/Mr. Robot/ - FINALE THREAD: WE KINO NOW EDITION

Is Berlin station gud

What the fuck was that masked Chinese girl\>?

If you don't talk we will keep you UP...ALL NIGHT....until we get our answers

burn notice
get it
guys do you get it
because it was also on USA

Dom is a split personality of Darlene CONFIRMED

...

LADS WHAT HAPPENED IN THE OPENING SCENE SEEN IN OP?

MY COMPUTER WAS ALL FUCKY

...

me too, senpai.

i was like "OH SHIT FUCKING TIME TRAVEL CONFIRMED"

BONESAW ELLIOT

ITS FOR GHOST IN THE SHELL!!

we need answers

>Characters like you aren't welcome here

I literally thought I misheard that last part.

WHAT THE FUCK ESMAIL?

YOUR SHOW ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO BE META, BRO!

W H A T THE FUCK IS WITH THESE INTERLUDES

HOLY FUCK GHOST IN THE SHELL LIVE ACTION COMMERCIALS

HOLY FUCK GHOST IN THE SHELL LIVE ACTION COMMERCIALS

HOLY FUCK GHOST IN THE SHELL LIVE ACTION COMMERCIALS

oh fuck its ghost in the shell

>no blue skies

was that geisha part of a commercial or what?

oh shit fucking ghost in the shell.... yeah okay.

how can a ghost be in a shell? rofl fucking americlaps

>citrix commercial

finally the wigger is ded

now hopefully angela gets off'ed

of fuck, it's GitS

FUCK YOU FAGGOTS

it was an ad

OH SHIT IT IS

HYPE

TRAILER TONIGHT CON-FUCKING-FIRMED! TRAILER TONIGHT CON-FUCKING-FIRMED! TRAILER TONIGHT CON-FUCKING-FIRMED! TRAILER TONIGHT CON-FUCKING-FIRMED! TRAILER TONIGHT CON-FUCKING-FIRMED! TRAILER TONIGHT CON-FUCKING-FIRMED! TRAILER TONIGHT CON-FUCKING-FIRMED! TRAILER TONIGHT CON-FUCKING-FIRMED! TRAILER TONIGHT CON-FUCKING-FIRMED! TRAILER TONIGHT CON-FUCKING-FIRMED! TRAILER TONIGHT CON-FUCKING-FIRMED! TRAILER TONIGHT CON-FUCKING-FIRMED! TRAILER TONIGHT CON-FUCKING-FIRMED!

>this isn't some TV show
>this isn't burn notice
>characters like you are not welcome here

PLEASE tell me she didn't say that, Email is such a fucking hack, oh my God
He better not be writing/directing Season 3 by himself

What the fuck is this trinagle show they keep showing

B O N S O I R

>there's no blue skies for you out there
too meta

> mr hackerman hacks his man

o boy

did he just become my boy

i'm afraid yes

Are they seriously fucking advertising this shit

>Everything was planned as a prequel for GHOST IN THE SHELL

BRAVO
ESMAIL

STOP AND READ THIS COMMENT:

I'M GOING TO BED LOL THIS IS GAY

email should have directed GitS

What the fuck was that 2 second GITS commercial

HEY GUYS EVERYONE BE SURE TO PRE-PURCHASE YOUR OFFICIAL MR. ROBOT NOTEBOOK TODAY!!

>preorder mr robot book now

Why is this ugly bitch such a hoe

she got wet from looking at a picture of a fetus?

thats some pretty advanced pedophilia

So, we're going to hit sci-fi territory tonight?

DON"T TALK ABOUT MY WAIFU LIKE THAT

...

Scott is just Barrack Obama with more hair.

good night memer :3c

>That Ghost in the Shell tease

BRAVO EMAIL

EMAIL YOU FUCKING HACK
I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAT AND SHIT ALL OVER YOUR DEAD BODY

>white motoko

DO YOU FEEL POWERFUL?

SOMEBODY GET THAT TRAILER UPLOADED STAT

>tfw mr robot finale and gits movie hype flowing through your veins

Gz for Rami and his emmy, well deserved

BARACK BOURDAIN

YOURE WAIFU A SHIT AND A SLUT

DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?

>Because I wanted to fuck you.

This is obviously the answer.

>DO YOU FEEL IN CONTROL?

Do you feel in control?

>do you feel powerful

what did she mean by this?

Is that part of the show? Is it real?

