Post movie tropes

you have failed me for the last time

>character falls/gets hurt
>gets up, "it's okay! i'm okay!"

that never happens

>white couple
>they end up being faithful with another

>Character tells another character that is of a large physical size
>Second character claims he is only large in relation to the first character
Seriously?

literally every comedy in the past 20 years

it even happens in the lord of the rings

>Thanks, EINSTEIN! Now drop the nerd speak and give it to us in English!

>My name is... THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE

1 movie where this happens. Name it.

youtube.com/watch?v=LMB_4U48InY

Thoroughly Modern Millie

>black couple
>they're married

>My name is an alias...my real name is...[character from the source material whose identity was hidden in marketing for no reason except a shitty "twist"]

Fuck this

>AI is made to protect humanity
>AI becomes sentient
>AI decides to protect humanity by destroying it

>in one move
>a trope

Aight

What are my set bros working on today?

>movie tropes
>they name flicks

Hey you okay?

>Person has a wound
>Another person uses a piece of cloth to bandage wound.
>Cloth always twice as big as needed. Must be ripped in half. Always.

>black character
>speaks proper english

>character is greek
>played by a white actor
Wtf hollywood?

>interracial couple

>movie 18990 about a strong influential man or athlete starring an A list actor
>Love interest of main actor is played by Amy Adams
>Adams gets a best supporting actress nom but doesn't win

> White guy goes to foreign non white country and saves the day just by the power of his whiteness.

>character sits down for breakfast
>gets up 15 seconds later and leaves for school/work
I rage every time

Anyone watch Red Dwarf? They literally had this shitty meme in the last episode.

You asked for one movie, he gave you one movie.

LITERALLY name 13 Movies, 8 Pre-war comic strips, 5 lyrics to Bengali Baul music and π2 mobile games where this happens

It's also in I Love You Phillip Morris

Also on set

One of my exes used to always take humongous shits. When we were daiting we had to keep a butter knife in the bathroom so she could slice her shit up and it could flush.

>every comedy of the past 20 years
>even happens in LOTR

Why'd you say the same thing twice?

>sex scene
>violent flatulence suspiciously absent

>character has a bowel movement
>goes down with one flush

>character is an unrecognized genius with a horrendous home life
>befriends teacher
>both are crushed by a falling piano

>matriarch rings a triangle outside of the door to alert the family to dinner being ready

>family has dinner
>doesn't each from a trough

>sex scene
>slide whistle sound effects are dubbed in

>characters are on a plane
>it lands without incident

Name one movie where this happens.

>opening scene is protagonist waking up to an alarm clock

>character has a sudden realization
>timpani hit and swell sound effect

Do you really not go commando? I ofte- wait; never mind. I thought I might be talking to a normal man who knows how to wipe his ass, showers daily, and doesn't wet-fart all day long, then I realized I was here.

>Every character is played by a Jew

I immediately give it a 3.0 on rotten tomatoes

every damn time

>black couple

>trope thread
>1 (one) (un) (uno) pepe image
Terrible thread

>Character explains wormholes
>Folds up a piece of paper and pokes a hole through it with a pen

Name two movies this happened in.

>Jurassic Park
>Memento

Interstellar and Event Horizon

>Character decides to locate a computer password by trial and error
>Succeeds after three attempts

>hacking

>how fast can you fix thing?
>I can do it in two days
>you got three hours!

>Movie where steam trains are featured prominently
>Everything is completely wrong

I'll explain: imagine a movie that's meant to be about cars in 1910 (think Ford Model Ts, etc.) and all of the characters are driving around 1950s Corvettes while listening to Snoop Dogg on 8-track tapes. That's basically how historical trains are represented in most movies now.

They get away with this because very few people are familiar with this tech nowadays.

>her dog's name is Billy, so I knew the password would be billy1234

>Character dies and baby is born

>landing in soft garbage

>character's landing is cushioned by a pile of "garbage" that's just trash bags full of dusty cardboard
>they don't fall face-first into moldy potato salad with used pads and tampons in it

>Protagonist and antagonist used to be best friends

...and now they're fighting! Oh noes!

>crappy sports team gets a washed up coach
>washed up coach has a past with the best teams coach
>crappy team gets better and better with the help of a few montages
>Championship Game: crappy team and best team
>who would have guessed the crappy team wins
>Dont forget, the washed up coach gets the girl in the end and everyone is happy

> government organization
> actually gets shit done

Immersion destroyed.

