Do you want to explain yourself, Cred Forums?

What the fuck is that? There are even people in the kitchen not being on pedo-alert

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DAWG

It's a playful YouTube challenge you pedo

She's not a real minor anyway, there was no victim

Do most guys get caught on their first try?
The show never tell us if they had sucess in the past.

They always make sure to clearly state that they are underage and always refuse to deviate. Some guys tried to pull the "so you're eighteen, right?" shit and the decoys never agreed.

>get lost in the suburbs
>passing car splashes your t-shirt with mud so you have to take it off
>young girl shouts at you to come into her house to clean up and use her phone as your battery is dead
>suddenly called a pervert and taken away by the police

ENTRAPMENT

this, do they even have cp on their hard drives?

>Agent Meatrocket8

LAW
ENFORCEMENT

>>i knew what this was,i was just testing it

I think a few said they'd been with underage girls before and one of them might have had CP. Hard to say because I don't think they necessarily search their computers or anything.

Do you?

Some of them have records, one guy who will be on Hansen vs Predator admitted he plowed a boy up the butt.

THOUGHT CRIME
NO VICTIM NO CRIME

n-no

I didn't even want the cookies

That's exactly my point. You could pretend you are the king of Siam and never deviate and just send "please be 18" right before you leave. Except perverted Justice wouldn't give you the address because they know they won't get a conviction. Hence they rarely catch actual predators.

>I came to tell her I wasn't gonna come anyway

AM I BEING DETAINED? I DO NOT CONSENT. I DO NOT CONSENT. I AM JUST TRAVELLING.

Except saying "please be 18" won't get them off the hook when the chats plainly show that the guy knew he was talking to someone underaged. The show likely goes for the easiest ones, it's true, but most of the guys acknowledge the decoy's age in the chat even though they may have tried the "you're 18" shit later.

There was a guy that said he was just role playing.

but she's really not a minor so I committed no crime
t.cunnyposter

IT WAS JUST A THOUGHT, BRO!

d-delete this

What ? i just came here for Frozen & chill

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

I cant control my horny level

Aaand you came here nakid, knowing there would be a 12 years old guuurl?

but she's not really 12 so I DINDUNUFFIN

What's indians obsession with poo and anuses?

You know...I have the transcripts.

EAT DA POOPOO

Stop saying this. Intent to have sex with a minor is a crime.

Indians are some of the creepiest, most disgusting persons on the internet, along with turks
absolute subhumans

Yeah, I wanted to banepost on your show for my big guys at Cred Forums. H-Here I go...
Getting caught w-was part of my pan, I mean, p-plan.
Hehe, can I leave now?

>when you realize this guy would have violently raped and possibly murdered the child if he went to another house that day
just look at the way he rushes to the door. it's basically the real first part of an uncompleted crime

Yeah we're splitting hairs. I just mean if I were the type of person to sit on chatrooms (are they '18+' chatroom with promiscuous children or do the pedos go on kids chatroom, I've never figured it out), I would be very persistent in not being a fucking socially retarded weirdo.

And because I wouldn't be telling anyone what sexual things I want to do with them, I would never be baited. But that wouldn't prevent actual children from being actually predated on.

>t.cunnyposter
>you may be too autistic to recognize a joke but at least you'll never be a pedophile

BRAVO RASHEEED

>predated
>commuted
>regulated
please tell me you're not the same guy

Intent to have sex with a minor is a crime.

E N T R A P M E N T

Intent to have sex with a minor is a crime.

anyone seen the law and order svu episode where the guy gets arrested on this show but he actually didn't do it?

shits lol

IT WAS JUST A THOUGHT BRO

Intent to have sex with a minor is a crime.

OI YOU HAIRY FUCKS, WHERE IS THE NEW EPISODE!

NO VICTIM NO CRIME
Tuesday

gosh dang it

Literally what.

youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7nLZXXWdbw4#t=590
>Hansen actually, literally, called the bluff

use a dictionary/thesaurus bro

I wonder if anyone ever just said "i'm here to fuck a 13 year old boy, could you please leave? You're ruining the mood"

is the whole "irak fucked me up" a real thing or the guy was just using a lame excuse to justify being a degenerate?

