OFFICIAL 68th Primetime Emmy Awards thread 5

>You will never get a sandwich delivered to you by Eleven
Kill me now

HARAMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>literally the worst fargo episode is nominated

>CAN A SISTER FEEL BEAUTIFUL
>*Three men nod awkwardly*

My dick is permanently out

Ape yelling at people about her own thin skin belongs near the bottom somewhere

I really wish Leslie Jones wasn't so unfunny

FARGO BTFO AGAIN

ANOTHER WHITE MALE UGH

',:^)

>not including harambe chimping out on stage

This fucking trash OJ shit won over Fargo? Really?

Do these niggers think I just 'know' the names of episodes of the shows I watch? Show me some fucking videotapes

So far so accurate

JLaw is aspie as fuck though, what did you expect?

How many of these actors have provided homes to refugees and illegal immigrants?

>only 6 actual comments
>rest is from way earlier

y-yeah! B-BTFO!!

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remove the ones from may and july you fucking retard

First.

JEAN SMART OR WE RIOT

Stream?????

if Sarah Paulson doesn't wins this...

Why even live?

sjwawards this year... yes, even more than usual.

if 50% of america us conservative what the fuck are they doing.

Where the fuck are you guys watching this?

COME ON JEAN

Which one was Fargo episode 8, the one in the cabin, was that nominated? That deserved to win

KATHY BATES WAS ROBBED

REGINA KING

Cred Forums BTFO

>In Memorian will include Harambe

I missed it
What did he said?

KERRY IS ALL HAPPY A FELLOW NIGGER WON

BLACK LIVE MATTERS

I though the academy was the oscars. Tell me if Im retarded.

This entire awards show is literally just >let's give everything to blacks and LGBT even though they don't deserve this shit

Terrible.

What did Kimmel say?

>white man on stage
>play him off quick!

what happened to black lives matter

you retards say this every year

fucking jeffrey tambor and that transparent lady won last year too you fucking retards

That was Loplop

Damn, that was actually a really strong category

But people actually go looking for JLaw's nudes

BLACK
LIVES
MATTER

The only ones that fit on my screen, you faggot redditor.

KANGZ.

On this cool new thing called a television

Will Pepe make an appearance?

Americans are always pretending

livenewschat.eu/watch-emmy-awards-live-stream/

PAULSON ROBBED

I mean I like Regina King, but for fuck's sake.

No, the final episode was nominated, which was the worst episode by the way.

NIGGLET
>NIGGLET
NIGGLET
>NIGGLET
NIGGLET
>NIGGLET
NIGGLET
>NIGGLET

50% of America

1% of Hollywood

Regina King has always been very pretty.

look it up, can't be assed to explain
>EGOT is all the academy

oscars are from the movies

emmy are from the television series

why is there not a sticky?

>Black Lives Matter

So what has she actually DONE to help the BLM movement?

Why is it always the mom and never the dad?

RIGGED
Kathy Bates robbed because of all this BLM shitstorm

because it gets worse every yeard
stay triggered loser lol

BLACK PEOPLE OF Cred Forums STAND UP!

I just turned it on. What'd he say?

That's because it gets worse and worse this year.

Probably watching football.

y-yeah...! t-t-t-they are really there! fucking sjws....

this is embarrassing. i bet dwarf and pic related gonna win

YAYY, Regina King!

I'll consider this a win for The Boondocks as well.

>thanked her mom

nice speech, Boondocks was cool

>mfw Fargofag

JEWS

HAHAHHA THAT FUCKING MONKEY YELLING AND COMPLAINING

HE'S ACTUALLY HANDING OUT JUICE

XD

Why is Jimmy so fuckin' awkward?

JUICE MAN ROSS GELLER

JEWS?

>juice

>TRUMP IS EVIL
>LOOK AT US EATING FOOD ON LIVE TV

>giving juice to schwimmer
MEME MAGIC IS REAL

CUBA BTFO

What's with all the moms tonight?

