Suicide quad

>suicide quad

More like a Kevin Nash biography.

Bi

Tom Hanks discovers that when he gets older, he develops a taste for boipussi

>Talker
Andrei Tarkovsky leaves his trademark visuals behind and centers the film around the three main characters talking and nothing else.

>Lars von Trier's AntiChris
A butthurt DC poster goes on a quest to kill Chris Evans in order to stop him from potentially creating new reactions for Marvel posters to exploit as reaction images.

Dude has no knees left. He can't work his legs if he wanted to.

Under the Ski

a haunted ski hill is the setting for an epic ski race

>Lord of the Ring

boxing movie

>REErvoir Dogs
>After a simple jewelry heist goes terribly wrong, the surviving criminals begin to suspect that one of them is a normie.

>A butthurt DC poster goes on a quest to kill Chris Evans in order to stop him from potentially creating new reactions for Marvel posters to exploit as reaction images.

oh goodness kek

>Alien

A commercial crew aboard the deep space towing vessel, Nostromo is on its way home when they pick up an SOS warning from a distant moon. What they don't know is that the SOS warning is not like any other ordinary warning call. Picking up the signal, the crew realize that they are not alone on the spaceship when an alien stowaway is on the cargo ship.

>Suicide Quad
A posessed quad kills his owners, then itself

Edward Scissorhand

>Independence Da

propaganda movie about Crimean referendum

kek

...

Close Encounters of the Third Kin

A man almost meets his third cousin.

kek'd irl

Who Framed Roger Rabbi

people automatically think the jews did it more specifically Roger Rabbi

>T

Instead of a second Terminator movie, it's the first one again.

>WALL-
In the distant future, humans have long left the over-polluted and utterly trashed Earth behind. The only thing living there now is a robot named WALL-, whose sole duty is to build a wall to keep the aliens out.

I don't fucking know

>The Dearted
A heist movie cantering around stealing paintings

Dive (2011)

a story about an autistic scuba diver

>F or Fake
A gameshow filmed in beautiful Ibiza where contestants must determine the authenticity of a variety of items, hosted by Orson Welles and the voice of Howard Hughes via telephone

>Frida the 13th

the terrifying story of frida kahlo's diabolical 13th painting

>Hoe Alone

A story of a woman that really wants to fuck somebody but is too lonely to do so.

I think you could turn this into a neat movie about a robot that tries to keep aliens out of Earth, even after some sort of disaster has wiped out mankind.

Boy in the hood.

It's just about doughboy.

>movie about loyal robots coordinating the defense of a destroyed Earth from ayys
I'd pay to see it

This sounds good

>The God, The Bad, and the Ugly
Literally just a direct adaptation of the Old Testament.

>the blue brothers
Two Na'vi brothers bring their old band together to gather money to save their planet when the human colonisers attack

>Alien v Predator
nothing has changed

>Videodome
The tragic life of a small-time inventor trying to sell his then visionnary technology to project films on a dome rather than a screen, and his struggle against the Hollywood establishment from the 20s to the 50s

Well, Cred Forums will now consider it to be kino

>Batman Superman
The story of a Kryptonian who:
>lives in his parents' basement
>dresses up as a bat and gets into fistfights
>does it for free
>takes his "job" very seriousy

>Alien
A good movie.

>Eat, Pay, Love
All the dirty business of a brothel that uses a small dinner as a facade, and the issues it creates with organized crimes as well as police investigation.

And, finally: Lien:

A desparate man manages to finance his house.

Leo the Professional

It's basically just a Thundercats version of Leon.

Something like this but with aliens?

youtube.com/watch?v=pyMNIFZTQkg

>The Dark Night
the joke writes itself

The Olden Compass

One girls journey to producing the worlds first accurate handheld navigational tool.

Kek at work

>Bi
Tom Hanks is tired of having no gf so he wishes to a Zoltar machine that he wasn't so lonely and sexless. Wakes up the next day and he realizes he is now into men as well, so he proceeds to have tons of gay sex.

Prequel to Philadelphia.

> Yes Ma

About a cavedweller who lives with his mom.

