"Lick it"

>"Lick it"

What do?

Wait, is that Tyrone's cum?

disgusting

Punch her in the face and then choke her to death while recording it on me phone and then go home and beat off to it until I cum blood.

Say no thanks, I don't want throat cancer.

cunnilingus is the most beta thing a man can do. The Romans knew this.

>not a little uncut cock with pink balls
>not precum
no thanks

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who dat

Well, I don't want to be rude, so I lick it.

lick the heck out of it
mmmmm so sexy

EWWW. What is that? I've never seen that before...

*swallows nervously*
g-gosh! i never imagined that a fine lady such as yourself would allow me to lick your vagina!

have you guys ever seen a vagina IRL

jesus christ the fuck is that ? some sort of vaginal discharge ? Clean that shit

And the Romans were right. Being on top and being the penetrator 100% of the time is the only way to truly have sexual relations

Caspere knew this.

do animals count?

M'lady.

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t. Lucius Vorenus

sauce

and where are the romans now?

oh wait thats right, they were literally
KEKED
2
DEATH

I would rather lick your stinky pooper m'lady

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This is why I'm gay

you are looking at them you nigger

Mind explaining?

DID YOU

FUCK

MY WIFE?!

no you're gay due to low t in the womb stunting your development

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cuck

Lick that shit clean

The romans also fucked boipucci baka senpai desu

Force her to do this

lick it obv

lick it, of course... i'm not gay

Dani Daniels

no your gay because BBC makes u boipussi wet

Hey man their golden age lasted a couple centuries longer than most, what else could you ask for, another 2 millenia of a continuous Roman state?

the fuck

>The romans also fucked boipucci

You say this like its a bad thing

Until she looks like this

1. I'd do it if she saved
2. I would never do it if she ordered me to do it. Eating a girl out isn't beta but doing it because she commanded you to is

KEKED
2
DEATHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (please sound out all the h sounds in your head, as that was the noise i made at the monitor, thank you)

what the heck is goin on here

Yeah but they never bottomed or did oral on the boipussy, this is important

Luckily there wasn't much brain to be damaged in the first place

>tfw had sex like 6 times in my life but never did any positions but missionary and cowgirl
I'm afraid if I do doggy I'll accidentally stick it up her ass and she'll get pissed

eating pussy is tantamount to sucking dick. If you do the former you'll gladly do the latter.

This is actually wrong. I first saw it on that /fit/ copypasta and was kind of taken aback by how stupid it was.

The Romans didn't consider cunnilingus "beta". They thought it was a bit weird but it wasn't humiliating for a man to do or anything.

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What went so wrong in your life

naw man, I fuck gingers

Very in depth and well explained, thank you for that original comment.

You're talking out your ass.

ew why does she have boogers coming out of her vagine?

You're talking out your ass.

wtf im gay now

Eating pussy is beta

>Eating hooker pussy

I'll skip the throat cancer thank you.

I actually grimaced when it panned down

I'd rather fuck her with my peanus weanus :-)

It sneezed. Only virgins don't know this.

what's with all the porn threads lately? did the mods do something that pissed you guys off?

I don't know man, I like eating pussy. But, then again, I might just be straight...

man. what.

#bangingers

I do it.

Vagina tastes fucking disgusting. every time ive went down on a girl she was sweaty down there so there was the pungent smell that i could not handle so i would have to go back up every time

My dude.

>he hasn't gotten the hpv vaccine

In Roman society being the submissive one in sex made you a woman in the eyes of other men and you were treated as such.

So it was ok for a dude pound man ass as long as he didn't get pounded.

>lately
This board has a revolving door of B L A C K E D (tm) webms with accompanying Cred Forums banter on queue 24/7.

>Getting the cuck vaccine

>Getting the cuck vaccine

You're gay because your parents didn't know how to raise children decently.

too small
post big redhead cock

Wierd nips, but nice digits.

So they can't stand a man taking a supposed "woman"'s role in sex, but you can be gay?

What.

Don't worry about it. I'll be taking care two of the spammers this week.

eh, could be worse

The Romans also considered small cocks to be better.

>Roastie

like any of you obese neckbearded cucks would ever have to worry about making a girl cum to even consider licking her jucies.

>EWW XD

faggots

You're talking out of your ass.

So basically, the Roman's were degenerates?

fucking a guy isn't gay

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This can cause dry drowning, bad idea