>After sex
>Overhead shot of man and woman lying in bed
>L-shaped blanket

Contagion.

>Scientist explains something perfectly understand
>Someone else says, "In English?" Possibly also calls them an "egghead"

Didn't they do that shit in that awful Now You See Me movie? With like this insanely rich guy who wasn't even a huge asshole?

op is so fucking lazy that he didnt even do his shitty frogpost greentext and you niggers reply

>"I need that damn info by yesterday!"
>Nerd takes off glasses and becomes beautiful
>Good guy can take the shot, but watches bad guy get away

Now this is autism

You forgot Event Horizon.

> I know this!! It's a UNIX system

Where do you think you are?

Haha, nice one kid! I like your moxie, I really do. You remind me of a younger me.
Back when I was just starting out on the boards, I would pull stunts like this all the time. Turn a meme on its ear. Try to be a "big guy" and impress the oldfags. It's completely normal.
But ya know what, kid? In time you'll come to learn that there's more to memery than simple tradition. There's great strength in it. Playing along with some OP's epic bait isn't something we do because we want to fit in. We do it because it weeds out the reddit fags and normies from the true memesmen of Cred Forums.
You stay around here long enough, kid, and you'll come to realize this. But for now, get out there, have some fun, and think about what I said.
And then read the first letter of each sentence of this post ;^)

>somewhat cute girl likes main character
>mc likes hot girl
>hot girls a bitch
>mc screws shit up with hot girl
>cute girl doesn't like him anymore and is angry at him for snubbing her
>mc feels bad for himself and then gets a redemption arc
>cute girl likes him again

Stranger Things kind of?

I see the ruse you have attempted. And it worked.

>sex scene
>woman cover herself with sheet despite showing her breasts during the sex scene

Maaaaan, I remember cruisin' Cred Forums (back then we called it "slash b") looking for the freshest memes. Rickrolling, advice animals, rage comics, greentexts... it seemed like the world was our oyster. Like the memes would never stop flowing.
It's all changed now, the meme game. "The Only Game" as my good friend Brad Dunwhittey called it (rip in piece, bro). Memes aren't just something Joe Schmo can take a look at and understand. Memes require an in-depth understanding and appreciation of film to truly "get". Kino, capeshit, waifu-core... it doesn't matter what your taste is, each meme has to be hand-crafted by dedicated artisans to truly deliver that dank experience.

Sometimes I miss those old days...

The Wizard of Oz
Citizen Kane
Inside Out
The Godfather
Modern Times
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Toy Story 3
The Philadelphia Story
Taxi Driver
12 Angry Men
A Streetcar Named Desire
The Hurt Locker
Annie Hall

Little Nemo
The Katzenjammer Kids
Little Orphan Annie
Popeye
The Squirrel Cage
The Phantom
Room and Board
Right Around Home

Tui
Amare
Pagal
Karli
Re

Angry Birds
Fruit Ninja
Cut the rope
2048
Flappy Bird
Plants v Zombies
Tem

washed up coach also has a bad relationship with his daughter/son or a drinking problem

>family has dinner
>little brother says something to older teenage sister
>she storms out

or:

>family sitting down for thanksgiving or christmas dinner
>doesn't end with a fight with people leaving

Goddamn nigga those dub dubs tho

Oh shit friend delightful alternating digits

>character shits
>wipes two or three times and fucking leaves
Literally how is their asshole still not covered in shit? Is it and they just don't care? I probably wipe like 10-15 times minimum before I feel comfortable enough.

gettin kinda depressed here lads

>I'll do it for $10
>You'll do it for $1
>9
>1
>8
>1
>5?
>1
>3?
>1
>2!
>1 million
>1!
>Okay, deal.

>boy and girl bump into each other causing at least one of them to drop the ridiculous amont of stuff they were carrying.

You know the rest.

>How do I know I can trust you?
>You don't

This always pisses me off to no end

>What the hell is going?
>No time to explain!

>movie is about to end
>it's sunset
>MC gets in his car
>"""antagonist""" talks to him from the outside
>"you know they'll come after you, they'll never stop"
>"I know"
>MC drives away
>match cut to grill in passenger seat of other car
>driver talks
>grill gets sad
>"where are we going?"
>"we're going home"
>MC drives off into the sunset
>youtube.com/watch?v=B9py0JOLpDc
>end credits
>mfw

Nice quads but I kinda like that sound when they rip the bandage off.

