OFFICIAL 68th Primetime Emmy Awards thread 7

OFFICIAL 68th The Decline Of Western Morality Awards thread 7

FARGO BTFO

Good digits
Bad winners

P3nis

Are the emmys on youtube?

diversity

the niggys

The Americans is about to blow Game of Plebs the fuck out, cap this

NOW WATCH ME WHIP

noice

IT'S THREAD 8 YOU MASSIVE RETARD

COUNT FROM IDIOT OPS

why tf is there so many threads for one event?

>that Hayley show

What the fuck?

dude niggers lmao

shes really cute

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THOSE DRUGS ADS THE GUY IS JUST LISTING HORRIBLE SIDE EFFECTS FOR 30 SECONDS WHO BUYS THIS SHIT

AMERICAAAA

checked

POST DUNSTS

FIRST FOR FUCK OJ

Dude who cares

guys I went to the store to buy biscuits and rum, I've lost about 20 minutes

what was good

WHITE MALES ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

its a board-wide event, a lot more hype

>Memeziz

Post more Millie

T H R E A D 8

E I G H T

Mods are retarded and don't know how to do their job. Should have made a sticky.

Real talk:

Why didn't Fargo win anything? Kirsten Dunst at the very least was better than Sarah Paulson

indians are fucking filthy

aziz imsori my jokes suck

OBAMA OUT

HILLARY IN

POO

DRUMPF BTFO

POO

POO

cringe

You do realize all drugs have side effects? Americans are just forced to list them so they can't get sued the fuck out of.

DRUMPF BTFO LMAOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAH

HAHA!

HAHA TRUMP IS RACIST

FUCKING SARAH PAULSON IS DATING A 73 YEAR OLD?!?!?!?!?

What was that?!

Because the awards panel is still pretending they care about niggers.

Jewmer will win

Painfully unfunny

W H I T E M E N
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what a faggot

FUCK OFF

oh look more race talk wow so funny

Obamo out
Hill IN

>white stand up comics

Black stand ups are the only funny ones

i always thought he was israeli

>cuck gets the award

What will happen to these shit shows once Trump gets elected?

congrats on the wife, patty

dead wife pity emmy

PITY AWARD

SO SORRY YOUR WIFE DIED

tear jerkers about his wife inc

C U C K 'S
D E A D
W I F E
P I T Y
A W A R D

Finn on suicide watch

Really guys, award shows? Why do you watch this self-aggrandizing bullshit?

>muh wife

MUH DEAD WIFE

ok this one seriously pisses me off. that was the unfunniest SJW pandering standup show I've ever fucking watched

JUST

I like Aziz Ansari

>MULANEY ROBBED
MULANEY ROBBED
>MULANEY ROBBED
MULANEY ROBBED
>MULANEY ROBBED
MULANEY ROBBED
>MULANEY ROBBED
MULANEY ROBBED

OP BTFO CANT HANDLE THE NUMERICAL TRUTH

Triumph was robbed!

PATTON OSWALD

Cred Forums ABSOLUTELY BTFO

>in before patton thanks his dead wife

>another lesbian winning

liked her on the king of queens tho

I'd like to thank my wi-

KEKWALD

yaaaas

>Not Triump
REE

triump trying to get in charro's cuchi

Nothing because it's a free country, he isn't going to censor them

lots of good-looking gays male and female do that

Patton "The Cuck" wins, great surprise

FUCK

LE CURRENT YEAR MAN

IT'S 2016

YUSSS

current year man

>USING YOUR FAMILY TO SHILL AGAINST TRUMP

MADMAN

i hope someone screencapped that fucking john oliver face, kek

>Letting a white male win
>2016
thank you John Oliver

CURRENT YEAR

He picks the nominations and winners.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NOMS FOR STRANGER THINGS

FUCK YOU TRANSHITS, THIS IS YOUR FAULT

P I T Y
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> not mulaney

fucking bullshit

Dead wife pity award

Wow that all looked super awful

Patton fucking Oswalt

>I'd like to thank my wife's boyfriend

ALL PITY AWARDS

AZOR JON!!!

