>"Whoa, hold on a second, why would you even say something like that? I mean I know it's a joke and maybe in France it's okay to make fun of unattractive or overweight people, but in America where I'm from it's considered really rude and uncalled for to the point of being mean-spirited. I've had issues of insecurity about my weight for years and it's a constant struggle that I just don't feel comfortable making light of. I know a lot might be lost in translation but culturally we just don't say these things to each other unless we're actually *trying* to be hurtful. And you don't seem like a particularly toxic person so I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt, but I still thought it'd be best to just tell you how I feel and clear the air before we go any further. And I don't know about you but I already feel better. So please everyone, let's continue, and this time let's do it as friends. Because even though we only just met, I feel like each and every one of you has become an important part of my life and my ongoing personal growth. And for that I thank you."
Nobody is reading that bitchmade wall of faggy text
Ryder Morris
>bitchmade wall of faggy
14 year old detected
Angel Robinson
I read it in what like 12 seconds? Less time than it took to type this out
Cameron Harris
Faggot
James Reyes
are you going to post this MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY? >options >sage
Colton Torres
there really isn't much you can say when a woman insults you so thoroughly to the applause of 50+ people
Angel Turner
is Conan "our guy"?
Leo Cruz
LISTEN YOU DIRTY FRENCH FUCK NAH NAH NAH SHUT THE FUCK UP LET ME FINISH
yo momma hahahaha
Connor Edwards
Day 14: Americans still haven't found a way to cope with the brutal blow that was dealt to national icon Jonah 'The Fat Jew' Hill
Jaxson Green
>Okay, okay, you know, I make time to come on this show, and I thought we were gonna have a good time and I end up getting this kind of abuse, you know it makes me feel unwelcome, all right? Come on you guys! ;)
Lucas Gray
its not one guy. The whole of Cred Forums is quite flustered over the whole ordeal.
Angel Price
I still like user's reponse from some days ago:
"At least they'd still call *me* back after the fact."
Mason Sanders
Oh hell yeah that would have showed her
Grayson Reed
Really causes my neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input.
Zachary Gutierrez
Thats what makes it funny
Thomas Miller
Wait so why was he in that program in the first place and why did that girl decided to say all that mean stuff to him? It was not funny so it was just to cause controversy?
Jace Foster
They promised him he could lose his virginity on live french TV by having sex with that qt.
But it turned out to be a prank and they told him she would rather have sex with Leo and Brad.
Robert Baker
>You know Pitt is married to a woman that would claw your eyes out, right?
There. Simple.
Austin Clark
>Hahaha very funny joke frenchie >*stand up on chair and turn around and rip a loud stinky fart in her direction* > FOR ME TO POOP ON so simple
Mason Brown
How come great comeback farts always come to late? Like you're standing in the elevator 2 hours later thinking about what you should have done and it suddenly hits you and the people around you.
Tyler Hill
l'esprit de l'escalier
coming up with the perfect response to the situation as you're already walking away halfway down the stairs
Adam Adams
I think what really hurt Jonah the most was when she called Leo and Brad his friends. They're not really his friends and Jonah knows it.
Brandon Campbell
damn if he had actually said this on the spot i would have been mad impressed.
Brayden Long
>any comeback involving vulgarity, xenophobia or too much text
Give up Jonah. Deal with your PTSD
Owen Diaz
wont you fucking stop making this thread every day, faggot? not even posting the related video
and you might say well there is a crowd there. But tom would make each one of them cry and apologize individually for being so rude
Jonathan Morris
>tfw Tom will never call you a jerk and sit on your face
Jace Lee
Or maybe just, >Ahh, you're that kind of girl...
Aaron Wilson
>Tom will never spank you in public in a complete non sexual way
Daniel Morris
Based Conman
Lucas Nguyen
>but in America where I'm from it's considered really rude and uncalled for And that's why you're a nation of fat fucks.
Ian Barnes
>Oh Ye, well the jerk store called, and theyre running out of you!!
There, case closed
Liam Butler
Why is Cred Forums so triggered by this french weather girl? Can't you guys take a joke?
Nathaniel Nelson
*BBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAMMMPPFFFPLPL*
Jeremiah Butler
>make millions through movies >not even crack addicted street hookers are willing to fuck you >only chance to lose virginity is through a tv gameshow
...and he blew it.
Jonah Hill is a mess.
Adam Turner
>americans >take a joke
seriously tho it triggers bad memories of being bullied by socially dominant females (aka the cool crowd) in high school
Logan King
>What's the difference? You're their all time best seller!
Nathan Baker
>He should've just taken the humiliating joke.
Say all the beta cucklords
Liam Morgan
>the cool crowd
Speaking of high school, if you don't get some sleep you're gonna be exhausted in a few hours when you get there.
Aaron Foster
how did he actually answer?
Jeremiah Bell
He sat under his chair and refused to come out
Adam Howard
>It's a "Jonah is still trying to come up with comebacks after 5 days straight" episode
Jayden Price
What's with all these fancy pants comebacks?
Keep it simple:
>"Congratulations...you're a bitch" [Walks out of studio]
Jaxon Hall
>not crying uncontrollably on command
People would side with him.
Samuel Long
Jonah is a fat cunt and deserves to be ridiculed
Brayden Watson
>mfw people will be watching the movies jonah hill was in long after the french weather lady is dead. >mfw people will probably be watching his movies long after her grandchildren are dead.