Lame excuse because of course you can't criticize soldiers or people get triggered. Notice even Hansen backed down after that. It's bullshit though, he likely didn't do shit and PTSD doesn't somehow cause someone to start lusting after underage girls.

Predate - the act of one person who has been alive longer preying on someone who has not been alive as long.

I think he meant it fucked up his expectations.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahmudiyah_rape_and_killings

That's not what he said in the transcript

>You have a nice ass, baby?
>I don't know - it's behind me.

The word you are looking for is "prey," not "predate"
Those are two different things

>his name is Aladdin

That bantz was cheekie

Hansen usually softens up when people stop bullshitting and open up to him. Going to Iraq probably didn't make him want to bang kids, but I can buy it scrambling his brains worse than they already were.

Anyone know what happened to that fuck who brought his son? was that ever followed up on

this
youtube.com/watch?v=_q7ZyUwZoQk

No idea m8, it's hard to know with the older ones because they were pre-internet explosion

He got out of jail, couldn't legally be around his son as a sex offender, so the wife shipped him off to live with her cousin or whatever.

Two piles of shit

>Anyone know what happened to that fuck who brought his son?
wait that happened? vid where

>are they '18+' chatroom with promiscuous children or do the pedos go on kid chatrooms
Plz answer, I want to meet Chris.

>predator lies about his age and says he's a minor
>decoy is an adult who says she's a minor
>both attempt to solicit underaged sex

Who goes to jail in this situation?

No one because the decoy will not try to bait a minor and this exchange will not happen.

>decide to go to the beach
>get lost
>a girl invites me over for some cookies
>"guess I could ask her for directions"
>get arrested

who was in the wrong here?

Anyone know where I can watch full episodes? I've tried putlocker and the quality of season 1 is shit

COOKIES
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Oooooh...
Well I didn't know that

youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7nLZXXWdbw4#t=2151
>LMAO2TIMES

What???
No way!

Was there a new episode today?

am i on a government watchlist now for watching this?

This is actually from some innocent YouTube video, right? Post the link.

youtu.be/ch5YPDcxAE4?t=1122

>PEPE
is he one of us?

I came looking for booty.

I'm really glad the show's back, but fucking hell Chris get yourself in shape.

Do you think the pedos on Cred Forums will be too butthurt about the new episode tomorrow? We have more pedos than a decade ago after all.

I'd like to see them top the butthurt they have now

>You like older guys?
>No, sir
>No, I'm reading from the chatlog
>o-okay

what kind of hairstyle is this?

it's called JUST

He went to prison

The yeeeeeeah

Kek

The predator goes to jail. The decoy does not solicit the predator for sex. The predator is legally an adult, and the intention to solicit sex with a minor is illegal.

Just what?

TWO WORDS

Role playing chat room

its a prank bro, look at my phone, i was recording it
>walk away free

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>pull out a piece of paper
>"ha-ha, KNEW IT! got you, chris! MOM I'm on TV!!! Autograph please!
>after that turn 360 degrees and walk away a free man

Not that hard, is it?

does she know?

>the extent of a cunnyposter's intelligence

>hansen catches rabbi
>jew lunges at chris
>"YOU HAVE NO RIGHT GOY!!"
>apparently harrassed dateline for months with threats to sue

fucking semites i swear

Well Chris, I think it's obvious. I came for free PTP

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OY GEVALT *SLURPS BLOOD FROM MUTILATED BABY GENITALS*! OY GEVALT *SLURPS BLOOD FROM MUTILATED BABY GENITALS*! IS ANUDDAH SHOAH *SLURPS BLOOD FROM MUTILATED BABY GENITALS*! WHAT DID WE JEWS EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?! *SLURPS BLOOD FROM MUTILATED BABY GENITALS*

I love how all the internet lawyers think they're smart with their false definition of entrapment

>Well that's not what it says here. I have the transcripts by the way.
>Please fart into this chamber while I put on the connecting gas mask
>Now what was your plan here?

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>he does it again less than 24 hours later

how dense can one man be?

>entrapment
what did they mean by this

Wow, you're obnoxious.

Nothing because it's objectively not.

Nobody ever said that.

wouldn't it be soliciting a minor for sex?

