H-hey Amber, it's m-me, Elon... How's it going h-haha? I just launched u-uh a rocket today, umm... what are you up to...

Elon Musk is literally a retard pushing crappy tech on retards who want to be on the ground floor of the next iPod. If he had any actual intelligence, he would have created something of actual value, instead of taking the credit for work others have done.

>Amber
>chaotic

she's been planning this for a while

we've all done worse without being billionaires

>a-amber...pls....

implying no prenup

He probably prefers it this way. He has fathered lots of children. Supposedly he encourages his employees to breed, because smart people need to reproduce. Literally Drax.

>she is a fan of George Orwell and Ayn Rand

you can read both but you can't be a (((fan))) of both at the same time

does she even understand those?

I sort of disagree. I'm sure he's smart, but he's a businessman. I blame all his fanboys who think he builds every tesla himself by hand.

He stalked his first five to get a date.
lul

When she takes him for all she's got what the hell is she going to do with all those Falcon 9 rocket boosters?

>sending a qt a message is a bad thing these days

this is why I choose to remain single and masturbate instead

not worth the ridicule tbqh

>fan of George Orwell and Ayn Rand

Literally impossible unless you understand neither

He is a LITERAL BILLIONAIRE, there are millions of blonde bimbos who look like Amber, or better, that would suck his dick for a few thousands or even less.

How can he be this pathetic?

>you will never so hot that billionaires chase after you

expectation:
>she is a fan of Orwell and Rand, she must be SO SMART
reality
>she read animal farm/1984 (entry level reading) and was recommended to read atlas shrugged because it's """""""similar"""""""""

savage
as this dubs

What the fuck are you ignorant, illiterate morons even talking about?

There are a thousand look-alike blondes like her at the average Cali beach.

>fan of Ayn Rand
Into the trash she goes

This lesbian lying whore should be sent to an asylum and raped severly like happend with Frances Farmer

/our guy/ thread?

Orwell was actually a die hard communist and his most famous books are jabs against Stalin, not socialism, you know being like """"humans"""" was an insult for the pigs and all

I think Elon wants to have the blondest most aryan children possible but with his IQ and and Amber Heard's level of sociopathy. Scary

marieclaire.com/sex-love/advice/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/

>Elon wasn't like that. A fellow student a year ahead of me, he was a clean-cut, upper-class boy with a South African accent who appeared in front of me one afternoon as I was leaping up the steps to my dorm. He said we'd met at a party I knew I hadn't been to. (Years later, he would confess that he had noticed me from across the common room and decided he wanted to meet me.) He invited me out for ice cream. I said yes, but then blew him off with a note on my dorm-room door. Several hours later, my head bent over my Spanish text in an overheated room in the student center, I heard a polite cough behind me. Elon was smiling awkwardly, two chocolate-chip ice cream cones dripping down his hands. He's not a man who takes no for an answer.

Is he alpha?

Orwell and Rand have extremely different worldviews, you can't "like" both at the same time

Liking one would mean you'd need to despise the other

No, that's pretty beta.

he's a beta with the balls to try and act alpha

He can literally buy vietnamese kids that are hotter than her.

*tips fedora*

But he got what he want.

>he was a clean-cut, upper-class boy with a South African accent
> I heard a polite cough behind me. Elon was smiling awkwardly, two chocolate-chip ice cream cones dripping down his hands

Sounds like he has legit autism, to be honest.

I'd pay half my worth to fuck Talulah Riley and Amber Heard for years. I'm broke, but I'd do it.

>jungle asians
>hotter than prime white pussy

>Ayn Rand fan

hahaha what a retard

ugh what a creep!

EL JUSTO MUSKO

Doubt it, Americans are disgusting.

No ape faced viets are going to be more attractive than Amber Heard, you're brain is rotted by your combined yellow fever and pedophilia. I suggest suicide.

This.

>spending 3 years trying to get a date
Only billionaires can get away with this. Every other guy is just a creepy rapist.

