People don't seriously do this right?

Not with the "no singles" policy in place.

OMG who cares! it isn't lik eyou can talk in the cinema without being extremely rude (for you) anyway!~

Where I live, you get kicked out of the theater if you try to go by yourself.

Caring about somebody else's opinion for something irrelevant to your personal development or career.

I'd sit with the energetic young females but that would seem inappropriate.

> Everyone there just thinks I'm hanging out with two friends

umm nice try but we can spot people like you from a mile away...

>tfw my theatre has a watchtower to ensure that no singles get in
Feels good bros, it's really awkward when my mother and I sit next to somebody who came alone

Hello loser

Fact: 100% of cinema shooters went to the cinema alone

I'm so fast that I can create afterimages of myself with mass to get around the no singles policy

Watching a movie isn't a social activity.

That's the point. My life is the joke. How could you miss how obvious that was?

>implying movie theatres still have singles policies when white people exist

Ask your parents to go. They will end up buying your ticket and any food or candy you might want. It's so awesome.

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I take my wife's son with me to get around the no singles policy.

Have you considered ending the suffering?

Honestly this. You shouldn't be talking or fucking during a film so why do you need other people there?

beta loser cucks detected

The betas are those who aren't secure enough to go to a movie alone. I'm gonna be sitting in the dark in silence for two hours watching something, I don't need moral support.

>this delusion
smdh

I do... My damikura is with me.

just saw Pete's Dragon alone yesterday

cried several times ;_;

I keep telling myself I will, but I'm unsure if I'm actually depressed and suicidal or if I'm using it as a self defense mechanism to justify the fact I've done nothing and am a lazy underachiever.

I think one day I'll finally reach critical mass and end it all but it will probably take a while unless something drastic happens

B-but there is mommyfu doing /ss/ stuff.

It was a great movie.

At the theaters where I live you're not allowed to attend movies by yourself.

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thanks for posting, really makes one philosophy

because depressed people considering suicide can just get up and be James Bond.

Just bee your

I reserve places in the center near other people so only a few guys actually know that i am alone.

This is inspiring and all but depression is a completely irrational thing. Won't get happiness out of any of that. If I could go outside I wouldn't be here right now posting about this.

>I keep telling myself I will, but I'm unsure if I'm actually depressed and suicidal or if I'm using it as a self defense mechanism to justify the fact I've done nothing and am a lazy underachiever.
I used to have similar thoughts. Cared too much about my past failures and how people perceived me. I convinced myself more and more that something was inherently wrong with me just to have an excuse for being such a fuck-up.

No major change comes quickly, but you need to try to get over yourself. It's all in your head.

now I like to sit in the middle and not all the way to the back because I can see all the qts walking to their seats better

wrong wrong WRONG

this is so stupid i won't even i cant even.

im gonna kill myself and post this on social media before doing it so the person who wrote it sees it and feels bad.

Sounds awesome, where do I get the money for all that though?

Yeah clearly the dude who wrote that isn't clinically depressed. Depression overwhelms you in a way normal people can't comprehend

Failed the autism test.

This is the first time anyone's referenced that old pic as 'autism test'. Are you sure you're just not making up shit.

witness'd

Yea man. You also get to yell at cunts who are talking and making too much noise. You might not do this if you were with a group of friends and honestly what benefit is there of seeing a movie with friends? Nothing is the answer.

>Watching a movie
Not a social activity

>Going to the cinema
A social activity

Get the fuck over it, baby boy

you've failed the mentally challenged test

What a dumb ass post

I was never depressed, but

Depressed =/= Not giving a shit, not giving a shit can be a part of the depression.

>Someone is depressed because he's a fat manlet with terrible stutter and his father died
>LMAO JUST LEAVE THE COUNTRY

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*laughter* i was just testing you and you failed

better try next time, kiddo

Just pretend to be on the phone and make it sound like your girlfriend is running late and can't make it to the cinema. Then say something like 'aw well I already bought the ticket so I may aswell stay and watch it now'

People talk to me on the phone, but now it's always ringing. How am I supposed to talk to my girlfriend when she's always calling?

I do it. You spend less and there's no dumb bitch trying to grab your cock while you're trying to watch a movie.

I have a cinema unlimited pass and sometimes I go to see a movie for the second time alone.

I don't see anything wrong with it to be honest, you shouldnt be so insecure about yourself.

The only people judging you are insecure betas themselves.

