OFFICIAL 68th Primetime Emmy Awards thread 4

My card.

>its a Cred Forums visits Cred Forums just to get triggered episode

Alright let's not shitpost this one up.

>those legs are just two extra dicks

Poo in the loo awoo?

People watching this trash instead of Sunday Night Football....

Please have sex!

That ad is so cripplephobic

Where were you when they were so triggered

The best part about that Kimmel joke was how many people laughed at it

>Bill Cosby
lel

>it's a dyke using her leftist cuck propaganda show to try to kill men's position in the world

Huh, really makes you think

Where is Cosby?

Hahaha

>that awkward silence

Are so many people in America addicted to opioids that a drug for opioids caused constipation during the Emmys is a thing?

INB4 MORE Cred Forums GETTING TRIGGERD

someone got triggered real fast

Why there are so many liberals/leftists/sjws in USA

MASTER RUSEMAN

>Bill Cosby joke
...I was excited for a second...

BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR

DR BILL COSBY HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAHAHAH

KIMMEL IS FUCKING BASED

Did my waifu Ellie Kemper win anything yet?

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I really hope someone goes Pro Trump on air

It keeps happening. The SJW of the alt-right gets triggered none stop.

I hate this fat talentless, unfunny cunt.

BILL COSBY BTFO

>Disrespecting Bill Cosby

fuck you kimmel

>That Bill Cosby fake intro

kek

>we have to stop trans abuse
>but fuck trans men lol only women are important crush the patriarchy
How brave.

SILICON VALLEY

kimmel is on fire

TOPPLE THE PATRIARCHY

>THAT COSBY RUSE

HOLY FUCK ABSOLUTE MADMAN

LET ME GET A TRANS!!!! WEEEEW!!!11111

Why does this shitty Tranny show win all the awards every year?

is this your first year on Cred Forums or something lmao

How does good is sex with a woman who is passed out/drugged?

DIE CIS SCUM

>a transgender joke and a bill cosby joke in less than 15 mins

Kimmel is based af.

Ugh go away already

>It's another Cred Forums gets BTFO episode

Worthy enough lads.

tommy.................

FUCK YOU JAMES CORDEN YOU UNFUNNY FAT CUNT HOW DO YOU HAVE A CAREER

>a transgender joke and a bill cosby joke in less than 15 mins

Kimmel is based af.

INB4 another tranny speech

I JUST WANT SILICON VALLEY TO WIN SOMETHING GODDAMMIT

>Liberals hate the Emmys
>Conservatives hate the Emmys

Can we please admit that both sides are objectively shit?

don't forget jew. at least she admitted her jew characters were unlikable.

>Trump jokes all day

OMG YOU CAN'T SAY THAT I HATE YOU

>Fags are gay -Kimmel

LMAO YEAH

two sides of the same coin, buddy.

>try to pander to sjws
>they still hate you anways
BRAVO SOLOWAY

I WANT CRAIG FERGUSON BACK!

>It's literally Cred Forums gets triggered: the 3 hours

goddamn

Also she used the word queer as an umbrella term for LGBT which is pretty fucking lame.

Why is Cosby treated worse than someone like Bill Clinton who is committed the exact same acts?

I'm on oxy right now.

The Bill Cosby bit is literally IRL trolling. Kimmel is still a pathetic cuck but I respect that bit.

>transgender and Cosby jokes

wtf I love kimmel now

the hillary shilling is forgiven

People just want nice guys now, he's blowing Colbert the fuck out.

They just keep going

TOPPLE THAT SHIT

>2012, 2013, 2015
kys

>Tina fey when Cosby was supposed to come out
>oh my god this is gonna be so fucking awesome if he's
Cut

no way, it's way too fun laughing at conservatives itt

These people are retarded

No The Emmy's are shit

Damn dude, liberals are okay with making fun of a confused dying old man as long as he's been deemed problamatic. They always prove themselves to be the more vicious side

more like liberals hate conservatives and conservatives hate liberals

reminder that you guys were claiming anti trump shit at times when there weren't any at all.

