You talk a lot of trash Cred Forums but if you were nominated you would show up to the ceremony 100%

You talk a lot of trash Cred Forums but if you were nominated you would show up to the ceremony 100%

I hope they make an award for being a fat virgin loser one day

Nah. I'd have a Native American accept my award.

Fuck no I wouldn't. I could win. And then knowing me I'd probably give the audience the finger during the speech.

I would only go to the after-Oscars party to see if I can get finally laid with a drunk D-list star.

And If I win that Oscar, that means double penetration.

>Pick up award
>For you

And they would love you like they love Eminem.

>double penetration
For you or her?

Of course I'd go if for no other reason than to be surrounded by waifus. If I won my acceptance speech would be "I love you ASR."

LOL I GET XDXDXDXD
STICK THE AWARD UP YOU BUTT
AYYYYYYYYYYYY
ELL EMM AY OH

I was genuinely curious

user, the joke is that he would use the award as an anal dildo. on himself

You sound like you're in middle school.

you sound like some ass hat

Isn't it usually a contractual agreement you have to sign when signing onto a movie these days? If you're nominated you're required to be there.

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

where did you hear this preposterous notion?

How is that double penetration? Does he also have a . . . vagina that's being penetrated? Is he some kind of hermaphrodite?

Why would I be nominated? I have achieved nothing in my entire life.

its two people getting penetrationed at the same time all at once in the same room. its isnt rocket science am i right?

you can put more than one dick in one hole you fucking infant

>half-nigger