What the fuck. Not only does this inane video have twenty five thousand views, but the comments section is like the twilight zone.

This was especially egregious in Watchmen. I loved the movie, but to have the password for the computer of the smartest man in the world be the title of a book next to the computer adds an unnecessary element of disbelief to suspend.

Butthurt turd skin detected.

You ever shit in public bathrooms? I spend at least ten minutes on the toilet per shit, so I'll hear people enter another stall, evacuate their bowels for a minute, wipe twice, and get on with their day. Are these people chugging metamucil? Maybe we have unhealthy diets, but I suspect many people just don't care that they're disgusting dingleberry ass motherfuckers.

Cheer up sleeeepy Jean, oh what can it mean to a dank Cred Forums memer and a NEET on Cred Forums?

>small as fuck woman
>easily beats up big bag security guards and henchmen

Happens all the time in TV too.

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why are you acting like a big man for not wearing underwear like a normal person with proper hygiene

>....no black eyes

It's directly from the comic and was even word because the computer says something like "password almost correct" or something after he puts in part of the correct code.

That said Veidt deep down was just a serial villain who wanted to monologue about his scheme so it's plausible it was intentional.

>power of his whiteness

Tell me a movie where this happens, where a character does nothing other than have white skin to save the day you racist fuck.

>I
>AM
>IRON
>MAN
daaaa dunna daaa dananaaaaa

>sex scene
>careless whisper starts playing

k e k
e
k

>Movie has Arabic-looking terrorists

>The "twist" is that the rich white businessman, was controlling them the entire time.

Pretty accurate but I don't think such a movie actually exists besides TDKR.

Nothing in the comic or film shows that Veidt is really that smart. He doesn't do any of the Dr. Manhattan energy research himself, he's just good at merchandising.

Vantage Point
White House Down
Iron Man
Iron Man 3
24

That's just off the top of my head

>Sex scene
>It's always missionary-cowgirl or cowgirl-missionary
>doggystyle is almost exclusively rape

You need to eat at least some fiber, or your shits are like cardboard.

True Lies

I'm one of those people and the only way I can explain it is an active lifestyle with healthy eating habits.

When I need to shit, it doesn't take minutes of moaning and pushing to get that bad boy out.

hahahahahahah sweet exchange
you guys are silly billys

>character takes a shit
>uses the toilet seat like a girl instead of sitting on the rim
What the fuck is this shit?!

>woman has all her clothes on

>man and woman are friends
>not romantically involved
>woman secretly wants to be more than just friends
>misunderstanding makes woman very jealous
>man goes after her to tell her the truth
>night time in the rain
>she doesn't believe him
>they go their separate ways
>youtube.com/watch?v=kWSWjgb0vrM

>OOOO WATCHA SAY starts playing

>Man asks female character what she does for a living
>She smirks goofily at the camera
>Cut to shot of her walking out of the toilet as a flushing sound is heard

>Happens in one movie
>Regarded as trope anyways

It's MMMM WATCHA SAY, not OOOO

what

>mom makes massive breakfast for family
>dad and kids run out with nothing but an apple

White dad with white kids

That's right, though.

Except they're """"white"""".

>team decides to brainstorm on an idea
>all get Chinese food and eat directly from the takeout carton with chopsticks

in a fictional universe where a well-trained man can beat up 50 guys, a well-trained woman can probably take 10 or so. It checks out.

People return home to their apartment/house, don't bother to shut and or lock the door behind them.

Also kid gets abducted and he/she as asthma and or diabetes and they really need their inhaler/insulin.

>"Now I want you to meet the brains behind this whole operation..."
>It's a black scientist

>strong authority figure
>scared shitless
>"My god!"

>characters talking
>awkward moment
>smash cut to hard making out scene

>freeze frame
>"this is me"

You could work in cinema for 50 years and never see this amount of projecting.

> Wilhelm scream

This isn't even a hygiene issue, even the roughest of boxers can't compete with denim. Are you a masochist?

That's not a trope, that actually happens in real life

w-what?

look at the picture and remember where you are

Ratatouille

fucking Fallout

Maybe your shits wouldn't be so sloppy if you didn't live on Cheetos and soda.

fight the power

I still don't get it, what something like

>Wow, check this guy out!
an even bigger guy comes in
>No, check THIS guy out!