They meant it as in US has ads, no other country besides Canada even has ads for drugs.
Also it's not because they could get sued retard it's based on USDA guidelines.

>tfw 2015 is over

Why's he so butthurt? Trump wants more poo in loos to build computers for us.

Can't get nominated until next year, senpai.

Why does he look sad bros?

God?

AZOR JON

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

Holy crap Jon is a manlet.

at least its not amy

Jon Snow is handsome as fuck, no homo

Andy must be a manlet too

P A T T O N
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Emmy's is for adult shows.

>b-b-b-but it makes me feel like i lived in the 80's despite being born in 2001

That doesn't make it for adults.

Better mad than WHITE, am I right? ha ah hhaaa

Patton Oswald did that right

...

Kyle fuck me raw now geez

Came out too late, wait for it to get destroyed by Twin Peaks next year

Kyle Chandler my man

THE CURRENT YEAR

i didnt find his joke to be as inflammatory towards him as the others

They both are

Daily reminder Matt Oswald is /ourguy/

CURRENT

Kyle Chandler is down for kissing Jon Snow.

...

Isn't Patton an atheist though...

STREAM

vipleague.se/usa-tv-shows/417206/2/68th-primetime-emmy-awards-live-stream-online.html

IT'S

...

LE CURRENT YEAR MAN

He know the futility of all this trump bashing. It's ogre he won

SHADILAY

Please Comedians in Coffee

its cuz his wife died

CURRENT YEAR

I don't think it can even go up until 2017 user

CURRENT YEAR MAN WILL WIN

DAMN

...

>2016

USDA is controlled by big pharma businesses. The whole guidelines thing is just bullshit.

>bongs have the gall to call us fat and give us Cordon

SAVAGE

jimmy falon
hahahah
*slaps knee really hard*

Everyone's an atheist until somebody they love dies

IT'S

COME ON!

jesus christ thats jason bourne

2016

THE CURRENT YEAR

CURRENT EMMY YEAR

2016

COLBERT AND NOAH BTFO

of course he wins an emmy

in

2 0 1 6

2016

wtf

CURRENT YEAR MAN

LE [CURRENT YEAR] MAN

wake me up

CURRENT YEAR

2016
0
1
6

based piano

JAMES CORDEN IS AN UNFUNNY FAT CUNT

Bill Maher was robbed

I MEAN COME ON GUYS!

THE 2016 MAN

hopefully he says

ITS 2016 of course I should have an emmy

I would decapitate Oliver and roast his head on a spike if it got Jon Stewart back on the Daily Show.

FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS

oh boy what a surprise

WINNING THE EMMY IN THE CURRENT YEAR

Its current year!

ITS 2015 ALL OVER AGAIN

CURRENT YEAR
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>current year man

How? Why?

100% BRITISH M8

...

CURRENT YEAR

THE CURRENT YEAR MAN BTFO YET AGAIN THE ALT-RIGHT AND DRUMPF!

HOLY SHIT THE BTFO IS UNREAL!!

Is Jon Snow a manlet?

THE

Cred Forums BTFO

INCOMING WITTY SNARK COMMENT THAT WILL DESTROY TRUMP FOREVER

AMERIKEKS BTFO

RULE BRITANNIA

At least we got Jeb! at the Emmys.

twitter.com/GMA/status/777660421356392448

C U R R E N T Y E A R
>DRUMPFKINS BTFO
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>current year man wins in current year

>winning in the current year

2 0 1 6
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IT'S

THE

CURRENT

YEAR

C U R R E N T
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C U R R E N T
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CURRENT YEAR

come on america!
its 2015!!

LONDON
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>tfw its currently ^^

neat

let's all give the emmys to non-trump supporters

FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK

OLIVERED

if there were anyone to play off

it's current year man

Chris Rock never showed up...

CURRENT YEAR WON DIPSHITS

his suit is way too small lmfao

I MEAN

C O M E
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O N
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wew

What the fuck do you even think we are talking about, Jesus Christ?

