>"Lick it"
What do?
>"Lick it"
What do?
Wait, is that Tyrone's cum?
disgusting
Punch her in the face and then choke her to death while recording it on me phone and then go home and beat off to it until I cum blood.
Say no thanks, I don't want throat cancer.
cunnilingus is the most beta thing a man can do. The Romans knew this.
>not a little uncut cock with pink balls
>not precum
no thanks
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who dat
Well, I don't want to be rude, so I lick it.
lick the heck out of it
mmmmm so sexy
EWWW. What is that? I've never seen that before...
*swallows nervously*
g-gosh! i never imagined that a fine lady such as yourself would allow me to lick your vagina!
have you guys ever seen a vagina IRL
jesus christ the fuck is that ? some sort of vaginal discharge ? Clean that shit
And the Romans were right. Being on top and being the penetrator 100% of the time is the only way to truly have sexual relations
Caspere knew this.
do animals count?
M'lady.
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t. Lucius Vorenus
sauce
and where are the romans now?
oh wait thats right, they were literally
KEKED
2
DEATH
I would rather lick your stinky pooper m'lady
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This is why I'm gay
you are looking at them you nigger
Mind explaining?
DID YOU
FUCK
MY WIFE?!
no you're gay due to low t in the womb stunting your development
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cuck
Lick that shit clean
The romans also fucked boipucci baka senpai desu
Force her to do this
lick it obv
lick it, of course... i'm not gay
Dani Daniels
no your gay because BBC makes u boipussi wet
Hey man their golden age lasted a couple centuries longer than most, what else could you ask for, another 2 millenia of a continuous Roman state?
the fuck
>The romans also fucked boipucci
You say this like its a bad thing
Until she looks like this
1. I'd do it if she saved
2. I would never do it if she ordered me to do it. Eating a girl out isn't beta but doing it because she commanded you to is
KEKED
2
DEATHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (please sound out all the h sounds in your head, as that was the noise i made at the monitor, thank you)
what the heck is goin on here
Yeah but they never bottomed or did oral on the boipussy, this is important
Luckily there wasn't much brain to be damaged in the first place
>tfw had sex like 6 times in my life but never did any positions but missionary and cowgirl
I'm afraid if I do doggy I'll accidentally stick it up her ass and she'll get pissed
eating pussy is tantamount to sucking dick. If you do the former you'll gladly do the latter.
This is actually wrong. I first saw it on that /fit/ copypasta and was kind of taken aback by how stupid it was.
The Romans didn't consider cunnilingus "beta". They thought it was a bit weird but it wasn't humiliating for a man to do or anything.
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What went so wrong in your life
naw man, I fuck gingers
Very in depth and well explained, thank you for that original comment.
You're talking out your ass.
ew why does she have boogers coming out of her vagine?
You're talking out your ass.
wtf im gay now
Eating pussy is beta
>Eating hooker pussy
I'll skip the throat cancer thank you.
I actually grimaced when it panned down
I'd rather fuck her with my peanus weanus :-)
It sneezed. Only virgins don't know this.
what's with all the porn threads lately? did the mods do something that pissed you guys off?
I don't know man, I like eating pussy. But, then again, I might just be straight...
man. what.
#bangingers
I do it.
Vagina tastes fucking disgusting. every time ive went down on a girl she was sweaty down there so there was the pungent smell that i could not handle so i would have to go back up every time
My dude.
>he hasn't gotten the hpv vaccine
In Roman society being the submissive one in sex made you a woman in the eyes of other men and you were treated as such.
So it was ok for a dude pound man ass as long as he didn't get pounded.
>lately
This board has a revolving door of B L A C K E D (tm) webms with accompanying Cred Forums banter on queue 24/7.
>Getting the cuck vaccine
>Getting the cuck vaccine
You're gay because your parents didn't know how to raise children decently.
too small
post big redhead cock
Wierd nips, but nice digits.
So they can't stand a man taking a supposed "woman"'s role in sex, but you can be gay?
What.
Don't worry about it. I'll be taking care two of the spammers this week.
eh, could be worse
The Romans also considered small cocks to be better.
>Roastie
like any of you obese neckbearded cucks would ever have to worry about making a girl cum to even consider licking her jucies.
>EWW XD
faggots
You're talking out of your ass.
So basically, the Roman's were degenerates?
fucking a guy isn't gay
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This can cause dry drowning, bad idea