New webm thread

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its pg-13 so likely not

all right them. thanks for saving the the trouble.

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she's pretty good on mr robot, would waifu

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God damn it it looks like fucking shit fuck

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thicctina is best tina

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kek this is true kino

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too much ass

I've seen rated PG movies with nudity.
I even seen a rated Y kids show with nudity as well.
Nipples and all, directly on local broadcast.

For fucking, no.
For marrying and settling down, yes. She's going to be fucking disgusting later on

fag

muh

vas ist los?

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bruh

Imagine being a rich pretty white girl in America it must feel good man

T H I Q C K K
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>that homely spic
>white

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checked

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>spic

She's 100% white, man. Her last name is "Johnson".

sports waifus best waifus

Why do they all look exactly the same?

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>heifer international

I assume she nourishes them by letting them suck her fat tits

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Because they're clones.

>swn bully you in front of an audience
brb killing myself before i even post this post

As this cunt shows women are too retarded not to insult a man on stage for something he cannot control and should not feel bad about

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muh

I just want to fuck a gymnast.

I want her to do all that crazy contortiony weird shit while she's riding my cock.

I would give both nuts if I could fuck a gymnast.

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How much work has she had done? She looks like one of those girls who fuck rich Saudis professionally

my fucking god

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i didnt even know asses like this exist

this has changed my entire concept of ass

wow she's fucking horrible

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Found the manlet

Am I just a pleb? Why does theatre acting always seem so corny?

Pretty white girls are a precious commodity. If all of the other races stopped having so many goddamned stupid kids we could have more white girls.

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How come NPH is fucking every woman ever but gay as fuck in real life?

wait did she get a breast reduction?

It's not just you. It's only better for the actors because they get a bigger thrill. Theater enthusiasts are just pretentious.

Just lie and tell women you're gay, it's what I do. I get to touch them and they walk around in front of me naked it's dope as fuck. I don't feel pressured to make a move on them and it's not like I would be able to or they would be attracted to me anyway.

They finally used Danny Ketch as Ghost Rider AND THEY WASTED HIM ON *THIS* SHIT?!
FUCK YOU, JOE QUEZADA, FUCK YOU IN YOUR FAT BEANER ASS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Did the credits really match the bouncing of her tits like that?

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plus also you can suck tons of cocks, fucking degenerated faggot. kill yourself.

They don't.

You like men

>mad as fuck because he didn't think of it first

Cry me a river gayboy

Imagine...

jokes on you since you are the one sucking dicks, faggot

She's had lip filler, nose job, boob job and ass implants.

Is that Brad Marchand?

...that's not how birth works.

Looks like a tranny tbqhfam

it's Köksal Baba

damn when she she get her ass done. shes officially ruined. fake ass is even worse than fake tits once you notice them

wtf how tall is MEW

i love her now?!?

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This. Her nose looks exactly like 90% of trannies' that get cheap plastic surgery.

u like being rude

apparently people who know her say she's obsessed with the Kardashian look and has been going all in on the plastic surgery to get it

what's it like in Ireland?

Bimboification is my fetish

Needledick

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wtf i love england now

>4 year old Cred Forums memes

Me on the left

Oh god that movie is going to suck. An iconic moment and they manged to fuck it up.
She looks more like Judge Dredd than Kusanagi in this webm.
Yeah, they fucked it up. Whew lad. JUST FUCK MY SHIT RIGHT UP. Don't expect any survivors on this flight plan.

guess you're in luck

She'll eventually get a fat ass naturally, and her ass will look like over stuffed pillows with tiny ass implants.

Communism

>nb4 Cred Forums

gross

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GHOST IN THE SHELL!?

Where did you get that webm from??

I think that dude spanked her, on stage, in a place where she cant really react negatively for the audience

He deserved it desu

thats the worst part. she had a perfect ass before the implants

why did they make amanda as frumpy as possible for this scene

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because she's meant to be the geeky girl with the hot friend

even though she's way hotter than Megan Fox

She looked amazing until she dumped the plant water on her head. Wtf. All I can do now is...

