THE STRAIN VIEWING THREAD

What stupid mistake will everyone make this time?

I swear there is something in the water that just lowers everyone's IQ on this show.

Oh shit is this the bomb episode

i hope this is the musical episode

tonight is probably the suicide bomber

>does she really not know or is she faking ignorance?

wanna fug dat asian

Lel, that's why you don't trust a gook.

Oh I do love me an episode where some self-righteous "people need to know" reporter gets BTFO

I hope this crew bites it. Serves them right.

are we getting th esuicide worm bomber tonight? shit, i figured that season preview they did consists of footage from like the last 3 episodes lol

Who sends in a bunch of chain gangs to fight vampires? They are only going to get infected and end up turning other people.

It's not our fault we're dumb, it's something in the water De Blasio and Bloomberg put in

Any streamers?

they probably work for Palmer and are protected

Seriously why hasn't Fett told her yet that he is a collaborator

>musical
Pls no

Why doesn't Eph know Fett is working with Faraldo?

This is basically MISUNDERSTANDING all over again. I'm getting Kamen Rider Faiz flash backs.

why's Eph even bothering, Quinlan has fucking super regeneration just feed him

I like bitter, snarky Eph. Better than pining Eph.

The what now?

stop looking so fucking surprised you shits, it's his son

THANK YOU FET

Why this show keep getting dumber by the episode?

Like we're at half-human vampire savior goes to fight his dad

Wasn't this show about a zombie type virus
Like
How did we get here

oh shit its tough hacker girl to fuck up everything even more

Del Taco wrote himself into a corner and starting shifting the science and realism into more mystical and spiritual shit

>inb4 Eph cucks Fett

POETIC JUSTICE

Is Del Taco still involved as in calling the shots?

he produces and proably wrote the series bible

plus except for minor changes and stretching things out they are sticking with the gist of the story

>Eichorst in charge of keeping shit together
tough times for the Strigoi

The extinction of the pineapple is at hand.

I dunno. I read the books and the comics. Thw show is straying away from the source material fast.

>Eichorst in charge of keeping shit together
>tough times for the Strigoi
I dunno about this either. He was in charge of a Nazi camp all those years ago

Yeah, but his Nazi underlings listen to him. He's now in command of a feral army. He's not the Master. He can't control them. Just point them in the right direction and let them go.

So we can all agree that Eichorst and Kelly are the most interesting developed characters from this show?!

Kelly desire to have her family togethor(she wanted to turn her husband last episode but the master wanted him to suffer) and feed on her son out of hunger and desire to turn him even though shes fights the urge is great character motivation and devlopment

Fair enough.

Beecher plz

>sneaking out solver

based Angel

Time for Gus to show these coppers a thing or two about strigoi hunting

oh shit she really didn't know

i forgot about gus' training

fuck the training he has been in the shit since it started, he's probably a better hunter at this point than Fett and Eph

So what was the deal with strigoi can't cross the water thing?

For vampire folklore. Vampires can't cross running water.

But why though

so they took 3 out but basically gave them 3 as well

this is a retarded strategy

>giving speeches to ferals
who are you trying to convince Eichorst?

Probably because running water was seen as being pure. Such corrupt creatures as vampires wouldn't be able to cross something so pure.

in folklore running water washes away evil

>allah akbar incoming
oh shit here we go

[PROTOTYPE] 2 TIME NIGGAS

sometimes I feel like I'm the only one what ever played that game

my brother used to play it all the time

in fact, 1 and 2 just got rereleased on ps4 and xbone, he was playing 2 the other day

It's an interesting dynamic. One that rarely (if ever) ends well.

>strigoi suicide bombers

Oh lawdy

As much as I love Shakespeare, I fuckin' hate the cliche of the leader quoting Henry V before battle.

Quote anything but that. Be original, dammit.

BISLUT FILTH

Wait, there are 7 ancient ones, right? 3 here and the master, so where are the other 3?

