I figured that the best way to watch them is among friends and with some booze and had launched a monthly meet-up with friends to watch two of them curated by me.
Obviously I take cues from RLM as BOTW really fired my interest in the subject but I've ran into the issue of actually obtaining them. Most are available on youtube but with shitty hardcoded russian dubs or ads so it's out of the question.
We watched The Room (which I hadn't seen previously) and it was just marvelous - a highly quotable movie with Wiseau being the deadpan actor of the century, and topped it off with Samurai Cop (my second watch).
Now I'm struggling to download the "Order of the Black Eagle" off a shitty low-seed torrent and were wondering if there is something that I don't know, like a private tracker dedicated to this stuff or something.
Also, recommend movies.
From what I watched I can recommend: The Room Samurai Cop Miami Connection Toxic Avenger Troll 2 Double Down (fuck it's autistic)
They were all fucking fantastic, next is line is the "Order..." like I've said and the so-called Turkish Star Wars which looks crazy as fuck just from the previous.
try cinemageddon if it's still up these day, haven't used it in years
some guy i know actually buy them off the internet, he's "that guy" in our group, he actually has a shelf where he displays them in his game room.
Ethan Hughes
I used to have bad movie/pizza nights with my roommate when we had nothing to do that night and were the only ones around. That tradition started after Sandy hit us because we just got power back and so did some food places. We rarely do it now because of work and gfs, but at least mine can appreciate why some bad movies are fun to watch. We watched The Room twice in one sitting because she enjoyed it so much.
Kevin Morgan
It's been down for about a month, some butthurt faggot is DDOSing the site because the mods yelled at him. It's the most autistic shit I've ever seen and I need my Vinegar Syndrome remastered 70's porn goddamn it.
Asher Williams
kek that reeks of typical tracker drama. god i hate that good trackers bother with forums, but i guess that the elite users who live for piracy need some attention and e-peen stroking.
Isaiah Watson
Well, everything is better with booze. and friends. you get a booze and friend multiplier going, everything is great. but for a bad movie to be enjoyable while alone? That's difficult
Isaac Flores
>Where do you get your shitty films bros? netflix, it's literally full of shitty films I've found b-movies that I thoroughly enjoyed.
body parts beast within the keep sometimes they come back
Luis Williams
Shit. I noticed the name as a tag for some of the torrents but trying to enter it produced a blank page. Fucking kids, goddamn.
Can anyone recommend any space-related movies? From what I see most of the movies that tackle the subject end up being on Earth but I wonder if anyone really went balls-to-the-wall shitty sets and faux-space interiors instead of using the setting as an excuse.
Joseph Myers
>at friends house >his neighbors come over >none of them want to watch surf nazis must die what the fuck. we ended up watching pay it forward fuck that movie
Brayden Hall
One of my favorite older space movies is Robinson Crusoe On Mars. It's very dated of course but it's still really good and Criterion released a beautiful transfer of it not that long ago.
Parker Lewis
>you will never watch all those b-movies you hear about in other movies and tv shows
Ayden Foster
Is it true that the drama started with a woman? That's fucking hysterical.
Christian Roberts
I tried watching that with another group of friends years ago. Even with a premise like that, we couldn't keep interested how long the traveling scenes took.
Adam Campbell
The Keep is Michael Mann and Tangerine Dream, it's great but the studios did a hack job on it because he wanted it to be over three hours long. I doubt we'll ever see the true original intended cut of that.
Sometimes They Come Back is great cheesy 90's low budget King. If you like that I suggest finding The Night Flier, but don't look up the box art because it spoils the movie because whoever made the box art is goddamn retard.
If you're into Lovecraft and Re-Animator look for a movie called The Resurrected (Alternate title Shatterbrain). It's underrated as fuck. You can actually find a decent copy of it on youtube last time I checked.
>the studios did a hack job on it because he wanted it to be over three hours long.
Wrong. The cut released is Mann's, even though the studio didn't give him the money he wanted to shoot more scenes for the ending. The three hour cut would have been the initial edit featuring everything shot but never intended as the final release edit.
Easton Thomas
The Keep on netflix was in good quality, I was only able to find a vhs rip online.
Nolan Howard
The best version is the hdtv capture which uses the same master as the laserdisc, with the netflix audio. It's on MySpleen and Cinemageddon.