WOULD YOU? I DONT KNOW IF I COULD.

Cred Forums's laughing away at how triggered people are getting over Kimmel's 'transphobic' jokes

>transpeople silencing the walkoff music

pottery

lol

Why does Emmy suck his dick so much?

They aren't even cutting him off even though he's talking so much much

PRODUCERS GIVE TRANNYS MY JOB PLS

I miss him so much ;-;

no

Did they really turn the music back down for them? Fuck them!

>enabling the mentally deranged

>that Yiddish

Oy vey

People did treat Clinton like shit back when that scandal happened.

>More mhu trans
REEEEEEE

>both people from transparent go over the time limit
>no one else does
Hmm, really helping dispel the myth that transgenderism is synonymous with narcissism

C I S MALE
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>CIS

What is that?

>Cisgender

oh no here we fucking go

>cis gender
actually said it

CIS

>Tambor throws out Jewish phrase
>entire crowd erupts in laughter because they recognize and understand what he said
>I'm supposed to believe Jews don't run Hollywood and everything else

Right...

>stopping the music

oh jeff

idiot

WHERE IS LENAAAAAAA

are you fucking shitting me

WE /television/ NOW

Because Cosby doesn't serve the Right People.

Clinton wasn't a rapist, just a man-whore.

Your 2016 Emmy Award Winners

He is literally the opposite of a cuck, hes one of the closest things to Cred Forums in the media, trolls all over everything and everyone. His wife cucked Charlie Sheen. Get over the Trump joke.

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Yeah, jokes are totally the most vicious act I can think of.

1. They weren't the same
2. Clinton was arguably treated about the same, you underage retard

Hahahahaha! Trannys forever! Yaaaaasssss!

>it's a mandy moores terrible plastic surgery episode

The thing is, Transparent simply isn't very good. Rich people being assholes in a predictable, tedious, joyless way.

NYMPHLET

AHAHHAHAHAHA yet again the alt-right gets triggered, man it does not stop!

>Mandy Moore

She's still around?

>gibs

GET FUCKED CIS SHITS

WHERE MY /AMERICANINJA/ BROS AT??

WOMANLET

Holy shit I'm so triggered right now

>The reality TV portion of the Emmys

>NO AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR

We've known this forever. Just look at their gun control arguments like if I had a gun I'd kill anybody who cut me off in traffic.

>CIS

HE
FUCKING
SAY
IT
HOLY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck you, Tambor. Only men who believe they are women are allowed to play men who believe they are women on TV? That's just really fucking constrictive.

TIME TO TAKE A SHIT

WHAT A SURPRISE AN ABC SHOW WON

clinton was so hated because of that, he was impeached

Is there a stream?

>AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR nominated

how

Tambor is such a faggot

Im wondering how are they going to squeeze in the SJW pandering on this speech.

LETS TALK ABOUT LGBT SO THEY WILL FORGET ABOUT BLACKS xD
LETS TALK ABOUT LGBT SO THEY WILL FORGET ABOUT BLACKS xD
LETS TALK ABOUT LGBT SO THEY WILL FORGET ABOUT BLACKS xD

is this peter dinklage?

Mandy Moore looks like Zooey Deschanel now?

Mark Burnett is such a fucking cunt STFU

what is this faggot mad about

jews created hollywood

Everyday we stray farther from gods light.

Mandy Moore was my waifu but god damn can you think of two more

>remember when they were famous

actresses?

aww yiss the voice

Because Bill Clinton didn't rape anyone.

Also he was the fucking president.

And actually he probably was treated worse, Bill Cosby never got impeached.

I can see why so many people feel alienated in our society today. I'm a liberal dude, and I'm not voting for trump, but jesus if this isn't the biggest ultra left circle jerk I've ever seen

>All these liberal tears

Can't wait until they all move to Canada in 2017

Holy shit!
>that Kimmel attack over trump
WTF?!

