Webm Thread

what is this retarded shit

I thought I had a webm from the end of the Evil Dead remake, but I can't seem to find it.

Ice Fantasy, China's Game of Thrones of LOTR

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>dat lion anus.

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Why can't China do anything right?

They have zero respect for our leaders. You look at what's going on in China right now, they're laughing at us. They can't believe they're getting away with it.

Bump.

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>some boring as fuck old lady whining how she don't get no respect
>426x240
>52sec
>still doesn't even use full bitrate
worst webm in the thread

I wasn't aware this was a competition

Which biblical character is that guy supposed to be?

Do Chinese people themselves take this seriously?

Why do you keep making threads about this thing? I even saw one on Cred Forums.

Source?

Why are those stone monsters afraid of puny humans??

>Like 10,000 years ago
>Iron armour and weapons

All this cleaning and broken robot. I hope he still fucked her.

Looks like Johnny Knoxville.

God gave him those futuristic items.

Three Kingdoms

>lamellar leather armor
>divine flaming sword
get your shit together man

Methuselah

youtube.com/watch?v=1Bfi2KNV858

In fairness a strict reading of the Bible means that the world was created around 4000 BC, and Noah's Ark would have happened significantly after that, so it's only about 4,000 years.

Well, spider isn't stone, but i get your point.

Is this an ad for Clash of Clans?

so.... what was the catch?

Not last air bender, that one is worse, special effects are better tho

shit nigga, when did naruto a live action?
post live action hinata

Aslan, we fucked up everything.

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If I had super powers, but had to do those faggoty moves to perform them, I'd kill myself before ever using them.

Some people just want to watch the world burn, one autistic bot post at a time. Keep in mind there's like 15 different bots for Cred Forums alone.

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that hairpiece ain't foolin nobody

truly forced me on the edge of my seat

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>run away while someone is reloading right in front of you

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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well, it is known that the japs are the most beta east asians out there, so

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Movie?

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lesson of the evil
you dont have to be rude

He was perfectly reasonable.

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We have a board for this you know.

They have a 4MB size imit and allow audio

AZOR AHAI

I wish someone had a webm of Yojimbo where he cuts the dudes arm off then walks away and sheaths his sword

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what.

just like my hentais

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>entire audience bursts out in laughter

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Well you would. You so would, then proceed to your room for a few hours feeling "unwell" and not wanting to be disturbed.

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But user the board for this has file size limits of 3MB! It's an easy mistake to make, but its ok.

Welcome to the future

I've been there, I even post there. It's not the same. It feels wrong and the bants is lacking.

It's not the same without audio

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For the most part I can live without audio, but then I know a lot of films so I can fill in the blanks and smile anyway - if I'm genuinely interested enough to need audio I'd get the film/episode anyway.

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They should just introduce audio site-wide. Yeah there'll be a couple of months where every other post is a screamer, but people will get over it like they did on /wsg/ and /gif/

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If there was audio on Cred Forums I wouldn't mind so much. I don't know really, its an odd one to me. Part of me rejects it, but for porn and more general/pol related webms its kinda neat.

I dunno, maybe I don't like how people just spam audio on everything over there and never really think if the webm they're making actually needs it.

Pure weeaboo

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>not wanting live action madara

Saved

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read up on "the century of humiliation"

whoever made this is a next level cuck

What film?

NO FUN ALLOWED

Edge was great, I'm only sad they didn't use full body mechas like in the manga

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Holy shit Simon Cowell looks like a tard now.

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top kek

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The blocking of that first shot looks familiar...

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Running short of audio-less Cred Forums relevant webms, might have to bow out in a minute

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asian dubs guy?

that was before two nukes

And I think I'm tapped, so I'll end with a true hero

HNGG
I'm gonna need a sauce for that, thx

>that whole speech
*tips fedora*

>all shitty sci-fi shows are getting sequels or are getting rebooted
>the best sci-fi show doesn't get shit

Fucking ROASTED

literally what the fuck is going on here

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>Prime Miley lasted so little

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>spearing babies makes you alpha

upward dog you fucking swine

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trash

I see after he got ridiculed on Cred Forums, the eggs guy tried a different approach by making scrambled eggs.

This looks completely retarded and I was totally game for it until I realised it was a series. Still might be. Im looking forward to Legend of Ravaging Dynasties. Should be top tier CGI schlock.

