ITT: genuine 'what were they thinking?' moments
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make dat Star Wars money nig
>HAPPYBIRTHDAYPAULIE
lmao, I didn't know that scene was from Rocky for some reason
Here's one that gets posted here a lot
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That scene in Spiderman 2 where Peter uses his web to steal the black dude's pizza
>"Hey Spiderman just took my pizza!"
>"Up yours jiggaboo!"
I don't know how Raimi does it
Is that real?
Yep. Sadly. That's in the fucking movie.
They also had Blitzkrieg Bop in the OST. I don't remember it in the movie but
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Jesus
wew laddie
Literally me
>better have every character in the movie stop what they're doing to acknowledge how great this is!
Be smugger, Tim.
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Tthis is kino la
this is pure kino
>BvS
>This
We've certainly come a long way.
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The entirety of BvS
man i love this shit. Headscratcher moments in what were supposed to be blockbusters is my fetish.
Here's a mindbending whole 5 minutes from what was supposed to be the best film of the franchise.
Meth-addict Lex yes. but the movie was good.
Are you fucking kidding me? What director decided this was a good idea.
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Gobble gobble
Kino
>he grabs the wheel a second after they start shooting
>this meme
This scene is pretty straight forward and does a really good job at introducing the big-bad.
Provide some legitimate criticism for why it was bad.
>Both Ben and the Audience were confused
That was amazing
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isn't there a scene where one of them is hacking into a game while using a TI-83 calculator as a controller?
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Why were the 00's so based, Cred Forums?
This is surf-ninja's level of bad.
I remember enjoying Cabin Fever up until I reached this scene.
>surf ninjas
>bad
Surf ninjas is campy, that scene in cabin fever was an attempt at absurd allegory.
>tfw you saw this scene and had absolutely no problem with it until Cred Forums autists started meming
Say what you want about this movie but J-Lo was hot as fuck in it
OK, here goes.
Why didn't they remove their hoods before they got on the plane just to see who they were?
Why didn't Dr. Pavel tell CIA that they had Bane?
Why didn't their RADAR detect the approach of Bane's plane?
Why would Bane, the diabolical mastermind, think that just pumping some of Pavel's blood into a corpse fool investigators into thinking that was Pavel?
Why, after seeing firsthand that CIA was bluffing about how many of them were on the flight plan, would Bane insist that one Brother stay behind? Either all of them were listed or none of them were.
And that's just off the top of my head. This is the veritable essence of a smartarded movie moment.
If you ever thought that was an acceptable scene then you are absolutely retarded.
It feels like the first meme explosion here. I remember when bravo released the whole scene as sort of a "technology" spoiler for the film, and it was like the whole 5 minute scene. The first viewing it was like "oh cool bane, but what the fuck were they doing with his voice?" Then in subsequent viewings i noticed the bizzare ass dialogue, then the threads started and it was all down hill from there.
"Why are you shooting squirrels?"
"Because they're gay."
Why does he have a paperclip in his mouth?
>Why would they? They just want information
>He is more scared of Bane than of the CIA
>It wasn't a militar airplane (because of the operation) their radar wouldn't have been that good. Not to mention, there exists tech that can work without being detected by radars.
>A mangled corpse from someone that looks like him. Faking dental records and stuff like that would be relatively easy
0/10 consider suicide.
Because it's paperclip time, boyo
soft chuckle, it's like they told that dude he was supposed to simulate slowmo
"a port scan?" i stopped there
Oh, look it's the same exact videos from yesterdays thread.
They were thinking about that sweet Johnny 5 money
Holy shit, I remember laughing so hard at this scene. People seriously don't like it?
Haha I love how simple the solution was. Like duh, just unplug the computer! Nerds over think things all the time XD
>Either all of them were listed or none of them were
cia says "but only one of you"
WHY WASN'T HE HOLDING THE WHEEL!!?
It's the highest point of the whole shitty movie
that was a manipulation tactic to try and get them to talk. It was called out as being bullshit by bane. Did you even watch the scene?