>Pup Fiction
just a shot for shot remake of pulp fiction but instead with adorable puppies

Doc Holywood
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that's what the porn version of Doc Hollywood is called.

moment

a indie short film that is only 1 scene. preferably the one where trinity gets punched in the face and storms out of the house and the guy is looking for something to write on

>Jurassic Ark

The biblical tale of Noah and his quest to save two of every dinosaur of the Jurassic period after receiving a warning from God about a flood that will soon consume the world.

>The Wizard of O
direct to VHS kid's move to teach them the alphabet

>Cub
live-action Winnie the Pooh ripoff
>Hypercub
the studio who made Cub decides, in the mid 2000s, to try and revive their character for kids by making it a cheap superhero movie except with bears instead of people
>Cub Zero
The same studio's attempt at making their Cub the hero of a TV show for kids, the first epidode "Cub Zero" being about Cub getting a terrible grade at school and trying to make the right decision between announcing it to Papa-Bear and Mama-Bear then risking being grounded, or keeping it a secret butlying to his parents

>Night of Cups
The life of a humble potter who has to work overnight to make ends meet.
Directed by Terrence Malick.

>Zul

The story of a British army unit trying to survive the assault of an interdimensional demon, starring Michael Caine, Sigourney Weaver as sexy Queen Victoria, Ernie Hudson as some random nig and Dan Akroyd as a crazy man

>pan 9 from outer space

It's a retelling of Plan 9 from Outer Space using kitchenware and Cassandra Peterson without a wig.

>The Wizard of O
>implying that isn't the porn version of The Wizard of Oz
Either that or something like the Jizzhard of Oz.

would watch/10

>the usual suspect

it's a nigger

>Mad Ma

A crazy Irish woman takes arms against the British. In order to save money the director chose to skip the post-apocalyptic setbuilding and just filmed around Ireland. Starring Colm Meaney in a wig.

Feld of Dreams
the same movie but instead of baseball they play football (soccer) and instead of Iowa it took place in uckermark

Nerv

Young shy girl Rei Ayanami tries to prove her daringingness by following her wilder friend Asuka in joining a secret underground organization known only as NERV. She livestreams her new daily life as she has to follow the strange and often dangerous commands of NERV authority.

Found footage/romantic-drama/mecha movie.

>modern tims

story about how 21st century men named tim are trying to make it in this ever changing world

>Lord of the Rigs
A stage hand goes on an epic journey to get rid of an old block and tackle that's become unsafe.

Oh god kek. I don't why having just one makes it so much more fucking funny.

>Independence ay
An alien crash lands in the middle of the American revolution and teams up with George Washington to win the war and find a way home.

i kek'd more than I should have

>Escape from Ew York

A tale of a desperate man trying to escape his Yorkshire origins and the inevitable Monty python 4 Yorksiremen Sketch references that have plagued him throughout his life. Starring IRL Yorkshireman Sean Bean as a man getting stabbed in a bar and continuing to drink.

>kung po

a faggot teletubby learns martial arts

> odfather

norse gangster film about the rise and fall of odin and his kin

The Simpsons Move
It's an extended version of You Only Move Twice

>sword of dom

An Italian gangster named Dom loses his sword. Hilarious hijinks ensue.

Seen samurai

A short film about a dude who saw a bunch of samurai head in the direction of an out of the way village

Creed ---> Cred
Pretty much the same movie, except without all the Rocky baggage

>1 year a slave
Gonzo documentary about some guy deciding to spend a whole life as a sex-slave in a BDSM community

>12 years a slav
The story of Dimitri Vassilevich Vorochiev, child soldier in Yugoslavia

>12 years a save
Indie short about a depressed man finding an old video game cartridge with a savestate from 12 years ago when he was a young man full of hopes and dreams. The state in which he left the game makes him reflects on the past, the ideas he used to have on his own future, how his life went, etc.
He kills himself at the end

Eyes Ide Shut

Documentary-style film about a paranoid man who wishes everybody would stop looking at him.

>jurassic ark
absolutely nothing

>Kill Ill

conspiracy theorists were right: american government control population by killing older people in hospitals and nursing homes

>T
A troubled child summons the courage to help a friendly rapper escape Earth and return to his home-world.

