It's a Canadian television nostalgia thread

youtube.com/watch?v=FF38gMdGhYM

radioactive and fries with that

Anyone remember this? Used to scare me pretty badly as a kid.

youtube.com/watch?v=epuqel9OjNU

youtube.com/watch?v=zkBkR5jb6u0

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>Hi my name is Warren and you'll read this in my voice!
>Or you might unless you hear that MIDI trumpet tune
>Did I trick you? Are you hearing this song and whenever you see me
>MONSTER BY MISTAKE (inhale before a sneeze)

kek I saw Phil at Fan Expo a few weeks ago.

youtube.com/watch?v=Im6VOnXH60o

Is that DJ Phresh Phil?

youtube.com/watch?v=o4OtfpQjvp4

youtube.com/watch?v=l3DnoxzorYg

FUCK

BLACKED in a Hollywood film with Zac Efron

she has a big ass

>Hammy Hamster still has comfy adventures with GP
Well there Hammy wouldn't you know ol GP has a new invention to test out today!

>carlos will never leave the zone

youtube.com/watch?v=6X7CFlJK0z4

Hey any you canfags go to VFS? Hows vancity, I miss that town

>bob comes from the net, but when he has to survive in the net again he has to turn into a zerg space pirate instead of just looking like a normal dude
why is this?

Remember when they shilled for Oreo cereals? Good times

I was just slightly above the target age demographic for this show when it started coming on YTV but I have a little brother who liked it when we were kids, so we'd watch it together sometimes.

>the net is different from the web

What did they mean by this

The web and the net were different in Reboot. Think of the Net as defined data with a purpose and destination, shit running through wires, and the web like the cloud, random data waiting to be recalled.
They never explained it like that in the show, but they did specifically show the Net as a different place from The Web.

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hate when my hat starts talking

Does anyone remember The Electric Playground?

Whenever they mentioned the "Net" I always assumed they were talking about a network, either in somebodys house, or somebodys workplace.

And the "Web" was the actual internet, with crazy pirates and viruses.

Remember when YTV aired Gundam Wing?

inb4 Book of Negroes

This and Escaflowne

Was there anything fucking cooler than when you were a kid and Enzo turned into John Rambo and you thought when you grew up you too would be really muscular with a hot girlfriend

But then you grew up and you're an out of shape virgin

youtube.com/watch?v=UFf-Ozl6lTQ

Yeah, but I always preferred reviews on the run. I saw the show on YouTube a few months ago, and I realized how horribly produced everything was (misspelling shit, using wrong cover arts, etc.) But I still watched it

Loved this shit. Thought the white guy's segments were better than the teens' shit.

Is this Casper?

>ywn make sweet love to sugar as she squeals

I grew up and got huge and became a naval officer.
I'm still a huge nerd though and my girlfriend is cute but not a sexy amazon like Andraia.

ain't gonna lie but kinda really wanted to bone cause of the squeelly voice

Tommy Tallarico was more corrupt than anything we even have in modern games journalism, and frequently had even worse takes, but because he acts like a tired macho stereotype that only the autistic can't notice is fraudulent, he's been recognized as part of a "golden age" of gaming ephemera by people with nostalgia goggles or alt-righters convinced that Obama getting elected somehow changed how people wrote about vidya.

Terrible, simply terrible.

Monster by Mistake

Monster By Mistake

youtube.com/watch?v=iF-8mlO44z4

>muh alt-right
Why does everything turn into a discussion about the """"""alt-right""""" with you faggots? Are you that triggered by the fact that not everyone agrees with you 100% all the time?

I miss Pre-Netflix Trailer Park Boys.

The hash driveway was honestly pure kino

fuck canada

I remember The Electric Circus and all the rad tunes they used to play

Does anyone remember TQS used to show softcore french porn at night?

youtube.com/watch?v=3Re8xqDb6sE

Still always raining.

Corey Haim spent some awkward nights with the Keeners, if only he was brave enough to come forward

This is David Bronstein the Prince of Love, our women are confidential, one on one and discreet. So get off the couch, get on the phone and call!
youtube.com/watch?v=OGo8MvqQI8c

Was this put on television somewhere? I only know it cause we were made to watch it in french classes.