No, he says "Button Lee, Juan Oveu"
Fucking watch the movie before you come into these threads
fuck i didnt realize cheech marin was in this shit
God these movies were awful
>Machete
Holy cringe Batman
The whole fucking franchise counts.
this was great as a kid
So in a kid fantasy movie, the kids don't save the day? Weird. Figured they would show the main cast or whatever doing something cool so whatever little kids were watching would want to have their parents buy wherever toys they did it with. Its like leaving money on the table.
such a great movie
That whole fucking series was a mess.
>Do you think that God too hides in heaven out of fear of what he's created here on Earth?
This continues to be great as an adult
Sometimes people switch the placement of their hands from an underhand grab at the bottom of the wheel to an overhand grip at the top of the wheel. It's really not that hard to comprehend.
HAHAHAHA
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someone needs to get chris hansen to watch this movie, guy would flip the fuck out and start frothing at the mouth most likely
How could anyone not like this?
amazing
This is the definition of Kino.
There will never be a better scene than this.
yikes. never seen this, but that is awful. lol.
It was kino until the wordart
>So in a kid fantasy movie, the kids don't save the day?
All three movies focus on the family saving the day together. It's kind of sweet.
that movie is from 1990 you manlet
Eh, guess I can't hate on that. Its the kind of stuff I could see my little niece going berserk over.
>it's a black guy with a dancing gimmick
this is the stupidest shit ive seen in years
>implying
Maybe because of her first impression but after that, I doubt it
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Just kill me
Exactly. He "shoots" the first Hired Gun, but just has his Men incapacitate him and drag him to the back of the plane, making it clear that he had no intention of killing any of them, which means his whole Flight Plan schtick was just bullshit.
Bane calls him on it, then promptly goes on to treat it like it's gospel, needlessly condemning that one poor asshole to death.
Fucking loved those movies. Didn't hurt that it was the only kids movie I can remember that was about latinos.
Bane is a psycho though, he probably just felt like killing somebody
Bane got tricked. That's the point. You see that he's easily manipulated. Seeds are planted for you to be okay with talia being his boss
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Reminds me of something Bad Lurhmann might do. Then again, Lurhmann only uses pop songs when it serves the narrative, not just to look cool.
but, in all fairness, it is pretty fucking cool
Nothing will ever, ever be worse than this:
that entire movie was like one big american motors corp ad
that scene is pretty bitchin imo
>first comment
>I laughed so hard when he was dancing! It was such a funny movie. Will have to rent it when it's out on blu-Ray
>profile pic looks like a hambeast feminist
>that slide whistle
what the fuck
>that whistle sound
ah shit
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I think I can do better.
>MARTHA
The fact that this was a real stunt done as you see it on film is pretty amazing.
But I don't know what the fuck they were thinking by adding that whistle lmao.
>he changes direction between takes
The entire scene is awkwardly paced and has pretty unntaural dialogue
spykino!
Better than Civil War.
IS THIS CANADUH
Pretty much mandatory for these threads.
The Moore Bond films are all filled with WTF moments
I knew it was going to be this rad dude and yet I can't help myself I must watch and laugh. Good stuff senpai
Holy shit, did Rodriguez really make Machete a caharcter in Spy Kids?
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Your pic reminded of this.
I remember watching this in theaters when I was way too old to be watching a 3D spykids movie
Its supposed to be retarded, thats literally the only appeal of it
Even as a kid, I thought these movies were retarded.
this actually great
I don't remember the CGI in this being so bad
So good.
that shit is hilarious. good movie too. is pancakes in the shot for shot remake?
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I don't care how hype you thought it was as a kid. This was fucking stupid.
Christ you're a fucking pleb, that scene may seem fucking retarded and out of place but it's actually a pure kino moment in introducing the character of BLAAAAAAAAAACKBEEAAAAAARD as played by Hugh Juackman.
Oh, look it's the exact same redditor from yesterday's thread.
>pleeeasemakeawish
>I wish i wasn't in this nightmare
I fucking dying, how is this so obscure for bad movie scenes?
They added the robot because Stallone wanted it to be friends with his autistic son.
A FUCKING LEAF
>You're a big guy
>For You
Except they aren't.
It's even more ridiculous when you remember that Moulin Rouge did the same thing a DECADE AGO.
This is really dumb but it works as an action setpiece
This movie is fantastic seeing it in 3D with your family and friends was so good, its a fucking meme for all ages
I used to fap to this as a kid
I think I'll fap to this again.