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what is this, just a sketch or a full movie

Are there any skinheads out there who are not gay?

JANI!

>new
>angle
>every
>single
>punch
>or
>kick
>so
>many
>cuts
>in
>10
>seconds
>because
>girls
>can't
>act

>I'm gonna need a sauce for that

Germany

>think what kind of ghetto school is this because the toilet looks exactly like the toilet of schools I went in as a kid (I'm serbian btw)
>look at the file name

Is this a clip from A serbian film, because google only gives me that?

well hello clarice

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so what happened with this guy in the end, did they change their votes?

>pussies too afraid to stop a man with a break action over under shotgun
They deserve to die tbqh.

13 is not a child

>13 is not a child

Angola pls

what movie?

Looks like Walking Dead

>weebs will say this looks better than shamalan's avatar because "muh azns"

Its a Serbian film called Klip user.
imdb.com/title/tt1900908/

context? Tell me all about this fight and the strategies usually adopted by wasps and bees and the strategies specifically implemented in this fight... also did the bee die after stinging the was? Or do you think the other bees can save her?

watched all the walking dead, except few last episodes of fear the walking dead, and I'm also pretty sure there are no zmobie animals in TWD

train to busan, subs are google translate tier right now i'd suggest you wait for a proper release

A couple wasps (let's say 8-10) can take out an entire honey bee hive. Honey Bees don't have stingers, they don't even bite. They kill by swarming another insect and either smother it or kill it with their combined thermal energy.

>They kill by swarming another insect and either smother it or kill it with their combined thermal energy.

>bees literally hug their enemies to death

I could write an anime about that

haha /fit

Holy fuck, I should've seen Noah.

That's literally the definition of a money shot.

Thats the only good part in the whole thing

I'll be kekking every time I see this scene now.

>watching it more than once

user

Please don't be fooled user, although I quite liked it, many didn't. That specific scene is a flashback that lasts about 20 seconds. The rest of the film is more pic related.

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watching it at all

Sorry guys, I love Star Wars and I like The Force Awakens, even if it is a rehash with a few new ingredients. It brings me joy.

Which Harry Potter is this?

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Harry Potter and the secret of the hood

harry potter and the prisoner

free willy?

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>they have zero respect for our leaders

i guess their just picking up on our 'zero respect for our leaders'. given the shit reps have been saying about obama throughout the world, i would have them all shot for being treasonous fucks.

free willy part 2

>There is someones grandma out there somewhere that actually has this job

yes! excellent webm

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>Conan about to split the desk in half

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Methuselah

Like most Old Testament bros, he was pretty based.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methuselah

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DO NOT WATCH

DEUS VULT!!

she's a big girl

this triggers /sci/

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>Teacupping

I don't remember it looking that shitty? High framerate or something?

bleh nevermind

hfr and motion blur

Well fuck me then

If this isn't a case for never using interpolation in anything ever, I don't know what is.

why the candy bar tho?

Interpolation

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Masturbating in public doesn't make you hungry?

this is just some comedy, they don't take it super seriously, right?

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Her tits are spectacular

God I wish this was a pink board

Where on earth is this from? I can't find reference to it anywhere.

rulers often have to do unethical things to stay in power

Why has this not been posted? Cred Forums's getting slack in its old age.

>Cred Forums's getting slack in its old age.

For You

That was hot...

10/10

How the mighty have fallen.

hey do you have the akira one?

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Not strictly Cred Forums related, but I haven't seen a Gordon Ramsay thread in a while.

>Slice 'em
Makes sense

>jar
okaaaaay...

>vodka
..................oh no

best webm of the thread.

Rage kino

Protip: Niggers hate faggots too

>shitty korean film students make a better avatar fight than M. Night Shamalayanayana
It is sad day

hey I just watched hat yesterday

The ching chongs shill their shit like stormfront shills Cred Forums

>Honey Bees don't have stingers
Why don't you stick your hand into a honey bee hive and perhaps you'll change your mind.

>using a LAW, not an RPG
Failure. Try again

sauce?

>DS9, ruining trek space combat since ~1995

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Literal surf ninjas

Cool movie. Until the meme ending.

holy shit thank you I've been trying to remember this movie name for years

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That looks so bad it's funny.

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Believe me it is

the cavalry scenes in Ran are amazing

"Fuck physics."

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All the scenes in Ran are amazing

I thought that was wonder woman from the thumbnail.

