Jim Carrey sued for wrongful death of girlfriend

Jim Carrey sued for wrongful death of girlfriend

usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2016/09/19/jim-carrey-sued-wrongful-death-girlfriend/90704556/


I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO

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HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE

somebody sanctioned his buffoonery

>accused by his late girlfriend's husband
Wait what? His gf was a married woman? And the guy that got cucked is so butthurt he's actually suing Jim carrey for cucking him. HAHAHAHAHAHA

>sued by his late girlfriends husband

whats going on here?

it's like we're living in some pol cuck maymay world

and he's even carrying her casket when she had a husband?

wait till I tell my wife's boyfriend about this

my wifes husband's son is gonna love this story

this is great

>mfw my stepdads daughters husbands wifes son gets to be one of my late fathers pallbearers and i dont

They were seperated, ya dumbshits. Plenty of people live apart and move on without actually filing for divorce right away.

>be stressful day at work
>finally get home
>dead tired
>want nothing more than to see your wife's beautiful face
>enter house
>hears sounds form upstairs
>wat.jpg
>slowly ascend the stairs
>sounds like female moans
>grab gun
>you've put up with too much shit for this
>man jumps off your wife
>you pull out your gun
>point it at his face
>prepare to pull trigger
>all of a sudden a rumba beat starts out of nowhere
>strange man is dancing and shaking his maracas
>your hips slowly start moving to the beat
>man mariachis out of your house
>and that's how Cuban Pete made your wife go chick chicky boom chick chicky boom chick chicky boom

Holy kek

audible 90's kek

>Plenty of people live apart and move on
>still so butthurt about it that you have to try and ruin Jims career, even though it was your whore ex wife who wanted the drugs and would have obtained them anyway

You're retarded if you thought that was funny

...

>Jim "Kill The Quim" Carrey
>Jim "Cum Inside, Then Suicide" Carrey
>Jim "Rim Her Then Bin Her" Carrey
>Jim "Fuck Her Then Chuck Her" Carrey
>Jim "After We Bone, I'll Move On To Emma Stone" Carrey
>Jim "Good Afternoon, Good Evening And Good Night" Carrey
>Jim "Root Her Then Boot Her" Carrey
>Jim "Wasn't My Wife, So She Took Her Own Life" Carrey
>Jim "Couldn't Get A Knobbin', So She Pulled A Robin (Williams)" Carrey
>Jim "Once She's Done Sucking, I Do The Cucking" Carrey
>Jim "My D or an OD" Carrey
>Jim "Gave Me A Rash, Now She's In The Trash" Carrey
>Jim "She Left The Thunder, Now She's 6 Feet Under" Carrey
>Jim "Ignore Every Whore Who Asks For More" Carrey
>Jim "Dig My Gold And You'll Get Rolled" Carrey
>Jim "Took My Dick Out Her Mouth, Now It's All Gone South" Carrey
>Jim "I'm So Old Even My Heart's Stone Cold" Carrey
>Jim "Had A Carnal Feast, Now She's Deceased" Carrey
>Jim "Pump Her Then Dump Her" Carrey
>Jim "Weirdo With A Beard-o" Carrey
>Jim "Pop Her Then Drop Her" Carrey
>Jim "This Is One Death Ace Will Take No Time At All To Solve" Carrey
>Jim "Bad Granddad" Carrey
>Jim "She's Unstable, Better Feed Her My 'Cable' (Guy)" Carrey
>Jim "Blew In Her, Now Ruin Her" Carrey
>Jim "Make That Slut Cut" Carrey
>Jim "Gave Me Head, Now She's Dead" Carrey
>Jim "Masturbate On Her, Then Excommunicate Her" Carrey
>Jim "That Was Funny, Now Time For Cunny" Carrey
>Jim "Get To Know, Then Drop That Hoe" Carrey
>Jim "It's Not Murder If I Didn't Touch Her" Carrey
>Jim "For Me It Was Tuesday" Carrey
>Jim "Pops" Carrey
>

Kill yourself

Hahahaha holy shit.

>doesn't want me to imagine jim carrey's elaborate pull out method

somebody stop me!

You first you fucking piece of shit.

yep once a beta always a beta

OMG best laugh of the day

>thinking some half-assed unimagined green text is funny

You must be 12 years old

>give exgf pills
>she kills herself

SOMEBODY STOP ME

I think he should be charged.
What he did is exactly like giving a child a loaded gun and the child blowing their head off.

>don't even get married to gf
>she dies
>have to end up paying alimony to her husband

fucking lol

I can understand this desu
>friend wants to commit suicide
>convinces you of their insanity
>you help them
That or she was just asking for drugs and he knew nothing about her wanting to kill herself, just that she wanted painkillers and he decided to supply.

>Jim "Bend over or it's over" Carrey
>Jim "Do the dishes or sleep with the fishes" Carrey
>Jim "I'm glad you're sad" Carrey

I miss that meme.

>>Jim "My D or an OD" Carrey

Inspired.

P-A-R-T-WHY?

BECAUSE I'M SICK OF HER

Include me in the reddit screencap bro! OMGAW LAWL THIS IS EPIC 10 10 BREAD IN TEH OVEN LEET SHIT HERE MATE!

There are worse ways to get cucked.

THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
EYEEEEES
IT'S THE ONLY THING
THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE AAAAACHE

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Apparently her husband is a scientologist
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KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES

GOD IS DEAD AND NO ONE CARES IF THERE IS A HELL I'LL SEE YOU THERE

>when you're such a pathetic man that you want your wife's boyfriend to give you allowance

>Mark Burton, an Oregon man who was married to Cathriona White, 30, at the time of her death, when she had been in a relationship with Carrey

Me, Myself And Your wife
Fun With My Dick In Your Wife
Ace Ventura: Go To Your Cuckshed

>It's a Truman causes his gf's death episode

Wonder how he'll get out of this one guys!

KEK
KEK
KEK

Literally textbook definition of cuckolding

How can one man be so cucked?