"JUMANJI" SYNOPSIS

>Jake Kasdan's JUMANJI follows four teenagers from different social circles who end up in detention together and stumble upon the enchanted board game, which transports them to a lush jungle where their minds inhabit the minds of the game's characters - Dr. Smolder Bravestone (Dwayne Johnson), Ruby Roundhouse (Karen Gillian), Moose Finbar (Kevin Hart) and Professor Shelly Oberon (Jack Black). In order to return to their old bodies in the real world, they must complete the game and transverse the perilous landscape in search of a fabled magic diamond.

I want it to be good but

This looks like shit
This will be shit

Oh my god the are going to ruin our fucking childhood

>Not retreading the plot of the first movie

They deserve some points for that, at least.

That screenshot looks like some porn parody.

>That scene where Robin Williams describes being a scared boy alone in the jungle at night.

Can't wait for the scene where Jack Black trips and falls face first into elephant poo :DD

No matter how shit it may be, it won't be a childhood ruiner because they're actually changing things about it.

Count those blessings, user.

>Karen Gillian
>Gillian

holy shit, of course the SJWs are already out saying her outfit is problematic. theses fucking online "journalists" need to be rounded up and put in camps.

Hopefully people were paying attention to how well caving to those faggots worked out for Ghostbusters.

To be honest that sounds good

It makes sense why the characters look so over the top

This. I bet they're just expanding upon the games rules. We didn't see even half of the rules / tasks in the original.

This might be a spin-off of it's own but still featuring the same original board. That would be cool.

>tfw you're a teenage boy
>tfw you main Karen because she's 2qt
>tfw you get magically transformed into her after being sucked into the game

the Rock,Kevin Hart and Jack Black all in the same movie

Get hype

Uh no that's obviously the jock is The Rock, Karen Gillian will be the shy girl who gains confidence and asks out the Rock on a date after the game ends, the black guy will literally be the token black guy, and jack black will be a "nerd" who thinks his intelligence puts him above everyone else but comes to realize the smartest thing to do is work together as a team, both in the game and in real life.

>four teenagers from different social circles

I can't barely notice how much fast i'm dropping the movie right fucking now.

Finally, a perfect movie.

The Rock is clearly the main character. When's the last time a jock was the main in a high school set movie?

Doesn't it bother anyone that this isn't how the Jumanji game worked at all?

Will they all meet hunter versions of their fathers in the game?

Why the fuck is she almost naked?

She needs to wear more clothes, this is bullshit.

Because she's a Lara Croft parody.

It's a kids movie just like Jewmanji and Zathura. No reason to see this a third time unless you're a reddit memester. Just walk away.

Ohh shiitt

They're all parodies.

He'll learn humility.

Why is the Jack Black character fat if he's living in the jungle.

That sounds generic as hell. No thanks.

>Not a plot where the game slowly takes over the real world.

Nope.

Picky.

He's a board game character.