Why didn't the eagles just nuke mordor?

why didn't the eagles just nuke mordor?

Why didn't they just Jihad mordor like we're doing with Europe?

quality post

Why didnt they just hide the ring in bottom earth?

why didn't the eagles just bring mordor to the ring?

>it's a Cred Forums does reddit thread

Is there literally only 1 volcano in the LoTR universe? Also do they have an ocean? Just chuck into the deep ocean(while on an eagle of course) and lets see them getting past all that pressure.

Hiding the Ring doesn't stop Sauron enslaving and destroying the world

Also there are horrific monsters in the sea that would likely use the Ring

Why didn't OP refrain from shitting out a lazy meme post?

This.

If the ring was never found and stayed hidden with gollum, all the elves would have left and man would have failed against mordors growing forces and sarumans betrayal.

What happens if you put the ring on your dick?

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It's a valid question though.

Your dick's small enough to be considered invisible anyway, so no difference

Why didn't the fellowship just pop a cap in Sauron's ass?

Why didn't Frodo eat the ring before traveling to Mordor and shit the ring out into the volcano once he digested it?

They actually considered throwing it in the ocean in the books but they chose not to do it because it would have eventually turned up and Sauron would have gotten a hold of it, certainly not any time soon but a million years from now. Oceans dry up and continents drift.

Why didn't Boromir just get the humans to build a nuke and drop it on Mordor?

Stop with this quality discussion on my shitposting board!

Why didnt Frodo make a prank video yt channel with the ring?

cheeky bilbo must have used it as a cock ring in one the shire orgies

What monsters?

>Middle Earth follows the geological rules of real Earth

lol

Scylla and charybdis

how could they put the ring on their big flippers

What would happen if Shelob got the Ring?

Whould she become Ungoliant 2.0 and start devouring all the light around her?

aint them some greek mythology fellas?

Why didn't Fredo take the ring further AWAY from Murdoor? Like why didn't he just take it to Elf land?

She would be able to catch more bugs in her web. At least 10+ flies and musquitos per day.

Are you dense?

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dudee why don't Frodo just like trow the ring in the river lmao XDDXDXD