Tommy T made a based sound editor for the NES that someone found on a cartridge a couple years back, rom's floating online around I think

Isn't that anyone else's but the alt-rights line?

My friday nights aren't the same without bleu nuit

Find me a more horrifying PSA.
youtube.com/watch?v=tN2gpRcFKAQ

Because I've witnessed people making that exact argument, presenting Tommy as a paragon in comparison to the modern situation. Even if it was markedly worse, Tallarico is the worst example you could possibly make, but because it's easy to fabricate some kind of alignment in him specifically, that's the guy that got picked.

Ah yes David Bronstein, he is the most loveable sleazeball from 90s Canadian TV (take that Ed the Sock) he's like Leisure Suit Larry come to life. The illegitimate love child of Jerry Seinfeld and Gilbert Godfried. He IS The Prince of Love. @4:26 is when the swimsuit competition starts too.

youtube.com/watch?v=Km4f-eRE4Kc

>That heartbreaking moment when you find out that hollywood jews finally got to exploit her
Not even Canadians are safe.

People will get off to this.
tfw only Cred Forums cares that we're almost as morally bankrupt as early 1900s Germany after jewish corruption of their host culture was at its peak before they got btfo.

Yeah and it's usually warranted, there's literally nothing about Electronic Playground that relates to the """alt-right""", so any comment about there being one just seems odd and forced, like you're just butthurt and wanted to come in this thread and argue under pretense.

youtube.com/watch?v=N0Uin2sINdQ

Fuck this takes me back

that's hot

Movie Central was showing hardcore at 2:00am maybe about two years ago

what's up with that

A E S T H E T I C

youtu.be/119MfwL0_d4?t=1m21s

TQS?

>Not even Canadians are safe.

Look what they did to Geoff Keighley, Drake and Bieber, you should caught up by now

Blackarachnia gave me strange feelings

French channel in Quebec

I'm not talking about EP itself in regards to alt-right stuff. In that regard, i'm talking about how we relate to it today, specifically how it gets compared to the modern situation
Regardless, Tommy is still more corrupt than anything we have today, and in a way that probably can never be replicated. Not to mention the retarded reasoning to generate the hottest of takes.

FOOD SUPPLIED BY LICK'S.

I fucking loved that show.

youtube.com/watch?v=9kGtgBJKyZM

>It's letter time! It's letter time!
>Today we've got a letter from user from Cred Forums
>user writes, "Dear Video and Arcade Top Ten, I watch your show every week and my favourite games are Goldeneye and Ocarina of Time."
>Wow thanks for your letter user, for writing us we're going to send you a free copy of Superman 64 for the Nintendo 64!

I never noticed that even during childhood, the race mixing was pushed so hard and I could not tell the difference between a Jewish man and a white man.

>(Fake white guy) gets with the 'hot?' non-white girl
>The non-whites never do anything bad and are portrayed as the sensible ones

How could anyone forget this?
youtube.com/watch?v=20ZwSua2wYg

In Toronto City TV would do that too.

every time.

kek my brother's name is Nicholas, he would get so mad when I called him Nicholas-Picholas.

K I N O
I
N
O

youtube.com/watch?v=7etTW_hped0

Based Benton Fraser

>ooh ooh ooh
>sucks to be you
>i know i know
>sucks to be you
>i know it's true

>In this day and age this would be considered comedy

I'm in tears right now, what year is this from?

I only remember the macarena epsode

wtf sauce now pls

>VFS
I know the value of a dollar so no I don't go there

>ywn get paid a livable wage to dick around with your friends on a Canadian children's TV show and then fade into obscurity
Why live

Did they ever find out what was with Andy?

Apparently she was in the Sausage Party

>not remembering this gem

One of the only funny skit shows ever made. Fuck SNL.

holy fuck, some part of me knew I'd never seen this in Canadian cartoon nostalgia threads and wanted to be reminded

every element of that intro is fucking great, cartoonkino

He owns a game store now, like board games.

>characters made of sticks
>a bunny that doesn't talk

Canadians were really creative with being cheap.

This is a true story, it happened to a friend of a friend of mine...

The ones on the left are dead right?

I remember the slav girl being cute. Also how part of the cast died in real life.

Anyone else here watch Daring & Grace: Teen Detectives?