Something like that?

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literally never happens, stop memeing

>hijacking scene where the badguys swarm the vehicle.
>the guards inside start to viciously brutalize the hostages allied with the badguys.

THEY WERE EVEN TIED UP DAMNIT.

>character approaches microphone to make announcement
>"Excuse me-"
>sharp feedback
>"Excuse me, I have an announcement to make."
>no more feedback there on

>someone points a gun
>it makes a noise that's not quite the hammer cocking and not quite something loose rattling inside

>sword fight
>neither of the actors have a fucking clue how to fight
>at some point, someone's sword breaks in half, being fucking cut through by the other guy who must have some sort of lightsaber or something
>the swordless guy is on the ground, immediately manages to disarm the other guy and/or pulls something stabby out of his arse to one-hit-kill his attacker

Oh fuck, don't get me started on ancient combat tropes.

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Airplane!
Fahrenheit 9/11
TDKR opening
Snakes On A Plane
Blue Eyes
Revised and extended version of a Boeing 747 construction and maintenance film dubbed in french

>one on one hand fight/sword fight
>one guy gets a small cut to the face
>stops fighting momentarily
>wipes the blood with his finger and then tastes it
>resumes fighting but this time more aggressively

>stares at something in awe

>cigarette falls out of mouth

>character orders a dinner at a restaurant
>has a couple of bites and then walks out, leaving a full plate of food on the table

>wakes from bad dream by sitting up in bed really fast
>"GAH!"
>wife is instantly awake and lucid
>"Honey wats wrong??"

>character is brushing teeth
>spits once, doesn't rinse

Every fucking time.

>there is no clutter in anyone's home
>every single thing is neatly put away

This triggers my social ineptitude. How the fuck does this happen???

>I just can't help you, sorry
>You'd do it for Harambe
>Dammit, okay, I'll do it

to be fair, you're not actually meant to rinse off the toothpaste once you've finished brushing.

The fluoride in toothpaste acts as a protective coating and requires like 20-30 mins to form properly, rinsing your mouth straight afterwards removes most of that coating.

I love these

>Vietnam movie
>It Ain't Me starts playing

>Protag and antag have a martial arts fight
>Protag initially seems to be losing
>Something changes/he remembers something/his girlfriend encourages him
>Regains strength and kicks the antags ass

b-biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggg

>Character makes quippy comment
>Sidekick character raises eyebrow and looks at camera

Big what, user?

>AA shootout of some sort
>The magazine runs out of bullets
>Character looks at the gun

I have had airsoft combat and counting your own bullets became a necessity almost immediately, let alone in a serious situation. Only John Wick was clever enough to introduce reloading as an integral part of shooting a gun.

GET UP ROCK

GET UP YE BUM

she is a big girl

>Sex scene in movie.
>There is no moneyshot

It's a dumb joke
for you

>sex scene in movie
>no foreplay, no oral sex
>dude just pulls down his pants and starts fucking immediately

for us

>character is deleting files on a computer
>image on the screen gets corrupted

>base is set to automatic self destruct in 30 minutes
>base just starts gradually falling apart immediately while hero is trying to escape

>sex scene finishes
>full frontal
>guy is immediately soft

>character is copying secret files
>someone walks in
>stalls until the copy is 100%

yeah this is really annoying

>guy checks the back of his jocks
>there's a fat steamy chud in there
>"WHO PUT THIS HERE!?"
>"cheque please!"

>character A leads character B to a car
>silent
>opens the trunk
>cut to trunk filled with guns
>shot each other shit eating grins
>shitty rock music starts playing

>hero defuses the bomb one second before it explodes

>floating pirate ship appears above main character
>entire crowd starts chanting 90s grunge
>obese black man screams
>man appears who looks vaguely like wolverine with a terrible wig
>looks directly into the camera
>"nevermind"

why is there nothing original in hollywood?

SLC punk

>hero defuses the bomb 7 seconds before it explodes leavin 007 on the timer

is that big suze on the left?

>loser cums in his pants from just getting touched by a cute girl
What the fuck

Enjoy that bad zipper scraping up your short dick.

>Conversation starts at location A
>Continues at location B
>Ends in Location C

>sex scene
>fade to black
>guy wakes up the next morning
>still has briefs on

Why is this allowed?

