Can we talk about Kevin Smith and his shirt?

Can we talk about Kevin Smith and his shirt?

Hes a big guy but he cant think it really hides the fat, he has a lot of loyalty to this shirt for a washed up hack.

If he took it off would he die? he actually married a couple wearing it. he wears it to funerals, i bet he wears it to bed.

why would you not take off a shirt before throwing yourself in bed?

Because he still pretends he likes hockey.
he's obviously stolen the oilers jersey and made his own because he's a fat fuck who has no originality.
Fat people have no taste whatsoever.

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What powered THICC. They often talked about the "stations THICC grid", but they never showed what generated the THICC, like a THICC core or whatever. And that episode where they get stuck in an decommissioned Cardassian THICC processing room doesn't count since it was as the name suggests, decommissioned.

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i can only get so hard

>He's a big guy

FOR YOU

>the moment she sees his bald spat she looks away all flustered.

Holy shit I fucking LOVE Kevin smith threads!

so what exactly happened here?

Is that a natural balding pattern ?

Why does he wear the same knockoff Edmonton Oilers jersey?

>just as it shows her fat ass it cuts away

fucking gay

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she was always superior to britney, too bad she didn't make movies.

>that pic
Shit. I'm glad I'm not the only one who's eyes water when I see THICC. Happens every Kevin Smith thread

>she will never pOwn your dick with her clit/brown/taint-area

>that plump booty in that tight dress

Why the hell does he support Edmonton?

This Christina thread-opening meme is the greatest of all time after CIA.

What did they mean by this?

ummmmm boys

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I like the porn star look she's going for.

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mmmm the memories of watching MTV and waiting for her Dirrty music video in order to masturbate furiously

Is he ignoring Aguilera on purpose or something

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He's fat, not thick

Thicccccccc

fuck