Girls

god disney has totally fucked up their facial proportions now.

I'm pissed that there are so few porn parodies

maybe you want to be a pretty princess

>fucked up
can't argue with that box office kiddo

Literally nothing op. You're alive man. I'm nearly 30 and recently watched Tarzan and fucking cried all the way through. There's no singing in that, but the music and concept nailed the Tarzan story/characer so beautifully that i couldn't not be moved by it. That said, you may be compensating for something else in your life.

i don't care about box offices gramps.

I think you're transgendered. Try chopping off your balls and cock and pop some hormone blockers. See if that helps your condition. If it doesn't, oh well, not like you were using those to begin with.

Yes. And everybody lies.

>>I'm straight.

normal peoples dont watch princess cartoons

Normal people also don't post nazi-frog memes on anime image boards

it's a bee ...

>its just a flag

I'd call it a pep-bee

define normal.

nothing is wrong with you, disney princesses are what women are supposed to be, you're crying because feminism has destroyed the modern woman and you are seeing what should have been

>42 years old
This is the most sad depressing thing I've ever read in my entire life

>42
>beta
>into the same things as 12 year old girls
Typical cunnyposter

42 is depressing? I hope to be 92 at least.

>>I'm 42.

I'm 30 and I feel too old for this site. Disney is not your problem.

A 42 year old shitposter who not only still pays attention to memes, but his only point of pride is creating memes like some 14 year old autist... Yes, very depressing.

It's not only my favorite Disney film. It's also my favorite film period.

It's perfect in every way, shap and form.
All of Disneys best animators of the time worked on it so the animation and characters are amazing
You have a Divin Sea Witch.
Some of the best music to ever come out of Disney.
A classic non douchebag prince unlike the modern day Tangled / Frozen ones of today.
No forced black characters (no Sabastion doesn't count because hes a mother fuckin Awesome crab.)
A beautiful half naked Disney princess thats willing to shut up forever and sells her voice just so she can get legs which she can spreed for her Prince. Now thats a mother fucking girl right there.
Some say ...
> b-but Ariel has such a weak motivation

I ask those anons to not be so harsh. She was 16 and it was true love. How do you know it was true love ? Because "at 16 it's always true love." ~ Zelda Spellman
Besides I like that her character was slightly dopy. It made her wide eyed / childlike which made her more loveable. You feel the need to put your arm around a person like that and protect / love her forever.

>creating memes
whaaa...? who da fuck created a meme here? not me, you blind faggot.

>Lmao leave old man,

No, user. That's not how it fucking works. Nobody just gets to leave. You would know that if you weren't so NEW.

I've just watched frozen yesterday, found it overrated. It's fun and well done, but nothing special, as far as Disney animations go.

I wanna remove her weird shell-bra and kiss her nipples non-sexually.

>kiss nipples non-sexually
make some fucking sense son.

It's not something you can explain, you gotta feel it deep inside.

It's like Italian mothers who kiss their son's penises non-sexually

All of them are white and aryan

Go seek medical attention you basement dwelling water head. Your uncle clearly fucked your mouth like a pocket pussy and you have repressed it.

I get you, user. The reason is because hes probably a teen with BooBs on his mind 24/7, and couldn't possibly understand how a man could just kiss a womans breasts non-sexually.

Dude, don't talk to me like that.

Edgy 15yr old faggot detected.

All these anons who for some reason believe they will never age of that them become 42 is a 1000 years away.

>of that them become 42
meant to say *or that them become 42

all this jailbait

Aurora > Ariel > Rapenzel, Cindyrella

Disney makes the best jailbait.

it's not that you fuck, a goddamn 42yr old shouldn't be on a dumb ass site like this for anything other than porn.

fucker needs to grow the fuck up.

You really think wew lad came from an adult? You didn't say it had to be a good meme.

>I know this feel bro.

this. and the pic!!!

I fapped to Ariel's look (i.e. glance) in the boat scene more than I dare to admit...

>fucker needs to grow the fuck up.

>He fell for the You have to grow up, and leave childish things behind at a certain age meme.
I tip my hat to you good sir.

Can you imagine being in your 40s and getting into a profanity laced shouting contest over the internet with a 15 year old?

Because I can

>suffers from arrested development
>posts pics of Michael Jackson
dat irony

>Can you imagine being in your 40s
>Because I can
youtube.com/watch?v=_dhZWWnWvQY

Where the fuck you think you are, nigga?
Did you ever stop to think that perhaps it's you who is out of place here?