>Hero chased through streets of New York
>There are snow-peaked mountains clearly visible in background

after i fire one off out the gate I can be rock hard and go for an hour.

Where'd this happen?

Rumble in the Bronx

You don't want your cum leaking dick all over the place.
She might scrape some cum off your dick and stuff it in her pussy for child support.

Protect yourselves.

I had no idea there was new Red Dwarf. any good other than that?

>sword fight
>neither of the actors have a fucking clue how to fight
>at some point, someone's sword breaks in half, being fucking cut through by the other guy who must have some sort of lightsaber or something
>the swordless guy is on the ground, opponent doesn't kill them but starts to boast, then gets distracted by something
>swordless guy disarms the opponent

This makes me rage. Why not just kill the fucking guy when you have the upperhand.

>buddy cop movie
>black streetwise urban cop and white by-the-book cop
>black cop is constantly making racist remarks towards the white partner

>you can't break into this system
>its impossi-
>I DESIGNED IT

>beautiful nice girl has a complete sociopath jock as her boyfriend
>nerdy protagonist guy has a crush on her
>nice girl still likes the sociopath boyfriend even after he beats the living shit out of people on the school hallways etc.

In real life that would be a huge red flag. If you see a girl dating sadistic sociopaths, there has to be something wrong with that girl and you should avoid her at all cost. Girl who has no problem with dating a psychopath must be a psychopath herself. No way would you want to stick your dick in that.

>ultra hacker nerd who supposedly never leaves his house
>looks like a male model, has a tan, visible abs, and wears fashionable clothes

>it's a nerd girl character

>Ancient / Medieval era movie
>Everyone is covered in mud
>Everything looks old even though it would be brand new at the time

That is literally Leicester City winning the Premier League last season. Their coach fucked up big time the prior season by relegating another team.

>"I'm sorry"
>"sorry for what?"
>"this"
>pulls out gun
>bang

he managed greece but fair play he did fuck them up

>character takes a shit
>no blood

>character touches something electrified
>gets thrown back like they were hit by a truck

Snow day although Id argue the hot girl was way hotter then the meh cute girl

Please explain how wormholes work without it turning into a 4-year physics course + a few years of grad school then.

Same exact piece of material existing in two locations at the same time.

how do the worms get through?

use an apple and an actual worm

Thanks for the effort senpai.

It's ok. It's been getting good reviews I think but it's lost its magic for me.

chill the fuck out michael you fucking troglodyte

>main character is driving through the city
>it's a dog
>guy pulls up next to him at stop light
>well aren't you a ruff rider

Every fucking time

Red Dwarf was never good.

why does the dentist rinse your mouth thoroughly after cleaning your teeth then?

This, desu. Triumph of the Will is really showing its age, innovation aside

They cake that shit on in large, thick dollops, Senpai.

You are full of surprises, Master Baggins

Does anyone think this is funny?

I would think it's due to the abrasiveness. I had a dentist tell me that not rinsing after brushing or using too much paste could cause abrasion and eventual gum deterioration.

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So anal was easy

Hi mike!

>Couple just had sex
>Woman sits up in bed and covers her breasts with the blanket

this upsets me everytime

I always cover myself in shame after I've just fapped

can somebody tell me how to produce a tumblr image parody like that?

>antagonist of the first movie becomes an anti-hero and teams up with the protagonist in the sequel

>Russian character shows up
>His name is Ivan, Sergei or Vladimir

But I like that trope

>French character shows up
>His name is Jean, Pierre or Jean-Pierre

>Italian-American mafioso character shows up
>His name is Joey, Frankie, Paulie or Tony

Am I the only one who does this?

It's 00:02, user

It's always 00:02

>hero falls into river
>the world's biggest waterfall is just downstream

>the badass character is played by a white guy

Yeah, that's authentic.

>character shits
>doesn't get shit stuck in the hair between their arse cheeks and have to put toilet paper between their fingers so they can pinch the large clumps of shit out before they can wipe properly

>chase bad guy around street corner

>Look around, don't see him.

>"He's gone."

>chinese character
>talks to people that aren't chinese

>Asks foreign character a question
>"He doesn't understand any English"
>Repeats the question, only slower

pls respond

Same, how am I meant to learn what to do?

>Hero on the run from bad guys goons and henchmen for the entire movie.