Someone post that webm from the movie where she's being really dominant, I don't know what it's called but it makes me rock hard

FUCK I relate to this so hard, feels bad man. I'm literally George McFly in this motherfucker.

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Autists will never understand this, because they have only a basic interpretation of Orwell's criticisms, forgetting who he fought with in the Spanish civil war.

holy shit why does he look so much like shit ? he looks like a literally robot

>Still, there were warning signs. As we danced at our wedding reception, Elon told me, "I am the alpha in this relationship." I shrugged it off, just as I would later shrug off signing the postnuptial agreement, but as time went on, I learned that he was serious. He had grown up in the male-dominated culture of South Africa, and the will to compete and dominate that made him so successful in business did not magically shut off when he came home. This, and the vast economic imbalance between us, meant that in the months following our wedding, a certain dynamic began to take hold. Elon's judgment overruled mine, and he was constantly remarking on the ways he found me lacking. "I am your wife," I told him repeatedly, "not your employee." "If you were my employee," he said just as often, "I would fire you."

marieclaire.com/sex-love/advice/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/

MUSK'D

Bitch was married to a billionaire and expected to have equal say just because she was his wife? lol

>married before knowing him at all
hmm

he's the ceo of like a billion companies and probably gets no rest

Either she was incredibly stupid and jumped into marrying him for the money or he faked his personality long enough to throw it all out at the wedding itself.

double digiters detected

You'd literally have to be a fan of the ideology presented, neither Rand nor Orwell's prose was anything special. Rand apparently had never heard the term concise and Animal Farm was the most thinly veiled metaphor I've ever seen, there's a reason schools give it to 14 year olds to read.

>"I am your wife," I told him repeatedly, "not your employee." "If you were my employee," he said just as often, "I would fire you."
Alpha

Fucking Eurocuck retard

>If Elon Musk is so smart how come he twice let women take half his money?

protip: he didn't

Oh yeah? Well if Elon Musk is so smart then why is he South African?

its a very common look

I don't think Aristotle was talking about being a "fan" of anything.

No one gives a shit what you think.

So what? The dude is landing rockets on ocean barges and single handedly created the electric car industry. What have you done other than jerk off to naked cartoon girls?

Why? She's so fucking average

I dont really follow events, all I do is masturbate and meme.

Is this guy like the real life Bruce Wayne or Tony Stark or some shit?

Aka he wants to stick his peeper in her.

She is literally the Most Beautiful Woman Alive. If I
was a billionaire, id literally do anything and everything to somehow become her whipped beta hubby

I think he just wants her to shit into his mouth a few times, nothing wrong with that tbqh familia

Nobody gives a shit about your autismal quoting of Aristotle when it doesn't apply, either.

t. Adriana Lima

YOU BIIIIITCH!!!!!

Is he /our guy/?

checked

DAMN

>That'll be 300m + Soul, pay up Elon. Also I will cheat on you all the time with both men and women.

>most unusual

haha, what a sperglord

that's actually please respond tier

Yy-Yes, M-mmistress, please dont torture me by fingerbanging my ass please dont. I mean, do if you want, im sorry, take everything Mistress. Whatever you want as long as youre happy

WOW

This.
Does anybody here go to the beach?

yo senpai in what world is having your ass fingered torture
you never had that shit done to you?
man you a fag

>living in California
>willingly going to California
Y tho

Is this true?

I was born hear and it's where my job is. Maybe I was fooled into liking it!

KEKed and CHECKed

You were indoctrinated. Nothing you can do about it now, though. Don't move to the midwest.

I understand why Cred Forums is populated by so many intellectual dwarfs, jesus christ.
You're saying you CAN'T like people at the same time because they have different ideas?

"I'm a fan of Trump AND Hillary"

Meh, she's a whore that tried to outjew Depp and failed at it and revealed her true gold digger nature.
She's a fucking plutonium bar at this point, wouldn't get near with a shit stick.

No, clearly you're single and alone because you care too much what other people think of you

Trump and Hillary aren't writers or intellectuals, you dumb fuck.