I WANT THIS WOMAN

>tyrell murdered a fetus

B A S E D

>we wont get more elliot and tyrell untill the last 2 minutes of the episode

I WILL DESTROY YOU SAM

>Pregnant wife fucked a Swede behind your back and got murdered

hahaha you herb ass motherfucker

GET BACK TO ELLIOT GODDAMN

is it 1 hour or 2 hour episode?

Yeah! That's Cred Forums

wtf i hate tyrell now

MUH WIFE MUH KID

45 minutes

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGG

Poor Scott :(

HE A GUD BOY HE GONNA GET HIS LIFE ON TRACK

OOOOOHHHH SHIIIIT!

>Joanna will never stomp on your balls and spit in your mouth

IM IN SAVAGE MODE

KILL HER!

wow shes really into her chocking fetish isnt she

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHSHAAAAA

...

FUCK HER AND HER FETUS CORPSE

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

BASED JOANNA

SHE LITERALLY IS GETTING AROUSED BY THIS

POETRY

when did that alien bitch got sensibility

oh well, there comes the insult thank god

shes wet as fuck

FUCK JOANNA

>Tyrell is alive and real
Thank you based esmail

THIS IS HOW SHE GETS HER POWER

fuck what show am I watching

#revenge

SHE'S TRULY BASED

...

>WAS GETTING TURNED ON PART OF YOUR PLAN?

Based Dexter's dad

OOOH SHIIIIIT

IM HARD AS A FUCKING ROCK

FINISH HER!

YOU REALLY ARE A PUSSY!

>he didn't kill her

pussy

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>all those fucks flying about corpses and dead kids

holy shit

CTO confirmed dead

>Not my friend

ENOUGH WITH THE TDKR DIALOGUE

>tfw your ex-gf has done that before (bait someone into beating her just to get them arrested)

im very glad we broke up

>calling 911 instead of finishing the job
fucking beta lmfao

SNITCH SISTER
KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT

>I am no leader

Rip cisco

>Mr. Robot, I'm FBI

What the helll did she mean by this, fellow anons?

>having her DJ fuckboy choke her was all preparation for this moment

BRAVO JOANNA

Anyone know what these weird-ass triangle commercials are for?

lock
me
in
CHASTITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>i cant even keep a guy

ouch

>Alexa do you love me?

>f__k your wife and her f_____g fetus corpse you piece of s__t

really hard hitting stuff

I don't understand cunts not getting bleeped but fuck was.

thanks, seems the torrent is kinda late.

>tfw Darlene is bringing heroin chic back

I love her
I love this show

I wanna sniff her snatch

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO FAT HACKER GUY AND ARAB GIRL

Darlene is a real ass bitch

Best girl

ghost in the shell most likely

THIS FUCKING SHOW
>THIS FUCKING SHOW
THIS FUCKING SHOW
>THIS FUCKING SHOW
THIS FUCKING SHOW
>THIS FUCKING SHOW
THIS FUCKING SHOW
>THIS FUCKING SHOW

Look mommy, i'm acting!

obviously illuminati

Thanks for censoring it for us, user.

I've known girls who do that shit too. Some people are wackos.
Fucking best aesthetic, man.

I wonder if those two comments are related lol.

b l o w n t h e f u c k o u t

ghost in the shell

>dont censor cunts
>censor fuck
wat

please sit on my face

you can say cunt but not fuck

bravo USA

>all this time wasted on these fucking losers instead of Elliot

Epic meme, Email. Epic fucking meme.

>wait here
>she walks in with a cat of nine tails and rope

THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE THEY HAVE THE TAPE

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>They found the Anonymous mask

well her name is Dom after all

reminder darlene has always been best girl

WHAT HAPPENED TO ARAB HACKER GIRL FROM FSOCIETY

did she say they didn't destroy the tape I missed

Darlene is one real ass nigger

SHE SAID IT

honestly she's the perfect aspie
everything seems fake and uncomfortable as fuck

Joined ISIS

JUST SCISSOR ALREADY FUCKING FUCK

PLEASE

>slut shame

DON'T
SNITCH

>slutshaming all day

What did she mean by this?

>slut shaming

wew boi

joined ISIS

>cops just watched her boyfriend get blown away
>think she is going to snitch

nigger pls

>tfw get slut shamed by a slut

Joined isis

She's been "radicalized."