Legit gobsmacked here

WE NEED MORE DIVERSITY

*bounces on a dildo as I eat shit*

This years Emmys brought to you by the LGBT community and Donald trump

>No RuPaul's Drag race
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Honestly, I'm all for LGBT and racial equality, but why do we keep having to be force fed it over and over again? Can't we just celebrate the actors, writers, producers, and directors for creating good television? Why do we have to constantly be told to "be better" and that we aren't doing enough for LGBT and minorities? What the fuck am I supposed to do?

funny thing. Transparent isn't really a comedy anymore and while Tambor's performance truly is amazing, he should probably forfeit it to an actual lead in a comedy. my two cents.

Yeah give that .2 percent of the population a chance to shine you cis jewish producers!

Yeah TRUMP a shit don't give him airtime he hitler ROFL no joke real shit

TIGHT

CIS

LOL MORE HILLARY CLINTON JOKES LOL

YESSS

I don't know what's going on but I'm pretty triggered right now, ugh

Somebody send nukes ffs

Look on the bright side, if people have to look at actual trannies they probably won't watch the show.

Miley

DRUMPF IS FINISHED

AmuriKKKa

wait what does The Voice have to do with Trump?

DIdnt text on the screen say Chris Rock was coming up? Did I imagine that?

RuPaul won best reality show host at the non televised ceremony

>sweaty choosing button guy.jpg

you tell hollywood big shots, which is what you do here

I wanna beat off to Rachel Bloom

This is why im voting Trump.

BASED JIMMY

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would want kimmel's mom's sandwiches

This sandwich thing is pretty cute

YES THE MEME KIDS

F I L L E R
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that nigger problably stole that bike

>Eleven will never deliver you a pb&j
WHY even fucking live

>Stranger memes

That's the closest they'll ever get to an emmy

>American ninja warrior, a great show celebrating physical fitness and determination, loses
>The Voice, a generic American Idol knockoff that doesn't even shit on the bad singers like they did, wins

Cmon you fucking hacks

Yes little nigger kids good, good slave out those peanut butter sandwhiches.

Is giving random shit to the crowd the new cool thing for award shows?

PB&J sammies

>Black Kid has already grown like 5 inches

Sandwiches.....alright Emmys are stupid.

FINNFAGS BTFO

WHERE IS YOUR CHAMPION

Finn looks extra spicy

>le hand out foot gimmick

why do they do this

Kimmel's mom is pretty cute

>trannies
2% hah no
Jews are 2% of the us pop

>play off speeches
>waste time on le memes

SANDWHICHES

So why not give this food to ACTUAL people who need food, like the Louisana flood survivors or the refugees they defend so hard?

did they just make a bunch of kids serve sandwiches to celebrities?

I'd eat her meat sandwich if you know what I mean

Is that a Martin Shkrelli joke?

BASED SPACEY GETS WHAT HE WANTS
EVERYTIME

lol Trump

what a loser

Remember when she voiced Aeris in Kingdom Hearts

This is the least worst emmy gag. Remember the Ellen selfie?

Is this their way to say that Stranger Things won't get shit?

>one hour in and already can't stand it and regret giving them views

Jimmy is based

>Having to serve sandwiches to your creative inferiors.

Kimmell is shitting on everybody. He's treating this like a roast or something

He's not even there

YES LIKE ELLEN WIT DA PIZZA AT THE OSCARS EPIC
NOW SHOW CELEBRITIES EATING THE SANDWICH LIKE REAL PEOPLE OMG

Is Kimmel recycling greatest hits from other awards shows?

He's gonna get cut out like Walt from LOST.

Ugh I can't help it I am going to watch Inferno, I like all international treasure hunt conspiracy movies.

So just because these people are rich, you are suggesting they should starve?