I was a mystery buff so that was my crack.

Remember when Canada used to make animated shows instead of shitty shovelware video games?

this show was pretty comfy on saturday mornings

i remember reading the books and the kid was treated like shit kek

I loved this crazy bitch

youtube.com/watch?v=JHZKYo_sfGg

The Adventures of Shirley Holmes was my detective shit. One of the first appearances of the Goose, I think.

he was in goosebumps

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>gaming journalism

I feel like listening to Death Grips after watching these

this show shouldn't have lasted as long as it did

the fucking cringe

oh shit nigger

Australian but

Wicked Science

>you will never conduct mad science opposite an evil qt who's into you

This one's for my Maritime bros (and Newfoundland)

youtu.be/cT-mDh929cc

Didn't the book was influenced by Lovecraft?

All I think of now is house hippos, the special talent spa and he's not heavy he's my brother.

all i remember was the latina girl being super hot and not realizing why i hated segments with the nigger

damn, childhood innocence

really wish i could go back

>those aussie accents

youtube.com/watch?v=QPJr1F1PdMs

holy fuk the nostalgia.

there was the show in the mall at night too.

Shiet it's right under your post
I remember when it aired at like 7 o'clock and they did like a marathon or something. And talking about it the next day at school.

>trying to figure out when the show aired without a TV guide
>having to sit on the TV Guide channel 17 to sit and see if it was on

Does anyone know of a short puppet show they'd play in the early mornings hours involving cavemen?

>a large man in S&M gear pouring mysterious goo on children

Canada really was a magical place back in the 90s

I masturbated to this show more than once

Any of you remember Mr. Dressup?

Does anyone else remember Big Wolf On Campus?

Fuck yes I do. Used to watch it almost every day after coming home from preschool.

Who doesn't

Maybe it's just because I was a kid but I remember thinking that show was surprisingly decent.

Some things never change.

He's probably fucked her.

>le female genetically modified superhero at night but dresses up as male high school teacher during the day

youtube.com/watch?v=5AuLkMBAFZg

Go to bed, Rob.

I remember the lead actor of that show blew his role in The Notebook, apparently he was originally cast for Gosling's role he couldn't make it cause of health issues

I must be the only person in the world who ever watched this show.

youtube.com/watch?v=7mf1Pzo9mWE

yeah same, I watched that shit all the time and loved it

That was some good shit man.

Zev >>> Xev

I've always wanted to play this on my phone while someone was blowing me.
Too bad I'm a kissless virgin shut-in loser.

I remember the actual werewolf prosthetics looking like ass though

Hercules and Xena was more amusing but shows with children I watched Are You Afraid of the Dark?

I only remember the episode with Cerberus

That was such a trippy ass show.

>kid goes into coma after falling out of treehouse
>entire post apocolyptic style world in his head that he now lives in while hes in the coma
>periodically wakes up from the coma, but always wants to go back into his head to help his friends in the dream world

It was pretty heavy for a kids show.

>Is this even real? What is real? Do I even actually exist? Maybe real life is just a dream?

Bout a coma child right? I remember it being odd.

What the fuck was Megabyte's problem.

thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=dPcX-5Tmqt8

derailing this to include US kino so burgers dont feel left out

never understood why ned cucked suzie to date a man

Goddamn that theme song is catchy.

DO YOU THINK
ITS JUST A PHASE I'M GOING THROUGHHHHH

>canadian kids are so stupid they have to be told two or three times every Saturday morning not to eat things that will kill them

t. canadian

holy shit if that isn't a deep cut

i remember this show being kinda creepy lol

my FUCKING nigger.

youtube.com/watch?v=SE4Rx8jDfjU

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THIS MAN KNOWS WHAT'S UP

Canada was ahead of its time.
Also best theme song.
youtube.com/watch?v=Z22seoMxgpI

You know what I really miss watching on television? Those Halloween and Christmas specials also The Wonderful World of Disney on CBC

I wanted to bang Tannis and the mixed girl so bad

youtube.com/watch?v=ScvIbcNV38k

youtube.com/watch?v=NYBes8ki3lo

youtube.com/watch?v=FOavf3_e6Ac

youtube.com/watch?v=ipt5GHWHsw0

youtube.com/watch?v=5JtzFRwqIXM

youtube.com/watch?v=XMBnD-eT4CA

Seasme Park. The indoctrination tool for an entire generation being prepared for """" Inclusiveness"""""