>sorry, could we get a few more takes of me sucking on her tits? my mic was totally visible in that last one

Is she the Captain America chick?

she's officially ruined

she's gone off the deep end farther than Bella Thorne

how is Bella off any deep end?

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lip injection, boob job, too much cardio got rid of her nice hips and waist imo, getting small tattoos everywhere, having temporary eyebrow tattoos

doing god's work

yes, hayley atwell

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Is this movie going to be the new SciFi kino?

wasted trips tbqh,
>danny ketch

this is Robbie Reyes

When you scared as shit about your first nut in her mouth and then it happens

What did she mean by this?

4 sure my man

youtube.com/watch?v=HapT0SKcyfY

>Nice Trips

If they did, more people would watch the show

I dont even get this hard while watching porn. True Kino

> girl loves boyfriend even though he is shown in one scene to be pretty lame at sex
> boyfriend dies in tragic car accident but comes back as a very lifelike robot
> robot is stupid enough that it needs to be re-taught that girl's amazing 10/10 perfect rack should make him instantly hard, she is sad that he forgets how much he used to love her fucking enormous knockers
> girl proceeds to fuck robot bf and he gives her best orgasm of her life (pic related)
> girl still ends up hating robot bf anyway even though he is a sex god compared to real bf

Made for the big white cock

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LOL

MOMMY MOMMY!!

Some please turn 'that part' into a webm pls.

youtube.com/watch?v=SFnwdaY_aDk

man, those fucking slants sure know how to fake compassion for a race that runs over children like they're skunks, squirrels and raccoons

They are Thai, not chinks. There is a big difference.

It's not Ketch, it's some new spic with a hot rod and metal mask instead of a skull.

welcome, my friend

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damn that ass is off the hinges.

Was never going to go see it before. Especially not now after that stupid anti-Trump Super PAC bullshit ad she was in.

she got curves put in

she was fridgekino before

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>she got curves put in

Doubtful, probably just a combination of puberty and not staying at super low bodyfat for gymnastics.

She's canonically bi-sexual (seemingly leaning more towards women since the author didn't like drawing men naked) so we might get a progressive lesbian sex scene.

Ghost in the Shell looks promising. Lots of extreme opinions already ITT.

Isn't 700,000 bhat or whatever like 200 dollars?

20k

>puberty

you're fucking retarded and fell for the "weight gives you hips" meme

fucking puberty

she's fucking 20 and about to be 21

jesus christ this board is full of fucking retards

>bad santa 2
they just had to ruin it

They are actually one specific ethnic group while people you see elsewhere are all a bastardized mix of different ethnicities

I watched it and I have no idea what you mean by "that part". There is nothing really lewd.

frumpy amanda is best amanda tho

>GW being that slow
>GW hunting a human

>they get a kiss, then bump each other boobs

for what purpose?

they are all brothers..........

She's too shitty of an actress to pull the Major off. This looks like some amateur cop that stumbles upon something she's not supposed to see for the first time ever.

Still hope it's going to be entertaining for what it is. Not everyday when you get movies in a setting like this.

>olympic posts
not the qtest

They have to overact a bit because people are trying to see their emotions from far away.

It should be illegal to ruin young women's bodies like this.

>she's fucking a white guy

Thank Christ

Is AOS worth watching now?

>those nordic features

fug

>Brown eyed
>'nordic'
sure

was it Olympic kino?

She looks like 30yo.

How old?

Haha! I sure made you mad

It is an open secret thay female gymnasts take drugs to delay puberty for as long as possible since the feminine hips and body fat distribution are not optimal for competitive international level gymnastics.

Let me guess, you're american

SHE IS EAST GERMANIC, NOT NORDIC.

Women without makeup usually look 10 years older than they actually are.

My bad senpai
Not as versed on racial anthropology

WE WUZ CYBORG LESBIANS N SHIIIEEET

I wasn't even butthurt about casting her in the first place, but she's just not pulling it off.

And the whole thing looks like it was made for TV.

