Was Jessica Jones the epitome of capekino?
Was Jessica Jones the epitome of capekino?
>that glistening chocolate
Wow
No it was pretty bad. Tenant was great, Cage and Hellcat, Jeri and Nuke were interesting. Jessica was grating and the writing was abysmal. The fight scenes consisted of Jessica tossing people like 70s Wonder Woman. Daredevil and Flash are easily better and Cage solo will be too.
What is she thinking
Why was everyone so amazed she fucked a black guy.
Jessica Jones, as a character, is MORE WELL KNOWN for fucking Luke Cage than she is for doing anything else
>Ugh, duuude I'm like soo over it all. Like, ugh, whatevurr
>FOR THIS SERIES
>WE WILL NOT BE USING
>A FIGHT CHOREOGRAPHER
REEEEEEEEE
No she isn't. Cage and his awesomeness literally carries her.
I haven't watched a single episode of this show, but I know that it's literally 2016 in a nutshell
What are her superpowers?
PTSD, vocal fry
>It's literally 2016 in a nutshell
What did he mean by this?
i love watching this with my wife.
-super strength
-immunity to antagonist's superpowers
-incompetence
>guess I'm never going back to my white husband
Super strength. Kind of more endurance (but not a huge amount more).
She can also fly, but she's really shitty at it, so she jumps really far. She may learn to fly properly later.
"So, that's what it is like to be properly fucked. I had no idea..."
Don't you mean your son's wife
They're just sleeping right?
> dear diary, today i met a genuine chocolate face
Oh no, an inter-racial couple
The horror
>Was Jessica Jones the epitome of capekino?
No, but Tennant's Kilgrave might be the best villain it's had
luke looks fat. He's got muscle but he's not cut at all. Homie needs a diet plan and some clen&tren
Kilgrave was easily top fucking tier
JEEEESSICAAAAAAAAAAA
>best way to trigger tiny white dick alt-right faggots from Cred Forums
M I L A N O
C O O K I E
You sure showed them.
>fantazising this much about cucking and the BBC
why are all alt-righters such closeted gaylords?
is it because of milo?
You seem quite upset. That's unfortunate.
What's wrong with her face? She looks like 40 year old white trash meth addict.
She's a coalburner.
>Jessica sent Kilgrave a selfie minutes after Luke fucked her brains out
>What was that movie Master and Commender about
This show was only good because of David Tennant's Kilgrave. S2 is going to be shit
>2 hours
>nobody posted the webm of her ass
They over-reached with Tennant, whoever is the villain next season will suffer by comparison
topkek
>you wake up tomorrow and find out you have his powers
What's the next step of your master plan, Cred Forums?
>What is she thinking
*why am I covering my tits despite him already seeing them and being the only person here"
>There's no going back now"
>What's the next step of your master plan, Cred Forums?
rape ERRYBODY then get money
>What is she thinking
"BBC => TBB"
having my environments contain the color purple
>jessica discovers drug that can knock out Kilgrave's powers
>anticipates some sort of plot to slip it into his food or drink
>instead she just goes after him with a syringe
Couldn't she just knock him out with her super strength?
tell all my enemies to kill themselves if the effect only lasts for 12 hours
wtf is TBB?
get to know the world, live in 5 star hotels, meet my favorite celebrities, nothing out of the ordinary. wouldnt go around raping anyone though
At the time she thought he could still mindrape her
TBB = Tiny Black Brains
Daredevil alone wins because of the opening title sequence.
Yeah, but the point is that he could still do that no matter what weapon she had on hand.
Using the drug in that way was pointless.
kek
edgy
Literally only watched it because of tennant and because I thought she was hot in breaking bad.
Netflix marvel stuff is unfortunate, overall they're pretty bad, but there's an episode here or there that's pretty good.
The music in that is god tier.
God thats annoying
When will this die?
also DAW
tuberculosis
I don't get it
She is a terrible actress
>go around trying to help people and solve problems
>fuck up and destroy the world
seems pretty talented to me
Extremely
Oh god she is perfect
>tfw no girl will ever gyrate on you and give you a look of pure lust
Go to the mall and fuck every 10 I see
>i only IRONICALLY get an erection while posting these images
They're the most insecure people on the internet, user
when amerifat christians stop thinking tits are evil
oh no wait its not the full tit
it's just the nipple
I didn't even mind Jessica so much but yeah I'd have easily preferred a series about Hellcat and agree that the action was dull
>damn, I get date 80% of the population now
Your fucking delusional.
>I get date
What did he mean by this
That's what he said though.
Absolutely.
I was absent from Cred Forums when this show was first released. How did Cred Forums first react?
Everyone paused after it was done to go watch their favorite Blacked scenes
I fapped too hard so I had to stay off the computer for awhile
these arguments are getting too meta
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>scenes
The scenes themselves suck. The only thing good about it is the girls and the cinematography, and there's very little difference between the girls other than eye color and hair color. Like they came from a cloning factory.
>go to the mall
hi, did you know that stacey's mom has got it going on?
i know you're trying to make this catch on, but it looks pretty desperate.
It is desperate, it is.
I mean uh SJW libtard reddit nigger cuck
oh yes black cock
Yes, because it's Christians that demand women cover themselves.
Nice try, Ahmed.
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Why do neckbeards get so angry about white women with black? Is it pic related?
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