That'd be great if that was my dick instead of daminals.

>So I dared Aladdin to lay down on the floor and he actually did it
Absolute madman

Yes.

Marvin, you're naked.

Why does Godzilla destroy cities anyway? He should just calm down.

Truth hurts, Hershel, back to the desert with the rest of your sandnigger religions you go.

wheres the new episode at

Wow, you're still talking.

JIDF pls

Wow, you're still stinking up the Earth after 6000 years.

Back in the day they used yahoo where you could filter by age, now I guess they use shit like omegle chat or something

I CAME HERE LOOKIN' FOR BOOTY

Just another shitty meme

"Just" is premium shit.

I WANT A MAN'S BOOTY

>bastardized black twitter meme
>good

top kek they literally cannot stand up
youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=rg4bg3hGVqI#t=512

I didn't say good.

it's like hansen has some sort of gravity control around him.

youtube.com/watch?v=vJssdlKaeqo

Pretty funny that this fat fuck was grooming his son.

what would have happened there? why would he even bring his son?

Grooming.

you know what i don't even want this feel

>"are you into older men?"
>no
>no I'm reading the transcript
never fails to make me laugh

out of all degenerates why he became a meme legend?

depth and sympathy.
>what? no way!
we can all relate to his incredulity

COOKIES
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Hoping a way out if it turned out to be a setup? Like a person writing a note saying he's going to the house to stop the girl from doing this anymore, but it's just an excuse incase it's an undercover stint.

WHAT?? NO WAY!

Little bit of both. PTSD at its worst will fuck you up royally, wrecks social intelligence. Hence, regression, hence army guys dating high school girls because they are still at the psychosocial age they left for duty at (or less).
But that's serious PTSD, these guys typically can't handle adult conversation or etiquette. Seeing people die can break a person, and that guy seemed genuinely hopeless with interaction.
To clarify, none of this excuses any level of crime, but in terms of whether he was bullshitting, hard to tell around tv editing but Hansen's own reaction would imply no, not entirely. In terms of whether "The war turned our good ol' boy sour" is bullshit in general, not in cases of severe PTSD, it's real as.
It's similar to girls who are abused/ raped as adults or otherwise. Most will go on to have healthy, normal sex lives, some will use it an excuse to be greedy/ ineffectual lovers, but for a handful it will genuinely reshape their interactions with people and fuck with any attempts at socialising/ intimacy

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It's copypasta from yesterday's TCaP/HvP general. Same with anything mentioning "thought crime".

>Guys don't worry, it's not entrapment, just a private vigilante group>=.
>It's literally the same as someone recording people making a right at a red light and turning in the footage to the police to send out tickets, nobody here has a problem with that right?

?

most probably made by the same guy.

That's retarded, because most lights have cameras and protection of minors isn't exactly on the same level as traffic violations

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>people still trying to force this le entrapment meme

Just stop user.

FOUND THE KIKE NATION-WRECKER

>running a red light is comparable to showing up at a 12 year olds house ready to fuck

>it's a Cred Forums slash internet lawyer episode

Turning right on a red is legal here.

And you're right, it's not entrapment because it is a private group.

youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=rg4bg3hGVqI#t=1008
shamefur dispray

>Chris tells them they are every parent's worst nightmare

B-but it's legal to make a right turn at a red!

why do they always takedown the guys despite the fact that most of them surrender?
Why did genericwhitemale felt before leaving?
This is the kind of stuff that really makes me think.

I intend to have sex (make love) with a minor.
Fight me cunt.

>sigh
Entrapment occurs when an agent of the state induces an actor to commit a crime he otherwise wouldn't. Providing an opportunity to commit a crime or otherwise enticing a criminal is not entrapment.

Post your IP so I can report you to the police.

>I knew this was a setup
what did JUSThair man meant by this?

For show.

only in states where it's easy to get a permit to CC
you can have that intent as long as you don't make acts to make that intent come into fruition

But no minors were involved.

Intent literally implies action.

Is there a playlist of all the episodes?

Great, so now the state can just outsource its illegal behavior. Sure this is troubling but THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Which Warhammer game is this?

Is Hansen vs Predator episode 3 out yet?

