Finish a movie

>finish a movie
>read its wikipedia page

>finish a movie

Are you me?

>finish movie
>go to youtube to watch neat scenes again

I do this all the time.

kys

nobody cares you loser, you can't even get trips

>it's
oh, I laughed

It's time to stop

>think it's directed by a female the whole movie
>go to IMDb
>Harmony korine is male

>marathon a movie
>ask Cred Forums if I liked it
>I didn't

why would you post FWG's friend on Cred Forums?

Wait what

This.

>finish a movie
>google it
>find out the director also directed THAT movie

this i haven't seen a good movie since drive

>finish a movie
>go to wikipedia and found out that the qt girl is a jew

>finish a movie
>check the actress's wikifeet page

This has literally only happened once

Also this

stupid frogposter

>finish a movie
>look it up on wikipedia
>everyone was Jewish

>finish a movie
>make a thread on it on it/tv/

>finish movie
>look up Ebert's review of movie
>enjoy/dislike movie accordingly

I do this every time

>it's
>'

dumb frogposter

>finish a movie
>read its tvtropes page

>finnish movie
>BENIS :D:D:D

My nigga. Love it when it all makes sense too

>start movie
>"based on true events"
>look it up later
>it actually isn't

Yeah he's actually just an autist who stumbled into indie filmmaking while roleplaying as a 17 year old female music video directoe

Dumb frogposter

What is Fargo?

>finish a movie
>thinks it's pretentious garbage
>go to letterboxd
>read all the reviews with meaningless digressions and adjective-soup praises of failed "writers" (bloggers)

>find out the director and screenwriter were jews

>finish a movie

i dont remember when this last occured

>see this
>google it
>wtf it exists
>guess ill see what emma stone's feet looks like

mentally handicapped frogposter

Nothing wrong with these.

That poor boy will get pinkeye

I remember doing this when I watch titanic xD

>he didnt see Korine being retarded in Until the Light Takes Us

ya me to when watch Jon Q movie

>finish pulp fiction
>go onto google
>search pulp fiction overrated

>Finish a movie
>Forget all about it and come on Cred Forums to shitpost off topic crap

>finish movie
>loved it
>find out reddit also loves it
>hate movie now

>finish Shame
>absolutely love it
>pure emotional rollercoaster ride
>3 months later realise Steve McQueen is black
>I kinda like it less now
didn't know I was racist

>Finish a movie
>look up name of random actress
>spent next week obsessively looking at google image pictures of her and fantasizing waifu of the week fantasies

ur also a pleb

Titanic was real!?!

Guilty

Buy a movie on amazon, turn on xray. It has timestamps with the imdb actors and trivia and soundtrack that pop up when they come on screen, the trivia is relevant, it plays.

That's the first thread I can relate.

Yeah Schindler's list almost fooled me too

>Buy a movie

>read IMDb's trivia page of your favorite movies
>find all sorts of inaccurate stuff

>go to blockbuster to rent a video
>get home and remember I only have a betamax

I actually thought the movie was directed by the old Steve McQueen.

Boy in the Striped Pajamas almost got me

>boy

Smart frogposter

>Watch a pretty comfy movie
>It turns out it was in your face jewish propaganda all along

Can you name it?

>finish
>can FINALLY watch the half in the bag about it

How did they get away with it?

Did that for zodiac

>Finish a movie
>Go on Cred Forums
>Explain why it's shit

>finish a movie
>start a thread
>no one responds
>you samefag the shit out of it for the next hour hoping it catches on

Sounds like all of them

>google a movie
>twist is spoiled in the results

Schindler's List

If no one bought movies, there wouldn't be movies.

The movie is about the human condition, so yeah. It's some pseudo deep trolling.

>watch Passion of the Christ
>later find out that Jesus wasn't even real
Mel Gibson's a hack.

>finish movie
>go to Cred Forums to discuss all the interracial sex scenes

theyre jewish

>what is the Testimonium Flavianum

>Watch a TV show
>Can't wait to post about it on Cred Forums but have to wait till all is seen to avoid spoilers
>ONLY 3 SEASONS TO GO

>what is a cinema
Basement dwelling confirmed.

I was thinking This Must Be The Place, but ai guess I'm the only one who saw it.

imagine all that water it fell into that could've gone through a ProPure

The Strain works too, while we're at it.