>full meta jacket

The story of how Deadpool nearly won and lost the Vietnam War during the Tet Offensive. Starring Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, his wife as a chink hooker, Dom deLouise as colonel Kuntz and Rip Torn as the Drilling Sergeant

>>sword of dom
The 26th installment of the Fast and Furious franchise. Vin Diesel kills a dragon.

2001: A Pace Odyssey

84 minute version of 2001. Kubrick's original vision.

Good one.

>cockwork orange
Superior porn adaptation of the Burgess book. Somehow it still stars Malcolm McDowell

>child soldier in yugoslavia
Ok

>chinktown

Same film, only Jack Nicholson is constantly making chinky eyes and throwing ricebags at people.

>The story of Dimitri Vassilevich Vorochiev, child soldier in Yugoslavia
Oscar bait at its finest, although it would probably not get it because it's not about the kikes

You missed the point didn't you user?

>chintown

The story of a town where all men and women have massive chins and their struggle to adapt to normalcy. Starring Jay Leno and Robert Z'dar

>Somehow it still stars Malcolm McDowell
kek

Moo
Sam Rockwell plays a cow farmer, and another cow farmer.

didn't American Dad do that once

>Double Don
Niel Breen in his own gangster movie where it turns out the leader of the opposit gang was actually his own double personnality

>Ion Man
Biopic of Michael Farraday, discoverer of the ion and of electromagnetism

>Billy Madson
Adam Sandler plays Billy, a young paranoid schizophrenic. The movie focuses on the troubled relation between Billy and his parents, particularly his father

Falling Dow
A man goes on a rampage, after losing his life savings on the stock market.

>Das Boo
A German ghost wreaks havoc only to be stopped by the British Army

>plague dog

The story of the rapper Plague Dog, an escapee from a mental ward and his bloody rampage across the New Hampshire countryside, where he devastated many a household's bath salt supply.

Best movie ever posted in these threads

>MD Men
Pretty much the same drama in a hospital setting instead of marketing teams

God damn it.

REDDIT, FUKK OFF

Fuck off Spike you dirty nigger. I hope you got raped in jail.

That's a Star Trek plot.

kek

> Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind

A chef quits his job to go on a beach holiday

>even

A charming story of an elderly policeman played by Morgan Freeman and his younger counterpart played by Pauley Shore trying to find a serial prankster and get even with him.

Rainspotting
Dustin Hoffman does heroin

A former pot smoker discovers true freedom after quitting for a period long enough to detox

>ackass

The beautiful and melancholic story of a bunch of poor Albanian friends trying to make it to the MTV Music Awards, which often leads to life-endangering stunts, like jumping from ship to ship on comically large roller skates made from ram horns or parachuting with a babushka's headscarf. Directed by Jean Luc Godard

>The Dark Night Rises
Horror film set on a plane.

>Alf Baked

A character study where Alf spends an afternoon smoking weed with his human host family.

I think it was rick and morty, family

Would watch.

>Cream
A horror movie starring the Wu Tang Klan

All more pure kino than 12 years a slave. Bravo.

>The Ark Knight

another stupiud noah movie, but now he has a sword

>Rave
A young scottish princess cant bear her mom anymore and throws a huge rave party in the castle

SFM porn when?

>Mad Max the fur road
A spin-off where trapper mad max must fight his way out of american wilderness in 19th century.

It has probably been done already

Wasnt this just the revenant

>Mad Ma: Fury Road

A mother and MADD member takes to the highways to dispense violent vigilante justice to drunk drivers.

That turned out better than expected, I thought you'd include some furry cancer

This would've been infinitely better than that shitpile.

aka the revenant

AKA Pelts

>I Follows
Controversial documentary about a former Rwandan soldier, originally released in french under the title "Moi suivre"

>Chairman of the bord
Carrot Top tries to make a Monty-Python style comedy about himself being the head of a "national association of bored people".
It bombed.

>Da of the Dead
Film made by a group of famous russian conspiracy theorists about the truth behind the many contestable decisions of Vladimir Putin and the real purpose behind his decisions.

funny as heck, tovarisch

The Dark Night

The entire movie is a black screen accompanied with audio of crickets chirping, owls hooing, and other nocturnal noises.

