Trump on Fallon

>and I promise no to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn't work

SHOT'S FIRED, SHOT'S FIRED

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That was return fire lad, just she was using a BB gun and he hit her with an ICBM

Ain't no shots fired.
Trump just tore that bitch 3 new assholes.

I wish we could all collectively as human beings agree to stop comparing things to Hitler/nazis/the Holocaust. It has no effect anymore. It's so lazy.

Mark Cuban is still butthurt about this one

>Simpsons make a skit mocking Trump and wanking off to Hillary about a situation at 3am occurs and the President must make an immediate announcement
>Sunday Morning - Explosion on NYC
>Trump comments on the matter within minutes during a late night rally in Colorado and looks well
>Hillary is awakened short of her slumber, looks a wreck, and doesn't even know what shes saying (calls it a bomb then deplores Trump for calling it a bomb)

>PROMISE NOT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MASSIVE PLASTIC SURGERIES THAT DIDN'T WORK

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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Is this why Katy Perry is a shill4hill?

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

not really, both hitler and trump were likable.

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I got this.

>making fun of Rand
OVER THE LINE

Jesus christ he's on a level higher than I thought

Ok. He really needs to be stopped

TRUMP CAN UNIRONICALLY HANG WITH Cred Forums

HE'S A BANTZ MASTER

PRETTY AMAZING CONSIDERING MOST OF HIS GENERATION IS WILDLY OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE MEMEVERSE, IE SHILLARY AND LITERALLY ALL HER STRATEGISTS

you think jews would let that happen?

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kill yourself

wtf, I like Donald Trump now?

>Hitler is the go-to bad guy
ENOUGH GODDAMNIT

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The absolute fucking madman.

>bullying rand Paul
Why

Because no one is safe

> Ask Bill.

Simpsons like to be the gud guys

youtube.com/watch?v=80kUed21j9s

Sly motherfucker launched a nuke four years before he was president.

what

A man who can burn this effectively is something to behold.

Cher blown the fuck out.

I guess I'll vote for him now even if he loves Israel.

You have to love Israel to become a candidate

Why are people treating this like he's not doing something disrespectful, patting his head like he's a dog?

I thought SJWs and anyone who's getting outraged at this would have the exact opposite reaction than they are now

Rand is a beta manlet

I need Trump to become CiC. It would be just too fucking good.

Because he asked to do it first and it was clearly about everyone claiming Trump wears a toupee

>I want to do negative ads on John Kasich, but he is so irrelevant to the race that I don't want to waste my money.

Fucking savage.

SAVAGE

Why are we still pretending Trump hasn't already won?

THE MADMAN

lmao, so THAT'S why

I'm voting for Trump just because he's a man.

no one gives a shit about your meme election america

I hope he continues this when he is president.

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Is this real life?

Hillary's social media game is embarrassing. "hurr no-one cares about you even though the DNC was entirely about complaining about you".

The time she said "delete your account" was just begging to be destroyed.

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I still don't get how feminists can see her as an idol.
She is a terrible female role model.
Not only is she a battered housewife that stayed with her man after he publicly humiliated her, but in doing so she tolerated a man in power using his power to pressure a young woman into sexual favors.
She is still with this patriarchal chauvinist to
this day.

Do they just ignore that happened?

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It's not real.

Most weren't even alive to see it. SJWs are retarded millenials.

Friendly reminder that she slandered Lewinsky publically as a home wrecker and a hussy, even though Bill, a known rapist (she also tried to suppress the accusations of his victims, while simultaneously saying victims of sexual violence must be listened to), and the most powerful man in the world, came onto a naive, young woman who was working as his aid.
Like, really. In Lewinsky's position it would be really hard to say no to Bill. DESU she was the biggest victim in all of it and the way Hillary treated her was wrong.

Trump would say something like that though, so I can still enjoy the post.

I guess late night hosts are supposed to subject their guests to kangaroo court trials???

do hillary supporters just ignore her behaviour as secretary of state especially during 2012-13?

even if Lewinsky wasn't at a power disadvantage, it's pretty anti-feminist to blame a woman and not the man.
Like "men can't control themselves, it's sluts faults for letting them do it!"

If she was faced with probing questions surrounding this she'd probably talk about how compassion and forgiveness are virtues, but isn't that the mentality domestic abuse victims have that keeps them in those circumstances?
Feminists should in theory hate Hillary, but I guess it doesn't matter what she represents other than an arbitrary milestone.

Fuck off, tripfag, only newfags are reading your bullshit.

Yes and there's also the fact her horribleness as a politician and a human being is rarely brought up in the media. Whereas Trump can't even sneeze without the media saying Trump is racist against coughs.

they don't ignore it, they are just ignorant

That's what Hitler would have wanted

Cher got fucking handled.

youtube.com/watch?v=1ptQatdjOFM

THEYRE SUPPOSED TO TOE THE LIBERAL LINE, LIKE GOOD FASCISTS

AND THEY SAY TRUMP IS HITLER

OPPOSING VIEWS? HOW DEPLORABLE, SILENCE THEM!

The left are just insanely insecure, and need every single piece of media out there to validate their opinions constantly.

SHEER HEART ATTACK HAS NO WEAKNESS!

want went so horribly wrong?

Ha! That's genius

He sure knows how to get attention. The press loves to write about him.

Old age that comes with being a red Indian.

She was hot as fuck in her prime.

He's been doing this shit for decades. Mudslinging is nothing new for the guy.

This is why I love trump death to roasties

is this why Cuban is so butthurt about Trump running?

DEMOLISHED

for the last time, women cannot control the color of their labia, they're born with it!

is Trump 'our guy'?

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Roastie isn't only to do with the colour

Remember when Hitler congratulated that black olympian and the current US president didn't?

yes

>these people like to think of themselves as time travelers correcting the past

>PinkFloydMom

how many on /r/hillary have jobs?

are you sure that's how it happened?

"muh right side of history" presumes perfect knowledge of the future and all possible outcomes. It's literally telling people that you cannot be wrong and what you say is the absolute truth.

hes not wrong... just a faggot.
i look forward to World President For Life Trump™ putting him in the siberian gulags with the rest of the untermensch

When he got back to the US he was treated like shit because he was black.

am I suppose to believe a comic, is that your argument?

I was being ironic, it's a shit comic.
according to historynewsnetwork.org/article/571
it's a bit of both.
Owens wasn't snubbed or congratulated by Hitler.
Hitler only congratulated German athletes and was told to congratulate everyone or no one so he chose no one.

mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/olympic-hero-jesse-owens-snubbed-8051702

Reminder that Jesse Owens shook Hitler's hand, and when Owens got back to the United States and was invited to the White House he had to take the service elevator because he wasn't allowed to use the whites' elevator

>trumpfags are pathetic enough to not only believe this, but see it as some fully sick epic burn that is somehow relevant to a presidential election

Truly the most immature and embarrassing voterbase