I just hope that the Darkspawn don't look too fake

I just hope that the Darkspawn don't look too fake.

Also
>tfw the last few chapters of book 5
Was not ready for the feels desu

>it's a seanchan episode

>Its a pillow friends episode

But who will tug the braid and adjust the skirt and call men wool-headed fools?

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WoT is one of the few things in life that can empirically shown to have no redeeming features. If you like it you are everything that is wrong with humanity. Kill yourself.

>tfw Nynaeve will never cure your mental issues with her healing

>you will never bond an Aes Sedai

why even live

I would rather read one of Gurm's meandering passages on food than endure another one of Robert Jordan's inane observational comedy rants on gender relations.

>GoT is one of the few things in life that can empirically shown to have no redeeming features
>TWD is one of the few things in life that can empirically shown
>capeshit is one of the few things in life that

I can't even begin to go into just how wrong you are

Prove it then faggot. WoT is the only thing in life where I actually feel simmering rage at the fact that there are people who unironicaly like it. What the fuck is wrong with you.

but it's about working together in peace, to find a balance in everything?

plus all the male chars are pretty much achievers, only their achievements are sometimes hindered by women meddling

Lanfear causing wet dreams is pretty likeable

>tfw Graendal will never make you into one her of toys

>yw see the first sounding of the Horn of Valere
>yw see Rand BTFOing Ismael and declaring himself the Dragon Reborn
>yw see Mat BTFOing that faggot Couladin
>yw see Rand killing Rahvin and taking over Andor

>CONGRATULATIONS RAND YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE ULTIMATE EVIL
>LOL JK IT WASN'T REALLY HIM
>IT WAS HIS SERVANT WHO'LL PROBABLY COME BACK ANYWAY DUE TO MUH REINCARNATION

literally *It's a hologram* the series.

Normies are about to steal another fantasy like they did with ASOIAF.

When will normalfag appropriation of nerd culture stop?

>the show will be cancelled just halfway through season 6 so they never air Battle of Dumais Wells

delet this pls

to promote diversity, they will make half of Aes Sedai black

Black and White Ajah will switch terms because making Black Ajah the evil ones will not be appropriate in this progressive era

Someone edit this, write Cred Forums above Donald's head and Cred Forums above the ginger head

That gif is incredible.

The fucking expression on that dude's face.

But will they keep all the fethises?

leave the poor JIF alone!

>tfw

You forgot to mention the renaming of The Dark One

It's going to happen just like with ASOIAF

yeah, it might be called "White Devil"

Two Rivers will have to begin as a multiculti place, with Rand father being a old black dude, Egwene is Hispanic, Mat is Asian, Perrin is big Arab, Nynaeve will be Indian, Thom will be Native American, Lan can be Polynesian and Moiraine will be Aboriginal. Rand can be white for a while, but will eventually discover his foreign roots. (and realize he is an albino born to Central Asian looking parents)

>what if Manetheren got TROLLOCed?

Is this real?

What channel is picking it up?

so far unknown

hopefully some channel with big deep pockets full of cash

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STOP IT

>tfw no one will put an a'dam on you and give you sweets for being a good damane

no!

>tfw Semirhage will never make you die from mental euphoria and overorgasming

WHY DID RAND KILL BEST GIRL

ITS NOT FAIR

I'll keep feelposting till the day of Return of the Great Lord of Dark dawns

>tfw you will never share your mind with someone over weird warderbondings and compare them to old leather

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Is this shit getting the Shannara treatment? I'll laugh my ass off.

>tfw you will never sail on a Seafolk boat where all the women are naked

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>tfw you will never enjoy vacation on Shayol Ghul