Name 5 movies that do this

>there wouldn't be movies
Good.

Something that many people believe is a forgery due to its deviation from the typical writing style of Josephus.

Triumph of the Will

Why don't we just dump all of Alex Jones' water filters into the ocean and solve the fresh water problem across the planet?

Based Alex Jones just wants to save the world and we won't listen. We need to BREAK THE CONDITIONING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>casually scrolling through Cred Forums
>show name filtered
>even misspellings
>every character name from the show filtered
>think I'm safe
>see image of dead character from show
>"what did he mean by this?"

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>finish a movie 4-6 months after it was released
>Delete .mkv file from computer
>Clear all file contents from uTorrent
>Complain about the quality
>Create thread on Cred Forums to discuss the movie like it came out yesterday

>Finnish film
>I don't even speak finnish
>what the fuck did i watch

every time

You buy tickets to get into cinema??

You're just jealous that we literally do everything better than you. Hitler knew we were the master race and he was jealous

Sounds like you guys are incapable of forming your own opinions desu

True btw

There's literally nothing wrong with being Jewish

Took you long enough to realise it
How do I get a thicc chosen people gf btw

What if your opinion is wrong though? Better to be safe and let Cred Forums decide.

Based
I usually read the quotes, message boards (usually filled with plebs) and goofs too (basically anything other than the reviews)

I thought the same thing.
It sort of ruined SB for me.

This.

>Finish a movie
>Like it
>Explain on Cred Forums why it's shit

>liking shit movies
kys

be degenerate and commit usury

>finish a movie
>go on tv tropes and read about it

>One minute apart
>Same joke
>Correct capitalization on both
>No dot at the end
>Almost fooled me/Almost got me
wew

Yeah. thanks for that bro

Mine was better though

you have changed my life

Which one?
;-)

Only just saw Zodiac, easily Fincher's best imo and spent the next two days spooking myself by reading all about it.

this frogposter gets it

The better one

every damn time.

Elysium

>finish a movie

disgusting

unintelligent frogposter

>finish movie
>dont have an opinion on it until Cred Forums has a discussion on it

>Finnish a movie
>Tuuuken perkele fhaükekehunen spärde spurdo

> finish a movie
> head to IMDB to read the trivia section
> only two entries

Nobody should be that perfect.

Who is that?

>no synopsis

>finish movie
>realize that happiness is fleeting as we march towards eternal nothingness

jew

Milana Vayntrub the AT&T commercial girl.

Milana Vayntrub
hot as fuck but a disgusting SJW

>watch a Marvel movie
>like it
>read the comics
>get bored

>watch a DC movie
>find it meh
>read the comics
>love them

>watch movie
>check metacritic to see if I liked it

>watching a movie before knowing its RT, IMDB and metacritic scores
noob mistake

>movie has high RT and IMDB rating
>watch it and be unimpressed
>act like I'm a patrician

>Watch a movie
>Watch it again
>Waste 14 hours watching the same movie
>LSD wears off and spend the next 7 hours masturbating in a cold sweat

Shawshank Redemption

>Finish movie based on a true story
>Look it up
>it actually didn't happen

>Put movie on
>Get some snacks
>Shitpost w/ my bros
>wtf the movies over
>post about how bad it was for months to come kek

The Dark Knight Rises

>Taking any rating seriously except for RYM

this pic always cracks me up

living the dream

>watch a movie that critics have shit on
>enjoy it
>watch a movie that critics cream themselves over
>dislike it

It's Cavill's insane grin. I sincerely hope that he gets a chance to play Bizarro in the DCEU

guilty

>read the IMDB trivia from bottom up so they get progressively more interesting

>Reading shit trivia on purpose
kys

>watch movie about religious apocolypse
>look it up
>its going to happen

>Not watching the cinemasins video first
Why you hate fun?

it's turned to shit

>watch movie
>tinder swipe and browse Cred Forums while it's boring
>look up during explosions or those forced "jolt" noises
>movie finishes
>go to imdb and look up the synopsis
>post on Cred Forums my thoughts on said movie

Underrated

>finish Texas the Chainsaw Massacre 2013
>read it's imdb reviews

>Titanic was real!?!
nah its one of those found footage movies, the titanic was played by jackie chan

>finish a movie
>go on wikipedia to read the plot to understand what happened

>This Must Be The Place

I saw it. Guess I missed the propaganda.

