HEY BRO!!!

I was that guy, I would do only Yiffy's and I had an even better treatment. I would burn Yiffy's to a DVD, then convert that to VHS using a VHS to DVD converter, you have to change the insides to get it to do it in reverse, then I'd convert it back to DVD. Quality was super shitty, but everyone else had no other choice because they were scared or some shit. It doesn't matter because I always got a kick out of them complaining about quality, but they were always coming back. I could fit dozens of movies on a single 4gb flash drive and through my years in the dorm, I went through a total a 5 VHSs, the quality getting worse towards the end of its life.

I have this drive, but I use it exclusively for porn.
All my movies and shows are on my NAS.

dont those have high failure rates the more TBs you go?

What? Being nice to people it's actually a very good way to socialize and make new friends despise whatever /r9K/ have you believe

Get about a thousand flicks from based YIFY.

it depends on the drive.
it used to be going over 2TB per drive was a bad idea but it's gotten better.
Don't buy a cheap 8TB Seagate archive HDD and expect good reliability though, you get what you pay for.

>YIFY to DVD to VHS to DVD
u out did YIFY, congrats

>sure bro

hook up usb. paste entire downloads folder and copy onto his drive until ive run out of stuff or his harddrive is full

literally 10 seconds of effort for 100 hours of enjoyment for him. would do this even for my worst enemy

every western digital external has failed on me so thats why i get seagate now 4+ years and still no problems

What's wrong with YIFY?

>brother still watches streams in le current year
>ask him why not torrent
>says he doesn't want to wait for the download

WD and Seagate are about as bad as each other honestly.
There was a chart floating around that made Seagate look terrible for reliability but more recently their consumer level drives are pretty comparable.

If you really want reliability HGST and Toshiba often get recommended.
Otherwise it's just kind of luck, I have an 8 year old WD drive that's still working.

>mfw put Black Sails on hard drives for at least 2 people but nobody will give it a chance

Sleepaway Camp.

>waiting for download in le current year

to be real it'd look just as bad if the source was a 25gb BD source if he's doing that shit to it

kek

say no

>tfw no megavideo anymore

woah bro what the fuck bro what are you hiding bro, those are movies right??

>want to torrent movies for good quality to watch with friends
>but we use rabbit.cast to watch putlocker/netflix
>actually streaming a movie would cause delay for viewers, ruining bro-time experience

Wat do? Download movies in good quality and reupload to private streaming site?

>not picking up a camera remaking the film yourself and putting on the hard drive

Pleb. You should've seen the normies face when he watched my version of 12 years a slave

>I hope this doesn't happen in American colleges
I was known as the movie buff and was often asked to give recommendations. People stopped asking pretty quickly though.

doing a Be Kind Rewind would be to much effort

I bet you recommended shit like Pulp Fiction, you faggot redditor.

>People stopped asking pretty quickly though

I have a feeling it was the complete opposite

>wat do /tv ?
200 YIFY releases of The Pest

Holy KEK

You should have done this but recorded the video from your monitor with a camera to make the quality shittier with a large file size.

ya but they're movies of me having sex with your mom

Give him all my VHS and VCD rips.

Well, if you're trying to get people to not talk yo you anymore, I guess that's one way to go about it.

...

Give him a bunch of normie tier marvel movies then sneak a folder full of cp on there and call the party van on him

Is this supposed to be one of those "moms gonna freak" jokes?
I honestly has never seen Normie's complaining about camrips.

any real evidence? lower is just the same image with a filter

Kill yourself, fagger, I'm not loading you shit.

hi YIFY

Format and use it as your own.

1TB is pretty good for yify sized media

Give him Sergio Leone's westerns, Kurosawa samurai flicks, maybe a little Zatoichi, and The Sting.

Load it with a bunch of JAV's

hey bro are you fucking meme'ing me I found all this reddit shit, where's the good stuff

I ask him if he has an Anvil of his own.

but you watch it on bigscreen, 3m far.

