User what's your longest relationship?

3 after highschool. Finally got my highschool crush and it was the best feeling in my life. Then she cheated on me, got pregnant with another man, and left me. Now I been an alcoholic for over 6 years. Her child is over 5 now. Time sure flies when you spend every night blurry cuz you got so drunk. I woke up with my Facebook activated and a message but I'm so embarrassed I deactivated it without reading what the message was. I forget my ex is still on my friend list. I guess you can say I'm DAMAGED.

3 years and I'm just ready to dump her and be single again but I don't know how

3 years I was with her I meant.

/blog

7 months

a month, most of the interaction happened online

Getting married to my fiance of 8 years next year.

10 months. Been 6 years. Still just as awkward and beta with girls as I was before.

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13 years
I left her for a younger sexier woman because she got fat.

I dunno dude, statistically wm/bw married couples have the lowest divorce rate. I reckon I'm good.

>all these cucked in this thread
>now half of Cred Forums's sense of humor suddenly makes sense

It happens to everyone guys, get over it. Although, getting over it will be particularly hard for more so than others.

The trick is to not 'forget' or 'replace' the experiences but to make it ones own and develop from it. The mind is not static. Its a continuous process everyday of your life.

about 4 weeks meeting in the pub at weekends

>about half a year

Which isn't even a big lie though actually it was with a chick who lived 500km away, we met like five times and were never actually in a relationship.

Joke's on you, I've never even talked to a girl.

4 years. We break up 2 years ago, since then I'm alone and lost any kind of interest to be in a relationship or even a casual thing, it's so damn taxing.

Coming up on 3 years, she makes me very happy but she's fat.

:-)

>My longest relationship was half a year
>Except that it wasn't a relationship
>But calling it that isn't a big lie

This is making me sad dude.

say hi to your girlfriends son for me

good for you user

So she is a beast on the bed. I'm happy for you user.

i think around a month.
>i was 13 years old
>asked her out over text, don't know why, didn't even really like her
>she was pretty ugly
>went on one "date" with all of her and my friends
>spent most of the time avoiding her
>went to 2 school dances? maybe one? can't remember.
>broke up with her over text.

that was my last relationship with a girl. i'm 26 now.

Just under 2 years dating, ended just over 2 years ago.
There are very few good reasons to end things with a 9/10 blonde qt who is sexually wild and endlessly affectionate, and start shitposting on Cred Forums instead of dating

But try breaking up, fucking other girls, getting back together, then finding out she was pregnant and some nu-male cuck paid for your abortion to try and impress her with his niceness. Only for her to still go back to you

That'll do it.

5 years

She left me 2.5 years ago and I'm still fucked up over it. Went full volcel while trying to improve my life.

>Some beta male paid money to abort your child

What the fug.

She stopped thinking about you a week after she left you. Move on.

Does that help 4U?
I gave up porn (not jerking off, just porn) for the 1st 6 weeks of college and gained a tonne of good friends, bunch of great nights, stole a guy's girlfriend (hottest girl I've ever dated).
But that was 1. When I was 19, not 23, and 2. At the start of college, a time already full of opportunity. Not sure if quitting it now would do anything other than lower my libido, seems like a real magic bullet "just take this/ quit this/ do this and you'll get your life on track" deal

19 months

Truth right here. Most of them would never give you a second thought, so forget them.

25 years, her name is Palmela.

I don't think not watching porn lead you to having those experiences.

Volcel isn't going to change your entire life. It's helped me put things in perspective and realize that sex isn't what defines self worth. My libido is still strong. I'll occasionally go out on a date or two to see if I'm ready for that level intimacy again. Physically I'm ready to go but I'm just not there mentally yet.

6mo

This character reminds me of myself minus the sex appeal, cushy job, nice apartment and flirting game
Intelligent nihilistic etc etc goes without saying ofc

4 years.
I left her and fucked five girls over the next two months and it was fun, then I found myself another girlfriend about five months later.
The girls who stuck with me in my mind I only dated for about a year and a year and a half each. They were pretty amazing and hard to get over. They both contact me sometimes and I've fucked both of them a couple of times each since leaving them as well.

Ten years. Found out she was fucking another dude, I was getting literally cucked.

When I left she moved in with the other dude, then I fucked her and cucked him. Checkmate

> 6months with a girl
> 6 months with a guy.

I tried out both because I never felt anything for either sex physically. I just like to be alone. I think years of porn have left me dead inside.

6 months. Then I found out she was a dyke. tfwnothreesome

Exactly 1600 days (and counting).

He said b4 posting on /r9k/.

1 year and 5 months. She dumped me yesterday. How do i get over it Cred Forums?

take a really big shit

One day.

Done whats next?

well, I've been on Cred Forums for 13 years.

Burn down a synagogue.

3 years and 4 months.

Great girl, shitty family, we were all but ready to move in toghether and start a family (she had a misscarriage recently and made me realize I want kids) sadly she is a mean drunk and she lies when she drinks so I left her two or three weeks ago... I'm still broken up about it but I've watched a bunch of old western and 80's movies with my free time.

that's it. you're done. that'll be 299.99$ please

travel the world, fuck whores

Watch all of Yugioh 5Ds

shut up yusuf