/sur/ - Survivor General Thread

reminder that adam conover is a hollywood jew

oh wait i see her, nm

>you
>in charge of seeing

ZEKE

Who has the most cringe bio for each side?

>Taylor Lee Stocker on Tribe Vanua (Millennials)
>Come on, man! We are open-minded, liberal, self-expressive, upbeat, connected, tech savvy, and we invented the words "sicky sicky, gnar gnar, rachet, clutch, bae, and LOL."
>I love my generation. We are all-around epic.

its such a shit choice of image

REMINDER: both tribes get evac'ed from the island in tonights ep due to a cyclon

So who's gonna be top qt for this season?

>implying it won't be Michelle

I gotta say, I really hate the theme for this season. Generations don't define people. I know they just cherry picked people to fit the stereotype of what a Millennial or Gen X-er is supposed to be.

But anyways, it's good to be back in a Survivor General.

figgy

Plus, it wasn't even the first time Survivor tried this. There were also generation gaps used as tribe separations for Nicaragua and Panama. Although, I enjoyed both of those seasons, so who knows?

>Michelle is going to be the most qt girl on survivor for 2 straight seasons

hmmmmmmm

>enjoying objectively the worst season
Panama was good though

Nicaragua was pretty good IMO. It wasn't amazing or anything, but it had some memorable castaways and a really likable winner.

>Jessica Lewis on Tribe Takali (Gen X)
>My parents were farmers and they worked harder than anyone I have ever known. There were no vacations, days off, or breaks. No matter the weather, their health, or lack of money, they never gave up. They never stopped. That lesson has never left me.
>No one will live my life for me. No one is going to give me a break. If I want something, I have to get up and do it, regardless of how I may feel or how hard it may be. My life was decided by no one but myself. I saw the struggle my parents endured and I made a promise to myself to never stop trying to achieve any goal I set out to achieve. Nothing I have was handed to me. I had to earn it and I continue to do so every day.

Most of them are actually pretty sane, and there's hardly an age gap. The first several eps are always shit so we'll just have to wait and see.

What is the best season of Survivor and why is it Pearl Islands?

Official QT Rankings
Figgy
Michelle
Mari

the rest are hideous

Palau

Mari always mari

>no Misty
>Angie over R.C.
>Baylor over her mom

Jeremiah > Alexis > Jefra

5 MINUTES LETS GO

Tocantins

michelle is a fucking church pyscho though

I'm almost positive she's a member of the alt-right

So are Will and Sunday. Honestly, it seems they got a LOT more religious people for this season.

LIV

OMG ITS STARTING!!!

HERE WE GO

>tfw no Mari gf

I already hate Mari

MARI WINNERS EDIT

ITS ALREADY OVER

>going to North Dakota is something worth bragging about

>pastor
>talking shit about anyone

>gen x
>52

jeff pls

>zeke

This show never gets old, seriously
Hype as fuck

are you allowed to sneak over to the other tribes place and steal stuff or sniff their swimsuits

hope they dont send someone home without a challenge or tribal

that shit is always so stupid

>gen x
>millennials

>put them on a mixed team from the beginning

is Will a FtM?

>high school student
wew

That was literally only done once.

Zeke is going to be the awesome gay.

Do you think will is a virgin?

You used to but not anymore

I don't care. I wanna see Yaoi art of him getting gangbanged

twice i think

and they did it this season on big brother too

No because tbqh I'm a straight dude but that voice alone makes me want to fuck him

>millennials getting btfo in the first 5 minutes

>it's a "black girl makes weird faces because she's surrounded by 'crazy' white people" episode

so how did Will fuck up so badly?

He's 18 nearly 19 and in high school

FIGGY CUTE AS FUGG

No millennial that is half way normal is celibate
If you are bad with women, you literally just fuck a guy. Its not even looked down upon anymore.

>leaving the fishing gear

Holy fuck

>millennials so stupid they need to discuss what to take

>choosing chickens over fishing gear
They're fucked

> Chickens lay eggs!

Especially when they're starving you dipshits

will a chicken survive 39 days?

ok i want to punch mari already

DROPPED

This.

That would have been the first thing I grabbed.