Because you're watching a normal sized person from dozens of metres away

you can't do subtle things to display emotion like eye quiver and stuff, well you can but it doesn't work as well.

how racist if her. she should apologize for her race.

wtf is this

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT

PRRT ffffff

hehe

Shut up weeb cunt

AAAAHHHH As fucking expected this fucking chubby womanlet looks like shit!!
FUCKK!

what the fuck she literally looks like a monkey in the first shot of this. Fuck this shit.

Slight different

Wow that was fucking retarded even in normie terms

Yeah she's in her 30s or 40s
maybe in flyover states where all women are ugly as shit but you're wrong ya bitter bitch, she is pretty old

>new repost thread

if she got a boob reduction i am never seeing another one of her movies ever.

is this based on the series or the movies or what

>The Major showing fear

Stargate

Wow you sure sound like a confident and sympathetic person.

>30
>old

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME

WHY IS IT POSTED ALL THE TIME

Is this the Olympic thread? What do you think about this one?

Bretty gud.

Holy fuck I had a heart attack

people are meming you, but you are right. it's an obviously fake ass without the legs to back it up. looks disgusting like kim k

Olympic fu thread?

As you can see...that was his skull. There is no helmet.

They showed they meant business with their new 10 o'clock slot by significantly upping the blood. So. Sure. Give it a try.

My winterolympicfu

Don't worry user, age is just a number

I'm 30 too

flower water starts to smell bad after a while
t. expert

>implying they didn't both enjoy everything that happened

>Anons feel "old" with only 30 years.
>Im about to be 50
>I use my time in retirement shitposting in Cred Forums, Cred Forums, Cred Forums, Cred Forums, Cred Forums, pretty much every board where all the cool kids are

Just get enough money before you get REALLY old and you be fine.

my god they keep getting bigger with each webm

I don't feel old m8, just trying to comfort that other user. I don't really think I'll ever feel old. When I was 15, I thought I would feel old at 20. Never happened. When I was 20, I thought I would feel old at 30. Still waiting for it to hit me.
And I discover every day that people older than me are even more immature than I am, and that includes my mother.
The only real difference is that now all the stupid shit I do is fully intentional and I do it consciously.
I suck at the money making front, but it's probably because I can't make myself care enough. Old age is gonna be a bitch for me.

>50
>Retirement

Jesus Christ.

Good work daddy you really must of fucking worked hard to do that.

So she's basically made of plastic. Gotcha.

>I wonder if she misses them?
Those are from last year you fucking retard

you sound butthurt about facts

Not the same user but why you can't miss stuff from only a year ago?

I sold my ps1 to get enough money to buy a ps4 about 10 months ago, but sometimes I miss it from time to time.

name?

my heart
and dick

Hahahaha what

This is a good thread.

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Why the fuck she have that scared/nervous look on her face. Major would never have that expression when on a mission. Movie is gonna be a disaster.

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adriana lima is the most beautiful women to ever graze this planet with her presence

>She looks more like Judge Dredd than Kusanagi in this webm.
No she looks like
>Judge Dredd
No, she looks like a rookie.

>dem headlights

her tits ain't bad either.

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Suits

Donna is the super-secretary of the older jew lawyer

What movie is that?

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

Thank you, very hard to find black action comedy movies. I have seen blankman and STEEL, plus Eddy Murphy movies.

watch harold and kumar a very chrstmass movie

If you want a Black Action movie thats also a comedy, you could try Black Dynamite
youtu.be/96Y24a0cyCE

I was the guy who was posting Naked gun posts. Does anyone have any other Naked Gun webms to share. I specifically want the one where they're all standing there at the credits and shit is falling all around them.

Slant difference you fuckhead.

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>She looks like one of those girls who fuck rich Saudis professionally
You mean any attractive woman with fame/social media presence?

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agreed

question:
do u think young people should be allowed ot make the decision to surgically and cosmetically alter their body? especially women who are more emotionally driven than men.

You would think an ex-Olympic gymnast would have a fairly decent ass to begin with.

Ass implants look universally awful.

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Once they are of legal age yes.

