Plinket, tomorrow

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That's how Jay used to look, like he would fuck his sister when the cameras weren't rolling.
youtube.com/watch?v=A90Br0TWV1U

jay use to look a lot like that, like some sort of tard boy
he's really come a long way

> jay > rich

nigga are you high?

it was fine, no need to exaggerate like a fag

I like rich, but I like to listen to Jay more, rich is a bit too much HIGHPITCHEDLAUGHTER

Which one is Rich?

DELTE THIS

make me

>rich has a fiancée
>most of us here dont even have a gf
>most of us are probably still virgins in their 20's

let that sink in.

>projecting this much
just speak for yourself

Yeah a fiance who looks like egoraptor

Jay is more knowledgeable about film, he's less funny and his personality is a little more bland, but less grating. Rich's film tastes are basically fedora pleb tier(his favorite movie is Fight Club), sure he's funny, but usually as the butt of a joke, he'll sometimes come up with clever stuff, but he just has the most annoying personality.

>most of us are probably still virgins in their 20's

......How can that be possible? Honestly no one here is seriously a virgin past 20 unless you fuck up real hard

I really wish normies would just fuck off and die.

Not likely. All he's going to do is post a higher quality version of an old Plinkett episode. RLM would rather make unfunny Half in the Bags that take only a few hours to make instead of make quality Plinkett episodes that take weeks.

I'd much rather be a normie than a pathetic neckbeard like you.

You will regret that

24 and virgin.

And yeah, I admit the main reason is I don't put myself out there.

I don't own or can drive a car and my money is tight so I know I'd bore a girl until she dumped me or cheated.

Ishtar remake starring Mike and Jay when?

I'm a girl and I'm a sluuut.

I honestly don't fucking care, just go be a normie somewhere else. There's a million of websites for people like you, why don't you go back to any of them and be with your kind? Nobody wants you here.

>I'm a girl and I'm a sluuut.
that's all girls

wow

rude

rude but true

Why would you delete your comment?

Not it isn't. Would you call your mom a slut?

Plinkett Reviews are the worst part of RLM

fite me

>Not it isn't. Would you call your mom a slut?
yes

>Why would you delete your comment?
because I remembered a couple of things that are wrong with sluts

>yes

Aww, you're not a very nice son.

>because I remembered a couple of things that are wrong with sluts

Like what?

>Aww, you're not a very nice son.
really?
>cheats on dad with 20yo's (continuously)
>leaves without goodbye when I'm 11yo
I understand why someone who is wanted by so many men would make all those mistakes, I don't hate her, but a slut is a slut.

>Like what?
you mean you can't think of anything yourself?

Rich's laughter cured my back pain

Okay, yeah, that's terrible and I'm sorry.
I don't know how you do it, but I'd hate her.

>you mean you can't think of anything yourself?

No, I'm a dumb blonde ;-;

Reminder that the Plinkett review isn't coming because Jay stood up to Mike in The Blair Witch Project review and Mike quit RLM as a result.

when will this unfunny meme die?

Nice headcanon, very imaginative.

Is this a "fat roll" too?

>I don't know how you do it, but I'd hate her.
I used to, but I just left all that shit behind me, it feels like a different life now, so I'm indifferent (dead inside) now.
now I have isolated myself from the outside world, and people. I watch porn that contains almost no actual sex, but just (Tara Tainton) in pov, talking to me like I'm her son, telling me she cares about me and stuff. yes I know, it's messed up.

No, that's good ol' fashioned, homegrown, cornfed, midwest muscle

It is a grade A sausage

why do you think he got that woman to marry him? she married his penis

>9in soft is mediocre

Just how gaping is your asshole these days?

Oh no, that sounds really lonely.

You should try online dating, or join a club.
Go outside and hike or something, fresh air and exercise can really make you feel better.

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How can black men even compete?

NORMIE
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>You should try online dating, or join a club.
nah, even though I really want to, I'm incapable of trusting women.
>Go outside and hike or something, fresh air and exercise can really make you feel better.
yeah maybe that'll work.

he's got a BBC (big baldy cock) of his own

If you see a woman do not say hello unless you want to get fucking arrested.

youtube.com/watch?v=kUxa8B4CtLQ#t=2m

>Kek's living reincarnation is growing from Rich's torso, Voldemort style

I literally said hello to a qt black grl like not 5 minutes ago. She just smiled and said hi back.

I bet that guy was cat calling her

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Is not wanting to be lonely and depressed really that normie?