Jeremiah Sullivan
I have no idea, I just wish they would all grow up and I could go back to getting obscure horror movies off there before Halloween is here. I got goddamn Google Fiber just so I could download and super seed torrents on private trackers like that one and then not even a day after it was installed this whole bullshit went down.
Well shit, Rue Morgue magazine needs to fact check better because that's where I read that. Oh well, I'd still like to see it more fleshed out than what we have.
Hmm looks okay but I doubt it would keep up the zany atmosphere for it's whole run... From the trailer I see that it's more of 'the science is wacky' type of movie than a hackjob made by a retard with the heart of gold.
I get the same feeling with "Message from Space" which is pretty out-there but never really crosses the threshold... Who knows what the japs did in the long run, though.
The Sword and the Sorcerer is pure shit kino. It's the only film I have saved that's genuinely shit. It's a fun, fairly short film to laugh at.
Jace Taylor
I literally can't but I know I love it and everything else Neil Breen has ever touched. Those are more movies I got off Cinemageddon.
Ryder Bailey
those movies aren't even that bad
Justin Hughes
Hes the best with computers, he has ALL of the medals. The governments of the world have to pay him with enough cans of tuna or he will poison everyone with anthrax. Can anyone withstad the power and genius.....of Doubledown?
Ayden Brown
Sadly the only place I could find this was on Cinemageddon but if you ever can get your hands on a copy do it. It's the pinnacle of unintentionally hilarious for the wrong reasons blaxploitation.
Ian Long
I found a ddl link on here rarelust.com/the-six-thousand-dollar-nigger-1978/
Aiden Edwards
Get it! I promise you won't be disappointed. It's like they were all high on PCP and filmed it with a potato.
Hunter Johnson
Yup, saw it as well but I think I was very drunk... Will have to get back to it.
Jonathan Ortiz
I like it when most of, if not all of the plot is in the title American Ninja
Isaac Flores
On it my negros.
Wyatt Davis
is it anything like Coonskin?
Aiden Hall
Barbarella Planet of the Vampires The Mouse on the Moon
Doppelgänger/Journey to the Far Side of the Sun Planeta Bur Ikarie XB-1 Although those don't fit your description. Ikarie especially.
Jose Nguyen
Hawk the Slayer seems like the ultimate /tg/ movie
Jack Ramirez
cant wait for his new film
Caleb Gutierrez
The guys who made Xavier Renegade Angel made a movie they paid porn actors to do it but there's no sex it's called Final Flesh, check it out
Connor Gray
No, Coonskin was actually made by competent filmmakers and actors. The $6,000 Nigger was made by drug addicts and a midget with a shitty camera they stole from a pawn shop (I'm guessing).
That movie is awesome. The Rifftrax is great too. It also stars John Terry in the lead the same as the aforementioned The Resurrected / Shatterbrain. He was also Jack's dad on LOST.
Luke Sanders
this is black kino right here
Justin Walker
at what?
is the tuna ever explained?
Matthew Morris
He likes to eat it?
Joseph Davis
Shark Attack 3 is a great one. Full of shitty cgi deaths and this brilliant line.
>It's the most autistic shit I've ever seen m8 you weren't around in early 2014, one guy took a bunch of trackers offline for months
Chase Rivera
Who is this semen demon
Christian Reyes
lel I already watched one movie with Master P in it, I'm not falling for that again.
>tfw cousin's wife is a skinny white girl from the suburbs but she only watches these shitty black people movies like this and Roll Bounce and I'm White And You're Black So Lets Dance Together 7 so every single time I go over there I have to watch one of these dreadful movies and I start riffing it because it's the only way I don't kill myself and she always gets pissed off
I just don't understand it. She only listens to R&B, tries to get my cousin to wear baggy sweatpants and wife beaters, and she just got a nose ring. Weird annoying devoid of any personality of her own harpy.
Christian Smith
Anyone who hasn't seen it should watch Hard Ticket to Hawaii. It's pure so-bad-it's-good kino.
Brayden Martinez
Some literally crazy whore who is ruining everything for everyone and I hope the feds kick her teeth down her throat.
Jaxson Richardson
I kinda admire the guy, the same with Len Kabasinski.