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What was that show were you could only live u til you were like 23?

happy gilmore on saturday nights on cbc

Fred Penner and MR. Dressup! fuck yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=3cjgNARNeqk

Jesus the nostalgia I get from this is unbearable. I wish I could go back

>the alien is the kid who gets stabbed in TNG Degrassi

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>not this comfy edmonton kino

youtube.com/watch?v=Rg4ylbIdO_8

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WAIT THATS SUGAR????? I DIDNT EVEN RECOGNIZE HER I SAW THAT MOVIE

youtube.com/watch?v=dl2HA3V3P1s

Based Northumberland Submarine

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Used to watch both as a weekid, can only remember peanut butter and banana sandwiches and the tickle trunk

>It's one of those few shows that ended in a good note

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hey guy

Who was the best girl?

>das it mayne

youtube.com/watch?v=q5lT1hexnX0

>Creator 6teen is working on live action horseshit now

youtube.com/watch?v=uCVBXR1WAK0

JUST

i watched it after school, it was pretty unique

>ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGONBALL Z!!
>GOKUS FINAL BATTLE WITH FRIEZE TAKES A TURN FOR THE WORST? WILL GOKU PULL THROUGH AND SAVE NAMEK?
>FIND OUT NEXT TIME!!

>week passes by
>fuck yes, new episode of DBZ
>me and brother eagerly awaiting episode to start
>even kids at school were hype

>its the first fucking episode
>again
>probably the 5th or 6th time they restarted the fucking series
>another 100 episodes to go through until they get back to the frieza fight again

I remember that The Pyramid one, do you know what that short was with the rollercoaster and an eyeball was? it used to air with that

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another after school one

jen's sister was super hot for an animated character kek

Best joint national cooperation ever.

Fucking poo-in-the-loos.

2030 c.e.

>mfw this is her now
>mfw I have no face

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>tfw mom never let me watch DBZ cuz she thought it was too violent and weird

i missed one of the best anime kino's of all time FUCK

youtube.com/watch?v=3DaXJmo9cro

>Cybersix comes up last thread
>blast of nostalgia through that absolute kino of an opening
>try watching the show
>mediocre VA and the worst fucking scriptwriting I've ever encountered

Such a shame. Also

>dat pervy source comic

Why is Argentina so horny?

that and the smoggies yes

Worth the money to escape my family and the US for a few years

This is way newer. The mom did some acting on some well known show I don't remember

>shampoo me

BRUH CYBERSIX WAS FUCKING AHEAD OF ITS TIME I SWEAR TO GOD.

REMEMBER THE LIQUID NITROGEN EPISODE

Is there an episode where they went outer space?

youtube.com/watch?v=O_5GIIMOLMo

youtube.com/watch?v=F7HfMwWIJtE

I love this show but what the fuck was with the plot as it went on

>season 1
>happy show where the heroes beat games to save the day
>season 2
main hero gets BTFO and silly sidekick picks up the mantle only to fail
>season 3
>timeskip for the silly sidekick, he's now a super buff renegade with a gun travelling through worlds to find the main hero

>ywn have the fattest ship in the fleet

I watched this as a kid in the UK.

The only bit I remember is there was one scene set in some kind of dystopian 'Running Man' tv studio with an annoying presenter. Every time he made a shit joke his sexy (adult) assistant would take a feather and run it over the feet of these kids they had tied up for the purpose of providing a laugh track.

Even then, I only remember it because I already had my tickling fetish at that point.

damn I have an animated gif of this for you but I'm not at home.

OH MY GOD.

>Edmonton

What? Was the show set in wem?

anyone remember these family channel ones?

the amanda show
the weekenders
dave the barbarian
phil of the future
the proud family
life with derek

not all of them are canadian obviously but family channel was sick anyhow

but muh waifu

WHAT IS THIS

Canadian DBZ theme > US version

America won in the dub department though.

He got sucked into the internet and it hardened him the fuck up.

>tripping the rift is on, and you hate it because its shit, but it has titties so you watch anyway

>the amanda show
Too soon man.

Yvon of the Yukon.

