What was his end game?

Does she have back problems?

There's a difference between trying in a normal way and doing cringy shit like an autist.

>me in the nike shirt

Her back's fine. Her front is a little messed up because she had cancer when she was a baby.

But still there's the chance of getting rejected which I don't understand how people can just take that. I have a poor enough opinion of myself, I don't need it confirmed. I'm """""""""happy"""""""""" alone with my beer and porn and kino

>embarrassing yourself for this

Has chad shot his cum over those scars?

Maybe he was embarrassing himself for this.

Didn't he become a chad?
I think this was a valuable lesson for him. Knowing when you hit rock bottom is good.

why does that girl have such a weird body?

Eventually you won't fear rejection, it will be replaced with a fear of acceptance. A woman saying YES to a date will be more frightening to you.

she's no jojo

Tbqh it's only embarrassing if you make a big deal and care that much. Most times I don't give a fuck if I don't get the girl, there's always other girl after that.

Someone willing putting themselves out there like that will eventually develop alpha tendencies. You know who won't? People who sit at their computer all day visiting the same websites and never leaving their comfort zone.

>kino
Take a guess at how I know you're a faggot

>mfw girls think it's cute/hot when a guy is 2+ feet taller than her and he has to awkwardly bend down to kiss her

There's not a sign of him in her Instagram. I don't know what happened to him.

Cancer when she was two.

>A woman saying YES to a date will be more frightening to you.
kek, literally me tbqh

You sucked his dick?

Well no shit Mr manlet

Maybe if every cell in your body isn't autistic. My existence is a joke, I'm like the human version of a pug.

>that projection
cmon mate, you'll get there one day. Just be yourself.

That was some quick damage control

What is this

No, he never got near her, obviously.
But I remember last time there was a thread about this someone put up his fb or instagram pictures.
To be fair, some people just keep fucking up. Like they double down on the cringe.

That's why I pick my gf up to kiss her

An autist's attempt at love.

his endgame was to put his peepee in his vajayjay

Are you really implying that doesn't sum up a huge portion of this site? Lurk more.

the fuck is this

>But I remember last time there was a thread about this someone put up his fb or instagram pictures.
I'd like to see those. I hope he did alright.

what's this show called? losers?

How can he not see everyone in that room is cringing or laughing at him?

Nobody has a picture of Garret currently?

youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc

The only thing I cringed at were her totally awkward reactions

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I always thought 2 was kind of cute.

The power of autism compels him

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don't forget the ending

:^)

Wait no, shit. I'm sorry. I remember who I was thinking of. It was that "I just want to play video games" song guy. R.I.P.

did that girl grow up to be madison chandler?

She looks like she can beat him up.

her body structure is fucking grotesque

This guy could land a date with her, and Garret could only get that pity hug.

>doesn't know to put head to the left when hugging

Literally his first hug and he fucked it up on camera. Maybe he should have practiced that instead.

you fucking autist

Garrett pls

this video never gets old.

who is that thick'un on the right?

geez carmenblazis settle down

Hey there, manlet.

Can you like me? I can't find it.

>Tbh Garrett you are more of a brother to me than my actual brother is

Carmen a straight savage

Yeah the difference is if you're 3, even 4 points above the girl you're approaching or not.

Link me I mean. Link me.

this is a classic but I haven't seen the video in a long time, can anybody link it?

Knew a guy in high school who looked like Jaws from Moonraker. He was really smart and went off to a good college. Last I heard, he's a bad alcoholic and hates women. I feel sorry for the dudes like this.

Jesus, that ultimate friendzoning.

>that rapid, nervous back patting

Makes me cringe even more than the failed kiss attempt. You never pat girls on the back when you hug them.

Who had it worse, Garret or Evan?

youtube.com/watch?v=gRZNQ06kWyc

Man, I laughed at the fucker before for his misguided decision to 'woo' the blond chick with autist dance, but shit like this makes me feel bad for him.

>sorry but i dont like white chocolate

...

Holy Christ, this dude has some form of autism. It hurts to watch.

God damn.

Inside of the queer dancing thing, he should've started lifting. He's got a decent enough face that with a good body he could pull pussy no matter how awkward he is.

he keeps getting friend zoned

this is what happens when you're not aggressive enough with grills

Garret's just a guy who fucked up and nobody tried to stop him.
Evan has a medical condition.
I'm gonna go with Evan.

>shitty genes filled with cancer
>nasty stomach
>facial beauty peaked at like 14

Garrett dodged a bullet desu

Is that the same guy?

At least he isn't wearing a fedora.

>yfw an autist is excelling at Harvard
news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2015/03/senior-named-churchill-scholar/

for everybody ITT looking for a link

youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc

>pedo has no empathy

Color me surprised.

What do you expect? He probably doesn't have a social life.

