 90% of this board doesn't understand how Truman posting works thread

Yes. Remember, they're trying to conceive. The laws of this world must be very different from a human rights standpoint.

According to the UDHR, the Truman show violates:

Article 4: Slavery
Truman is never compensated for his work as an actor. He never consented to it and even if paid to be a travel agent is not compensated for the other 168 hours a week. When he was growing up he was entitled to wages denied him and probably paid to his legal guardian (the corporation that adopted him).

Artice 13: Freedom to move
Truman is kept prisoner on his island. Whether he is aware of it or not, that is the case. As an adult he is restricted in his ability to move and travel within his country of citizenship in the absence criminal or security justification.

Article 19: Freedom of Expression
While the viewer of the Truman show within the movie is given the impression that Truman is allowed to think and do what he wants, we the viewer of the movie see that this is not the case. It is implied he was not allowed to choose his career, spouse or even his home. What if he fell in love with someone other than his love interest? She is removed. What if he had wanted to be a profession that couldn't be simulated in his dome (explorer or pilot)? It would be discouraged through...

Article 5: Torture
While a little grey here, one could make the argument that reinforcing Truman's fear of water constitutes cruel and/or degrading treatment. The storm scene toward the end definitely falls under this.

Not only is the US government allowing a corporation to do this to a child, but the vast majority of the world's citizens seem to be on board. The people who recognize the cruelty of it are implied to be a small minority that are treated as crackpots. Maybe its a "bread and circuses" thing, but the world's like outside of Truman's dome is implicitly pretty dystopian.

I love this movie

Oh yeah! Forgot about them.

>it's a Truman builds a 6-axis sex robot in his garage episode

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that movie makes me so fucking paranoid

But Truman is afraid of the ocean, ya dingus

>travel agent
He sold insurance.

>It's a Truman watches The Smith Show and laughs at the main character for not realizing the obvious signs that his life is a reality tv show

Remember when they tried adding in paranormal shit in season 18?

The fucking Yeti that kept showing up and Truman tried to solve the mystery of it?

Talk about jumping the shark

I just watched the trailer for Blast from the Past and it is about a man who lives in a bomb shelter from like age 6 to modern times and then he comes out and has funny times adjusting to how the world has changed. I don't see how that is like Truman.

>That episode where Truman is taking a shit and when he wipes his ass, his finger slips through the paper and he decides to see what his poop tastes like

Pretty nasty stuff desu. Kinda wish they at least left out the extreme close up of his tongue touching the shit on his finger

isn't that very similar to that tina fey netflix show though?

>it's a truman takes the piss out of his wife by advertising random shit lying around episode
I just wish he was a little more creative than "Forks, they're great for eating"

How should I know? I would never watch anything with Tina Fey in it.

>It's a truman jacks off underneath his jacket episode

>it's a "Truman was the Serial Killer All Along" episode

jeez, I thought this was supposed to be TV-PG

>it's a Truman aims for his mouth when he cums to see if he would enjoy being gay episode

One of these days he'll shoot his fucking eye out.

i'm gonna copypaste a theory that i think makes sense. he unknowingly consented to everything

>Truman's co-worker Lawrence routinely visits Truman's desk with a “standard contract” for him to sign. It specifies how much he'll get paid, what benefits he's entitled to, and permits the company to monitor and document his actions should they wish, simply because it's company policy. Unfortunately for Truman, the company he's working for is not the company he thinks he's working for.

how long until we see a sequel? "After Truman" shot in a mockumentary format

>it's a Truman cums in his sock but realizes it's the only one left and he needs to leave the house so he wears it anyway and hopes it dries quickly and no one notices it smells like fish episode

They did a behind the scenes and the actors all admitted they were told they'd be fired if they gagged when he walked by

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>it's a "Truman is turning gay in high school but everytime he get's too close to a friend or classmate they get replaced next day by the producers for a girl look alike revealing to Truman that they are pretending to be boys" episode.

>it's a Truman goes into his daughters room and he begins forcefully raping her when his wife comes in to stop him so he ties both of them up until his best friend comes in with a case of beer and a taser to take him down but the wife is already dead episode

They said the actress had been planning to leave the show but I don't think that's the truth.

>It's a Truman sperging out about him being sterile episode
>It's a Truman screamibg to hia wife WHY WONT YOU JUST GER PREGNANT, YOU WHORE episode
Rough stuff

>it's the episode where Truman realizes that he doesn't need his kit to strangle himself to orgasm and finds out that he can use a belt, shoelaces, a phone cord, and so on instead
>it's the episode where Truman injects cocaine into his urethra to try and deal with his kidney stones
>it's the episode where Truman hangs out in the women's restroom at a retirement home and masturbates to the smell
>it's the episode where Truman makes the various actors and extras uncomfortable due to his presence
>it's the episode where Truman's psyche shatters when he realizes that his life is a lie while in a manic depressive fit and the on-set psychologist has to hypnotize him into believing that he merely dreamed it but it lurks in the depths of his mind for the rest of his life
>it's the episode where Truman tries to kill himself but the producers rig a Rube Goldberg machine to prevent it in a wacky, whimsical sequence