>plutonium bar
And like a plutonium bar, Amber Heard is worth more than her weight in gold and would fetch a fine price on the Ukrainian black market.

>respecting a girl who likes ayn rand
that better be some damned good pussy

>Trump's not an intellectual
It wouldn't surprise me if he has a genius-level IQ.

Why don't step outside into the real world once in a while.

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Its about their ideologies you dumb inbred

So what? Are you stupid that you can't take a backseat and like the reasonning or the wolrd vision they're displaying? You have to be emotionnaly involved in what they're saying?

it can't be beat

unless your name is johnny depp

allegedly. briefly.

I've been there a few times. It's nice but it smells like doo doo.

I literally cannot fathom liking either of those authors solely on their literary merits, though.

>Animal Farm
>metaphor
Allegory.

That's just what places normally smell like when you take away the smog.

>… most unusual.”

Holy shit, is he literally autistic?

>Billionaire wants to fuck a 10/10 succubi

Hehe

Thats not what being a fan entails though

she's a woman why act surprised

Give me smog over horse shit any day.

Who wouldn't want this woman, its natural.

>horse shit
I think you went to 1885, not the midwest.

What a fucking beta

still is pretty creepy. pretty sure that's why it was featured as an article

Launch them at Johnnys house

Amber Heard is attractive, sure, but beautiful women are a diamond dozen in hollywood. What is the appeal that would make him pester her for 3 years? Why would he go after a notorious gold digger?

why would you wanna be with that bitch Amber Heard, if that far left liberal Johnny Depp went crazy and beat her ass then she must be evil as fuck

find a woman who is as hot as her and is a good person so you can connect and not have that sick bitch cheat on you

sending messages instead of just asking is beta af

my dick is diamonds

>wanting to speak to someone who likes George Orwell and Ayn Rand
lmfao why

Didn't he fuck her?

succubus you dumb fuck

ahahaha literal bowl of eggs tier

I think i see where musk is coming from. She's got good genes, doesn't appear to be reking herself with drugs or alcohol, and based on how she's been playing the sugar daddy/acting career game seems intelligent as well. The only question is whether Elon can stay one step ahead of her machinations while producing genetically strong offspring

>>That'll be 300m + Soul, pay up Elon. Also I will cheat on you all the time with both men and women.

maybe he likes it

t. Virgin

because im mexican

Holy shit, he has done nothing wrong, you are just jealous.

/thread

I'm pretty sure it's the ones who cape for rich people that are jealous, familia. :^)

he's not that smart. his company is propped up by government subsidies and he's yet to make a product that could actually survive in a free market.

But we're here to laugh at autism because it hits closest to home, user

>he's not that smart

(you)

Keep dreaming, losers.

>A source reveals that the Danish Girl actress, 30, spent last weekend with the Tesla Motors cofounder, 45, at the Delano South Beach in Miami Beach. They stayed together on Friday, July 15, through Sunday, July 17.
>"Very, very late on Sunday night, Amber walked out of her room at the Delano, and then Elon walked out two minutes later," an eyewitness tells Us.

usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/amber-heard-billionaire-elon-musk-are-getting-close-details-w430521

how much do you think he paid her?

come on you know he's the kind of guy that's more interested in a relationship.
And so is Amber, for that matter.

what were they doing all that time? watching movies?

showing her how the rockets work while she looks for dirty stuff to sell to TMZ

He did it. 3 years later he actually did.

this thirsty ass faggot actually thinks he can keep amber in check

P-probably just t-talking, h-haha.

He's gonna get skinned, metaphorically and literally. Stupid perfect demon woman.

So you don't think she's interested in him?

>be a super rich cunt who got alimony and child support JUSTed by two separate women
>set your sights on a woman famous for trying to alimony JUST a super ruch cunt with false abuse allegations

>Allegedly, she is a fan of George Orwell and Ayn Rand … most unusual

most euphoric sentence I've ever read

Amber is Objectivism given human form

>not liking the challenge of trying to handle a demon like her

that's like saying you like the challenge of trying to handle a grizzly bear for a pet, you literally want to get JUSTed at that stage of stupidity

you should kill yourself

>"I am your wife," I told him repeatedly, "not your employee." "If you were my employee," he said just as often, "I would fire you."

