I'm just coming for my files Marty

I'm just coming for my flies Marty

He cut it short because he thought he left marty's lawnmower running.

just cummin in your wife marty

Marty was making a landing strip for his model aircraft to land and rust ruined it.

Can someone explain this meme to me? I don't remember anything memeworthy about the scene

it's you who's not memeworthy.

depart this thread.

>letting another man mown your yard
ultra cuck

Buzz off pinhead

I'm just here to squirt up your wife's skirt, marty

"Im just here to flatten the circle of time, Marty"

What did he mean by this? Seriously?

It's a reference to his character in Kingpin.

"Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn!"

>I like fucking MY wife

kek

>the circle of time

People normally live linearly with the pleasure and pain of thinking something else is coming after death. Circle of time suggests time repeats itself eternally so make the first time count. kinda like YOLO but for eternity you have to re-watch it.

who doesn't.

it's been so long I can't even be sure this isn't a line from the show

I'm just coming for my delegates donald

it is

FOR YOU!

Rust thread? What are y'all drinking?

That's clearly a euphemism for "I just did your wife doggy-style, Marty".

My wallpaper.

>I ENJOY fucking MY wife

What did he mean by this?

He meant he was actually really busy plowing this.

How do you know if you're on your first time through?

because the every other time around you are in sleep paralysis watching the first time happen to you again.

i think thats genuinely the most terrifying thing ive read on this site.

it's Nietzsche's eternal recurrence idea which he believed sincerely and I am probably not explaining correctly.

I'm gonna look it up and read more about it. Thanks for introducing it, sounds fascinating.

you do realize the point of True Detective was to try and denounce Nietzscheans, if you like the show you can't like him kind of deal.

Not true at all. The show barely talks about Nietzsche.

>old men die

why would he say this

Why did rust fuck his wife

That sounds disgusting.

How many times did Marty fuck his daughter?

i never understood this either he just seemed really insecure my neighbor offers to cut our lawn all the time.

>Look I said, it's none of my business

I said Nietzscheans, big difference. I find the show pro-Kierkegaard with the faith/mythical elements at the end and what not.

Fucking shit this place is almost as funny as Cred Forums

I just think it's interesting to learn about all different kinds of philosophy, even if I don't agree with it.

enough to ensure every other chad will be considered unsatisfying.

He doesn't approve of cuckolds

That's the point pleb

Life is suffering

Reminder that Rust is Reddit's guy and Marty is /ourguy/

Do you prep him before he plows your property?

You're right. Well, I suppose I shall try it.

Possibly. It's not like Kierkegaard and Nietzsche were polar opposites.

Neet-chee wasn't a nihilist btw. That is a common misconception. Itchy-knees would have hated Rust.

Why did they include that scene? Why was that issue brought up? Just to show that it's damaging when they show her in the present? Seems irrelevant. Did they include anything to imply Marty diddled her?

Well i let him borrow my mower if that's what you're asking

>Marty is anti-cuckoldry
>Reddshitters are premature ejaculators
Checks out and dubs confirm

Learn to appreciate the cold sting of shit drinks and you will no longer fear death my friend

but marty is a cuck

>mowing someone's lawn for free

>being this much of a cuckold
Did you lick the lawn trimmings as they dripped off his manly muscles?

>Getting sweet tea from his hot and friendly wife

Until he punches Rust in the face and gets a divorce

A cuck would've posted a story on reddshit and stayed with her

rust was establishing dominance over marty's wife by mowing his lawn

>Not being a proper bull and plowing the shit out of the white mans lawn

People that preferred the second season are on some powerful medication.

Also I pay people to mow my lawn.

>sure ya can cum in my wife, but ya gotta mow my fuckin lawn!!

can't believe they put this in a TV show for kids

>paying to get cucked
Holy shit you must be Swedish or something

fuck off if you don't get it reddit fag

>letting another man mow your lawn
do you also pay him to fuck your wife?

The only time he did was when she came over to his shack.

...

>some strong man offered to mow my lawn last month
I-I swear I'm not a cuckold guys

Yeah, I have a stable of black bulls which I prep, and my cracker ass security system keeps out all the undesirable white males.

>The Lawnmower Man's inside your head now, Jake

I'm waiting for my ex girlfriend to let me come back to the home I once owned to pick up my lawn mower.

Now that's what I call Swedish. Well progressived friend

>let

I'm not tough enough to fight the boxer she has now and her brother is visiting.

one time i woke up noticed my wife was gone from our bed, i looked around and found her outside talking to our neighbor.

so i go outside to see what's going on and she explains he's been mowing his lawn and was offering her to mow ours, i instantly see red, get up in his face and tell him to get the fuck off my lawn and never speak to my wife again.

you NEVER mow another mans lawn. it's just another one of the well known rules between men that you do not break.

>how they affected each other as friends, detectives, and men
Muh man's life

underrated post, and I'm enjoying those dubs too friendo

It is.

Marty follows his mistress home and attacks the guy she went home with.