Was Jessica Jones the epitome of capekino?

Was Jessica Jones the epitome of capekino?

>that glistening chocolate
Wow

No it was pretty bad. Tenant was great, Cage and Hellcat, Jeri and Nuke were interesting. Jessica was grating and the writing was abysmal. The fight scenes consisted of Jessica tossing people like 70s Wonder Woman. Daredevil and Flash are easily better and Cage solo will be too.

What is she thinking

Why was everyone so amazed she fucked a black guy.
Jessica Jones, as a character, is MORE WELL KNOWN for fucking Luke Cage than she is for doing anything else

>Ugh, duuude I'm like soo over it all. Like, ugh, whatevurr

>FOR THIS SERIES
>WE WILL NOT BE USING
>A FIGHT CHOREOGRAPHER

REEEEEEEEE

No she isn't. Cage and his awesomeness literally carries her.

I haven't watched a single episode of this show, but I know that it's literally 2016 in a nutshell

What are her superpowers?

PTSD, vocal fry

>It's literally 2016 in a nutshell

What did he mean by this?

i love watching this with my wife.

-super strength
-immunity to antagonist's superpowers
-incompetence

>guess I'm never going back to my white husband

Super strength. Kind of more endurance (but not a huge amount more).
She can also fly, but she's really shitty at it, so she jumps really far. She may learn to fly properly later.

"So, that's what it is like to be properly fucked. I had no idea..."

Don't you mean your son's wife

They're just sleeping right?

> dear diary, today i met a genuine chocolate face

Oh no, an inter-racial couple

The horror

>Was Jessica Jones the epitome of capekino?

No, but Tennant's Kilgrave might be the best villain it's had

luke looks fat. He's got muscle but he's not cut at all. Homie needs a diet plan and some clen&tren

Kilgrave was easily top fucking tier

JEEEESSICAAAAAAAAAAA

>best way to trigger tiny white dick alt-right faggots from Cred Forums

M I L A N O

C O O K I E

You sure showed them.

>fantazising this much about cucking and the BBC

why are all alt-righters such closeted gaylords?
is it because of milo?

You seem quite upset. That's unfortunate.

What's wrong with her face? She looks like 40 year old white trash meth addict.

She's a coalburner.

>Jessica sent Kilgrave a selfie minutes after Luke fucked her brains out

>What was that movie Master and Commender about

This show was only good because of David Tennant's Kilgrave. S2 is going to be shit

>2 hours
>nobody posted the webm of her ass

They over-reached with Tennant, whoever is the villain next season will suffer by comparison

topkek

>you wake up tomorrow and find out you have his powers
What's the next step of your master plan, Cred Forums?

>What is she thinking

*why am I covering my tits despite him already seeing them and being the only person here"

>There's no going back now"

>What's the next step of your master plan, Cred Forums?

rape ERRYBODY then get money

>What is she thinking

"BBC => TBB"

having my environments contain the color purple

>jessica discovers drug that can knock out Kilgrave's powers
>anticipates some sort of plot to slip it into his food or drink
>instead she just goes after him with a syringe

Couldn't she just knock him out with her super strength?

tell all my enemies to kill themselves if the effect only lasts for 12 hours

wtf is TBB?

get to know the world, live in 5 star hotels, meet my favorite celebrities, nothing out of the ordinary. wouldnt go around raping anyone though

At the time she thought he could still mindrape her

TBB = Tiny Black Brains

Daredevil alone wins because of the opening title sequence.

Yeah, but the point is that he could still do that no matter what weapon she had on hand.

Using the drug in that way was pointless.

kek

edgy

Literally only watched it because of tennant and because I thought she was hot in breaking bad.

Netflix marvel stuff is unfortunate, overall they're pretty bad, but there's an episode here or there that's pretty good.

The music in that is god tier.

God thats annoying
When will this die?

also DAW

tuberculosis

I don't get it

She is a terrible actress

>go around trying to help people and solve problems
>fuck up and destroy the world

seems pretty talented to me

Extremely

Oh god she is perfect

>tfw no girl will ever gyrate on you and give you a look of pure lust

Go to the mall and fuck every 10 I see

>i only IRONICALLY get an erection while posting these images

They're the most insecure people on the internet, user

when amerifat christians stop thinking tits are evil

oh no wait its not the full tit

it's just the nipple

I didn't even mind Jessica so much but yeah I'd have easily preferred a series about Hellcat and agree that the action was dull

>damn, I get date 80% of the population now

Your fucking delusional.

>I get date
What did he mean by this

That's what he said though.

Absolutely.

I was absent from Cred Forums when this show was first released. How did Cred Forums first react?

Everyone paused after it was done to go watch their favorite Blacked scenes

I fapped too hard so I had to stay off the computer for awhile

these arguments are getting too meta

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>scenes

The scenes themselves suck. The only thing good about it is the girls and the cinematography, and there's very little difference between the girls other than eye color and hair color. Like they came from a cloning factory.

>go to the mall

hi, did you know that stacey's mom has got it going on?

i know you're trying to make this catch on, but it looks pretty desperate.

It is desperate, it is.

I mean uh SJW libtard reddit nigger cuck

oh yes black cock

Yes, because it's Christians that demand women cover themselves.

Nice try, Ahmed.

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Why do neckbeards get so angry about white women with black? Is it pic related?

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