They have this magnificent lack of any self-awareness that is crippling to any 'normal' person. While everyone has shitty ideas that are contained in the "I could do that" box in our imagination most have a bigger box right under it with "you better not" spelled on it.
These guys lack the second box and everyone wins.
Jordan Clark
How did you get her pic?
Ian Sullivan
And be sure to smoke some heavy doobies before you watch it.
Ryan Ortiz
I didn't, someone else posted that, I saw a bigger version on Cred Forums. I just hope she gets murdered.
Anthony Cox
Wait, is this whole cinemageddon drama her doing directly or is because of some nogf white knights fighting over her?
If the former then it's just fucking evil, man.
Logan Lewis
does she also date black guys?
Henry Miller
As far as I know it's just her using multiple accounts acting like she's numerous people and paying scriptkiddies to ddos the site because she got butthurt about them ignoring her. Yeah, fucking cuckoo.
Nope, she's super faithful to my cousin (which is ironic considering he has cheated on her probably a hundred times that I know of, and he even has a kid with another woman that was conceived while they were together, did I mention he's a scumbag?) and is always talking about how much she loves him and would die if they weren't together. As I type this out I'm realizing I shouldn't ever associate with these people.
Oliver Hernandez
Photo was posted in the CG forums during a fight, before she lost her forum rights. She's pretty sexy, eh?
Thomas Moore
>As I type this out I'm realizing I shouldn't ever associate with these people seriously. They sound like awful rednecks
Colton Smith
I bet she smells nice Also female autism is extremely underrated
Nathaniel Harris
She got banned for having multiple accounts and after that happened a mod was going through her PMs and posting them in a public channel. Both of these factors probably acted together in leading her to DDoS attack the site. She's a crazy bitch.
David Green
I know that this is a shitty b-movie thread but that woman is by no means as to be labeled as 'sexy'.
Camden Harris
Eh, she's decent enough, so with a tad of make-up and another of attitude she could perfectly fit as some semen demon
Ryder Howard
god damn it, that green screen
Mason Sullivan
This is the greatest climax ever
Connor Scott
>All those suicides intercut with closeups of Neil smiling
Jesus Christ he's like Tommy Wiseau turned up to 11.
Landon Clark
The Langoliers looks like a great movie. 3 hours full of Twilight Zone esque suspense.
Jace Gonzalez
I seriously just pissed a little at how the black guy dies. We should have gotten Neil Breen to investigate Hillary's emails.
I only count four movies that have been on BOTW mentioned so far and you're the first person to bring them up bro. Hell it's more of a Rifftrax thread than an RLM thread, I count nine movies that have been on Rifftrax so far.
Yor, Hunter from the Future Back when Spoony was great
Death Race 2000
Death Wish 3
Aaron Kelly
Seconding YOR and throwing in the Ator movies.
>tfw had a chance to pick up this original one sheet for $8 the other day and didn't do it
I'm kicking myself over it now.
Liam Powell
Goes well with The Beastmaster too, if my memories of cinema when I was 10 is accurate.
Carter Ross
>2000 centuries
Why not just say hundreds of thousands of years? What the fuck?
Owen Davis
For a timely pick with what's going on in the news try out the Corey Haim "starring" piece of shit Fever Lake. It's terrible and hilariously bad plus there's some nice ass in it.
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Knightriders. Ed Harris, Tom Savini, Steven King cameo, and some seriously gnarly motorcycle stunts.
Daniel Richardson
Timely?
Owen Young
They're about to out the a-list actor that raped him when he was a kid.
Cameron Stewart
Meh, who gives an actual fuck? Thought it was some resurrection shit or death trick
Jaxon Myers
they did half in the bag episodes about samurai cop and troll 2 that you're forgetting
Dylan Moore
'Tis a good bread.
Thank you all for the suggestions!
Austin Allen
How about recent Shitty great films. Is Camp Dread one of them? youtu.be/QcKDdfC6kVs
Isaac Ward
cg being down has me nervous. i watch 31 horror flicks i haven't yet seen in october and i really don't know where i'm going to find bottom of the barrel junk like pic related this year
Michael Wilson
HE HAS THE BEST BALLSACK
Lincoln Gutierrez
I wish I could watch all these but 5 minutes in I usually feel really guiilty like I should be watching something genuinely good instead so I never make it through.
