Is it kino?

vimeo.com/54197101

That was alright. I want to know what happens next, so watching chapter 2 now.

God fucking dammit user, why would you do this to me.

there's 34 chapters user
and he's making more

My fucking man, I love this shit.

Adam & Joe's critique of it was a highlight of their radio show.
youtube.com/watch?v=MTaCoEufViQ

P-P-P-PACKAGE?!

ep 11 is the best

Fuck I love this thing, years since I've seen it

i can't tell if he was completely joking when he created these, and that's part of the appeal. there are scenes and lines in the series that are funny, but the vocal stuff he's doing is very talented. i love it.

I've stopped at the end of chapter 7 for now, as that's an alright place to pause. I'm ashamed to say it's been really enjoyable. And no, not joking or being ironic or anything.

He seamlessly weaves tongue in cheek aspects of the narrative within an impressive vocal performance to create a video opera fit for the modern age. There's no shame in taking pleasure in it, if Victorian era aristocrats and patricians were alive in America today this is what they would take in for pleasure.

Shit was fucking cash but where's the rest? I wanna finish this fucking story once and for all

AND I PULL OUT MY GUN

>mfw R Kelly dies and they air this in full on TV

i have no face

BITCH MOVE!

SHE MOVES!

It hasn't been made yet

He does more every couple of years

I hear there's gonna be a movie and more parts. I'm not sure about the state of things because the last time I heard about this series, the world was supposed to end.

>he puts on a southern accent to do Bridget's lines
My fucking sides.

>Bridget's name was actually foreshadowing the midget reveal due to the rhyme structure

>my fucking sides
If you watch the newer one you can tell he wants to laugh too

>Last one I remember was the pimp pastor guy, saying something about "the package" and everyone was on the phone or in bubbles or something.

That was 9 years ago.

Robert "piss on jelly on her belly" Kelly needs to hurry his ass up

kek

It's literally, unironically him saying they might all have HIV now. We may actually get an R. Kelly rendition of "Everyone Has AIDS" from Team America in our lifetimes.

I can't fucking handle this.

AND THE MAN

WAS A MIDGET

midget

midget

What do you guys think of trapped in the drive thru by weird al? I like it personally

This shit is genuinely hypnotic

It was the other way around, he had to find a gun that was well known and rhymed with a lot of words

He plays 3 people in the original and 4 in the new one lol

So was this intentionally hilarious?

I would say so except nothing else in R Kelly's life suggests he has a sense of humour

Realistically he could have just gone with Glock, but Glocks are too cheap and utilitarian, lacking the elegance a firearm requires for a man of Sylvester's stature.

Yeh he seems to take himself very seriously.

I know this is a terrible picture, but you have to watch the commentary. It's you, watching R Kelly watching Trapped in the Closet. He turns to the camera and tells you about things in the scene.

link it

Anybody know where I can find all the chapters for download in mp3 format? My PC's fucked at the moment but I want to listen to it on my phone on the go.

Trapped In The Closet lowkey classic af

also: youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2Ieme6hXk

>he meant to post the video version
m.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ1ADWvK9TI

I know you can use YouTube to MP3 to download them onto your computer but idk how to do it from just a phone

soundcloud.com/epigrammatic/sets/trapped-in-the-closet

I know there's Youtube downloaders for Android, but they're all outside of the Play store and I don't know which ones might be shady or not.
>Preview
Fuck Soundcloud for coming out with a pay version.

Brother Mouzone, is that you?

Best kino around.

I watched it maybe 9 years ago. Give or take a year or two or five. I have bad memory man.

>checks under the bed
>then opens the dresser
>he looks at the closet
>I pull out my beretta

Doppelkek. I love how that escalates. Dude goes full nigga from "hey sorry I'm fucking your wife" to "he lookin' at me? now this shit just turned into murder/robbery".

The Youtube Poops of this are fucking great desu

It's fucking useless. It's making fun of something that's already making fun of something. And it doesn't even manage to be as funny as the original. Ergo, it's pointless. Also Al completely misses the point of it being like a soap opera and not just "black people drama".

A MIDGET

Now throw that shit out.

youtube.com/watch?v=G5MoZ5PzDQo

I forgot how funny this was
Trapped in the Closet is pure rapkino

>lookin at me
>turned to murder/robbery
r kelly is that you?

>Smoking weed in here tron? that is crazier than a fish with titties!

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G O A T
O
A
T

This is actually kino. This is it.