>nah, even though I really want to, I'm incapable of trusting women

After what you went through I really don't doubt it. But I really think you should try it regardless, just give it a chance, I'm positive you'll find someone who can earn your trust. And you do want to try so give it a shot!

>yeah maybe that'll work

I hope it does, I have a really shy friend who never went out and subsequently became more down, I got him to go on hikes with me and he felt way better.

>all black women are the same
>white SJW women aren't worse
it's almost as if that black girl you said hello to, wasn't the same exact person in the video... hmmm

>I literally said hello to a qt black grl like not 5 minutes ago. She just smiled and said hi back.
woah alpha male

>women can never do anything wrong the white man is evil

if you actually go out into the world you'll find out that this is the exception. 99% chance that you will never get arrested for simply saying hi to a woman.

>Would you call your mom a slut
Yes, actually.

fuck you guys

I'm under house arrest for a false rape accusation.

25 here, It happens

Why?

Fuck that bro. If you're innocent then don't listen to the government. Just fuck off to Aruba or something.

>give them more reason to fuck you harder

I'll let you fuck my ass if I can fuck yours.

25 too

sex is overrated anyways. My non virgin friends tell me it's barely better than a fleshlight.

They can't fuck you if they can't find you.

>it's a "jay makes a rare funny joke and mike let's out a hideous involuntary laugh" episode

It's not just about physical pleasure, there's a lot of emotion behind it too.

Nah the smell and feel of skin is amazing. The heat that you feel when she's riding you is incredible. Theres nothing like looking into a womans soul when you fill her up

Mike is literally the worst RLMer

Well,I'm autistic so emotions are meh for me already

But people smell bad. Also souls aren't real.

I'm this guy: and even I know this is correct: I fucked a hooker once, it was fucking terrible, no human connection no nothing. I might as well have jerked off. IF you can get a real girl you care for, it'll be a lot better.

REMOVE
RICH

im 27, and indeed it does happen.

who is the oldest virgin on this board. raise your hand.

>telling your friends you're a virgin
why would you do this?

You can't even spell Plinkett correctly, why should I believe you?

24 here, too

not him, but ill answer for myself.
1. the people who know me in real life already know this
2.honestly at this point it doesn't bother me. it's true. ive lived with it for 27 years and i acepted this fact.
3.telling your friends this isnt really a problem. what are your friends going to do, rib on you? they already do that , it's what male friends do. and if they are really good friends they may help you get laid.

ANy fellow KV here?

Norp, sorry

Reddit CAN be funny, who would have thought?
>how a George Lucas salad unboxing would really look like

me. im a handholdless kv recovering robot. sure is a long fucking process too.

24

jesus christ, you need to get fucking laid

thanks for stating the obvious.

any non obvious advice to go about doing this?

>tfw unironically ate salad after that video

not even lying. That was a good salad unboxing video.

Having sex doesn't magically change a person

Don't fall for the vaginal jew. Women are a meme.

Would you watch an RLM comedy about Jeffrey Dahmer starring thin Mike as Dahmer?

>Tfw I held hands and kissed a girl in 2nd grade

>Tfw I was more sexually active at 7 than some adults

jacking off is mentally exhausting.

Once you do it, you always regret it because you gotta waste time showering.

>watch old BotW and Plinkett reviews
I forgot how bad Jack and Jay used to look.

>Implying I'm a virgin

I did catch chlamydia from some skank I rawdogged on OKC, though.

I am not a smart man.

>how bad Jack
>used to look

>jack has children
>jack is indoctrinating the next generation

as soon as I realized that, i got suicide chills

We need his BWC genes thou

I do not avoid women, user, but I do deny them my essence.

You ever see a Commie drink a glass of water?

KV?

Kissing virgin

reddit spotted.

nope

nigger i've been here since '09 and I browse reddit, sue me.

it really does tho if you lose it at the normal time 16-18. idk if it does at 25.

28 KV here, it's 'cause of the autism.

everyone who found the site after 09 is part of the reason its so shit now.

at least i never fucked a wachowski

Everyone who found the site before 09 knew it was already shit.

everyone who found the site during 09 is the perfect poster

Lel

Your friends must have shit sex lives, I'm sorry.

You cannot give yourself shuddering orgasms that make your eyesight flash on n off for a few seconds as you fight to stay conscious.

Satisfying your girl so much she physically needs to be near you is the essential ego boost.

Really? New Plinkett tomorrow? Not shitposting. I have no idea if this is true or not.