Hitler is rolling in his grave.

In jealousy?

I got you senpai

imdb.com/title/tt0069233/synopsis

How is the OP movie action scenes so much better than The Last AirBender live action movie, a budget of freaking 150 mil.

well this is disturbing

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SHE'S A ROBOT!

Creepy. At first I thought it was some weird heat exhaust with blue fire that was melting a metal rod lol

>in the future we'll all have robotic dicks in our garages that fuck power into our cars
really makes u think

what movie?

damn when did god get so fucked up

3316

Tokyo Drifter

source please

tell that to kanjiclub

nvm found it

dailymotion.com/video/xwo6pk_yolanthe-sneijder-cabau-fait-scandale-en-turquie-avec-cette-video_tv

passion. it's a pretty dull film, but if you're a fan of noomi or mcadams, it's worth a poke

>open video
>fucking 10 minute long ad despite using ublock
what the fuck

>no cut
brutal

wait what ? Webms have ads on Cred Forums ?

how the fuck are they allowed to film this

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meant fro

its germans, they eat da poo poo

>kino webms
>no sound
>no sound on the film board
>look at OPs webms
>oh

Youre still not getting my kino webms

i think mileys qt as hell but it doesnt tick for me for some reason

God damn I want to fuck that slut.

She's not qt she's the opposite of qt the kind of person you actually want dead

>takes off her shoes twice
she's very thorough

is this movie any good? i'm interested

she's pretty qt

smart too, managed to get famous as fuck again by being provocative and obnoxious for 2 years then pretty much changing completely.

We've all seen her naked and she looks like trash

>mfw Cred Forums has to reply to me when I don't want them to

>supreme gentleman.jpg

Shes irrelevant whether you care about her or not. Please stop talking about her

lol, what's got your pickle in a beef

>defending miley cyrus
I know the board is dead but you don't have to be cringe

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This is from the movie based on All You Need Is Kill right?

Know what would suck the most about that relive time loop thing? Reliving the pain :-(

only the first is, the other one is Oblivion

how have you not seen them?

Stop bullying me KAT is down and I'm not the leet hacker known as Cred Forums.

I heard they're really good though senpai.

EoT is an excellent blockbuster, Oblivion was not as good but still very solid.

>leave kino to me

That's what I hear, which surprised me about EoT because adaptations of chinese short story or light novel or anything else really doesn't seem like they ever translate well to the West.

But that's the secret.

Behind the beauty of the magical faggot rainbow, lies endless power

EoT is babbys first scifi exposition ridden cliche pleb core. even oblivion is better, they changed the ending.

fuck off retard

>retard
>because i dont like a cliche time loop flick
fuck off bluntfag i saw it in threaters, not only can she not act the film is exposition sunday with a happy ending, originally they fuck up and die. would have at least had a fucking purpose

don't care, fuck off.

It doesn't seem very smart or viable to bring out your giant cruisers to the front line and fly them like they're smaller fighter-class vessels. Especially because I assume they dock the smaller fighter/bomber class pew pew vessels on there. Oh, and like everyone fucking lives on those.

glad you dont care about giving your shitty opinions on Cred Forums without taking anything into consideration. go watch whatever other shitfests you enjoy

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about to watch sword of doom, any other retarded contrarian nitpicking non-arguments you want to make to convince me not to?

>nitpicking
>exposition sunday
>bad acting
>forced plot and everything
EoT is trash how you could enjoy it a second time kek

Oh great and if the little switch in your car doesn't flip open your chargey port, you can't work on it yourself and it'll cost 2000 for just the part, not including labor.

fuck off retard

dude I didn't make the car wtf

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>puking_girl_outside_bar.ogg

Whoops I meant to quote the actual webum. Misquote, sorry bud.

i want her to sit on my face till i die

isnt that the chick who played the qt nurse in Generation War?

looks like it

Dat cultural appropriation

took me a second

sex and food are best things in life

>margot robbie

pls, best harley isn't a fridge

god damn that hurts to watch. it's like they're taking of the their directorial cues from fucking anime. some things just don't work in live action. when are the sliteyes going to realize this?

her makeup is shit but that dress and them legs 'make up' for it miles wide.

i just want her to grind against my jeans restricted hard on for an entire day.

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source?

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NEW THREAD

HAHAHAHA

What is it that people find overly egregious about this scene?