Please tell me this is a thing that will happen.

top notch security there humans

you fucking deserve what's coming

Bomb time niggas

all of the characters are fucking stupid because the strain is fucking stupid

MASTER IS GREAT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

that was very rude

OH SHIT

europe i think

Too bad Kelly didn't have that UV light for her worm.

Didn't Quinlan say there were destroyed or something when he was sassing the ancients at the beggining of season three?

how didn't she feel that going in her eye?

At least it will leave a cool scar?

And shouldn't she be blind? That thing dug right in there.

the other 3 are old world masters based in Europe

they may or may not have been taken out by the Master already

LOL THE PLOT ARMOR ON THE RAT GUY!

Hes the only one who didnt get splatered.

Any book anons care to explain how eichorst managed to get the c4 strigoi to control there impulse to feed among all those people?

I dont think he has the ability to make them familiars like the master can.

Same reason your eyes don't feel cold
The eye is different from other parts

looks like it went into the side and not directly thru her eye

>Batfleck and Gordon in a movie together already
Wew

ever gotten an eyelash in your eye? There are sensors near the eye that are sensitive as shit to protect the eye, she should have been flinching and freaking out when it started to burrow

aaaaand we're back to this bullshit
goddammit

>e eye that are sensitive as shit to protect the eye, she should have been flinching and freaking out when it started to burrow

Stop being autistic

god why is Fett such a petty shit?

Wait, so the worms multiply once they get into the host?

Like a virus

This woman is like the Hilary Clinton of this show, right?

Unless you can kill them immediately as they enter or pull them out before they fully enter.

except I can actually stand her and she seems to be a moderately inspirational leader

Why? How?
What made you come to that conclusion?

Can this show happen in real life?

Not even close
What the fuck are you even talking about

What would Cred Forums be doing if it happened in real life?

I hope you're joking.

Shitposting as usual

kek, Eph uses Grace Hot Pepper Sauce

>no really guys if you put silver on your dick you can fuck the tentacle /d/ tested it out

is she gonna fucking kill her?

What if SHE becomes the Master?

The Master just can't pass up a chance to shit talk can he?

>red worm crawls out of facet
>crawls into her while she sleeps
>Master now controls both NYPD and Strigoli
We need YUGE NUKES!

they cant arrest her she has press immunity

I just noticed, that journalist was on The Walking Dead. She was with that ginger bitch who kidnapped Carol and Maggie.

no....the journalist was asian, the ginger bitch was from Justified

I don't like this deviation from the book

Not the ginger herself, this one that Carol ended up shooting in the head.

I'd be Chillaxing knowing stigoi wouldnt even be out here in the woods.

I would say sending chain gangs to fight the vampires without guns, creating more vampires.

probably masturbating to strigori porn.

Cred Forums not me!!!

Dead since they can't physically do anything outside of the basement

>Cred Forums
hey guys there's a strigoi in my yard, trips decide what I do with it
>/gif/
filled with gifs and webms of random strigoi shit
>/diy/
how to kill, capture, fight strigoi
>/fit/
some homo shit
>Cred Forums
happening threads 24/7, conspiracy theories surrounding the events, worshipping the master
>/sci/
how to make the white
>/x/
christmas all year long

Yeah I haven't seen the show yet, but I gotta ask: why don't the vampires just discharge a coupla worms into the water? I mean, all the characters in this show spend a hell of a lot of time fighting in sewers; they should probably be fucked.

A woman master??? The patriarch would never allow that!

If the vampires themselves have issues with water I imagine the worms would too.

The worms cant go into water

remember how easily that one guy got turned in the first season by a flying worm. They really just get right up close with these munchers all the time now and surprise surprise no one gets a random worm in their face.

>Cred Forums
Bane?

something something running water

rate the episode.

6/10 kinda boring desu

Plot Armor explains everything that happens in this mediocre show.

>flying worm
Wat

3/10

I don't think I will bother with this show anymore. Anything new out this fall?

I lost my shit at
>"A CRIMSON WORM?!"
Fucking Quinlan. He's the audience at that point.

They're not going with the fallen angel shit right?