Fucking based.

>doesn't want to be a multimilionaire trophy wife
>tells husband she wants to put on a higher pedestal
>divorces her
>now wants half his shit

Fucking women.

Got rich founding Paypal, now has several "changing the world" futurist type ventures, like Tesla motors and SpaceX.

oh shit I thought Amber Heard was Blake Lively and was wondering why everyone was so mad in this thread

Musk is actually suave af, billionaire with literal genius level intelligence, not sure why everyone is doubting him

>Musk is actually suave af

do you have autism? watch any of his unscripted appearances. the dude is a walking stuttering cringe machine

kill yourself dumb frogposter

>it's an elon's about to lose half his wealth AGAIN episode

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>Gets hit by alimony
>He confirmed that there was a sabotage on his rocket.

JFK'd when?

>"a-and t-this is how the fuel pump engages in order for the engine to fire a sec-w-wait amber, where are you going?"

No he actually made his own money instead of being a trustfund baby. If anything he's Reed Richards.

lol

When I first heard about him I was hoping he'd be more like Dr. Doom.

I could see liking George Orwell because of the impact of his writing, but it'd be absolutely ludicrous to have anything but contempt of Ayn Rand if you're basing it on her literary merits. Her writing has shitty dialogue, shitty characters and no real impact on literature at all.

But then it's ludicrous to like Ayn Rand for any reason.

>married her because he wanted an equal partner in life that matched his intelligence and ambition

>8 years later their marriage is reduced to him treating her like his domestic servant

>based

>that obvious rendering

if you think this shit is real you need to kys

I guess being a multi-billionaire doesn't automatically make you alpha.

>getting poetry from 10th century poet/philosopher in farsi tattooed on your ribs

youtube.com/watch?v=HNwoRxZzbjM
pretentious bitch

Because you can lose half of your wealth infinitely and still have wealth. Checkmate atheists.

fugg she was hot in that movie

young and ripe

But being a billionaire doesn't make women less of cunts.

yeah the earth is actually flat

Ever since I heard about how he doesn't care about the death rate in self-driving cars, I can't look at Musk the same.

>mfw Amber Heard takes all his money and we don't make it to Mars because of her.

South Africans are incapable of compassion or doing anything but sounding like Australians with learning disabilities.

>judging people you have never met personally

>not judging people you have never met

__________you__________

t. Winslo Kruger

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F

Elon Musk is a real life Bruce Wayne, one day we are going to find out that he enjoys hunting niggers in detroit for sport.

Fell for the relationship and marriage memes

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#OURGUY?

Probably a million dollars or two. The average price of fucking a B or C-list actress has gone up significantly thanks to the Arabs and Chinese.

> tesla
> fuel pump
> engine firing

Alpha.... in the 80s, when women were expected to date ugly men because they're being "cute"

I refuse to believe people this stupid and willfully uneducated exist.

Yall niggas are jealous.

Bruce Wayne already had kids, and he can still compete with the most beautiful people in the planet for pulling pussy with his straight up nerd game.

He has two degrees in physics and economics, what do you have faggot?

>marries one of the richest most iconic actors alive
>gets divorced and tries to paint herself as a victim
>donates settlement for even more good pr
>goes on to snuggle up with someone thats like 50 times richer
is she one of the GOAT gold diggers

I'm jealous of his money but not his ability to get gold dug by psycho bitches.

A sense of satisfaction in knowing that, as much as my life sucks, I don't white knight and suck the dicks of famous people on the internet because I live vicariously through them.

>fathered lots of children

How many is "lots"? Are we talking like 5, or has he bred a small army like Philip Rivers did?

>Bruce Wayne already had kids

I must have missed that part of the movie.

two degrees in physics and philosophy. College degrees mean little to no shit.

>Also I will cheat on you all the time with both men and women.
Can I please watch? And prep the bulls.