When R. Kelly weaves the narratives together to create a multifaceted and engrossing narrative while singing, I can't help but have my heart warmed.

He's a big guy for me. I truly salute him.

"I pulled out my Beretta" and "MAN...was a MIDGET...midget...midget" will live in infamy.

I personally put a flash drive with Trapped In the Closet in a time capsule in 2010.

G O A T
O
A
T

The best thing I have ever seen

>I personally put a flash drive with Trapped In the Closet in a time capsule in 2010.

>"Pastor say 'Chuck let's meet at our spot, the Holiday Inn"
>"And then?"
>"That's when"
>"When what?"
>"OHHH, TOOK ANOTHER SHOT OF THAT GIN!"

Dig it up and post it on a file download site for me plz ;_;

>Aint no pigeon gonna shit on you listening to me

>rap

it's R&B

R Kells should do some toilet kino.

>implying anyone in any video R. Kelly is in ever makes it to a toilet

we all channel his holiness sometime.
specially when he pee on u.

BEST LINE COMIN THRU

>Hol' up I just wanna talk to you for a minute
>She starts screaming Roxxane's name real loud
>This bitch come runnin from the back with a skillet

Also best end, that ep

>...we take tae-bo classes
>...I will kill both a yall knucklehead asses
>...asses
>...asses

So what does Sylvester actually do for a living?

Brings down the tension in intense domestic conflicts.

But why does he have to deal with the italians?

>Italians
>not beating their wives
Did you really have to ask?

lol this shit was so cash when it dropped

I think he started making these when he was under trial for the sex tape

yes

I FUCKING HATE THAT IT TAKES YEARS FOR NEW EPISODES

watched all 34 parts with my family last xmas. it was incredible

yes, completely and unironically, not memeing at all

youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2Ieme6hXk

He's a drug dealer who also doesIf you watch the new parts you can tell when he goes to me himself with 1 eye

Lmao thank you senpai I was rewatching the whole thing before class and when that part came I died

>she said baby come back to bed!
>he said Bitch say no mooooooooooore

youtube.com/watch?v=7putw2A4FiI

>video is 10 years old

>I close my mouth, swallow spit
>yo this is some crazy shit

> there are people on this board RIGHT NOW that haven't seen the greatest hiphopera of all time

Come on guys. What are you doing?

Masterpiece's take time man.

I watch Trapped in the Clauset every Christmas

it's Hip Hopera.

...

then this beautiful bastard shows up

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>mfw the cop that pulled Sylvester over turned out to be the guy Sylvester's wife was fucking

>you been through a lotta shit
>plus i got a ticket

Now that I think about it, was the whole purpose of this R. Kelly saying he was gay?

don't leave us Irish and the Scots out. we like to beat our women too. and they beat us back, if they're sauced up enough. it's fun.

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Mcfarlin has a thing for boys being stuck in a girls school locker

>on youtubes
>chapters 1-33
>playlist only has 22 videos
nigger what? where?

MORE LIKE PINO...

PINO GRIGIO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It turned to shit when he started referring to his character in third person.

>THEN I PULL OUT MY BERETTA
>pulls out a 1911

most people aren't gun autists who care about pointless shit like that.

R Kelly makes fun of this himself in the making of video

>JOEY SAYS FUHGEDDABADDIT

I can think of few things better than this

>some shitty lame-ass normie music video
>Cred Forums praises it as kino

Damn this place is quite literally ͏reddit not isn't it?

>I said "You always get a cheeseburger!"
>She says "That's not what I'm hungry for."
>I put my head in my hands and screamed,
>"I don't know who you are anymore!"
Had nothing to do with nigger drama and yes he grokked it 100%

dis breddy gud

>Sex
>Breathing
What else?
t. Underage who's probably never watched it

>music video

You do know there's WAYY more than one of these, right?

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T. Numale

>Music video
You can tell you weren't born when the first 22 chapters came out

Gotta go to Vimeo senpai

but that's like saying
>and i hopped in my coupe
when its really a van

or rather
>and then i pulled out my fork
when its really a spoon

danke based user

Are there any theaters that show this regularly like some do RHPS and The Room?

>a theater full of nigs watching this shit and commentating
>especially younger ones who havent even seen this shit

Would die of exhaustion from laughing.

Fuck I need this.
Think Tarantino would do that shit at his theater?
Wouldn't be surprised if he had a whole day dedicated to it

It shoulve won oscars

It's brilliant

Episode 9 is unreal