>Hero nearly dies several times and almost bleeds to death because he's outnumbered a dozen to one at every encounter.

>end of the movie hero crashes empty car through front gate of villains heavily fortified fortress as a distraction and fights his way solo through 100 heavily armed men and kills every one of them until there is no one left but him and the villain who the hero gets to look in the eye before killing him.

>watching awful kids movie
>the only jokes are shitty puns

Pokemon 2000 was so much worse than I remember

>Vietnam movie
>It's a creedence musical

Bad guys always make the coolest good guys.

>Asian character is able to pronounce the letter "r".

>slow motion chaotic action sequence with ironically serene music playing

So deep, man. Pure kino.

pls respond

(You) deserve some recognition for your hard work

>character shits
>doesn't stand up and admire their turd afterwards

>*da DOO doo da DOO doo*
>scene opens on character doing something mildly out of character
>"baaad to the booone!"

>IF YOU KILL HIM, HE WILL WIN

>C'MON PEOPLE WE GOTTA GET THIS DONE.
>pours drink on glass.

lol

>Hopelessly dire circumstances

>Younger character shows up to mentors apartment.

>Totally ignoring him, mentor is unshaven and frantically looking for something underneath piles of old papers and trash

>Younger character is frantically explaining how dire the situation is and how they are all doomed if they don't do something fast.

>Mentor continues to ignore him, frantically searching.

>"Are you listening to me??..We have to DO SOMETHING!!

>mentor says "Found it!"

>It's a bottle of whiskey .

>implying tropes don't happen in real life

>Are you a doctor?

>I'm a veterinarian.

BTFO

what is this sick shit? Am I supposed to subliminally link milk to "jugs"?

>Cop stops black guy

>Doesn't shoot him

>thunderstorm scene
>lightning and thunder happen at the same time

Tvtropes.org will have this thread all set

one of the worst movies ever

Emperor's New Groove

how do you do it? please tell me

>woman looks over to the main character in a bar
>immediately cuts to the middle of a sex scene

you forgot the part where crappy team loses badly to best team during regular season

>is a junior league pee wee game between played by 8-10 year olds.
>games have professional announcers giving play by play commentary from the press box

based

>SON OF A- BOOM

posts like this give me hope for this board.

>I think we lost them

>character has a severe hangover
>dissipates as he drinks a cup of coffee

>character smokes weed
>hallucinates

>character masturbates
>uses a sock

>character is sleeping
>on his back with his arms crossed over the covers

No she's just deluded into thinking she can change Chad for the better. Also girls date ANY guy as long as he's hot

Christ, tennis with these must be extremely painful.

u u u u

>name one movie where this happens
>user names one movie
>"one example doesn't make it true!"

Are you retarded?

>Main character is about to take a shower
>Doesn't masturbate before getting in

It's like they don't want to be realistic

>not masturbating in the shower

>taking showers
>not masturbating in your pants and walking around with it for days

>implying I don't shower with cum

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Found the fellow Roadhouse fan. How's things?

Can confirm. Been there, done that.

....... LONDON?

i find this trope extremely satisfying.

bonus points if one of them dies.

>5 guys together in a groupchat on skype
>someone enters their groupchat and starts hacking the host of the groupchat
>guy tries to stop the guys hacking through Mac Task Manager
>was very close to the verge of getting hacked because of his torrent client that didn't want to close until he deleted a movie he downloaded through it.
This is fucking retarded.

What's the movie that started this? Is it a clockwork orange?

See: History

Protagonist doesn't meet or even know about the antagonist until the final scene of the movie.

>CIA, FBI, KGB, Terrorist Base, anywhere with computers
>Programming lines cascading and making bleeps like crickets

>asks for 13 movies
>actually posts movies and not flicks, joints, or films

nice

this

>This is my 15 year old daughter
>The actress is 22

This one needs to fucking end

>I'm the cook

how do you create tumblr like images? is there a generator or sumtin

that is tumblr? I though that was black twitter.

>Character gets shot
>At least hours away from proper medical attention
>"We have to dig the bullet out!"
Fucking why god damn it stop
Same with knives and shrapnel and shit
>Somebody gets stabbed or impaled one a thing
>"Quick! Pull it out!"

>Character gets kicked in the leg
>Other character punches them in the arm
>"What? At least your leg doesn't hurt as bad any more!"

GET A GOOD LOOK COSTANZA?