MARI IS FUCKING GROSS

Gen X begins in 1961

so all the millennials are broke and unemployed what a shock

I'm a millennial and have a job

> You will never Marry Mari

>Taylor
>high as a kite

Same casting criteria as No Collars.

just dropped in to say CBS should rename this to
Survivor: Who cares vs Who cares
bye

31 and I've never had a real full time job

Z E K E
E
K
E

too many hippies on the millennial team

It's weird that a youtuber is on the show,

>Zeke
>ASSistant Manager

31 year old millenial living with my parents reporting in

But I defend my PhD dissertation in two weeks and I'm starting a new job next month

>cbs cherry picked the worst plastic millennials they could

Its like they picked caricatures based on stereotypes

reviewbrah needs to get on there

is Zeke /ourguy/?

When will they do Millennials vs Gen Z?

a 4channer won big brother and a Cred Forums "trap" is on STRUT

It's weirder that being a Youtuber is an actual thing.

hell yeah

>TFW Ken is literally a Ken Doll.

>Gen-Z self reliant

LOL they're all living off of daddys trust fund

>legacy advantage

Not even authentic hippies though.

>tfw I'm a millennial but my factors align more with Gen Z

MICHELLE VS FIGGY

WHO IS MORE QT

PEOPLE WITH YELLOW FEVER NEED NOT APPLY

>barely a single qt in the whole cast

Could they have literally picked an uglier cast? This is almost too hard to watch.

>15-year generation vs. 6-year generation
???

who else Little Caesar's Deep Deep Dish here?

without knowing anything about them and at first look i would say michelle but she is a psycho so figgy wins

I only suck dick for sustenance

Ken though.

free spirits, I guess. I don't know anyone in my age group that acts like that.

Im a millennial
Im also a statistic of people who got a bachelors but cant find a job

Figgy
based cameraman

>he puts a rating out of 10 on the parchment when he votes people out

I'm riding the Figgy and Michaela train

Also Figgy best grill

I'm guessing they survery excludes people 12 and under because they don't yet have buying power

Will could seriously make a killing in voice acting.

FIGGY LOOKING TO GET DP'D

Why didnt they get a redneck motherfucker on the millennial tribe?

>Hannah

Hnnngggg love me an awkward qt

>SHAPIRO BEING OSTRACIZED

>looking for religious battles

Michelle's cult is forming...

>the only qt one is a religion freak

the jew butterface has nice tits tho

Hannah is like Audrey with bigger boobs

The Jew looks like Weird Al

>4channer
hey leddit

Is.. David us?

what tv shows has he written for?

David and Zeke are gonna fugg

He was a fucking Cred Forumsartan

Family Guy and Malcolm in the Middle

figgy has a giant mole, no thank you

>both the jews are complete trainwrecks so far

lmao

LIVING ON THE LIGHTED STAGE APPROACHES THE UNREAL

>their are people in this very thread that doesn't know about Based Ian

shouldn't have gotten a shit degree at a shit school. should've tried an internship

he posted here on /bb/ almost all season long

(((Shapiro)))

>the state of that shelter

>4channer
howdy plebbit

figgy's shirt is off

You just know the Christian girl has taken miles of dick in her lifetime

> Hurricane approaching
> "Should we focus on building our shelter?"
> "Nah let's fuck around in the ocean"

was expecting one of them to be holding the machete in the air while in the water

What was the name of the cool kids alliance on Caramoan? With Reynold & Eddie?
Because the two guys with Figgy is them 2.0

Which Christian girl? Because I wouldn't be surprised if Sunday was a slut in her younger years too.

>tfw you're not a millennial

my bad, i meant to say 4CHANNARIAN

Man I'm a millenial and I remember learning how to make shelters and start fires in elementary school. Did they go out of their way with the casting or is it just not taught much anymore?

kek'd heartily

>tfw no abi ass this season

Where the hell did you go to school?

Michelle looks way too much like Parvati

It's not really taught anymore and these lot are just casted to be retarded, going onto a survival show without learning basic things.

>posting the front side of abby

lol no

hell I'm from the rural southeast and I barely have any actual survival skills
and I spent a lot of time in the woods which is getting quite uncommon

>Figgy's dick sucking lips

Hnngh

>shouldn't have gotten a shit degree at a shit school.