>no "IT'S 2016"
DROPPED but glad he won

Because he's the only worthwhile talk show host

WINNERS: Brits, Women and Minorities (including jews)

DON'T VOTE FOR DRUMPF
HE'S LITERALLY HITLER
VOTING FOR HIM IS KILLING MILLIONS OF JEWS
IT'S 2016 COME ON

WHAT YEAR IS IT?

>CURRENT YEAR MAN WINNING

BASED
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ITS 2016 EVERYONE

Explain this "current year" meme

>OUR son
Is there anything he can't do?

BLACK

CURRENTS

ARE LIKE OLIVES

OLIVER

FUCK

HOW DID HE WIN

His speech was surprisingly painless

Based Matt Damon

OMG XD

ME: *sniff* His son's name is Hudson? That's a good name! PERIOD!

bill shits on muslims and religion, he'll never win in this climate

IMPECCABLY WHITE

BUT HE'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE

jesus christ its jason bourne

This show needs more Keemstar.
"Im on blog.tv with my fucking hands up!"

CAN I GET A SCREENCAP OF THAT NOSE

Oh damn, how do you like them apples?

Damon is the highest paid troll there is isn't he?

METH DAMON IN THE HOUSE

THE CURRENT ONE

the woman by current year man had a cute smile

BREEEEEEEEE
BREEEEEEEEE

HHEEEEY GUUUUYYSSS!!!

WHHAAAAAAT YEAR IS IT?????????????????

>Take this apple, it'll make you look like even more of an asshole

hey
who is this bootleg mark walhberg?

...

Schumer is a fucking blimp

Matt Damon is very handsome, no homo

>setting fire to the city

>blowing off steam

um that's pretty insensitive, mr year

29 people were injured

...

I love you Matt Damon. I would watch you fuck around do nothing.

IM GOING TO REDDIT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

>it's the current year man won
>That fat cunt Patton won
What is this leftist handout night?

le douchebag eating an apple trope.

>manlet bullying a taller person

>Keemstar
hola reddit

>WHITE PERSON WINNING
>THE CURRENT YEAR
YEAH, right

>Matt "Natural Gas is bad because Saudi Arabia paid to make my movie" Damon

Why is Jimmy basically Nathan Fielder tonight?

Nathan Fielder hosting the Emmys when

His wife died this year so he basically got it out of pity.

GET SOME REST JIMMY

YOU LOOK A LITTLE TIRED

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>american humour everybody

BASED
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Applesauce bitch

HOW ABOUT DEM APPLES?

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

based dave. can you believe this guy used to be on tyt

>Emmys making fun of the Oscars

I love when liberals sabotage themselves

ah

yes

>nathan hosting the emmys

i dont think the normies could handle it

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is painfully unfunny

Matt Damon is a piece of shit who said the US government should take away every gun from the American people and yet he makes his money off of movies with guns

Azor Jon Stewart is going to resurrect Daily Show
The night is black and full of niggers

To be fair, they're not real guns

how long are they going to milk this feud joke? most people don't even remember it exists.

When did Samuel L Johnson become the Dom Deluise of his generation?

>post yfw these emmys have been unironically good

u are so dumb

Major Laser Cheerios?

>Azor Jon Stewart

kek

the only good part was the opening.

kek

It's best that you don't know about it.

Rise above the corruption of Cred Forums, pure user.

We are now over....1 Million and 500 thousand..Subscribers.. ---->

wait, I missed the last award, what year is it?

That's hat I aid
But the bitch deserved it she invoked the wrath of kek by insulting trump
Good, time to tell my roommate to turn it down then

I'm enjoying the Emmys way, way better than the last Oscars desu

Get used to it liberals

you know the guns in movies are fake right

is this too hard for you or something

>caring what celebs think

But he's right, that's a good idea. It will make the country better when all those retards don't have their pathetic penis substitutes.

damn a lot of you are on a hell of a delay

Why the fuck does Oprah love bread that much?