Look forward to her Allahu Akbar moment to come up soon!

I FUCKING HATE THIS FBI BITCH

>The user was right about bombing ecorp

Bravo

>they think it's me

*It Ain't Me by CCR starts playing*

ELLIOT, FUCKING DO IT AND SAVE YOUR SLUTTY SIS

HOLY SHIT THEY'RE GONNA CRASH ECORP WITH NO SURVIVORS

Holy shit! Already?

>half the episode is over already

>evil Corp floor plan

fucker hacked my joke and posted it before me

Did she join US AMERICUNT BITCH AND SISSOR OR NOT>>>>>>>???

>it's a fucking stargate

WHER ETHE FUCK IS MR ROBOT

somebody please answer

went to heaven with 71 other virgins to service a jihadi

they had it on them when they took le one legged man to the hospital

Wait a sec, was that STATA programming? Oh, and it's that ugly windowless fucking building

>Having physical copies

Those magnificent bastards!

>buildings exploding outside
>black screen
>season end

EVIL CORP IS GOING NOTE 7

THEY'RE GOING TO 9/11 THE ECORP BUILDING

tks

HACK THE BUILDING SO HARD YOU BLOW IT UP

AAAAAAAAA HES HERE

>cocktail

ya boy tyrell looking a bit chunky

5/9/11

HACK THE PLANET

WOOP THERE IT IS

Is this where ISIS Hacker Gril comes into play?

ids hapenin

THIS SHOW, HOLY SHIT
RAAAAAAA

K I N O
I
N
O

>she goes back to this bitch nigga

Really, Joanna?

so the Fight Club ending

BUILDING SEVEN
>BUILDING SEVEN
BUILDING SEVEN
>BUILDING SEVEN
BUILDING SEVEN
>BUILDING SEVEN
BUILDING SEVEN
>BUILDING SEVEN
BUILDING SEVEN
>BUILDING SEVEN
BUILDING SEVEN
>BUILDING SEVEN

so now they're just actually doing the end of Fight Club

bravo email

>no time travel
dropped

FIRST EXPLODING VANS, NOW EXPLODING BUILDINGS

>implying ep 9 made any fuckin sense

We sci-fi now

no one gives a shit about the sand nigger, fuck off.

>shes still dating the bartender normie

top kek

>not realizing how wet she was the whole time

grrrrr im gonna kill him i swear raaaaaa

Joana full on based mode.....her bf is dumb

WOW THIS GUY IS DUMB AS FUCK

saw this coming a mile away, fucking crafty joanna

they go back in time and hack building 7 on 9/11

FRAMING SCOTT
FRAMING SCOTT
FRAMING SCOTT

KEKEKEKEKEKEKKEE

FRAMEJOB

>Literally fight club
Wtf anyone else hate this show now?

REALLY, EMAIL?

****THIS**** IS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF THIS SUBPLOT?

jesus
fucking
christ

This easily could have been done by Episode 7 at the latest. Why hold this off until the finale?

THE LAST SCREEN WILL BE LITERALLY THE FIGHT CLUB SCENE FUCK

>tfw no sociopath wife willing to do anything to get you ahead

>>Literally fight club
>now
hownew.ru

NO BECAUSE I'M NOT A NOVELTY SEEKING FAGGOT LOLOLOL

she such a psycho :3c

would be used and lie to cops for/10

the twist is that he knows that this is just copying fight club

BASED

FUCKING

JOANNA

VAPE

BREAK

>now let's go over it again

kek

>Elliot and Tyrell holding hands as Ecorp crashes

MAKE IT HAPPEN

WHERE IS MY MIND

>MIND AWAKE BODY ASLEEP commercial

WHERE IS MY MIND

Inception 2 add

Doubt they'll adequately explain Angela's shit in the next half hour

WITH ECORP IN THEIR LAIR AND YOUR FRIENDS IN THE GROUND
FIND THEIR BASE AND HACK IT
YEAH
MARKETS WILL COLLAPSE
AND YOU'LL BOOT LINUX AND YOU'LL ASK YOURSELF
WHERE IS MY DAD

Fuck it, I'm going to bed. I'll watch MISS ROBOT TOMORROW XDXDXDXDXD\

GOODNIGHT MY FELLOW SPACE PIRATES FROM PLANET APE

Shes using him, faggot

GUYS GUYS CALM DOWN
WHITE ROSE IS STILL ABOUT TO REACH THE SINGULARITY OR SOME SHIT

>the grand plan is just to blow up the fucking E corp building

It's kinda cool...I guess?

