>Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from her husband, she cited irreconcilable differences in the split from Brad Pitt, and requested sole physical custody of their 6 children.
>Our sources say the reason for the split is an affair that Pitt engaged in whilst out of the country. When visiting Paris, Pitt and fellow actor Leonardo DiCaprio are alleged to have been involved in a threesome with a local weather girl. Brad Pitt's "Moneyball" co-star Jonah Hill could not comment on these allegations when questioned, as he had apparently left the room before anything happened.
Zachary Martin
9/10 OP
appreciate the effort
Jack Hill
quality post, OP.
Dylan Mitchell
Good job, OP.
Jose Jenkins
OP was not a fag.
Brody Wilson
fucking kek OP
Isaiah Richardson
Holy shit, OP.
Easton Jenkins
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Blake Bennett
more like arm pitt
Grayson Morris
I mean it's not really funny but you deserve a (You) anyway
Carter Reed
>I'll leave......you..stupid dumb dumb head....b-bitch." How will he ever recover?
Henry Wright
Nice.
Camden Watson
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Sebastian Stewart
You're too good for Cred Forums. Find a job in Hollywood, and get rich, OP. You deserve it.
Andrew Johnson
Gold
David Ross
i was in the other thread and there were like hundreds of instances of the word "niglet"
you people really are low scum
Gavin Lee
Very nice op
Joshua Hernandez
can i save that rare Draper?
Thomas Harris
kek and you got trips aswell, here is your (you)
Landon Barnes
while this place is going to be insufferable all day due to the news, this should be the only post about the topic. bravo, OP. in a board that's constantly bombarded with submorons who mistake memes for wit, this post is actually quite funny. bravo!
now i'm off for the day b/c i aint suffering all the damn posts about it, even those that slip through filters. fuck that. peace out, bitches
Luis White
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Jaxon Gutierrez
Sure
Christopher Rodriguez
He should file for custody of his real children and let her keep the foreign excrements.
James Gutierrez
>Foreign excrements
Samuel Peterson
You chose the wrong woman, dipshit.
Carson Parker
>ywn spitroast hot weather bimbos with your bro leo
Landon James
Got a laugh out of me mate
Lucas Rivera
thanks, have a Pete webm in return
Owen Smith
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Charles Brooks
>chose the attractive one with the gorgeous accent over ugly retard bitch Nah
Benjamin Miller
Neither would be the correct choice. He should have been fucking 20 year olds this whole time. Then he wouldn't be stuck with nigger babies from all over the world.
Easton Torres
fucking kek
Jose Rogers
good job OP
Asher Richardson
Good for him.
Jaxson Ramirez
Plot twist: the local weather girl was Tobey Maguire.
Hudson Brooks
lmao
Parker Price
>>Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from her husband, she cited irreconcilable differences in the split from Brad Pitt, and requested sole physical custody of their 6 children. >>Our sources say the reason for the split is an affair that Pitt engaged in whilst out of the country. When visiting Paris, Pitt and fellow actor Leonardo DiCaprio are alleged to have been involved in a threesome with a local weather girl. Brad Pitt's "Moneyball" co-star Jonah Hill could not comment on these allegations when questioned, as he had apparently left the room before anything happened.
Good one OP
Cameron Wood
>Brad and Leo get to tag-team a hot chick >Jonah gets told to fuck off and cant get in on the action
Austin Flores
Nice, OP, very nice.
Connor Bailey
>requested sole physical custody of their 6 children
Lucky bastard
Sebastian Harris
Turns out the "weather girl" was George Clooney
Levi Collins
>jennifer aniston >attractive people like you are hilarious
Jose Garcia
Poor Jonah
Gavin Thomas
Great post
Cooper Watson
It's funny how people assume Brad Pitt is some kind of chad who fucks anyone he wants just because he looks good. He's actually not very social at all, just by his nature.
Brad is beta as fuck and Angelina is his best (and only) true friend, other than maybe George Clooney. He's even come out and said that he thinks he may be faceblind.
Jaxson Flores
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Isaac Gonzalez
It took me an extremely long time to get the op. Why did the Jonah Hill thing take off so hard here? Is it because this board knows all about getting shit on by girls?[/Spoiler]
Cameron Bennett
>When visiting Paris, Pitt and fellow actor Leonardo DiCaprio I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING
Asher Stewart
I.... I don't understand
Adrian Green
Excellent
Eli Diaz
>after making her laugh "a lot."
Jacob Morris
Why wouldn't he sleep with another woman? It's not like Angelina has got tits or a fanny anymore...
Isaac Morales
>marrying a cheat >get cheated on This always fucking happens.