>have pet vulture
>bring it to cinekino
>they okay it, saying It's strange because people usually bring falcons
>mfw saw a guy get kicked out for not bringing a bird at all

>yfw you first see the guitar guy shredding on top of that truck
>yfw you see the huge tidal wave approaching
>yfw you saw it all alone in the theater

I have a salaried govt job that requires me to do about an hour of work a day so i often sneak out and go to the early matinee alone at my local kino complex.

I did, watched Demolition with Jake Gyllenhaal and enjoyed it

>bad grandpa
>kingsmen
>dope
>hell on high water
all alone

I would but my theatre won't allow it.

I do because my friends are usually broke or have other plans or parties. I don't mind it, in fact I prefer going alone so I can cry during sad scenes

>Want to see Snowden
>No friends
>Muster up courage to head to local theater chain, alone
>"One for 'Snowden', please."
>Already getting strange looks from cashier
>Head over to concession stand and start ordering the usual.
>"Hi, I'll have a large popcorn, cookie dough bites and a large fountain drink"
>Notice in reflection of nachos machine, cashier from earlier talking to theater manager
>See theater manager eyeballing me
>Take my snacks and make my way towards the movie, hear manager exit booth and head towards me
>Decide I will try to lose him even though he obviously knows what movie I will be seeing
>I turn corner and beeline for the bathroom
>Quickly throw popcorn in the direction of the last stall
>Get in first stall and shut door behind me
>Stand on toilet holding large popcorn, large soda and cookie dough bites
>Hear manager enter bathroom
>Hear only first few footsteps, he turns on hand dryer to drown out sound
>See his body through stall cracks, following my false popcorn bread crumb trail to last shitter
>Decide to make a run for it
>Quickly whip open door and start to run
>Bathroom door is locked from the outside
>I turn around to see theater manager approaching me
>"No singles policy."
>He kicks me my chest and I double over in pain.
>Get escorted outside
>Didn't get to see movie
>No refund policy

This is pretty funny american meme. Here in Finland no one cares and literally no one has ever made a thread about this on the finnish Cred Forums

People still go to the cinema?

lol

>finland
>anti-social behaviour isn't berated

Checks out

I always use the buddy system and keep on the lookout of stranger danger when I go to the movies

thought about doing it once, but nah

I've done it many times. I just didn't care at the time. I'd sit there, enjoy the movie, eat popcorn and look at the normies. Stare and chuckle at the snack faggots (they're the ones who outwardly show they're bound by societal norms the most. They're probobly the lowest paid too) and their expression when they see me alone. Their face is first of contempt and empty smugness, when your smugness is genuine it obliterates their facade, their defenses collapse and they become confused.. at times looking for their colleagues to seek somekind of comfort/approval. Good times.

Now I do care because Cred Forums has made me self conscious and don't go anymore

OP have you asked the employees at the theater if they have Therapy Hens? They usually provide them at my theater for singles, you can sit with a hen in your lap the entire time. they are very warm and like to cluck so much you'll forget all about being alone

QUINTS CONFIRM

>normal people
Your post took a nosedive at that point and it wasn't that good to begin with. Apply yourself.

>sits alone in theaters
>mutters maymays under breath
>can't wait to go back to Cred Forums and talk to his friends about it, check his youtube celebrity friends to decide whether he enjoyed what he watched

>the world is your oyster

Yes, people who aren't insecure like you do.

I do when I go to see arthouse stuff. It's actually fairly common when I look around the theater.

But they sure didn't leave alone :^)

Cred Forums is so singlephobic.

There's nothing wrong with going to the movies alone

t. person who never had the option of going with someone else

>boo hoo hoo i'm a sad delicate flower
>REEEE STOP REACHING OUT TO ME I LIKE BEING SAD YOU DON'T KNOW ME REEE

Not for a movie, but I don't see why I wouldn't

I see "normal" people do it all the time, it's one of those things that's only weird if the person doing it makes it/is weird

GREAT NOW I CANT GO PICTURES ALONE BECAUSE IM GONNA THINK PEOPLE ARE THINK IMA LSOER

>go to the cinema with my ex and her boyfriend
>see a beta male go in solo
>it's a fucking woody allen film
>dude walks out after an hour in
>walks out literally during a kissing scene

hahahahahhahahahaha, which one of you was it?

me, pleb

cinematography was shit

This is my favorite movie going scenario. It only happened to me once.