My cousin absolutely shits on this show even though he hasn't seen it.

How can i convince him to watch it? cuz i know he will like it as it's type of show

>mfw any company that tries to advertise with Mr. Robot-style aesthetic is only going to end up looking evil

imagine what she'll do with him when she's done.

MO
TO
KO

White Rose was just testing her to see if xir could win her over

hack the fuCking planet

GITS looks terrible

this show is autistic garbage and idk y the fuck i watch it

i could be watchin south park rite now

this show is confusing and pretentious and lost the plot this season

i could give a fuck about any of the characters and feel no connection to them

trash

GHOST IN THE MOTHER FUCKING SHELL

why are they blowing up the building?whats the whole data talk?i totally missed it.

I WANT TO BE JOANNA'S BOYTOY, USE ME MOMMY

... not sure if ... i should lol.

Why is Joanna so fucking hot, I've never wanted to be dommed by a woman before

tell him you have real hacker friends online and they say its realistic, if he asks who say Anonymous

looks like the fucking island so far

>The Major looks scared instead of confident and serious.

Garbage.

GITS LIVE ACTION IS KINO

10/10 parody post my friend

it's Fedora Fight Club

GITS confirmed shit

Major fucking hole in this story.

The source of all those deeds and mortgages going into the E corp building is every fucking county courthouse in America. It's not like they sent the original copies to E corp. They would be copies of the originals and the originals would still be in the courthouses.

Elliot would have to destroy every courthouse vault in the US to destroy the records completely.

This show is really starting to fuck up its storyline.

Is there any show that can escape True Detective syndrome? Other than Fargo I've yet to see a post-TD show that didn't have a fucking awful second season

they're hacking the batteries to create a nuke

paper docs of all deeds, holdings, etc

Fight club style world reset if they're destroyed

they fucked over their mainframes

they're now going to fuck over the physical basis for the economy. Property deeds and other files.

They deleted the electronic records, now they delete the paper records to make sure everything's destroyed

See: Fight Club

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>end scene
>elliot and tyrell on the roof watching the building collapse
>"tyrell, you met me at a really strange time in my life"
>elliot grabs tyrells hand as they look on at the building collapsing
>mfw

he fucking wouldnt

all the teasers so far

how long will the episode be?

>hot as fuck confident domineering woman
>shes a sub in bed

typical

>sponsored by hp
>top jews of printer ink
>literally an evil corp

Not going to lie but I want to see GITS. That geisha robot looked cool and creepy as hell.

she didn't fly so good

Ever heard of MERS?

Is the gits movie supposed to be in a time when things are just starting to be robotized and major isn't a robot yet?

she's a power bottom, you haven't been paying attention.

...Darlene better not fold to this bitch

>I am her.
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS?

>I know her
>I am her

wow deep kino imho guys this girl makes me think

Kek

They do not have time to copy all that shit. They are probably the originals

What about this email? I missed this subplot bros

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CAN WE JUST FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH TYRELL AND ELLIOT HOLY FUCKING SHIT, DOM IS SO GODDAMN ANNOYING

Darlene won't talk

the season finale of mr robot is a smart [and cheap] place to start the viral marketing campaign for gits. nothing more.

By originals I am refering to the filed copies. Obviously the "original" would be in possession of E corp. But that doesn't matter since they're recorded into the public record. A paper record that can't be hacked.

id cum for a week straight

>I have no life

LITERALLY NO LIFE

CRINGY

inb4 white rose opens a portal and the last 5 minutes is reality literally collapsing

fbifu is pretty cringe

groaning out loud

Dom's going to enhanced interrogate Darlene with orgasm denial and foot tickling

>I have no life
>except im pretty, rich, and have guys interested in me
Fuck off normies

WOMEN CAN NOT BE ROBOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>its an hour and a half dom episode

If this isn't some Washington Township stuff, I'm literally going to change the channel. I swear to fucking god.

Fucking roasties am I right

will they let her escape to then follow her

Listening to the bitch who's sole reason to exist is to fuck you over.

Women are dumb. Unless Darlene converts her, this shit is just stupid.