Award shows are all patter and fluff, who gives a fuck what gets airtime

>REPUBLICANS ARE EVIL
>We have all this food that instead of giving it to charity we will eat it live among ourselves

Because these bits are dreamed up by out-of-touch old network execs and carried out by shameless self-promoting narcissists

Angels and Demons Part III?
the one with ben foster and ton hanks

i can't tell if this is ironic or just retarded

desu Jimmy Kimmel has been the best host in years.

I don't know why people dislike him, he's really the only late night host that doesn't actively try to pander to everyone, including his guests.

Has anything important happened yet

i missed the comedy category

who won?

cool

It did.

And recently it said Tom Huddleston is next

oh man i think i ate too many french fries

why didn't stranger kids take the stage and protest for nominations

Maybe ISIS isn't so bad after all.... I think I need to read their brochures.

did they not invite finn or something?

>Another Dan Brown/Ron Howard collaberation
bleh

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No, its a different one. Daughter of a senator in charge of Epipens or some shit jacked their price and people were pissed

It's not eligible for anything

They can't get nominated in the same year they premiered

nothing funny

.2 nigga 0.2 nigga. zero point two nigga

his roots are shitting on dumb people, there's just a large group of them in hollywood right now that act like they're untouchable

youtube.com/watch?v=i_L5YH9Qlr4

>claim to be diverse and inclusive

>distribute shit made with stuff some people are deathly allergic to

Typical faggotry

We took down the Patriarchy

Oh

So has anyone done any shitty BLM stuff yet?

>On everybody
Except Hillary Clinton.

he's in another state filming IT I think.

Fuck sake America why so many adverts? And why tf do you advertise drugs and then put a massive list of side effects like cancer and bloody diarhoea for the last 20 seconds of the ad?

booty is jayden james

Cunt

there is a cutoff time for when shows can be nominated

it can't be nominated until next year

No just pajeets and trannies

That's the joke. They're laughing at the needy

bazooper

America is doomed

Don't open this .gif it's creates mustard gas

fucker

>user, don't you have friends coming over?

Its the Trump jokes.

Dammit, I really wanted to have Mark Burnett say "Hey Jimmy, I produced the president, you got the runner up to open a fake pickle jar".

Toronto

Froggo's filming It atm

>A bunch of liberals giving each other food on live TV
>Meanwhile, the Republican nominee

As an American I'm not sure why you have a problem with this but I don't know any other way.

What is Cred Forums like in bongland?

Nice one

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Anyone got a stream?

Not out loud, but like 50% of the noms are black. It's mostly tranny representation shit.

Because they legally have to tell you the side effects, you dingus

fuck

Yeah so?

Oh sorry, another DIMENSION

AWOOOO

I like the Goldbergs, it's fun and the mom is hot and the daughter also is hot

Read:
>need food

Not
>want food

So what, he literally just showed up and slightly bent his decrepit elbows to move boxes off a truck for 10 minutes

livenewschat.eu/watch-emmy-awards-live-stream/

WASH IT??????

I forgot about that. I don't care for Ellen that much.

oh ok thanks

Why would it get nominated? There's no category for "Best 80's nostalgia simulator for millennials"

They have limits on how many ads commercial stations can air, so when they air the NFL or Oscars, they cut to in-studios bits during some of the ad breaks.

DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE

Narcos isn't even nominated for shit mang

SHUT UP

came here for sauce. would've ignored otherwise.

BETTER PUT LESLIE JONES ON TV FOR SOME REASON

LESLIE JONESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Is that Matthew fucking McConaghey doing a car commercial?

I mean, I know Free State Of Jones was a bomb, but this is ridiculous...

God I would hit Rachel Bloom with the force of a thousand suns.

Call me a fatty chaser but she's the right amount of thick.

reminder that trump was nominated for emmys

Doesn't look like she's had anything done to me.

LESLIE JONES FUCK OFF

OGGA BOOGA

we barely get drug advertisements at all because of the nhs, only drugs that are sold on shelves and have barely an effects

>DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE

HARAMBE IS PRESENTING

Thanks lad.