Moulin Rouge was meant to be a modern musical its supposed to have out of place pop songs
God, moulin rouge was so over the top fun
I can't help but love it
>mfw Aliens reference
this is kino tho
did you look in a mirror or something?
more realistic than you think
>It feels like the first meme explosion here.
Cred Forums was born, lived, and died long before Bane ever existed.
Anyone have the point break remake shooting the air scene? I can't find it
Closest I could find starting at 2:40
I will begrudgingly admit to how stupid this looks from a woman's perspective when they see women doing this shit in movies.
That shit was 100% real and awesome and done in 1 take.
Eli Roth.
They should have just added MLG effects to that
>the closest thing I could find was something that's not even related!
thanks lad! Just kidding as I'm sure you now. You shouldn't have tried.
I don't see whats wrong.
Machete and Spy Kids being in the same universe is PEAK kino.
I'm pretty sure this was an homage of sorts to Deliverance, only instead of a banjo player the kid knows martial arts. I might be mistaken but I think they see him both before and after shit hits the fan.
gotta go back and watch that Calecovision one
>he or she is only going after my machine
I was thinking the same thing
fucking
goosebumps
The story behind it is that the extra they hired for this scene was just doing kung fu shit on set and the crew thought it was fucking funny so they shoehorned it into the movie for shits and giggles.
>well im their uncle
kino
Unironically love these movies, you guys are fags. Robert Rodriguez is the king of shitty kino
>Tony Shaloub with 3 heads
based as fuck
It's like a real life Family Guy cutaway gag
The best part about this scene is that it's completely out of the fucking blue. It's a serious, straight-faced horror movie up until this scene, then it goes right back to being a serious, straight-faced horror movie afterward. It's cinematic brilliance, definitely doesn't belong in this thread.
This scene could have been smooth as fuck if it had just been the first guy palming the card while being searched, with him being allowed to train to the point where he wasn't doing everything so slow but as smooth like a magician. Instead they went full retard with the CGI and throwing the card around. Why the fuck would they just keep passing the card around over and over again?
But then the first movie would have also been great if they'd actually stuck with the magicians-pulling-heists premise, instead of going full retard with CGI.
I'm not watching this sequence again. No 4 minutes of any video has felt as long as these 4 did.
I always thought it was a hallucination.
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sort of related
thats a boy?
But he wasn't tricked. BANE Says that the flight plan schtick is bullshit and then just forgets about it.
He's not tricked. The screenplay is just poorly written.
THIS.
so much this
not only is this this the stupidest most drawn out fucking thing i've ever seen but it doesn't make sense.
one guy moves the card around him to hide it, then when he stops getting searched he throws it to the next guy getting searched. what the fuck kind of logic is that?
What Marvel movie is this?
Go to sleep Chris.
this is what happens when you're surrounded by yes men
>only seen I, II and Balboa
>decided to watch III, IV and V because how bad could they be really
>see this
I'm scared Cred Forums
Don't think there's anything more WTF in all james bond movies than this
this was painful
>For god's sake Bond, you're supposed to be a SECRET agent!
Thought the guy coming out of the coffin was it, but that ending really blew my mind
>not liking Spy-Kino
what the fuck
it's like a mr bean sketch
>literally just jumps right into an open shark mouth
Is that supposed to be Austin, Texas?
>pigeon double take
That was decently cool up until the gondola became a hoverboard or whatever and started driving around on land
I WISH I WASN'T IN THIS NIGHTMARE
WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE
cops charge them without weapons, mercenaries wrestle with police instead of shooting any of them. they literally dont give the extras any instructions on how to fight so it looks awful.
this really bugged me
>tfw bridgefags are leaking from their containment bread
>yfw this is not Lena Headey
>yfw this is actually Keira Knightley
>british "women"
>black humor
of all the regulars that get posted in these threads, this one is tied with the Spiderman 3 dancing scene for the best
>why does he go up the escalator like that
>the way he fucking walks
>the smirk and raised finger as the metal detector goes off like "heh, I knew that would happen"
>that looks he gives the security guy when he passes the baton over his belt
>why does he have not one but two paperclips in his mouth
>the fucking dog
this clip is only like a minute long but almost every second is kino
why the blood transfusion, guy?
when the cia found the two halves of the plane separated by miles and miles did the half liter of Pavel's blood in some burned wreck made them think pavel was dead from an aircrash and ignored the explosive residues and bullet holes?
i hate the first 10 minutes of moulin rouge but then the rest of it is great
>Up yours jigaboo!