DUDE JAZZY MUSIC AND SLOW MOTION LMAOO

shes a closeted lesbian you pleb

darlene is fucking worthless

shes SO gay

why is email so shit at women characters. fbi girl is cringe every second shes on screen

Oi cunt f*ck off with ur bullsh!t u f&?king f*****

lil cringey 2bh

>A beautiful woman with a career will never debase herself to get closer to you.

MY STREAMED DIED FOR 2 MINUTES WAHT DID I MISS

sign me up

I hate reddit so much

will she snitch for the illusion of prestige REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>you are alot more special then you think
>A MOTH DONT CARE IF ITS IN THE FLAME

good lord esmail

good lawd jesus

>showing one of the leaders of a terrorist organization your investigation into them

great plan so far

> I don't want to make sweet love to Dom

you are reddit

>not knowing how courthouses work.

No way a courthouse would send off its own copies. They would take the time to scan them.

NEW THREAD

how is she so terrible

EMAIL FUCKING HACK

I HATE YOU CON TODO MI CORAZON

there's literally no way to redeem this season

What could happen for you guys to forgive Email?

No. You are reddit.

passemo, vai corintia

DUDE FACE CLOSE UPS LOL

why?

Bruh she about to talk

IT WAS TYRELL ALL ALONG. DEEPEST LORE

Getting caught was part of the plan

So the Dark Army's plan is Project Mayhem?

Eliott = Tyrell confirmed

I love him.

GEYYYYYYYYYYYY

Tyrell loves Elliot

>Eliott = Tyrell confirmed
what's it like being retarded, user?

Were they really ever this close?
Is Mr. Robot gay or something?

JOEY MOTHERFUCKING BADASS

>we can go back and undo this
>excuse me, do you have the time?

TIME TRAVEL CONFIRM

I don't get it.

For a second I thought the show had the balls to kill Elliott but then again I guess it wouldn't be called Mr. Robot then.

>DO YOU HAVE THE TIME
>TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE
>ABOUT NOTHING AND EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE

youtube.com/watch?v=uO4RfLw35is

elliot is bout to reach christ-consciousness

how can elliot die if elliot is not real

NEXT SEASON WEAPONIZED HACKING

HACK A PERSON SO HARD THEY BLOW UP

WILL THEY HACK THE WRITING OR WAS IT ALWAYS HACK WRITING?

thisssss

okay so.

1. mr. robot gave the gun to tyrell knowing that elliot wasn't gonna be okay with the plan
2. angela's a whole lot deeper than we thought she was
3. tyrell is at the center of the web and he isn't just a scapegoat
4. trenton and sunil think they can revert the five/nine based on a key? i think
5. the dark army pulled up on them and now they know where they are

wtf is episode over already?

who cares

i'm not a pleb with shitty taste who only watches shit for plot

every other aspect of the show is exceptional (except some of the hack-writing meme dialogue)

you don't need an original story to make a good show, unless you're a dumb faggot who cannot appreciate a well-told story and probably reeeeees over spoilers

meh, answered some lingering plot holes that had been bothering me all season

once they fucked the electronic data, i was like, okay well what the fuck, didn't people survive pre-computers?

Still kind of disappointing ending, because they could have gotten to this point in less than 10 episodes and had time to develop more. Still overall I give it a B+ as a season

True, but think about the logistical nightmare this will cause and the political one. That could easily be enough to cripple any chance of anyone ever successfully rebuilding the data system as the world plummets into anarchy following the reveal of what happened.

>world already in near chaos from original hack
>people holding on mostly because of shock and the idea that a solution is forthcoming
>the solution that is being work on gets FUCKIN NUKED
>E-Corp cannot get another bailout and would go under
>Hinted to be such a large conglomerate that the effect would trigger devastating effects in every industry
>No other business is probably big enough to try and re-do the plan E-Corp had and even if they were, everyone is now going to be scared shitless that it will just fail again

that's really all it takes to make recovery almost impossible, while still leaving an out that is too unlikely unless you are really optimistic about human interaction

I couldn't get into second season of Fargo

Billy Bob Thornton and Martin Freeman really sold me by the first episode of season 1. Season 2, I was just kind of like eh, this is going on my watch at some point later list

she is somehow domineering even when being a sub

it's so fucking hot

i want her to order me to punish her and tell me exactly how to do it

i want her to masturbate again, but this time she orders Alexa to do it, by controlling a vibrator or something. Makes alexa talk dirty to her

Nah but tyrell is a fucking faggot

love doesn't have to go both ways user, even if tyrell does