>saw Sleeping Beauty in 70mm last weekend
Holy shit, it looked incredible.
>literally the only 70mm copy left in existence, and has to get passed around from theater to theater because Disney doesn't care

>>literally the only 70mm copy left in existence,
How do you know it's the only 70mm copy left in existence? Wouldn't Disney back that shit up?

Nah they like to use CAPS, they're fucking retards

>for anything other than porn.

You mean Blacked™?
Because that all this fuck sites been dumping for about three years now.

How sad.

>It's making money, it must be good!
Fuckin plebs

Who is the cutest Disney girl?

I just Mulan

>Dat filename.

it is though...

Yeah I want to bend her over and pound that ass in a completely platonic manner

Well you surround yourself with jaded assholes and then wonder why when you see something beautiful you feel something

really activated my cerebellum

I agree. Do these retards not understand the internet isn't going away? He's more entitled to this site than the nu-internet facebook fucks who are turning culture into 1984.

guys idk if i'm right but i bet because snow white is so nice and pure on the outside if you get her into bed she's a fucking ANIMAL. just absolutely mad with lust.

That's fine. I've fapped to cartoons too.

The protectionist told us so when he introduced it.

He was openly miffed, too. Could tell he really cared about preserving that shit.

She probably just lies back and thinks of England.

If they use CAPS it's for a good reason. Disney is not stupid. Bob Iger shits Sleeping Beauty in 70mm.

There was a banned Looney Toons parody where Snow White was a qt black Jelezbel. I think I fapped to her at least once.
Some of the cartoon was pretty cringe though.

Wow that looks like a job for Cred Forums

looks hilarious

i mean i'm not crazy but like, if i could pay $10,000 to eat anna's pussy i would

not ariel's though. too salty. elsa, i'd be worried about it getting stuck.

>yfw your kids are drowning and your wife is tied to a railroad and you're dying of snakebite and your first priority is finding "Coal Black and the Sebben Dwarfs"

It's right here in hq you dumbass.
dailymotion.com/video/x51ver_merrie-melodies-coal-black-and-de-s_shortfilms
That's a crude comparison. Bob Clampett loved the jazz scene and black culture, and he hired black voice actors to do most of the voice work.

Loli Anna

Hands down

WOW
it's fucking
REAL??

I thought it was going to be some bullshit but it's an actual Merrie Melody. Gotta watch it.

It means you are a ravening homosexual.

Jasmine!

>le weed XD

kys

>I'm straight

DUDE FORCED MARRIAGE IN THE MIDDLE EAST, LMAO!

DELETE THIS!

Aurora a cute

I'd watch the whole movie like this if I could.

Something to do with loud powerful singing I feel it too. Let It Go in theaters made me emotional I can't explain it.

Fuck I wish I could draw. Animators are so fucking lucky they can literally make their own perfect women and porn. If I had talent I would literally never stop drawing women.

Iktf bro.

I took an art drawing class for a semester as I hoped I'd be good enough to make my own loli waifus.

Didn't even finish the damn class and just stopped going. I'll always be a lowly IT grunt.

Who's the black girl?

Shes from the Princess and The Frog. youtube.com/watch?v=irEBOfv4Ug4

guys like you never make it
you have to have passion beyond qt2tfrooties

All have been replaced with the one true Disney waifu.

I'm just not an artist m8.

However I've been commended on my handwriting for all my life. I write in cursive still and I've always appreciated the art of calligraphy.

Ariel also a cute

Snow White is the best Disney princess and any of you who say otherwise are retarded
>knows how to treat a man
>enjoys cooking and cleaning
>great with animals
>great with little people(substitute them for kids)
>first Disney princess

is there a pic with every disney princess in it anywhere?

>shes 14 years old.

Snow White is fugly

Even captcha agrees w/ me.

>sage

None of the others have the same raw sex appeal.

...

>tfw you've been using Cred Forums longer than some of the posters have been alive

Digusting whore. THIS is what the modern man wants.

>they designed a featherduster that sexy for a tiny human cameo

There's no way there aren't artist drawings of the character getting fucked, somewhere.

If the guys behind Rugrats and Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers draw that shit, Disney DEFINITELY gets it all the time.

Luck has nothing to do with it. They spend hours upon hours for years hunched over a board until their eyes water and they can't see, and it takes an effort just to stand up, and their hands hurt for the rest of the day. And then they do it all again the next day, and again, a thousand times. Then they can make stuff like this.

Man I would bend this rabbit over a couch and fuck her till she couldn't walk.
Not even a furry.

Perfectly normal.

As long as she can talk

Well shit so do I