First season of Fargo was overrated garbage but won awards. Season 2 was actually great but will lose to OJ show.

JEWS
JEWS
JEWS

OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK

>Amy can't go an hour without eating

A SCHUMER FAT JOKE

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>Dear Cuba, loved you in Snow Dogs

Dammit, he beat me to it.

AHAHAHA

SHE'S FAT BUT SHE STILL GETS LAID

THAT'S HILARIOUS

>fat jokes

GET IT, BECAUSE SHE'S FAT

Travolta ain't drinking that shit, it will fuck up his thetans

OINK OINK OINK BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

AMY Be EATING NOTES

GIMMIE DAT

EL OH EL WOMEN ARE FUNNY

>Loved you in Snow Dogs

k e k

Explain the juice joke please.

AMY SCHUMER BTFO

Schumer BTFO by Jimmy's mom.

I LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH MY VAGINA!!!

I ALSO EAT LOTS OF FOOD

>Amy Schumer BTFO

>First season of Fargo overrated garbage

Explain yourself.

JEWMER ETERNALLY BTFO

BTFO

>bring back Parks and Rec

Ayyyy

SCHUMER BTFO

THE BLACK STOLE THE BASKET
THE BLACK STOLE THE BASKET
THE BLACK STOLE THE BASKET
THE BLACK STOLE THE BASKET

HAHAHA

>schumer blown out twice in one segment
BASED
A
S
E
D

>Jimmy basically roasting everyone
BASED

>Amy Fatumer

This is saddly a funnier joke than anything Amy has ever done in her life

PIG AMY GOT HUNGRY.

Is Anthony pissed?

is Jimmy calling out the liberal Hollywood cuck as coddled children?

AMY SCHUMER BTFO

FAT CUNT

>Now say "my vigina"

ANY SCHUMER BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

KIMMEL CANNOT BE STOPPED

Get it, because she's fat and also cousin of millionaire jewish Senator Chuck Schumer

this indian girl has to present the emmys because thats the only way she will ever stand on that stage

WHO IS THIS BROWNFU?

Who was the cute chick that Kimmel gave the juice box to? I MUST KNOW.

>oh look it's amy schumer not being funny

Who's this hottie?

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webm of the cosby joke reaction?

tina fey is my milf-fu

JEWS

Fuck all you all Emmy Watching Motherfuckers! Your award ceremonies Fucking RUINS T.V.!

youtube.com/watch?v=726Ujz_KOHE

nu males btfo LMAO

Priyanka chopra

Cuba played OJ "Juice" Simpson in People v OJ. Schwimmer played Robert Kardashian, and said Juice a lot.

2 episode of storyline strecthed to 10 episodes. Only the pilot and finale mattered, everything in between was trash and pointless

MALES BTFO

>ywn power fuck amy's asshole

Why even live bros?

But that's her all the time

HIDDLESTON RIGGING THE VOTE

NOTHING LESS.

>vigina

WHAT THE FUCK?

i don't remember them putting in multiple nominations per show last year
is this a regular thing?

so do you think she swallows?

MEN BTFO

Cred Forums BTFO

Night Manager was good

What an incredibly dumb post.

Why does she look so Fucking big!?

oh shit males got rekt

>tfw waiting for the strain

There weren't that many mini-series this year, that's why ACS is stacking the deck in submissions

Usually multiple episodes aren't nominated because they don't want to cannibalise their own votes

Is Hugh Laurie dead?

Is she having a stroke?

>ywn shave her arms

>tom holland

spider-man?

They should really shorten these OJ titles. got damn.

Because I never have to do that...

Why would you want your penis anywhere near that disgusting creature?

sorry
vegina

watch it on a stream then.

>arm hair

>Only the pilot and finale mattered, everything in between was trash and pointless

>I literally can't understand storytelling: the post

John Mayer cumming his pants in the orchestra pit

she's a big girl

The Night Manager looks interesting.

that's why I used a rightwards-inclined green meme arrow

I was being sarcastastic

what an incredibly shit taste you have

claire danes went overboard on the tan

I WANNA LICKI

>John Mayer

>unzips dick

BASED MAYER

Holy fuck, Claire Danes is BURNT

Claire Danes bronzed within an inch of her life

U x4

Based John Mayer.