Is Ep. 3 of Hansen vs Predator out yet?

"no"

Fug :(

not exactly, but intent is shown through actions. You can have intent but never manifest it through actions.

topkek literally the defense of cunnyposters
>I'm an academic
>tips turban

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Irrelevant

I was on my way to the beach

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He spoke for all of us. No, seriously. The way he said "you know what, I don't want this cookie" and the way he said it encapsulated a feeling that everybody feels at some point; when you are faced with something you just really do not want from a risky situation with new people who can do bad things to you (arrest) and you really wish to just turn around, walk away, go back to your old life you just walked out on and forget the whole thing ever happened.
He was in a situation there where he was about to face bad times, and the only pleasurable thing he could have then was that cookie. He could have choose to just sit there eating the cookie but he would face imprisonment, or he could put the cookie down and not experience the pleasure of eating it, but also not face the bad things. He didn't give in to the greater evil just for the momentary pleasure of eating a mere cookie. He took a stand for himself and decided to take control of his own destiny and just walk away.

the cookie represented underaged pussy didn't it?

No, the cookie was just a cookie. There was never any underage pussy for him.
Everyone likes cookies.

JOLANDA

What is the name of this challenge?

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Would that extend for example to a cop at a concert saying "you wanna buy some weed?" and if I say yes it's not entrapment and I can get busted?

>You gotta wonder what's going on at school or after school
I'm going to guess not a lot if he's willing to invest the time and effort to go and fuck someone he met online

Yes
justice.gov/usam/criminal-resource-manual-645-entrapment-elements
>Inducement is the threshold issue in the entrapment defense. Mere solicitation to commit a crime is not inducement. Sorrells v. United States, 287 U.S. 435, 451 (1932)

youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=k2wkreTxflc#t=2050
>think you're gonna get underaged pussy
>actually being catfished by this

But if he hadn't asked me I wouldn't have. That seems pretty murky to me. In the situation I posited it's very skewed towards making some nice easy arrests.

>But if he hadn't asked me I wouldn't have
That's where court comes in

You still made the choice to do it is the point. Obviously you're not going to have the intent to do something of there's no opportunity, it's taking the opportunity that shows intent.

It's not murky. It's clear as fuck and it's supported by case law and have been codified in several states. What you think of the law is irrelevant.

Anyone got a link to his obituary? I want to write some kind messages on there about him :(

RIP

Post the guy who was on the beach with the girl talking about how he was glad he wasn't on TCaP and then got busted

Still really does seem a bit stazi-sih. Manufacture a situation and then snatch people up for it to make a show of tackling a problem rather than tackling it and get a good case clearance rate at the same time, being that most people will just go guilty and plead down.

I mean murky as in "not fair, skewed towards the police" I should have made that clearer.

>making a right at a red light
That's legal, though

>Stasi-ish
Really? You're actually comparing police show of force music concert bullshit which they get very few convictions out of to a surveillance state? I'd be more concerned about the correlation of drug sniffer dogs to OD's at the festivals than this shit

>I mean murky as in "not fair, skewed towards the police"
in your opinion. Which matters zero. When somebody tries to make you do illegal things, just don't do it, simple as that.

Spotted anons

"""""white nationalists"""" are the biggest pedos in the world. Hitler for instance.

>did you say you are ready to have my "thang" in your mouth
>yes sir
>what do you mean by that
>are you ready to have my dick in your mouth
toplel

Then literally DON'T give in to the situation. You have free will, do you not? Be responsible for your actions you faggot.

This, only commit crimes with people you know.

i just think it's shifty behaviour i guess.

youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=k2wkreTxflc#t=2339
>when you didn't get any underaged pussy and got tackled by a plant monster at the same night

the 2000

What would you do if you got caught by Hansen Cred Forums? Seriously, what the fuck would you say?
Might as well just say "Haha you got me bro" because your life is fucked either way.

Claim it was intentional and the only way I'd meet the qt decoy

asl

is it illegal if my peepee got hard to this?

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please be real

The metzitzah b'peh is a proud Jewish tradition you stupid fucking goy.

>it's not entrapment because it is a private group.

If they work closely with law enforcement then they are can be considered agents of the government according to case law, so it would be entrapment