>tfw my name is garrett

fuck

>the look in her eyes

You just KNOW

>you will never be this smart

Fuck. I've always been horrible with math but this just makes me feel like shit for not having at least tried harder when I was younger.

If it makes you feel any better, someday everyone will be dead and even the most important people in history will be forgotten.

Definately cringed but he's a pretty good dancer. Gain some weight and wear clothes that fit, seems like a put together kid just needs to be exposed to more human interactions thats not his parents seems like

If you've been horrible at math no surge of studying through divine motivation will change that. Your brain organ is embarrassing.

THE NEET WINS AGAIN

Kids like him generally peak at university, when they're past school bullying and before they have to maintain social skills in a job.

No shit, you fucking retard. You faggots use autist as a buzzword so much you've forgotten what it entails. It would be surprising to see him NOT succeed academically.

You're just a ray of sunshine

Then why aren't you or everybody else on this Mongolian tapestries exchange attending Harvard or Cambridge?

>tfw your so undesirable you've never even been friendzoned

Because you're using it as a buzzword again. The majority of this site is not truly autistic at all.

Evan is most certainly autistic.

Not all people with autism are savants, user. Plenty of high functioning people with ASDs don't go to college and can barely hold jobs.

the cringe is real

>if you're autistic you must be brilliant at something
Oh I see you've been watching too many hollywood feel good shitfests.

what an ugly moron

poor boy, but why is it that average males think they have the right to get an above average girl ? why don't they want someone of their league?

>THE NEET WINS AGAIN
Not sure what your getting at, he's a better dancer than I am, well hip hop dancer I guess. Im saying he's not a lost cause by a long shot. He needs to fail with girls a bunch(don't see this being a problem), maybe get a little depressed, start listening to some alternative or pop punk music for awhile, start drinking and going to parties until he finds one he's not completely pity invited to, get banged by some drunk chick, wake one day realize hes 28 with no direction and the drinking now happens everyday, every morning, fight off the soul crushing depression, drink more, see friends and smile like nothings wrong as they become more and more worried and start to distance themselves from you, drink m... OH GOD

>seriously tho if she's 12 I'm 12

I graduated from an Ivy, stop projecting you fucking mongoloid.

That face he makes when she tells him he spelled the word wrong.

I think about that a lot. I dunno man. I still need to be able to provide for myself in the interim before I stop existing forever. I also want to do my parents proud, but I sucked dick at math so I could never position myself to be on a career track for a reliable, clear-cut job.

I feel like with enough studying and effort I could definitely learn/learned math better. You don't have to be a genius or "left-brained" to be good at math, and even the smartest of people study.

He's so fucking smart though he could easily land a job despite lacking social skills. He'll have connections from his school and at the very least, the Harvard stamp on his CV will make most employers wet

Ever since my last friendzone I've refused to interact with women beyond friendly pleasantries. I refuse to embarrass myself and look like a fucking pathetic retard. I'll just live with porn for the rest of my life.

Garrett, this is getting sad.

I bet she enjoyed that

Who the fuck is Garrett?

Yeah he'll get a great paying job but he will struggle to fit in to the real world. He will probably be happiest if he stays in a research role based out of a university.

He will always desire to push boundaries but most work places you'll just meet people who want to keep the status-quo.

Move to a city, or on the edges of a city. I'm moving to Nashville in a year to be a machinist. I don't give a fuck about owning a 2 story home, or a new car every year. I just want to lift, buy comics, and game. College is a scam. You're paying tens of thousands of dollars for a piece of paper, which is funny, because all that information is free online.

fuck off

That's real? kek for the love of god
poor little fuck

Yeah he pegged me as a research type, or someone who works as like the head of an IT department for some corporate giant.

That Harvard alumni status is more than enough to secure him plenty of jobs though.

Too late, I already spent my four years on a degree that is useless unless you keep going to school for another 2 or 4-6. Haven't done shit with it and just been living at home with my dad as I try to figure out what the fuck to do and how to do it. I would rather be self-sufficient and invest in my own hobbies and myself but I'm just a sack of shit

>they replay it from a second angle

Damn...

Imagine being Alexa in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Garret, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fedora and horrific autistic dance. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another Chad in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Alexa and not only stand there while he flaunts his disgusting body in front of yourself, the favorable lighting barely concealing his acne and leathery skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his beta fucking visage but his autistic attitude as everyone on set tells him you've STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GARRET LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his beta fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of jocks and chads for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his fedora as you suck it in to writhe it suggestively at yourself, sadly assured that you are not enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in your "statuesque (for that is what the director calls you)" beauty, the beauty you fruitlessly worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could smash every single mirror in this room before the props master could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Alexa . You're not going to lose your continued acting career over this. Just bear it. Contort your face and bear it.

His end game?
End up fucking her
didn't work out