Daily reminder to anyone who never heard how funny he was on the radio, he is /OurGuy/

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Why is Claire Danes always so fucking shiny?

>privileged jew woman wins
shocker, total emmy bait

same, glad i get to be comfy with Cred Forums beforehand

Wow user I didn't know you wrote for schumer

wish I was John Mayer. Someone at least tell me he has herpes or something

Claire changing her race before our eyes

wow epic men btfo how will they ever recover

is claire danes preparing for a role as a skin cancer patient?

Homeland season 6 when?

It's not bad if you like John le Carre. The story is quite predictable at times but as a 6 episode spy thriller, it's enjoyable.

Was reading Cred Forums, claire danes screencap?

What is it about awards shows that brings out the plebs?

can everyone just slow down a bit, I'm on a lag

I'm really enjoying this bootyblasting that Kimmel is creating

2
SLOPPY

Was really good.
QT blonde milf, Dr. House, and that British faggot from Thor killing everything

Haha she is so funny and ramdom

She bastes herself in a blended oil marinade when she goes sun bathing.

Is that her boyfriend?

Will Trump fix Emmys and Academy Awards?

hnnnng so fuzzy

She's playing an Emmy statue, you insensitive bastards

she's danish

I'm running late, but I just want to say I'm happy Huey won.

play dem blues love me some blues

I do love pro wrestling and have always prided myself as being a lifelong "out of the closet" wrestling fan. My entire life I have made it look cool to like wrestling. It's because I'm a cool mother fucker that is in phenomenal shape (I'd honestly guess that I'm somewhere in the 95th percentile of adult males when it comes to fitness) and I have fucked lots of girls in my lifetime, and now I have a hot, cool, girlfriend. I mean you can not believe me, or whatever it doesn't matter. If you don't believe me that's actually cool, it's like saying "wow this guy sounds so fucking cool and awesome that I can't even believe he's real"

why is there no sticky?

WE NEED BIG BLACK COCKS ON TV

thats a good fucking question

why is it taking so long for this season?!

kind of want those bread bites

>driving an Audi in the fucking desert

>driving two Audis in the desert

Dolarhyde?

stream

vipleague.se/usa-tv-shows/417206/1/68th-primetime-emmy-awards-live-stream-online.html

A Danish jew

Claire is looking beat

Fun to drive, hell to maintain when you're not driving. Such is life in the desert.

eh...nigga you gay.

because its the emmy

Riley is the shit

She's no Pamela Adlon.

i dont want to watch this garbage someone better make a highlight reel of kimmel shitting on everyone

>that (((cheese)))

fucking hell

also isn't cashback just your own money in cash form?

yeah the biggest television award doesn't deserve a sticky!

>mods
>caring about this board

Fucking burgers.

Is Little Caesars actually nice?

Also, pizza exists in other countries.

CIA

Because stickies suck, having a massive thread of thousands of posts that lag so bad you can't even post in it sucks.

Lol no

Wait, Grey's Anatomy is still on the air?!?

it doesn't even match her hair

Does Hulu still have Criterion kino? I'm thinking about getting either that or Amazon and am not sure which to get.

How does the CIA hire all these sexy people?

>Is Little Caesars actually nice?

Quick someone post the Terryology thing.

No, It's maybe the worst pizza you can get

WOOBINE

Terrence "How Can The Number One Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real" Howad

TELL US ABOUT TERRY MATH

God, I wanna shove her out of the stage. I'm a black accountant-in-education, and if I ever get a job at an international firm, they're gonna think of me as like Leslie, like a failed abortion. Fuck!

FARGO

HOUSE

television is for plebs. Oscars and Films are for patricians. Grow up.

yeah it does, and hulu is alright aside from all the fucking ads

Why si there no /cel/?

Why is there no audio-enabled webmuhs?