>Raveheart
The story of a young man who only lives for rave partys.

>the whole point of the movie is the suggestion of batman being there and the incapacity of the viewer to confirm or infirm it, thus illustrating beautifuly the powerlessness of the spectator in front of the spectacle that is art and society as a whole
BRAVO NOLAN

>Dango unchained

Classic samurai movie. A ronin sets up a dango shop and tries to settle down to build a family, until an old nemesis kills his wife and infant daughter, which leads him to pick up the sword again.

>Passion of the Chris
Any ideas?

>Moo
A PETA documentary about cow who is heading for slaughterhouse.

A pseudoscientific study about how one's first name determines that person's personality by taking the example of men named Chris and cherrypicking people who had similar problems while having the same name.

>Pace Jam

A former basketball superstar must come out of retirement in order to help his retirement home from shutting down. Due to the pacemaker in his heart, doctors say this very game could end his life.

>Lot in Translation
surreal comedy about a future in which people instead of moving from one house to another, move their entire house, and how a group of neighbours decided to all move together

>Jurassic Ark

Obviously dinosaurs on a boat

>A Bony Tale
A documentary about the adult male fans of the children's cartoon show Funnybones.
youtube.com/watch?v=RZYsUOZmRwM

That's called Trailer Park Boys.

>[reptiles in a chariot]
why does this sound familiar

>Starcash
Ocean's Eleven in space.
Instead of George Clooney, it has David Hasselhof in a golden cape

>Harry Poter and the philosopher's stone
After a drug-induced "revelation", a lowlife junkie goes into a quest through Europe to learn about alchemy.

>Dive
A diver tries to get his life back together after a prison sentence for involuntary homicide, aiming to enter the olympics' diving competition.
To the sound of 80s synth music of course.

>Hitler: The Rise of Evi
Eva Braun survived WW2 and sets out to re-build the nazi party to its former glory.

>>Harry Poter and the philosopher's stone
>After a drug-induced "revelation", a lowlife junkie goes into a quest through Europe to learn about alchemy.
top lel, this is genius in so many levels

>Sakes on a Plane

A documentary where Samuel L Jackson tells stories, muses on life, and drinks sake during his flights around the world.

>Godzilla Ersurgence
The titular king of the monsters must do battle with a creature born of the Internet.

he good
he bad
he ugly

romantic comedy staring melissa mccarthy and a bag farts
my cheque now please

Fucking sides

good job proving him right.

>Fags of Our Fathers

the problems caused by cigarette smoking in the elderly

>Batman : the Killing Joe
Batman investigates a serie of crimes only to realise that his ennemy here isn't one particular villain, but every average person who decided to take his exemple and deliver justice themselves.

The guy who killed his parents was named Joe Chill. Shoulda gone with that angle.

>The Cock (2010)
It's a looped, 24-hour montage of dicks ejaculating.

because that would have been hilarious

>156 / 19 / 76 / 1

Documentary about people with gay siblings and how they cope with it

>Sham
struggles to hide sex addiction and sham marriage from family and co workers

>Ear widow
a man is confined to bed rest due to a ear infection, discovers a portal in the shape of an ear. Leads to a pitch black room that allows him to hear everything going on in his vicinity. Something suspicious is happening, it's up to him to investigate.

>Rear widow
A PI is hired is hired by a mysterious woman who's husband was brutally murdered. A string of deaths come to light, cause of death black widow venom. Rumors of a swarm of deadly spiders. Who's rearing all these spiders??

>Lopper
17th century period drama, a young man comes into possession of lopper imbued with a great gift. His skill for topiary has him welcomed into court but at what price...

>Snake on a plane

People are slightly panicked by a single snake on a plane.

Set in a zombie apocalypse

> goldfiner

A story of a trooper in the days leading up to the eureka stockade

>All The Resident's Men

A period piece set in the 1970's about the tenant of an upscale apartment building and the myriad of gentlemen who come over to pleasure her.

>Buffy the Vampire Layer

Writes itself, really.