>tfw the theme song plays at the end of Hobo with a Shotgun

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Nikki, hands down.

>mfw qt pun aznfu before piercings and unnatural hair color became warning signs

I want to go back.

It's like poetry.

>my mom caught me jacking it to this show

Yvon of the Yukon

All three of the big 3 were good in those days. But it was YTV > teletoon > disney

>tfw i used to jerk off to hentai on my GIANT 19" CRT with this show playing in the background

>Reboot never got an actual ending
>final season ends as Megabyte is taking over Mainframe and gives an amazing speech about how this isnt about petty shit, or fun, but about simple revenge

>cliff hanger ending
>tony jay is dead
>will never be resolved

I just started rewatching it tonight. Idgaf about the acting or the script, I just want some goddamn nostalgia.

the nostalgia... it has begun

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>ywn be as socially awk as wyatt and still land a 10/10 qt

why even fucking live

>he doesn't know Yvon of the Yukino

youtube.com/watch?v=TG3NxGh2sVg

OH MY GOD SUGAR WHY

Who else remember Friday nights on Showcase? Fucking straight up softcore porn starting at 9pm. Bliss was better than hardcore porn

I learned how to set up the vcr record timer for that stuff.

Is her voice still fucked?

but mah nigga

>current Canadian television

jesus fucking christ

there goes my childhood

BRO. WITH THE MAIN GIRL NAMED GIGI RIGHT.
I REMEMBER HAVING THE VOLUME ON LOW TO MAKE SURE MY MOM DIDN'T HEAR

There's Sunnyside and Mr D at least.

they use to show r rated movie like crash, man those were the days.

youtube.com/watch?v=sf2S4lF4y8s

GUYS WE NEED MORE.

literally fuck the CBC, they pull that kind of shit, no wonder nobody watches canadian TV anymore.

Then then they sell out to Rogers likes cucks and now HNIC sucks ass now that rogers is in control of it and the ratings have been lower than ever

>It's time for Body Break, with Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod!

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I remember this lady talking about female masturbation.

They got to her

jheez

>oh look, Its Mulder, cool I can watch X-files
>w-wait a minute, this isnt Xfiles
>THIS ISNT XFILES AT ALL

Loved that shit, got real weird in the second half of the series where he was awake.

Remember when fox kids changed to fox box? Wtf was up with that? So gay

I remember ytv playing Spawn and a shitload of other MTV cartoons after 12am.

I can't stand Paul Gross. If he didn't have such a patriotic boner for Canada he'd make a decent actor

FOX KIDS ROCKS KIDS!
their friday night line up was great

comfy thread desu

youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

>its midnight on the weekend, and Spicy City is on teletoon again

youtube.com/watch?v=YSlrv2bQPhI

AMERICAN DRAGOOOON
BARBARIAN BUMBUM BARBARIAN
KUZKO SOMETHING SOMETHING KUZKO

>you will never relive the 90s
>you will never listen to this song on the way to school, turning the wheel window crank as you roll in
youtube.com/watch?v=p7Sl0wMz95w
>you will never step out of the car in your grass stained jeans and flannel jacket
>you will never watch promos for terminator 2 then go to see at the movie theater/video arcade

youtube.com/watch?v=9F2nmMCu9K4
Does anyone remember this shit?

Holy shit dude. I've looked for these for years. I had no idea how to find them. I've had the tune for 09 burried in my mind ever since I first heard it. I want to hug you.

this was real? i thought it was a fuckin fever dream I had

PLESKITT!!

>fun zones area thing - places with pizza, rock climbing, laser tag, etc
youtube.com/watch?v=8ppz-cwLeqo
>no war on terror
>police friendly
>race relations ok
>good economy
>good music, movies also of the 80s
>cable tv just starting

youtube.com/watch?v=NKsQe31ApMs

that late 90s early 2000s fashion lmao

HOLY FUCK FRIEND

YOU ARE A GODDAMNED LEGEND

I fucking hated that show. it was always on the comedy network

>its friday night and SPACE is playing crazy ass R rated 80's anime movies again

youtube.com/watch?v=YapvfzN85n0

I miss old SPACE so much.

