Cons:
>Dyslexic
>Color blind
>virgin until 24 yo
>Married first GF
Pros:
>Rich
>Famous
>Probably fucks actresses before casting them
If God offered you to switch lives with him, would you do it?
Cons:
Jack White
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Brody Collins
everything except the dyslexia is an improvement on my life
Jose Howard
No. I like having a chin.
Chase Hill
>Rich
>Probably fucks actresses before casting them
Neither of these are true
He is too much of an asspie for the former and he still owes for his earlier films
Gavin Mitchell
Don't want to shag Elle Fanning?
Landon Kelly
I'm turning 24 this year and still a kissless virgin. That means there is still hope!
Jaxson Parker
What does the teenage girl inside of you look like?
Thomas Wright
hopefully better-looking than the male outside.
William Baker
>>>Rich
>>Famous
>>Probably fucks actresses before casting them
>>Pros:
>>Rich
>>Famous
>>Probably fucks actresses before casting them
>>>Rich
>>Famous
>>Probably fucks actresses before casting them
>>>Rich
>>Famous
>>Probably fucks actresses before casting them
Hunter Lopez
No, she looks like a giant lanky baby
Caleb Nelson
DELET THIS
Isaac Myers
>get to make kino
>can probably convince Christina Hendricks to do a nood scene
Of course I'll do it.
Grayson Murphy
Matthew Carter
Heh i doubt he still has that debt though
He should do a movie exposing those moneylenders that almost ruined him
Dylan Thompson
After that my mommy thinks I'm a genius at everything I do comment I fucking hate him. I know adults like that IRL and they are monsterus narsasist cunts that will never grow into a functioning adult because there mommies have crippled their independent brain function. Believe me it's not someone you wanna look up to or admire.
Camden Miller
you just know
Ayden Ross
when she puts her hands on his forearms
was she going to pry him off her? or was she into it?
Robert Gray
She was definitely about to freak.
>Bella (red dress) immediately looks at her phone and pretends she doesn't notice them
Yeah it was definitely weird.
I think he's literally in love with Elle, I loved TND but I went to a Q&A and the way he talks about her is really bizarre.
Matthew Torres
Yes, then I could finally kill myself, content in the idea that I would be improving the world by ridding it of a terrible filmmaker.
Bentley Phillips
shes obviously trying to push him off of her.
Joshua Ramirez
thank you for the informative post
why is his wife laughing happily in the background? that's pretty weird too
Asher Adams
that's hot
sorry miss fanning
William Campbell
WHY IS HIS WIFE OK WITH THIS? WTF IS HAPPENING?
Bentley Nguyen
>>virgin until 24 yo
Well I'm turning 24 next week with no prospect of getting devirginized so at least I'll get a Liv gf soon
Henry Gonzalez
>cuckolding is real
Charles Ortiz
She already watched him deflower her. Kissing ain't no thang
John Evans
meep meep?!
Michael Robinson
bump?
Josiah Nelson
This
all his interviews are fucking cringe
Grayson Gutierrez
>color blind is an improvement
Are you blind?
Noah Sanders
they have an open relationship, she used to be with von try hard, the kid might actually be his.
Juan Baker
Look at the faces behind
you just know that everyone thinks he's retarded
That awkward laugh
Leo Lopez
>2k17
>not buying a laser surgery to obtain b/w sight
Matthew Taylor
>After that my mommy thinks I'm a genius at everything I do comment I fucking hate him
Bruh, do you even English?
Carson Allen
>get to sleep with the Goose
count me in
Landon Stewart
OP here, I should have added AUTISTICALLY RETARDED to his cons.
Kevin Anderson
No, apparently he got definitely rid of his debt when he made Bronson. I don't think you need much social skills to fuck girls who'd do anything to appear in a film.
I think you all seem to underestimate him.
Brayden Young
Cons:
>Has no neck
Pros:
>Telekenetic
Cameron Williams
She's a cuck. It's pretty commen in Scandinavia.
Isaac White
Go find yourself a prostitute, faggot.