>Ad Men
Sort of like mad men but it takes place in an ad agency

Spider ma

A new York mum has to try to balance her home life with kicking villans asses as spider ma

Bat ma

A gothim mum has to fight bad minorities while still having time for thr kids and to rim her husband

Aqua ma

Mum gets new antidepressants which makes her drown her kids in the bath tub

Super ma

Mum looks after 100 orphans by her self

>Pineapple Xpress
It's just a training video for a delivery service specializing in citrus fruits.

All Quit on the Western Front.

>A movie where all the soldiers in WW1 stage a strike, demanding better treatment. Ends with a peace treaty being signed, as the nations determine the demands of the soldiers' are too much.

Italian Jo

The story of a fresh of the boat Italian immigrant named Jo coming to America and trying to understand thr familiar but alien Italian-American lifestyle

>The Chilling Joe

>Man Girls

A homeschooled kid joins a public school and ends up in a transexual clique

Apocalypse No! an anti war film where Martin Sheen takes acid and drives a boat up the Potomac to kill Nixon

>AntiChris
Documental about the WWE censorship of Chris Benoit

>ill Bill

Documentary of Bill Clintons last days on Earth

The Hing
>a man spends a weekend in a fly tipped wardrobe laughing his head off

>The 4 year old virgin

Just an average kid really

Win Peaks: Fire walk with me
Its about an fbi agent that goes to a casino on top of a mountain

Freaky Frida

> Salmy Hayek reprises her role and goes even more full frontal.

>Green Roo
Female Hulk reboot, starring Rooney Mara

>MaMa X
Mad Max spin off featuring the old ladies from Fury Road

>Lock
Tom Hardy gets locked in his car

>Paris Teas
Woody Allen film

>gags of New York
its about an new York fetishist prostitution ring

>Dagon Ball

Same as Dragon Ball but with Old Gods

Whoaaaa, congrats dude, Cred Forums is totally a place to be proud of!

It becomes a court case

Roboco

A story of a middle manager at OCP and how his marriage dissolved after the creation of male sexbots that fight crime and Fuck wives.

Beats of no Nation
In an intergalactic electronica music contest, our down on his luck protagonist (Will Smith) has to prove that he still got what it takes. Otherwise earth will be destroyed.

Alen vs Predator
the weakest installment in the Predator franchise pits construction foreman Alen against the galaxy's greatest and deadliest hunter.

>He
A 3 hours screen recording of 2 anons discussing if the girl in the OP picture of the thread is a guy or a girl

Damn you're hardcore

>Me in Black
Rob Schneider is...
A BLACK GUY!

>Raining Day
A rookie cop starts his first day in a new division but forgets his waterproofs

>Sayians replaced with Mi-go
Fund it.

Kek

Mad Ax

story of a cursed ax of a crazed lumberjack that murdered a group of 15 girls that went to a camp near the lake in the woods, which possesses anyone who picks it up and goes on a murdering spree
there's a new group of 20 people to party, and a qt tiny girl picks it up...

ayyy

1 Angry Man

A story about one pissed off bloke

Austin Powers: Goldmemer
Dr. Evil works together with Goldmemer, threatening to destroy the world economy, by getting everyone addicted to their dank memes, leading to them spending all day in front of their computers.

Plane of the Apes

WITH NO SURVIVORS

RooCop

A fun-filled family comedy about a crime fighting kangaroo.

Ays of Thunder
> ayylmao
> lightning strikes

>Not a mad max sequel about rig lords

>The Jungle Boo

A spooky ghost haunts some white city girls trying to save a rain forest.

>The Ark Knight Rises

>Sequel to Noah. The year is 2039, and God is pissed again. As the rains keep pouring engulfing more and more of the planet, the CIA are able to clone Noah from hair samples found on mt. Ararat. Noah uses modern technology to build several arks in a race against the clock.

>Phone Ox
An ox receives a mysterious phone call and must face up to his past sins

>Redator
a crazed fat neck beard murders women, leaving reddit memes scrawled in blood at the scene of each crime. its up to one man played by Micheal fasbender to stop him.

>Uper 8
a story about eight nazi super soldiers

Topic Thunder
The most exciting and dramatic talk show ever.

God Will Hunting

God goes on the rampage striking down anyone who's a fucking smart arse

>Munch

The Israeli secret service aims to exact revenge for an attack at the 1972 Olympics by unleashing a group of cannibals.