It's not true.

:(

My body is ready.

The thing about sex is that it's overrated, but it's also absolutely vital to the proper functioning of the human psyche. Sex is so incredibly important that even PRISONERS, convicted felons are allowed to have sex in conjugal visits with their spouses. No sex destroys the human brain, if you are a virgin past the age of 20 you are headed into a downward spiral of complete dementia. By the age of 24 there is absolutely no excuse for being a virgin, if you haven't figured out how to have sex at this point you have deeply seated mental problems and need immediate help.

>No sex destroys the human brain, if you are a virgin past the age of 20 you are headed into a downward spiral of complete dementia.

Post a source you bastard

Eat out a girl like Mike and Jay eat out chicken

youtube.com/watch?v=rnraC-1jUeY

Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!

Oh well.

Jesus Christ, write a romance novel, fag.

You underestimate my neetness.

>jack off smell all day

HIGH ENERGY
PURE FLUID

Is everybody prepared for the bulk of the internet to simultaneously turn on Episode 7 and J.J.?

oh my god, no wonder rich landed such a righteous babe

Been browsing since '06, it was always fucking awful, but it's also blindingly honest and still host to the kind of unfiltered brilliance you find rarely on the internet these days.

It's tomorrow! Where's the new Plinkett?

>Is everybody prepared for the bulk of the internet to simultaneously turn on Episode 7 and J.J.?
Fuck off Razorfist. People disliked the prequels before Plinkett

Tomorrow

even normies have been starting to have sex later and later recently.
It used to be the average was from ages 16-18 but over time it's shifted to 18-20.
Current generations are literally less cool than their parents.

>implying Cred Forums ever liked Episode 7

IT'S UP

deluxe kino

not on their website or youtube channel

I lost mine at 24 bruh

And I'm not even a basement dweller

Being a tranny doesn't count bro.

His body looks like that of an old ninja turtles action figure.

>sex is overrated anyways
sorry friend but virgins really don't have the right to say this. Like a fat ass who was never thin saying abs are overrated. Don't mean to berate you tho, if you are happy, sure but on the other hand, sex isn't that hard to find

>being this autistic
how does it feel to never got laid?

I thought the clue was sep 23

ask your mom's husband.

Dude, having this mindset is the kind of thing that keeps someone a virgin... If you're constantly thinking about how you haven't had sex you probably won't have it anytime soon. They just need to go about their lives and focus on their careers. A woman who appreciates them will show up eventually if they work hard and put themselves out into the world.

Which character is going to get the WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

Dahnald?

leia

No thanks, I'm tired of the cp memes.

Indeed

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But that's too obvious

>WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?
>meme'ing your own tired joke forever

i have more faith in mike stoklasa. he's usually more self-aware than h3h3

Is Jay a vampire?

>cringy attempt at humour
>anime reaction pic
amazing.

So how are we sure it's today? What hot lore did I miss?

Dubs and trips in a row

This, it's about two people connecting

>it's an RLM thread turns into an /r9k/ thread episode

Also, rampant promiscuity is a social cancer. The Sexual Revolution is the cause of our present population decline used to justify mass immigration and drive down wages. People having sex without getting married or making long term commitments destroyed the family, the foundational unit of society. Just fucking random sluts isn't as important as the culture has programmed you to think.

>go to new dealer to buy weed
>bought from him a couple of times
>go to his place wearing my RLM shirt
>we smoke
>he notices my shirt
>"ooooooh dude I used to sell weed to that guy"
>don't believe him
>he runs off
>wonder if he had to vomit or what
>comes back with a yearbook
>opens it to a point that is visibly creased, as if the book sat open on that page for years
>points to a guy
>"Michael Stow-class-aye"
>tells me that Mike was a weird nerd in high school, but the "coolest" member of his weird nerd clique
>bought weed from my dealer a couple of times
>told the dealer he wanted to do a lot of drugs and get ideas for movies
>said Mike got paranoid after 4-5 purchases
>Mike requested an intricate dead-drop purchase but the dealer didn't want to bother fucking around

Do you think Mike is still on the weed?

nice fanfic

Which video is this from?

Try being poor, fat and autistic.

Rich?
That you?

mike in full damage control mode

user toll_booth69

>wonder if he had to vomit or what
So...Milwaukee weed makes you vomit?

these guys are terrific

It would obviously be ironic and self aware that its a repeated joke

>yfw the new Plinkett video drops and the thread gets a sticky