I got an engineering degree at a private school.
How was I supposed to know my field is easily outsourced, and that I would have no chance of a job?
Its not just baristas getting liberal arts degrees who are having issues getting jobs.

...

didn't ask for your shitty life story faggot. you're a dumb boring lazy ass faggot and I don't give a shit who you blame.

it's your fault. sorry you expected getting a degree meant automatic job with no work

EVAC INCOMING

>xoxo
god i hate being a millennialfag

HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT BLACK BITCHES PRUNED HANDS

JESUS FUCK

>Those hands

Why the fuck is Lucy so ugly.

we Ponderosa now

Jesus Christ I want to punch Adam in the face

Oh look, its another retard who thinks "you need to work harder to get what you want", while at the same time thinks that training hard for 4 years in a field somehow isnt hard work.

The guys on the millennial team are fucking annoying...except Zeke.

>you will never be the guy who does the yells

Mid-atlantic. We had camping trips too, and they meant camping. The unlucky groups had to get up before 6am to make and serve breakfast, too.
>when you sneak around the lake at night and chaperones are already there waiting

>The gay guy is the least annoying

Well that's a first

>not telling Jeff to fuck off
>not staying and telling people you survived a cyclone

I'm 23 and have a job. I did 3 internships while I was in school and built up references and it worked out well. hope your shitty summer retail jobs were worth it keep complaining you bitch I know it's everyone's fault but yours.

posting here certainly helps you

who watches this shit?

How about Caleb from Blood vs. Water? (RIP)

Me

>How was I supposed to know
bls.gov/ooh/

the blonde asian is annoying but seems like she might be cute... cant tell due to such a shitty stream lewl

Seriously, it's called "Survivor" ffs

>was on Cred Forums one night
>posted RC pics in a fap thread
>an user recognized her and said he used to fap to her all the time
>end up talking to him on Gmail
>tfw i got him to do several cum tributes to Survivor girls since then

f

Colton didn't deserve him

based cameraman A TRUE SURVIVOR

they totally staged that shelter falling lol

>blonde asian
That's 100% white woman

millenials were the smart ones this time. They knew a storm was coming so they didn't waste time and energy on some shitty shelter that would die

Caleb was literally the only good thing Colton ever did.

RIGGED

>first boot edit

David, no
:(

yeah they all voted for bernie when they realized they fucked up so someone would come and save them and they got to live somewhere else that other people built and paid for

>obvious first boot is obvious

Just like James Huling, two-time AFP.

guess my stream is even lower quality than i though

Pics?

based faggot

who fucking gets picked to go on this show and doesnt research building a shelter and practice making a fire

holy fuck

>homosexual on millennials is best member
>homosexual on GenX is worst member

So we just saw a first boot edit and a winner's edit

damn

Is the guy wearing the flower shirt gay?

> Zeke getting the hero music

He's going to the end

>user stop watching that stupid tv show and come hangout with us!

>tri-force

Zeke is my guy.

These frat boys are pissing me off.

Jessica is best mommy

I kinda hope so

*licks lips*

please no

stop it freaks

don't vote out figgy or michelle

No, there are spiders under houses

David isn't gay. He's just a cuckold.

OMG FIGGY NOOOOOO

JULIE LOOKING FNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nicole a cute!

The outcasts always win

figgy can go

michelle is top qt and needs to yandere her way to the final

Who you want fan

We have

>RC
>Abi
>Parvati
>Amanda
>Jerri
>Jenna and Heidi
>Ami
>Colleen
>Brenda
>Angie
>Natalie A
>Morgan
>Courtney

you always need a cutie backup plan though

>tfw Michelle is too nice and will be the leader of the misfits for her millennial cult

post them all

me

this qt left too soon

who is this semen demon

>Figgy is my preseason favorite and top 2 winner pick
>She's already putting a target on her back by being too transparent with her allies
>Might get eliminated by the fucking ugly ass Jew nerd

This is Jennifer all over again

liz from last season I think

jeff being a tarp nazi

...