Seems like the prequel to Philadelphia.

O bother, where art thou?
Winnie The Pooh, Piglet and Tigger attempt to find their way back to Christopher Robin after years of abandonment.

>Eyes I'd shut

Solid 5/7

Ringing out the Dead.

A man struggles to survive in a zombie apocalypse. He combats the undead forces by twisting them until they are broken.

>12 years a slav
How about Fassy falls in with a group of Russian youths and spends 12 years in a vodka-induced haze of squatting, football hooliganism, and urban exploration.

KINO

>Topic Thunder
A group of meteorologists studying thunder and lightning discover a chilling truth about what thunderstorms really are.

>The Sith Sense
The Jedi actually sense that Palpatine is behind it all and end his schemes before they go too far.

That would be Wringing.

Unset Boulevard
It's about a street with wobbly cobblestones.

The Ice Guys
Two men becone friends over their combined love for Ice.

kek

kek

>The Ree of Life

Terrence Malick's take on Elliot Rodgers.

>Peeing Tom
A man named Tom really has to use a bathroom but due to a bunch of wacky events he has to hold it as long as possible.

Starring Adam Sandler and the rest of his posse.

>saing private ryan
private ryan
movie ends

>lord of he rings

The story of a man who's trying to make a living selling cockrings

...

Patoon
it's still a war movie

>Hat
Al Pacino stars in this moving tale of a New York milliner who slowly succumbs to mercury poisoning.

>Miami Ice
Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell are unstoppable as cop buddies who team up to bring youth hockey to an underprivileged Miami neighborhood.

>The Big Ban Theory
crappy "documentary" made by some anons about gamerg8 on Cred Forums

Cheeky boy.

>The core

Marlon Brando, Edward Norton and Robert de Niro star in this eclectic new found footage movie about the horrors that await an unlikely trio of mobsters when they find a shaft leading to the earth's core.

>Spee
Keanu Reeves goes to an online forum of poor reputation to discuss sports.
Actually a sequel to the Matrix.

>The Ree of Life

A frustrated virgin played by brad pitt contemplates the meaning of it all

directed by Terrence Malick

>Fight Cub
writes itself desu

>Bowling or Columbine

The heart wrenching story of how Columbine could have been prevented if a sleazy bowling alley owner had only let two boys go bowling before official opening hours on one fateful day.

>Lack Mass

A heartwarming tale of a skinny guy who really wants to bodybuild but just can't gain weight

> Peed

Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock rejuvenate their relationship through watersports.

>Goodfella

Story of a broke New Yorker who turned his life around and became a stand up guy, a good fella.

Fucking genius.

>Godzilla aids again
A movie about Godzilla getting cured of his sexually transmitted disease but then getting it again due to his poor lifestyle choices which leads to his demise

Severely underrated

>Aging Bull

Robert de Niro's favorite black bull is getting too old to satisfy his wife and he must embark on a journey to Africa to find a replacement.

Also starring Margot Robbie, Idris Elba and Elijah Wood.

>Aging Bull
A tale of cuckolding told in flashbacks by a black man on his deathbed

You motherfucker get out of my head

holy shit

...

This is going too far.
YOu guys really should renew your porn folders.

>the eteral jew
a movie about a christian nazi officer being haunted by a jewish ghost

>one second apart
the hell is going on here?

Elijah Wood plays the black bull. That guy's gotta lotta range, he can do it.

>Limmy's How
A serie of instructional videos made by Limmy kovering topics from "how to fix your kitchen sink" to "how to weight feathers"

>Schindler's Ist

A retired SS officer recounts to his children a tale of how many Jews he put in the oven.

Is it a sequel to Everybody hates Chris?

Kek

...

>DID YOU NOTICE THE SIGN OUT FRONT OF MY HOUSE THAT SAID DEAD PINSCHER STORAGE?

that's 3 letters you dumb namefag

>The Departe

A man leaves the train one stop earlier than usual and his life takes a turn for the worst.

I'm pretty sure it's a Jewish ploy to get me to lend money to my wife's boyfriend again.