Can't they put that on the box? I thought marketing 101 was don't mention life threatening illness if you wanna sell something.

HARAMBE LIVES

no

please close the curtains and leave

the glare is ruining my chinese cartoons

FUCK OFF MOM. GO GET ME MY TENDIES. RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HE

LITTLE WHITE BOY SEGMENT

reply

YAAAAAAAAAAAL

HARAMBE

OOGA BOOGA

OOGGA BOOGA

When you are still the gender you were supposedly born as. Gays can be cis.

HOL UP

>tfw black and cringing

Any where she has food on her face/hair?

OOGA
BOOGA

LOUD
NIGGERS

FATTY CHASER

Maybe Hillary can hire these guys to protect her emails

the monkey can talk?

HOL UP

HOL UP

HOOOOOOL UP

Someone post the nude pic

Maybe dont take nudes of yourself you disgusting ape

DISGUSTING APE FUCK OFF

MIIIIIIIIIIILO

HHAARRAMMBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LESLIE'S TWITTER! LOL
FUCKING KNEW IT!

TWITTA BUTT NEKKED

haha they got Harambe to join in on the accounting bit.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it's ok i'm black

They have to mention them by law.

I literally turned off my TV

if you watch leslie jones on mute it turns into National Geographic

Good lord this is horrible. Harambe wants to feel beautiful.

This is so boring today

HARAMBE IS ALIVE!!!

>he hasn't seen mcconnaughey's collab with refn

HAAHAHAHAHA

I WILL CLAP BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF

What the fuck was she saying

>all these celebrities acting like they didn't see her getting fucked in the asshole by a black dick

STUNNING
BRAVE
A PROUD ACTRES

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They have to verbally say it in the commercial for the idiots who don't read the box

No mom, I'm all alone tonight ;-)

jesus fucking christ

BIX NOOD TIME.

DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE

NEW THREAD

HARAMBE RETURNS.

Harambe, your back! T_T

mm what the fuck lol

YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK

God, she's really aggressively unfunny

What in the fuck?

>let's just bring Leslie Jones out here to pretend we sympathize with her and let her yell at white people that weren't the cause of any of her problems

Why am I watching this shit?

I'll laugh if Roots win.

Leslee finally got a backbone. Good for her!

I did a 6-month internship at Ernst & Young. If you ever meet someone who works there, flip a coin. If heads, they're incompetent, if tails, they're corrupt.

wait, leslie wasn't announcing the winner and it was just a lame skit

DAT BELLY
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th eleft call us like we're liying and making shit up. but jesus. all I have seen is hillary ads. hillary talk. trans shit and Jews.

How are we wrong?

The commercial Hillary Ads may be different but they been on for me. 3 or 4 so far

I want to cum on her belly

FARGO

In her defense, at least she joked about it rather than locking herself away from all press and refusing to do any interviews... *cough* *cough* JLaw *cough**cough*...

HARAMBE IN THE HOUSE

nah son, season two was worse

FUCK YOU OJ

HALF THE NOMINATIONS FOR FUCKING PEOPLE v. OJ?!

What the fuck?

FARGO BTFO

FARGO GOT ROBBED AGAIN FUCK THIS.

Stream?

Was that really in the hack? Now I'm interested.

what was it??

NEW

Both OJ and Fargo are great, so I don't mind,

This is an old commercial they changed the audio to. The original audio was utter shit.

OJ mini-series was good, keep crying Fargocucks

It was bazinga with chain-letter bullshit. Don't bother.

idk senpai i'm happy with either Fargo S2 or People vs OJ winning any of these limited/mini awards.

ffs regina king just won against paulson?

Do you poop?

OJ was great, really telekino

Both Fargo and OJ are 10/10, so I'm cool with either winning whatever

Well...

IM THE JOKER BAYBEE