MOTHERFUCKER BIRTHDAY PARTIES

>Is there any greater indication that you're in for some essential actionkino?
A fast sundown as you calmly walk away on screen perhaps?

Whats the difference between a regular birthday and a motherfucker birthday?i heard that there is a subtle difference

a motherfucker birthday deserves to get snatched

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JUST

omfg what's the name of this fedora core

>Cake [X] snatched
>Foreign Punani [X] snatched
>Making straight to video action movies [X] snatched
>Celebrate with friends as your russian mafia buddies order the guests to have fun
>Priceless
Best motherfucker birthday eve-

the OG weeb

gg user

Gremlins 3
Steven Seagal
Kicking puppets in the face for 90 minutes
Fund it

>12 different cuts of Seagal dropkicking a gremlin into a plate glass window, most in slow motion
Fund it

Seagal would never allow getting upstaged by puppets unfortunately, but it's fun as fuck to visualise

>Ey, you green?
>Yeh, you supa green
>Have some water
>Proceeds to kick Gremlin in 13 different angles through a window
>For your hic ups

You guys are aware this thread originated on Reddit right?

Half Past Dead is absolute kino cinéma

youtube.com/watch?v=tsXabeuK2PE

well I'm sorry to hear that

>Where's Ja Rule to help me make sense of this

>reddit: the board does nothing but regurgitate reddit posts
wow what a shocker

KINO

youtube.com/watch?v=4KlyHwnPqns

don't cry lads, you'll get an upvote some day

I'm OP
I'm an oldfag
You can safely post here, I'll watch out for evil plebbitfrogs

seagal casually switching his gun hand kills me

u steel sword bout dat fiddy bucks?

youtube pic related
kek

Still my favorite take on this movie:

youtube.com/watch?v=v8FaSlODHOo

>3:40 - 3:50
>4:21
Lost

>9:14
w-wait, what?

Did he get a bug inside his shirt? Girls like trying to help but cant get close

Who taught this fat fuck to clear a room? I wouldn't hire this sorry bastard to police a mall.

I guess it's a good thing you aren't in charge of anything then you fucking loser

Do you feel in charge?

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>Shoulder-mounted assault rifles