Why has the community on Cred Forums been systematically dismantled over the past 5 years or so?

MIKE MILLIGAN WAS ROBBED

it's not happening for you huh

Here you go senpai.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474248121280.webm
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I mean they aren't even hiding it

Cred Forums BTFO

>no Fargo again

It won't kill you but you'll wish it had before it leaves your system.

Like everyone gets a Theresa on awards night. Cmon man.

WE
E

why do blacks always try to look mad

The nigger face is like
>jeez not again

Absolutely not.

i guess black lives really do matter

It is cardboard and fried glue.

Fargo getting BTFO tonight.

Season 6 premiers in January.

niggerwinslol

>Fargo loses to OJ again

Just end me now senpaitachi

>ywn plait her vagina hairs

This. I hate the Emmys now

what was that melania joke? is he autistic?

more blacks

that face tho
is like kill me please

Drumpfkins BTFO AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAH

Bokeem was pretty good in Fargo desu

why this nigga looks mad?

FERGUSON

To be fair, this guy was good in the show. The guy who played Johnny Cochran will probably win too. Screencap this

Lots of blacks winning. It feels forced

did he say academy?

That jokes flopped hard

just like last year

>le random out of place anti-trump joke

Next time, baby

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i dont mind this, he was pretty good so it doesnt feel like forced sjw

>knows many just voted for him because he's black

This nigga

All I can say is, you get what you pay for.
Don't be suprised if your Little Caesar's Pizza is tasted like cardboard.

OJ was much better than Fargo S2, Dunst is the only one who deserves to win

you people are actually watching this shit?

too many plebs around here...

She's so fuzzy :3

You have a problem with that, senpai?

>he watches tv shows

This. I'm pissed

Fargo is too old to win anything this year. Its not as fresh on people's minds as TPvOJS.

She plagiarized her RNC speech...? It was probably off the cuff

THANK YOU DADDY

He should, he was a spitting image of him.

Why do they hate Fargo so much?

DRUMPFKINS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!

NEW THREAD

P O L I T I C S
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This guy doesn't even act surprised or phased by winning, he's just acting like some fucking black character.

they picked the wrong nigger

>>>/film/

the music lmao

does this nigger know what polygamist means

Wait wtf

i don't get it

why are fargo and OJ getting nominated for everything?

where are all the other shows? GoT, mr robot, HoC, the walking dead?

Did he change his name to his dad's name?

bit weird

>black guy wins emmy playing guy that was black

hmmm

He was amazing, it was well deserved, as these things go

Claire Danes lives in that Audi in the desert apparently, jesus christ

>everyone he thanks is white except for his gf
>muh oppression

don cheadle's presenting an award next year?

Him and Sarah Paulson deserve and will win. But Fargo should've won something for its best season.

>All this free Trump advertising

WOWWOWOWO KIRSTEN DID THOSE THINGS GET BIGGER MAMA MIAAAAAA

Kirsten was robbed.

GET DUNKED ON DUNST

Kirsten dunsts tits!

DAMN DUNST
SCREEN CAPS WHEN

>even the white girl wins for OJ
Damn, show musta been good.

Meh, he deserves it, I loved him in Supernatural

OJ mini-series will probably pick up most of the acting awards and they deserve it desu

really says it all

no doubt these people are fine actors but they're winning to promote the show's agenda

bewbs

Woa fuck I want to bongo the shit out of Dunst's tits?

>best season
>spaceships

Play this bitch off

>Kimmel's Cosby gag
tell me the jokes

better than raining fish desu

Fuck OJ Simpson fuck everything. Fargo should have won something. And now Better Call Saul will lose to Game of Thrones bullshit again.

>Being a housewife

What a lazy bitch parasite.

Dunst's character was fucking terrible. I would have been mad if she won.

At least now I can pretend Paulson won for her AHS roles.

Why? OJ was great desu

I keep forgetting Sarah Paulson is dating Holland Taylor.

Are these two dykes?

Do they do everything together?

Keri Russell