All these tech billionaires buying up supermodels.

nigga that's literary superman speed, cant be real wtf

Your mind is blown.

Cred Forums's home banner.

>You don't have to tell me why you didn't come to our date, but you do have to eat these.

Homage to Catalonia is worth reading as a war memoir and because of Orwell's 'oh shit' moment when the communists turn on each other.
Actually haven't read Ayn Rand.

Women are hedonists and their enemy is boredom, effort, risk, danger.
Fortunately, men are desperate enough to feel relevant, dutiful, respected, valued so they are pushy enough to try to be noticed by women (because they fail to be relevant beyond women). and sooner or later, they cracks the bf-shield

Women know that chads and other robots are willing to help them, to have an easy life. The natural problem of women is that they get bored sooner or later with whoever choose to try to entertain them.
So women change their partners to avoid the rut and to create drama. men do not like to be changed, since they loved to be relevant for once in their life, they whine and hate women when women find other providers.
Of course, changing partners constantly becomes a bore too, so they want some fixed men in their life to give them emotional and material support, Rarely sex because women know that, no matter how good the lover is, it gets boring sooner or later.
When they are replaced, men become resentful towards women, since they lose the validation of their existence. They pretend that they can live without women and that they even are better than women, smarter, stronger (in forgetting that women do not need to be so, because men want to be so in place of women)

Knowing that they are not able to stop loving to be supported by men, Women love also to think that they need no man and that they live to help others >muh compassion. This is part of the tactic to enhance their pleasures: women think that they are good people in society, only to feel even more raw, more animal, more of a little minx, typically in private, when they are fucked properly by some beta ready to serve them sexually.

>Actually haven't read Ayn Rand.

I can only speak about Atlas Shrugged, but I'd suggest that you keep it that way. The only reason I could possibly suggest reading Atlas Shrugged for is if you find yourself talking with Objectivists who proclaim it the greatest book ever and you want insight into how terrible their taste is.

t. Card carrying virgin autist

damn I agree

I paid $350K for my last b list actress. Values can still be found nowadays.

Are you crying yet?

What the fuck kind of name is Elon anyway?

Yeah that guy is right, Elon is a stupid fuck who got divorced a million times and could drop dead any day now and nobody would care except Tesla fedorists.

the kind of name that is worth $2Billion

In other words it's a Jewish name.

im so high right now, this made me laugh so hard!!!!!!!!

South African

ok Sam

>I paid $350K for my last b list actress. Values can still be found nowadays.

Here is your (You)

Yeah everyone on Cred Forums is poor. There is no way if I was making even 50% more than I am making now I would be wasting so much time on the internet or anyone sane would.

Besides information purposes not memeing on Cred Forums.

How many times do you think Elon jerked it to Amber's leaked vids?

Can you blame him? Shes literally a ten.

How much money did he lose in each divorce?

he probably could just fuck whatever he wanted instead of masturbating.

Nobody with make up is a 10.

>Nobody with make up is a 10.

full retard

Completely beta/supreme gentleman. But has enough momey/status to pass as alpha i guess

>he probably could just fuck whatever he wanted
not with that high of an autitsm

Still wearing makeup in that one tool

he has a shit ton of money to compensate, he is currently fucking amber heard for instance.

still beautiful

And she still looks better than 99% of women without makeup.

she ain't no 10 boi

show me a 10 then

So he's basically Edison?

id go for 80%, she looks nothing like she is done up.

literal fuck ton of people have no idea how to apply makeup let alone get it professionally done, so there is less of a contrast.

t.roastie

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he is crazy, doesn't count nigger.

exactly only men can be 10s because of how shit women look like with makeup. Women without makeup can only reach up to like 6/10. Amber Heard is about a 4.

lol

Only men can achieve true beauty.

t.homo

also cruise is plastic af

balding

turbo manlet

She will eat him up like a candy. Even Depp couldn't handle her.
He deserves it too the beta fuck. Literally married the same woman twice

>Liking an author means you have to agree with their entire worldview.
Dude, you're really shallow.