>Lair Witch

Three teenagers confront a fabled witch in her forest hideout.

>The Silence of the Labs
Someone help me with this one

6 letters

Christie

A fat fuck who would be VP candidate until a bridge screwed him.

>Loverfield

A famous park known commonly as Loverfield where couples spend their weekends is struck by disaster when a psychopathic virgin runs them all over in his BMW.

>Close Encounters Of The Third Kid
Evangelion

Ill Bill

A tale of a little redneck girl trying to cure his father, Bill.

>Schindler's Lit
A story of a Jewish teenager in the ghetto trying to make black friends

>same second

what did they mean by this

>Forrest Gum

The story of an unlikely boy who invented chewing gum flavor that revolutionized the chewing gum industry

>Pubic Enemies

A new STD is wreaking havoc over a New England highschool

>The Thin Ed Line

A man in his forties tries to lose weight and fails.

>The Dark Night
Heath Ledger wonders why things are getting increasingly black as he ingests one too many narcotics.

>Das.Boo
German film adaptation to DBZ featuring the last major villain of the series

Cheeky

Just go with T

Danny, played by Adam Sandler, leads a successful life as a plastic surgeon in Los Angeles, and through a series of mishaps, ends up following Mr T into the jungles of Hawaii on a quest to discover himself and which woman he truly loves

Project

Three high school kids plan to make themselves famous, by throwing the best party their school has ever seen. But then they just do whatever homework they have instead, like every weekend.

>The story of a man who repeatedly skips leg day
fucking lost it

Eat

A movie about a couple of guys eating food.

>Titnic

Low budget exploitation movie about two women trying to steal breast implants

The Ew World

Colin Farrel tries to colonize an icky place

>Super Size M

McDonalds plan to dominate the world by making an oversized M on their fast food logo that would rob the world of all its naturally occurring metal deposits

Man on Ire
It's a documentary, about why people are becoming increasingly angry in their day to day life.

>X Machina

Xzibit reboots the pimp my ride franchise

Alternatively Man on Fir
Denzel Washington sits in a tree.

>Down Ups
A comedy about a group of close friends...All of them have Down Syndrome

>Schindler's Lisp
Adolf Hitler prepares for his grand rally but has trouble speaking with anxiety and stammers embarrassingly. He hires the Jewish doctor, Herr Schindler, to help him overcome it.

>Eat
Documentary about Val Kilmers struggle to lose weight

Children of Me

It's a romantic comedy about Ghengis Khan

>Not making it a biography film about the guy who climbed a tree and just wanted cigarettes

>Seen

Brad Pitt witnesses Morgan Freeman commit a horrible crime.

>Generation ill
Story about marines invading Iraq while high on every drug possible

You missed the point friendo

>Ion Man

Sequel to Hollow Man.

>Jaw

Sarah Jessica Parker's biography

Do never reply to me ever again

The gey

>a story about OP

no

Chris Benoit biopic

The 4-year old virgin

The story of a former paper salescompany manager trying to pop a 4 year old's cherry

>Seed

Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock do bukkake.

...

>Shek

Shek makes onion milkshakes and takes fat ogre sheks in his lavatory

>Ol Boy

The story of an irish drunk who spends his days in the pub getting pissed and his relations with his familly and acquaintances.

A biopic abou Olivia Wilde

Fuck I'm dying here

>suicide quad
tragical story of user who promised to kill himself after getting quads

>He
Story of a woman falling in love with artificially intelligent machine.
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>The Neon Demo

story of an up and coming artist who makes an astonishing setup entirely based on visuals and no meaning at all using only neons and how people shit on him for lacking substance.

Rainspotting, the story of weathermen who discovered a deadly hurricane that wasn't showing up on radars, but didn't do anything about it and went to a bar and got wasted instead, leaving thousands of poor underprivileged youth of color to die

>DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!

>SAY WOOF AGAIN! I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!

>The Rod
A man takes his son through a post apocalyptic landscape only to leave him with Guy Pierce who rapes him in the end, giving him a good taste of the tititular Rod.

this is *exactly* how redditors type

>not about Eva Braun using Nazi technology to clone herself to create an infinite army of Evi

holy kek

Underated