Until someone asks if u can move over and u spill your spaghetti

Only done it once, went to go see Paprika at an art house theater. None of my weeb friends felt like going.

So like, you know what is funny? The normies who have to resort to watching movies as a "social" activity are just as sad as the guy who goes alone.

I've never had a bad movie experience alone based on anything other than the film. I am not autistic enough to be bothered by people texting/talking. But when I've had a girl squealing next to me during a movie like True Grit? Nah, fuck having a girlfriend with you at a film.

>tfw no qt restroom buddy to help her spread her cheeks while she takes a fat dump

> have to get dressed and go outside
> waste money on fuel/public transport
> waste money on an overpriced ticket
> have to sit through half an hour of ads despite the fact that you paid to see the movie
> even if the theatre is empty there's bound to be some guy rustling his popcorn or the plastic wrapping of whatever he's eating
> 95% of movies are mediocre at best so you return home depressed you just wasted money watching a mediocre movie

Going to the cinema alone is one of the least comfy things I can think of.

>>can't wait to go back to Cred Forums and talk to his friends about it, check his youtube celebrity friends to decide whether he enjoyed what he watched
this

>But when I've had a girl squealing on my lap during a movie like True Grit? Oh Yeah baby, fuck the girlfriend with you at a film.

fix'd your autism

It's the best viewing experience. Watching a movie at a theater isn't a social event, you just sit there and watch in silence.

>MY SADNESS DEFIES MORTAL COMPREHENSION

Get over yourself.

Lol thanks for the laugh friend

The rest of your post is bordering on retarded but I agree that normies who need to go with others are pathetic. If you need someone with you to hold your hand to do anything and everything that you want to do (especially trivial shit like sitting in a cinema for two hours) you should kill yourself.

I take my wife's boyfriend's wife's son.

I do.
I also try and watch the movie a few weeks after release in middle of the week so there's less people

You got a knack for writing keep it up!

cuck

I did once when I was stoned and bored out of my mind and it was for a shit movie (spy) so I walked out after 15 minutes

Never doing it again

>Tfw eat out at Chinese buffets by myself
>Shovel food into my mouth with my hands and wipe the rib sauce on my shirt

no...

I think you should stop doing this if you are being serious

I do. I go to romantic comedies just to see what it's like to have someone. All the couples holding hands and laughing at the dumb jokes is like a bittersweet addiction of mine.

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Fuck you buddy, food is food.

I saw the Revenant alone and it was a great experience.

After seeing all the threads (just like this one) I unfortunately let the autists from here get to me and I was nervous. In reality no one cares.
Maybe if you're like 300lbs and have a flaming cheetos shirt you'll draw attention, I donno

If you are into arthouse cinema you will find over 80% of the crowd by themselves. Arthouse man, feels lonely.

Yeah if you dress and act like a loser you'll draw attention

If you insist on going to movie premieres alone rather than wait until you can stream it and can't possibly find anyone to go with, act casually

Most of the movies I've ever seen in my life in the theaters have been alone.

all you need is this handy guide

>Grown man in a Megadeth t shirt watching the latest Marvel movie by himself
They're not just staring because you are alone.

Oh yeah? Not even that guy you little cuckold, but I'm fucking shaking the fuck out of my head and lmaoing at your cucked life.

I saw Hell or High Water by myself last week, it was a good experience. Whilst I'm waiting though I just pretend to talk to friends when I'm actually on here shitposting

doing things with friends is fun, but doing things alone that for some reason people seem to be afraid to do (go to the movies, out to eat, travel, etc) is also great

- go wherever you want
- see/eat/do whatever you feel like
- meet people and make friends (not at the movies, but eating at the bar at a restaurant people def strike up conversations)
- nobody with you to complain to bring down your experience

pic related - friends keep wanting to go to the same restaurants and ive been wanting to try this new one, so i just went by myself yesterday and had the best burger i've had in years

Too bloody 4 me

And you took a picture of it too you fucking normie

>taking picture of your food
are you a grill
do you live in london perchance

i found it to be a particularly aesthetically pleasing burger & fries

here's a better pic from a review site

Just bring your falcon next time.

They'll usually count him as a toddler.

>tfw going to see Endless Poetry by myself tomorrow
Feels good man

i saw Leviathan high and alone at a late night screening, was pretty cool

been to the cinema alone other times, people do not care. i have a girlfriend but she doesnt like movies so i go alone sometimes

fuck this meme