Lee pace is the only 10/10 male celeb

Amber is a 10 female one.

>WB Balding money whore

I imagine she ridicules that autist constantly

young Lily Collins

In his defence, it's nowhere near as shallow as liking Ayn Rand as an author.

>Lee pace

No joke answers, please.

i bet you are ugly irl.

only an uggo wouldnt be able to recognize true beauty.

Ahahaha what a colossal retard

do not count makeup you seriously can't compare their Amber's physical beauty to a top tier alpha male.

true,amber is on par though.

Funny coming from a guy who thinks this jawlet is anywhere near a 10.

If you dont think shes hot without make up,you may be gay.Nothing wrong with that but your opinions of women are skewed.

>not liking oval faces

GAY

jawlet detected. enjoy never being desired by women

Concerning physical aesthetics no she isn't beautiful without makeup. Men can be though, it is weird because of makeup women are inherently ugly because that is what we work off of when looking for a mate is just a dog under a mask of a fox.

So there is absolutely no way to make woman naturally beautiful again unless make up is somehow abolished. Which, it never will be because it is the easiest method of making women look hotter.

She was hot in that movie but she's already just a shadow of her former self.

I've read shit on depp amber when it was a hot topic here and I never connected that she played in never back down

im a girl btw

>ywn be a Saudi oil prince and pay to fuck your waifu

t.r9k

yeah I can't find anyone when searching without makeup. Like, why do they all look like crackheads without makeup?

Even Charlize Theron, Kate Beckinsale, Hannah Davis you know it look like shit without makeup

makeup looks women look worse though, unless they have super fucked up skin

Genetic sexual attraction. Heard looks like Musk in makeup, with long hair. Cannot unsee.

>marries the same chick twice
Genius my ass

it's true though. Doesn't change the fact that women can have artificial physical beauty through decent facial structure and makeup to literally make up for everything else.

also this is only concerning physical beauty btw, I am not saying women are useless and lesser than men other than natural physical attractiveness.

emmy looks beautiful

Makeup overuse makes the skin have that pale sickly tone.
If they had never ever used chemicals they would be fine

well neither are really worth admiration outside of their politics

Nothing compared to a beautiful man, men have an entire layer of depth that women lack in physical aesthetic.

I like plato, foucault and rothbard at the same time, what of it

He's also a billionaire and you're not

agreed.
he is nowhere near as attractive as an alist woman you delusional gay.

we are both on the same track to the same oblivion, both of us will be forgotten in the never ending threads of the universe. We are both equal in the eyes of eternity.

Artificially maybe, using makeup. But you literally cannot deny that when both have no makeup, beautiful men look considerably better than these supposed beautiful a list women.

There is a difference between beauty and sex appeal. You don't get a boner when looking at the Venus de Milo.

What did she hear?

eternity doesn't have any senses tho

neither do you.

If you don't find a handsome man attractive, you're gay as fuck mate.

You don't know hetero until you've had a beard tickle your goods

no u

fuck of faget

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I find handsome women more attractive with or without make up.
i get it,you're a fag.stunning and brave.

also most male celebs and models wear make up.so get over yourself.

Is he a rare example of a billionaire fedora?

its sped up, look at the water at the end

Yeah you don't know what beauty is and you only see women as sex objects then.

Look up a list male actors no makeup and all it will show is before they got fit or younger or for an ugly role.

Look up woman and you get exactly what you expect.

No point in talking to someone who doesn't understand natural physical aesthetic.

Meanwhile, this magnificent bastard gets it for free, cucking johnny depp in the process.

yeah, only reason why fedora's are unsuccessful is because they have no money. Only reason anyone is unsuccessful is because no money.

he probably has an enormous penis or something. ugly fuck only worth 45 million.

what is essential amber kino?

>BsC
He passed precalc

Gone Girl

you need up to Calc 2 for a BsC

RMS confirmed for superior tech guru yet again

awww
he's just one of us ;__;

The girl who played Sadie in 11.22.63 was way hotter