Lost

hello smugberry

>marathon half an hour of movie
>make a thread on Cred Forums discussing it
>day passes
>marathon the next half hour movie
>make a thread on Cred Forums about the best meme so far in the movie
>marathon the rest of the movie
>forget about it

>I saw it. Guess I missed the propaganda.

Exactly. Who owns the multinational corporations that control most of the movies that you watch?

thezog.info/list-summaries/

>Who owns the multinational corporations that control most of the movies that you watch?

American shareholders

(((American shareholders)))

>watch animated animals movie
>think its just another fun kids movie
>it was full of red pills

>favourite movie reviewer doesn't like my favourite movie
Friendship simulator: [RUINED]

Angry Birds

>finish a mo-pic, be it flick movie, film or kino
>do an extensive review of my beliefs regarding what I think is normal and acceptable in case the jews try to pull a fast one

> watch a new movie
> it's pretty good
> open Cred Forums to discuss said movie
> bbc cuck porn, kino faggotry, and capeshit everywhere

>> it's pretty good
which movie?

BvS

>first forum page always has a "was he gay?" post.

>finish a movie
>rate and review on Letterboxd and RYM, and post it to my message board's "Last film you watched" thread while listening to the end credits music
>spend the next 24 hours waiting for someone to agree with me

>finish a movie
>like it
>go on Cred Forums
>realize Cred Forums is shit

I have watched all the classic Mad Max films several times. I dont remember anything about them at all, other than it was cars and desert. Was really drunk every time I saw them.

>download a movie
>skim through it for a few minutes
>delete the file
>go on letterboxd and IMDB and write long reviews with low ratings

>finish a movie
>go to imdb
>open message boards
>100 different retarded interpretations even though the movie was very simple

why do people try to pretend every movie is 2deep4u?

>Was he actually mentally ill?

>hear about a tv series
>read the tv tropes page instead
>tell people I hated it
I can't stop myself.

Your metamorphosis won't be complete until you just naturally don't like any movies after you finish them. This is a good sign of patricianness.

>snyder's bizzaro
>saves innocent lives and mitigates property damage
>superman snaps his neck so hard the sonic boom of it levels the eastern seaboard
>tfw we were the bizzaros all along

>watch movie
>get bored like a pleb
>look at my laptop for 5 seconds
>miss something important.

> chun li
> girl
dont fall for that meme

>Finish movie
>Have no clue what happened
>I think I still liked it

>Finish movie
>Check box office gross on wikipedia

im pretty sure the trolley would just have too much accumulated gore in its treads to continue moving after about 20 people

>finish a movie
>go to imdb message boards
>80% of threads have zero replies

I don't think you understand how the monty python problem is supposed to work.

>finish an older movie
>there is a thread up on Cred Forums about it

I only know Java, not python.

This is always a bit sad.

What are you doing on this board if you can't even C#?

>finnish movie
>forced to read subtitles

Uggh.

because i can /ss/

>watch movie
>go on wikipedia to read the plot synopsis to find out what happens
>continue watching movie

faggot

>get home fromshitty work
>7 porn threads on Cred Forums
I know they're cancer, but they are 500% more funerer than any other board's

>finish a movie
>dream about being the mc
>wake up and face my boring life next morning

Watching people have sex in other languages is interesting tho.

>board's

I occasionally fuck women in Spanish to keep them on their toes.

Underrated post

>Finish a movie
>Look up all the hot actresses' names on IMDB
>Google them to see if they've ever been nude
>They almost always have been

>finish movie
>try to discuss it with someone who hasn't seen it
>they don't pay attention to the conversation and I have to do all the talking

>pull up wikia site for TV show
>look at episode page after each episode
Why don't I do that anymore? I used to live for that shit.

Does TV have favorite show wikias? Ones with extensive trivia and goofs lists a best

>mfw the last ten years of my life is Memento

American Hustle. It was really bad.

>memory alpha

>see big titted girl in a movie
>sheisjewish.jpg
>turns out her tits are fake though

i mean wtf? are jewish women pressured into having large tits? smhtbhfam

Because they've already gone under the knife for a nose job, might as well get the tits done as well. Besides, how many jewish plastic surgeons do you think there are?