Fucking a. That made me laugh so hard. I need to go to sleep.
>breakfast intensifies
>"Somebody ring the Dinkster?"
what did he mean by this?
>our family isn't big enough
Am I really expected to believe a Mexican would say this?
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Entire movie
qt :3
What the fuck thats a boy????
No offense to Keira fans but I feel like this deserves a makeup scene where you take a girl with actual sex appeal and have them do this, even Natalie Portman would be better.
Great idea by the director though.
you can tell from the outset that the plot wasn't written and nolan just wanted to have a plane crash scene in his movie
its why the blood transfusion bs is so contrived. it also reminds me of the way uncharted 3 was made- developers wanted set pieces to put Drake on and wrote the story later. (probably why that game was shit was because it has a plane crash too)
This is what happens when you let Stallone direct.
>obscure
I thought everyone knew about Rocky 4 robot.
I enjoyed the scene. It's just the song that's bad, everything else is fine.
Why do they rave rockets on their feet and then proceed to climb the robot?
watching past 3 is only for marathoning purposes, there is no reason to watch rocky 4 or 5 by themselves unless you are nostalgic about them.
>it's obviously kino
>Cred Forums found it cringy
Rocky 4 is comfy as fuck. It's a propaganda movie, yes, but it kinda functions as a time capsule. The training montage and the final fight is fucking awesome.
However 5 was just a quick cash-in, the whole movie feels like they shoot it in a weekend.
That scene in Black Hawk Down where that guy says something like "hey thats my favorite part" then runs to the sofa, sits down, laughs and has a seizure and Josh Hairnet says that he's out.
I mean why the fuck was that even in the movie? Was it made to be a cut at Tom Sizemore because his name sounds a little like seizure? idk man.
>nirvana lyrics
>not cringy in any context outside of grunge music
That fucking voice and cadence in his lines still get me 4 fucking years later.
Nolan obviously just didn't care at this point, Who the fuck sits at post and says "Yeah, a Sean Connery parody voice will do just fine".
The worst
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I unironically loved this. As a kid, it's like the fucking Avengers Assembling, seeing all the past characters return and team up like that.
I fucking hate watching this, but I can't look away.
Finding out that they were all past characters kind of ruins it for me desu
I thought Bill Paxton cowboy and Machete were non sequiturs :^(
This looks like something from BoTW what the fuck man
wow, this movie has not aged well at all
holy shit, that's bad
why is there a reflection of the car in the ground?
No, they were minor characters from the first two movies
Cowboy is just in the intro of the second movie, but Machete has a pretty big side-role in the first movie as a secret agent who names all of his gadgets after Machete (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
Has there ever been a show as pleb as NCIS?
The Machete character is originally from Spy Kids. The Machete movies are spinoffs.
their mom is hot though
Why is it so dark, it's looks like a set on Blade Runner.
the whole theater was dying of laughter
I never get why in scenes like the end where something bizarre happens there will always be some guy who rubs his eyes and then throws away his drink. Alcohol doesn't make you hallucinate.
>holding high scores in virtually every MMORPG
1337, bro!
Is this Loss?
oh wow
Severe alcoholics can get hallucinations(but mostly when they've quit drinking). It's a depiction of an alcoholic finally renouncing drink, not a regular fella deciding not to have a second beer.
love this scene and the music
Hope you guys are ready
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>that CIA pose as he say it
OH MY FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Blood is not used to determine the identity of corpses. They would need to have preexisting blood samples of Dr. Pavel in order to confirm it. Also dental records and literally every other piece of DNA on the body would contradict what ever the blood revealed.
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dem moves tho
There has never been a greater final showdown in history
what the fuck
>the hovercraft skirt has golden tassles on it
That was pretty sick tbqh.
what is this outstanding kino?
Kek. It is a true story. That actually happened.
Skinned Deep. The poster says it all.