>tfw the Mills take the shortcuts and still win

cbs.com/shows/survivor/cast/215172/

>we will never have another rudy

> cum tributes

why.jpg

azn is surprise titty monster

i think she was in playboy or something

>bartender and missionary, puzzle masters

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

FIGGY OUR GIRL

>Figgy lives to see another day

phew

COOL KIDS CANT BE STOPPED

Gen X taking all the shortcuts and losing
B T F O
T
F
O

and David gone

why'd they ruin the surprise with the earlier edit?

>We're Gen X. We work hard to accomplish our goals. We don't get handed anything, we take no shortcuts.
>takes 2 shortcuts and lose

lmao

just lmao

>jim norton striking out first again

DAVID IS FINISHES

>Gen X taking all the shortcuts

just like real life

>hurr durr muh work hard for success
>takes both shortcuts and losses

I mean I'm pretty skinny but god damn David is fucking skelly mode

>Millennials didn't use shortcuts and won

kek

Why not

they use one

gen x clearly couldnt do the puzzle, they wouldnt have been able to do the 50 piece one. i dont think they even got a single piece started

>it's an 'old people get blown the fuck out' episode

I always love these

who sticking around for the BB finale?

David on suicide watch

Fred Flintstone is a retard

So that Asian milf with the fake ass, tits, and botox is totally a pornstar right?

...

Playboy

Could they find a single in shape gen x person?

Rachel I think, Rachel's totally a pornstar. Someone please tell me she does porn.

>6 is enough to split vote in a group of 10

They dont exist

The other 4 are clearly too retarded to wise up to it

I need a Jeff/Nicole alliance.

>eye infection

Will (i think thats his name?)

Pls keep the pornstar around

>wanting to vote Rachel out

The guys are nuts.

Rachael's going home.

David got the winner's edit, not the first boot
>another (((John Cochran)))

Ken Doll

Ken, you idiot.

Is David the biggest cuck ever

Good Lord. Gonna have to add her to the Survivor QT list.

Rachel nudes:

nakedsurvivors.blogspot.com/2016/08/rachel-ako-survivor-millennials-vs-gen.html?m=1

And now we have an entire tribe of fugly people

not anymore

>voting out the eye candy early

Will never forgive this

They wanted out of shape people to fit their theme.

...

She was dumb and would have gotten voted out soon anyway.

Welp, time to fap

>not afraid to work hard
>basically skipped the entire challenge today

roflmao

>was on hoo hoos show

Good riddance, glad she got voted out

Those are some pretty nice FTs

BULLSHIT

You just know the producers did everything possible to ensure it wasn't another nog that got voted out first.

Figgy's still in, don't care

Rachel had first boot written all over even before the game started anyway

explain further

SeeSee will for sure be voted out next from that tribe

Please watch the n-bombs, bro. David is a mensch.

fat dude has a heart attack

>he might have had a heart attack

rip paul

are we going to call them Fichelle or MIggy?

WE BB TIME

>he might have a heart attack

F

Muggy fer sure

> Millenials vs Gen X

Jesus christ.

Is he, dare I say it, "our guy"?

See yall next week

>Cocharoach 2.0

Zeke is our guy

>le quirky reddit gay man

try again

All these millennials are fucking insufferable. So full of themselves, thinking they're doing the right things in life.

I'm 25 and I have two jobs and I live at home with the folks.
Its not bad but it kind of sucks when it comes to girls.

Yeah they're doing a great job following the script. I can't wait until the Millennial vs Gen X finalle

Out of everyone, Adam is an actual ledditer

Fuck yes. Hates millennials and rather hang with old timers? Guy is rad.

You mean spit roast.

Fat Ben Affleck and Red head guy are bear mode daddies

>no nat ten
why u do dis

i fucking hate when survivor gets all church on our ass. it was ok with dirk 16 years ago, now its just creepy how they edit it

this is so unbelievably false its unreal. people were having more sex in gen x time there are literal facts to prove it. dude is totally a virgin.

David winners edit cemented from episode 1. Now I know why Jeff was so high on this season, it's Cochran Part 2.

And Gen X Jessica is rocking the "Falls just short of final tribal" edit.

yup

Although Zeke had a great edit too

RIP Rachel