There's nothing wrong with YIFY, he caters to those with potato internets or potato 20 year old 14" CRT monitors where you can't even spot the difference in quality. Mexicans, Brazilians, Spanish, etc.

They make the majority of movie piracy, so it's no surprise YIFY is like a Godsend for them. To everyone else, they just download a better version and that's that, no harm done.

Heard wrong brah, I connect to movieguy wifi when it comes on and copy a recent movie but I delete em straight after.

Fill it with that one picture of Kevin Spacey over and over again.

>normie tier marvel movies
>geek shit now = normie
wtf happened

Yify was for shit movies like the avengers or thor.

i like how you threw Spanish in there too lol

Spain is a first world european country

Then why are there so many torrents specifically Spanish-dubbed, and if the movie is old enough, has more seeders than the original version?

south americans

give them 5 200gb movies then mumble shit about "muh bitrate" as they just go and watch yify rips anyway

Oh okay, my mistake

Nerd and geek culture has been high jacked by normies, they're hip nerds, they wear stylish nerd haircuts and star wars t-shirts.
You nerds have been put aside, once again, from your own way of life.

Should you really trust a single HDD with all your data?

What are you even gonna fill that with, 4k movies separated entirely into individual .png images

plex

>he doesn't have 6 x 6TB WD RED PROS

Kys.

Y-you too

KEK. Yify's x264 presets were shite! Fuck off back to ledd*t, kid.

>2016
>not living at home with mom and dad

Lol

I'd only be able to give him a few movies. Shit, I'm holding Mad Men in 1080p and it's 600gbs. Sopranos is near 500gbs. People want television shows like GoT (400gbs) and can't get over how big they are. My gf downloads Yify and I says I'm a quality 'snob'. I am, but I can afford to be

I offered a mate a 720p transparent encode of Taxi Driver @12gbs. He was astonished. Thought it would be under 800mbs.

>watching the hd version of taxi driver and sopranos

What are you retarded? HD kills the setting.

I kind of get what you mean. When I watched the new scans of Alien, you can almost see the artifice of the set. But man, these shows look great in true 1080p.. The Sopranos and The Wire were 4:3 on the dvds with next to no detail and grain.

This looks great.

I give that boy the finest YIFY™ rips so he can have countless movies to watch

Fuck me that is pretty

tell him to fuck off

Those need external power, you fucking loser.

MCU was normie trash from day 1. TBBT started a year prior and the IT Crowd both showed normies how they can be nerds so they can throw hip internet memes at each other, get attention from their peers and then some.

lol

Looks garbage in both pictures. How about a non cartoon movie?

Time to move schools user.

Should have planned for this day.

Give him 1000 YIFY flicks

fucking plebs, sails is great.

Give him what I've got. Probably just A through M though.

>have MakeMKV
>start ripping blu rays through netflix mail
>every blue ray is between 24 and 36 gigs just for the main movie
>people are satisfied with 1-2gig rips with horrible color, bitrate and shadows

Primarily Michael Mann films/Night-based films.

Yes, people are satisfied and will continue being satisfied with that. Notable changes will matter only on big enough screens, and most people don't watch things on these.
Keep upset :)

Fuck you Yiffy you homo

>start with the greeks

Kek

Kek

put on movies like 2 fast 2 furious and i now pronounce you chuck and larry. or open other movies in editing software and jumble the scenes around so it wont make any sense. or tyler durden some split-second clips of porn into the movies. there's lots of funny shit you could do if this actually happened

1 TB of BLACKED porn

>put cp on it
>call cops

put see pee on it
lol

Best Mare Pack + Gaybeast site rip

Way to be bros. And then you wonder why you are friendless virgins

Better than associating with faggots.

Dark knight rises x100000

Crashing his external drive... With no survivors.

No motherfucker, that's not how it works, you tell me what genres you are into then you tell me the movies you liked the most and then i try to find something similar for your non kino tastes.

Or just load shitloads of dolphin porn, whatever.