I used to like the show, I remeber the episode where he finds a ufo in his yard

>tfw you will never strangle a young avril with her neck tie while fucking her doggy style

K A W A I I

K I N O

I'm now realizing this actually looked pretty great
youtube.com/watch?v=UYiRG5YiUgE

A gift for you:
youtube.com/watch?v=Oj4UsBJN-GQ

she has such a sweet ass too :(

>Canadian

I live in middle america and I swear I've seen over half of the shows listed here. I know canuck cucks get our television but I didn't realize it went both ways

This isn't CanCon is it?

HNNNG

Post more Avril

weekenders and recess were pretty comfy

youtube.com/watch?v=LSgy8Loi1c8

shout out to lloyd in space

Both of those shows are hot garbage. Only good current Canadian comedy I've seen is Young Drunk Punk.

Comfy as fuck Calgarycore
youtube.com/watch?v=Oj4UsBJN-GQ

It grew up with it's audience.

Literally my favorite cartoon of all time.

just one more because we're close to the thread limit but this one's for the foot fags

fucking kek

they cant get away with this shit anymore

Holy fuck mang. Tell me she does this kind of thing often

Never thought I'd be adding Loonette from Big Comfy Couch to my celeb folder

Kid next to him was a main character on the show as well.

youtube.com/watch?v=lgGKSjiw0HQ

youtube.com/watch?v=1t-9bHhuDUg

Later Days

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
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, Ontario

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Were you brave enough to watch this at night?

youtu.be/J5zEl8V2GGs

don't forget

billable hours
rent-a-goalie
son's of butcher

showcase on Friday nights

Not sure if anybody actually watches this or just gets pissed off from the title/commercial, but it's pretty funny and comfy desu. It stereotypes Muslims a lot but in a funny way.
CBC also has this great show about natives, Blackstone, basically a crime show about how scummy native band councils can be stealing money and shit. It's not all as PC as you'd expect from the CBC, they're actually a little edgy.

>BIG
>BLACK
>COCK

Jen, I jerked off to all of them though.

>bodyhorrorkino

Bizarre, esoteric, introspective, such a fucking weird but awesome show. Really far ahead of its time and honestly amazing it aired on broadcast television at all.
This is what people mean when they say kino.

>watch every damn Star Trek series on Space every day
>Space would fill the time between end of episodes and the hour mark with little segments about NASA and shit
A more innocent time. It all went downhill when they changed logos...

Katie > Jen

>tfw auditioned and got a couple of callbacks for the role of Derek
>never got it after
>jerked off to Casey a couple of times when I caught it on TV, imagining getting the part and fucking her on set

she can shove that recorder up her ass
I wanted to hate fuck Sugar

If repeating digits we go to the tickle trunk

Weren't they on The Amazing Race recently?

Muh childhood; also, checked.

This is vague as all fuck but maybe someone can help me.

So, when I was young, I remember staying up one night to watch IFC and there was some anime movie playing. The only clip I remember was an old man falling off of a bird like creature and splattering against a giant glass dome. His daughter (?) watched on and cried as he slid down the glass.

Again, vague as fuck. But, still. It's drove me nuts for about 15 years.

Look up
Waaaaaaaay up
youtube.com/watch?v=WV2P6P4p6Hg

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If we're doing vague as fuck memory requests.

On Space, they showed a short film where in the future instead of television people watched videos that were the memories of other people. Except to make them you had to put a chip in someone's head and they kill them and take it out. The film was about a girl trying to stop a guy who'd been send to kill her and get her chip.

This shit was 10/10 entertainment as a kid. No one seems to remember it.
youtu.be/-qz0hgrKUHs

ye i remember
he got to watch the mom change, shit was tight

The Final Cut?
If it is, you have to find my obscure anime movie user, or I'll take your mind chip.

Definitely didn't have Robin Williams in it.

>Catch this thread late night
>Sift through old YTV/Teletoon bumpers and commercials on youtube
>I have a job interview in 4 hours and didn't sleep
>About a job only vaguely related to my training
I'm fucked but this nostalgia is too much.

youtube.com/watch?v=KGxSwUfEzps

New bread

I think you're thinking of Strange Days

Could it have been a Final Fantasy movie (e.g. Advent Children), or would it have to be more obscure than that?

Definitely not. I said short film, why do people keep suggesting full length features?