Carson James
FUCK CONAN
Connor Flores
>those screaming kids
I couldn't handle it.
Dylan Richardson
he should have made it rain and then got his cock out desu lads
Cooper Myers
Why didn't he just pretend to be asleep when she told her joke?
Liam Reed
Damn this fucking weather girl keeps getting BTFO
Owen Sullivan
>There are people make these threads, who invest their time into this.People who have been there. People who were Jonah at that moment for a minute in their lives. But instead of banishing the bad memories and moving on with their lives, they fantasize about Jonah saying some stupid words that would make the crowd in their fantasy go 'damn' or 'did he just say that' and the french girl, or any of their denied sweethearts, would think 'what did I just do?' 'Sorry, Jonah'. It's sad
Grayson Perez
Kek
Benjamin Torres
>bieber gif
Oh boy.
Brandon Moore
That's a terrible representation of Patrice.
Eli Russell
ok ok ok I got it Cred Forums
>*pretend he didn't hear her* >oh did you say something? >I was just on the phone with my sexy model gf _____ (or hot prostitute because he is rich)
Christopher Morris
>there are people who let other people insult them. >people who consider this "secure" or "alpha" >there are people who simply go through life letting people walk all over them.
It's sad.
John Perry
>YEAH WELL THE JERK STORE CALLED AND THEIR OUTTA YOU
You don't always have to respond to banter with more banter. Sometimes it's just better to take it in stride and top it with a self-depreciating joke. Responding here with more banter comes across as a bit butthurt desu.
I feel like just saying something like "I can probably see why" while laughing seems the best way to brush it off.
>wow looks like I came all this way to get humiliated by some comedian on live TV
Why can't American handle the bantz? This is the worst way to react.
Jason Sullivan
>it's the first hit of you search jonah hill on youtube but I am literally too retarded to find it cause I am a giant fucking newfag to anything PC related please rape my face
Thomas Jackson
Has weathergirlposting gone too far?
Jack Long
>faggot cooper being suave should've been chris hemsworth or something >that conan line classic conan
Dylan James
>Brad Pitt, eh? I don't think that would work, you're no Angelina. Leo would probably go for it he gets around.
Not only did you just call her ugly, you called her a cheap whore. No insults, no reeeeeeee sperg rage. No self righteousness.
Kevin Reed
Imagine if some French chad had said this on tv to one of the fat ghostbusters or that chubby comedian chick.
He wouldn't have a job or any social media accounts anymore.
Alexander Lee
>heh, funny >stare at her smiling in silence I do this all the time irl. People never fuck with me I also have 0 friends ;-;
Liam Nelson
what is this?
Noah Young
>I do this all the time >people never fuck with me.
lol wut?
Connor Jackson
It's kind of hard to respond to bantz in another language, anyway
Lucas Rogers
yeah they get really uncomfortable. Whenever someone tries to initiate bants some annoying person says retarded shit I do this and the conversation doesnt last 5 seconds
Jason Cox
Sounds like you've got it all figured out
Asher Morris
As if.
Mason Ramirez
Jonah Hill's buried body will last longer than his body of work
Jayden Gomez
fucking kek m8y
Josiah Baker
>salty
Asher Cooper
I do guy!
Leo Ortiz
>the wolf of wall street >21 jump street >superbad >moneyball plus all the other minor characters or films that probably wont be remembered for much time
Joshua Johnson
That's a man baby,to be fair there is a chimp beside him also wearing a wig and pretending to be human.
Matthew Bennett
>Oh hahaha I get it you'd tell me to leave while they ravage you like those refugees are ravaging your country, got it hahaha that's a good one.
Jesus jonah can go a little too far
Leo Foster
kek.
Nolan Rivera
She's not in the >cool crowd
LGJ is the dumb congenital baby of a former relatively good show, that had the habit of making "fun" weather report with homely unknown girls.
The show is declining in quality and audience for many years and is mainly watch by "bobo".
I don't even understand why Cred Forums is wasting time over such bullshit
Oliver Adams
I wasn't even a fat joke. He's ugly when he's thin too.
Brayden Russell
lmao
Jackson Foster
...
Chase Parker
This kek.
Nathaniel Baker
yeah, Superbad is 11 years old, and you definitely don't remember it.
Jason Fisher
That's exactly the point. It's not a joke, she's just mocking him. She's just another whore who thinks being a vapid cunt is funny.
Josiah Young
>Being this triggered
why do you give a shit if you are not jonah?
Dylan Stewart
She never implied that he was fat or ugly. She merely implied that he was garbage.
Ian Bailey
So Cred Forums is getting buttmad because someone spoke the truth? figures
Jaxon Edwards
She's not attractive. You don't need to white-knight the french whore from the anonymous bullies.
Brayden Ramirez
Im on your side you autistic fucks
Camden Peterson
France: A Nation of Proud Cucks!
Cooper Hill
Sorry brah, sarcasm gets lost in the context.
Luke Ramirez
I live under a rock so can someone explain this.
Did some woman call him fat and that was his response?
Joseph Reyes
Did he even understand what she was saying?
Jacob Walker
>has butthurt pointed out >tries to insinuate you fancy the lady
Man dude seriously you are even more pathetic than i thought top kek.
Angel Jones
I'm not even butthurt. I just think it's funny that there are people who laugh at whores being whores.