LOL WUT?! Now i want to watch it
good lord
>dat preview with girl chewing on man's balls
I wish panposting took off
...nevermind
>All that fucking 3D shit LOOK IT'S 3D OBJECTS FLYING INTO YOUR FACE
> yfw this bridge was in GTA: San Andreas
this gives me autism every time I see it
I've seen this in cinema and the whole crowd just facepalmed themselves
it's so blunt and ridiculous just like a fever dream. cabin fever.
this is a sick flick btw would recommend watched it a lot back in the day
>nirvana
>"grunge"
pick one you nasty pleb
:::::::::::::::::::DDDD omg
To be fair, the movie is called "Spy Kids: 3D"
THICC
You know how much work went into that stunt? How many calculations? And they fucking did it. No CGI, no wires, just a stunt driver and a very precisely made ramp.
>I think this shot really needs a slide whistle to make it pop. The kiddies will love it.
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What? Did you not watch the clip?
What's wrong with it?
why is she so smug?
It's called a shadow you fucking retard.
Also is Walking Dead the worst 'popular' TV Show currently, I'm sick of normies talking about it.
movies will never be this good again. I miss the 00's and the edgy nu metal soundtracks. Imagine how kino Suicide Squad would be if it came out 2004
shame Eli Roth didn't do anything good after Cabin Fever, Knock Knock was a step in the right direction tho
name a better early 00's kino than Torque
This is the worst thing I have ever seen
this was a fun scene you autist and fit well
the movie is actually great, it's supposed to be a parody of Fast & Furious, which the studio hated, so it ends up being half parody and half serious FF knock off
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and man I love every minute of it
I come to these threads to listen to this.
Surprised it's not bane
>Is this Canada?
I was alright with everything up until Jim Buscemi riding a flying pig.
I turned off the video immediately.
this is the best thing i've ever scene
ho ho hooooly shit.
its stupid and ridiculous but its well done.
good flick
Reminder that Adam Scott was the villain in this movie.
Is this what inspired Garett?
So what's the lore on Machete? Is spy kids and machete in the same universe?
This is probably the only entertaining scene in the entire film isn't it? Whoever thought of this should get their cock sucked.
Not gonna lie, this is pretty cool.
wtf leon the profressional ripped off the Ted birthday scene from breaking bad :o
lol. its funny how marvelcucks defend this
Joseph Kahn is pure kinographer, Detention was great
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This movie is unironically great.
my man. I love Torque
you are unironically retarded
Could you imagine being the stunt crewman for this and actually pulling this off. And watching it in post and just seeing how fucking awesome and real it looks. You're so proud you invite your whole family and friends and even your wife's son's mother's parents and then
>slide whistle
:) shut up faggit
>what kind of crack they smoke it
>this is the best scene in the movie
Even as a kid these movies made me uncomfortable.
That was the cringiest shit ever. Bad enough that the Warrens made themselves the hero of every story, they cranked the fanfiction elements up to eleven in this one.
He was so brave, so handsome, so nice. Meanwhile they were in all actuality a pair of troll looking hucksters.
what
>shlockino + machete in a kids movie
I don't hate this. I don't know what I feel about this.
>goddammit what pancakes!
kek
00Kino
>it's actually true
i can't believe i never made the connection between the character in Spy Kids and the masterpiece that is Machete
why would they hire an actor with a very thick irish accent and force him to scream at the top of his lungs in an unnatural american accent.
this is underrated
Why has nobody posted that catwoman basketball scene ?
MORE LIKE 00PINO
PINO GRIGIO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>This had a theatrical release
its posted already you dumbshit
It's not like Spy Kids are timeless classics. Or memes.
>he or she is only going after my machine
Good for them to not assume a gender!
There is actually a movie with even worse hacker scenes. Its called hackers.
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The early 90s were weird.
what about the dick pods in Man of Steel?
>the bird doing a double-take by reversing the frames
The escalator ascension is truly one of the greatest achievements in the visual medium.
III's okay. IV's a time capsule for the 80s. V is horrible.
I forgot how fucking meta Sky Kids 3 was.
this is pure crystalline kino. i'm not surprised Cred Forums dislikes it
It's got machete, and game over man.
The guy that walks over asking if it's a video game makes me laugh everytime
it would have been fine if they had a reason to throw it after being searched like "now step into this metal scanner" or something.