Are you autistic?

actually it ends up being cheaper suing real guns with blanks or cgi gunfire than making fake guns

>Count of Monte Cristo on OUAT
there have to be better Disney characters to use

>most people don't even remember it exists
I haven't watched any Kimmel clips on Jewtube since Civil War press and I'm Fucking Matt Damon just showed up on my recommended while I was on the toilet.
It has 15 million views.

>Watching this instead of football

Oh boy, what a masterful retort there sir
The fuck literally said while in Australia that the people shouldn't be allowed to have guns and that if necessary he government should do something about it
Kill yourself and get the fuck out of my country if you agree with him

agreed

Cred Forums is the light guiding the way for those lost to degeneracy
You know nothing of Kek

bread is pretty damn good tbf

football is for women user

bread is good user

Name one thing the urban ape hasnt ruined

Matt Damon fucked ur gf

>handegg

then why you are on Cred Forums and not on Cred Forums

DAILY REMINDER THAT JEB! WAS THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS SHOW.

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Too soon, Chick-fil-a

NEW THREAD

fuck off footfag

2nd.

Bread's great

You can put jam on it

You can put butter on it

You can put cheese on it

You can put smoked mackerel on it

You can put PEANUT butter on it

You can put I guess salad on it if you feel like it

Bread's great

These adds are so brainwashy as fuck

How do you guys live through this shit without your brain turning into mush?

>implying fake guns need to be restricted in places with gun control

It's her 'rich person that used to be fat' vice.
She's not a normal person anymore.

I'm watching both, kiddo.

>missing walking dead for this

>not the emmys

im watching the emmys too but its the gayest thing ever basically

Eh both are niggers patting themselves on the ass.

Although I've never tried it myself, I hear it's quite good.

fucking amber alert twice for the same thing

I'm not watching it, i'm watching Cred Forums make fun of it.

what

vikings and packers is not football its boreball

>watching nigger ball
why does every fat american do this ?

>transgender actor
>actor

SHITLORD

>watching something that happens every Sunday vs something that happens once a yeat
really hard choice weebcuck

Oh good more degeneracy

>Actor

HOLY SHIT BASED FUCKING JIMMY

>be a tranny
>your last name is cocks

oh yeah tranny

well, the problem is every ball is now nigger ball.
Except baseball, baseball is boring. Nice trips

>the ball is in play
>the ball has been thrown
>the ball has been caught
>end of play, everyone take 5 and walk around a bit, stretch those legs, they must be stiff from not being used for anything for hours

That new Chief Kief show looks p good. Like the best part of BSG, but not in space, starring Big Boss.

Wow they really got a dude with a dick

I'm surprised

>You know nothing of Kek
Which of us was blessed with repeating digits?

M A N L E T

Chris is based but I'm fucking glad he lost.

Fucking stealing from Patrice. Amy and Chris should both kill themselves.

women prefer actor now believe it or not

15 million views is nothing on youtube. not that i'm saying it's any better but every carpool karaoke skit averages about 50-100 million views.

Another child abduction alert popped on my screen. What's going on the Emmys right now? Can't see shit.

what jokes did he steal? i'm not familiar with the material from either

>Implying I said they were real
Is reading that hard for you?
I don't, I do however think those that use their status to shill for commies deserve to be throw out of the industry
This is terrible bait, go back to school
No but you are
>Disney owns rights to Count of Monte Cristo
Whelp, time to off myself
>Watching niggerball

I bet he could beat the shit out of me]

Also I mean god damn, if you're going through this massive transition in your life, changing everything about yourself, what you look like, how you dress and carry yourself, why the fuck would you choose to call yourself Laverne?

...

youtube.com/watch?v=zrS5VIZ5eJE

Chris should be ashamed of himself.

Black Twitter was pissed at him when this came out.

>watching the Negroid Federation of Liberals

Ben next time you come out to defend your butt buddy make sure you wash your mouth out first, your cum breath is making me want to vomit
Eurocucks watch shitskins ruin their sport
No difference

I read that Hank Azaria in real life is like a huge asshole and a weird loner.

one
of
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