What does the sex scene look like? Bear in mind the movie will be notorious for its brutal depiction of the first instance of sex between the first two human beings that ever lived.
Mel Gibson makes a kino Adam and Eve movie
Joshua King
James Sanders
For Real?
Nathan Butler
Something along the lines of
Jeremiah Perez
Is it possible to make a 3 hour epic of Adam and Eve?
>mfw a 40 minute sex scene and considering it is the first time man has ever burst his load into a women, it makes sense for him to last so long
John Howard
>Women are made from a man's rib
>Men and women have an equal number of ribs
Explain this, Gibson
Jordan Morris
Something like the defloration scene in The Dreamers
Isaiah Jenkins
It would be about the fall of man
Samuel Lopez
So will their son Seth conceive children by having sex with their sister or by having sex with their mother Eve?
I eagerly await to find out.
James Foster
Full penetration.
Austin Evans
I remember when I was 12. My friend told me about "this fucked up movie" where a women cuts off her clit. I downloaded it, took fucking forever with my internet, skipped to the clit snip then deleted it.
I don't even know why.
Andrew Reed
He also accidentally puts it in the wrong hole.
James Nelson
>he was 12 when he saw Antichrist
I'm getting too old for this fucking board
Carter Brown
>it's a Eve has sex with the snake episode
Kevin Reyes
You don't know about Lilith and her spawn?
Owen Clark
>12 in 2009
holy shit please leave
Camden Morris
>adam and eve
>white
top lol
Sebastian Barnes
Eli Scott
fucking shit.
fucking shit.
>12 in 2009
FUCK
Michael Jenkins
Rib is a mistranslation, it means penis bone since humans are the only great apes with a larger penis that is made of glands and tissue instead of having a bone.
Chase Hill
Oh my God. You should be asleep, don't you have that big spelling test tomorrow kiddo?
Elijah Brooks
It'd be grotesque. Two wild animals trying to succumb to their urges to procreate with each other but not knowing what to do about it. Adam would be shown violating Eve in several acts.
Parker Torres
>the unbearable, yet can't-turn-away, absolute kino fall of man scene
I can't even conceive it. The world isn't ready for this, maybe in 5000 years
Jayden Peterson
>12 in 2009
Leo Parker
>Make a religious porn movie that only rednecks and white trash like
>Get drunk and when a cop pulls you over you express your love for sand niggers
>Beg your Jewish overlords for forgiveness and apologize multiple times, but they show no mercy and kill your career
>Become an even bigger alcoholic in your depression
>Your wife cucks you for a nigger
>You get caught on tape crying about how upset you are that your wife is cucking you for a nigger
>Now trying to appease his masters by making an anti-war movie glamorizing a soldier who refused to kill the enemy, starring a Jewish actor
Is there a bigger cuck in Hollywood than Mel Gibson?
Landon Brooks
The first wife or the mistress?
Carson Ramirez
at least he has 9 kids, when he dies there will be 4.5 mel gibsons left in the world. Not a lot of people help the world out that much.
Zachary James
...
Matthew Ortiz
gnosis.org
I want Snyder to direct this.
Parker Taylor
another bible movie great
William King
That makes him 17 or so...
Carson Lewis
>Women are made of penises.
Kevin Myers
So now you understand why they are mostly emotional trainwrecks and what they mean when they say you are just thinking with your penis?
Zachary Wilson
>Snyder
Literally why?
Lucas Robinson
It's done by a Catholic at least.
Not by some protestant filth attempting to be KOOL TO DA YOUTH MARKET #JESUS
Matthew Thomas
This actually might not be far off.
Evan Moore
it makes him 18 you pleb
>mfw I was too young to use Cred Forums in 2009 and only came on the site a year and a half ago
Henry Hill
There will be a scene where god and satan watch them
Landon Davis
>tfw it's bigger than her dad's
Elijah Bailey
>not knowing youre just supposed to lurk and stay on Cred Forums and Cred Forums when youre still underage.
Lurk moar really needs to come back. Its sage advice.
David Hall
The guy needs leave the Christianity thing alone.
Jacob Richardson
t. oven dodger
Henry Rogers
All he does is BTFO people for a living nowadays.
Leaves the spotlight, no paparazzi
Comes back, shocks everybody
*repeat*
Evan Perry
Nice try mohamed
Henry Sanders
en.m.wikipedia.org
>"Lilith appears as Adam's first wife, who was created at the same time as Adam. (This contrasts with Eve, who was created from one of Adam's ribs). Lilith left Adam after she refused to become subservient to him and then left the Garden of Eden after she had coupled with the archangel Samael. The resulting Lilith legend continues to serve as source material in modern Western culture, literature, occultism, fantasy, and horror"
Adam was cucked when his first wife Lilith fucked an archangel. There's a movie in there somewhere.
Camden Price
>jewish fairytales
not canon
Aaron Harris
It will be about how women fucked men over.
Imagine being one with God until this bitch comes along and gives you an apple. You are then castigated and separated from God and thrown out of paradise.
It will be an analogy for his divorce.
Dylan Moore
>Lilith loved being on top during sex
>Adam kicked her out cause he was a missionary only guy
What a boring faggot.
Jayden Thompson
demiurge's smt nine design was way better tbqh
Mason Phillips
Propaganda used to brainwash men into thinking God is a patriarch and putting an end to the pagan myths which worshipped Gaia as Mother Earth, the creator of life.
Christopher Nelson
To be fair, if the snake offered Adam the fruit of knowledge (=power), he would totes eat it. He pretty much throws Eve under the bus the way the story goes.
Kayden Reed
God is not of earth or this universe as the pagan myths would have it.
He separate from matter but matter is contingent upon him.
Christopher Rodriguez
>he would totes eat it.
Are you saying that because he had no knowledge, so he would basically just do whatever he was told to do by anything that had knowledge?
Carson Thompson
that assumes he saw it the year it came out, could have been a while after, infact most likely it was a while after.
Josiah Russell
The serpent seduced Eve promising power that would make her God's equal. Or so the propaganda goes. The bible is basically one big 'fuck you' to women.
Carson Walker
He is portrayed as a male figure though ie: "God the father". "Father why have you forsaken me"
Connor Wilson
Broads arent smart enough to create anything that they arent already endowed with.
Carson Nelson
Yea and people promise their babies that someday they will grow up and be the president, but it doesn't matter because babies don't understand anything they hear, but if you pop a titty in front of their face, they gonna suck on it.
Zachary Johnson
Gotta reprogram your shit chief
Ryder Robinson
I didn't know about this. Very interesting.