>mfw my english teacher looks like webm related
>killer legs
>amazing ass
>divorced
>one day try to flirt with her after class
>she flirts back and smiles
>ohshit.jpg
>i don't know what to do
>anxiety kicks in
>"hehe... see you tomorrow...."

after that sometimes she even starts the flirt but i don't know how to go from there, and i think she enjoys making me swet seeing how spaguetti i get with flirting

youtu.be/cxRwc8Lp7XU

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I don't wanna hear this after reading that Biel-lookalike teacher pasta, too depressing

Its funny seeing her together with her mongrel ex basketball player husband. The contrast in beauty between them is like day and night, especially the eyes, his are small and together, hers are wide and far apart

wait isn't that just Messi with a mustache?!

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

Go ahead and tell me this doesn't look kino as fuck
youtu.be/HapT0SKcyfY
youtu.be/q7Tm73m0VZs
youtu.be/xziBGsIaWh8
youtu.be/vWDBpTB6T0Q

As I've loathed every Whit Stillman film I've seen to date, I very much get the impression I'll have a similar response to seeing this one.

what biel pasta?

Its some autistic cunt who posts this ugly borderline man in drag in a scene from fargo season 1. He posts it in every thread to get a reaction, there's no deeper meaning he just has mental issues.

was that scene filmed in HK?

You just KNOW.

But seriously, you just know.

excuse me but

>advanced cybernetic human
>eyes don't point in the same direction

shit casting 0/10

This doesn't look kino as fuck. There, I said what you asked for.

thats Robbie Reyes but instead of his bitching mask he has the same flaming skull as the other inferior ghost riders.

>and that is limited to my mother

fixed

i'd give her my kielbasa

Because this scene and quite a few others in show really nail it on showing the exact kind of socially awkward scenario the inept (most of Cred Forums) usually finds themselves in. Except in this case, its not just a random woman or man its a attractive attainable one, who who also mimics the exact movements your average autist would do in public. That's why this keeps getting posted because autists love it.

That view looks just like how it looks right outside of my window

to troll people like you who think they are out of some inside joke

insecure beta giving a shit about what other women do.

post pic

Where is this fearless Major meme coming from? Have you seen the last 20 minutes of the original movie?
And you don't even know what the scene is about.

because most women find gay men completely non-threatening

plus they'll do shit with them their normal boyfriend won't like get pedicures or go "antiquing" or whatever

Oh come on, we were having a breddy gud webm thread and you had to come and fuck it all up.
you're ants at a picnic

that's nice

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>miracle bra

Chestlets should only have three options:

>accept it and move on
>implants
>suicide

This miracle bra bullshit and every product like it is a plague on our society.

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what a shit fest, already looks like some neill blomkampf shit

I see where the cuties posters on Cred Forums came from

This. It's not even a big deal, chicks can be hot despite small tits.

too bad women don't give a shit about what you thinks

Is she the ultimate butterface?

>virgin losers trying to put small tits on the same level of patheticness as small dicks

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>the average french woman looks like some sort of nigger-gypsy-hybrid

really makes you think

correle guei

Would procreate with.

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Masterful

>smoking

I never inhale.

wrong. if you had watched the games, pretty much all of them looked like americans

Small tits aren't pathetic though. Gwen Stefani has mosquito bites but she's still hot as fuck. It's the same shit every whiny dude has been told - confidence makes up for a lot of perceived imperfections. A flat chested woman can get laid just as easy as a titcow can if she doesn't act like a fucking battered housewife around everyone because of her cup size.

When you cop a feel and get a handful of pillowy cotton instead of tit, it's false advertising and it's bullshit. I'd much rather have a woman be honest about her body than have to resort to trickery to get my attention.

It doesn't get qter than this.

>looked like americans

So some sort of overweight nigger-gypsy-hybrid?

The german girl and the poland girl are top tier olympic qts

>fuzzy Sersh

oh gosh

were all the ghost in the shell webms basically the teaser? or was anything missing?

>lesborgs
Well, that's actually truer to the manga than the animated film was.

Major is a hybrid cyborg. Not a full robot.

Gh...Ghost in the shell?

shes so fuzzy :3c

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I always see this grill in different boards. Wasn't she in the Fine Brothers' Teens React?

>He doesn't know about push-up bra

One day you might get a GF that will show you how it work.

>not one bit of a movement after going upside down
implant-fags aren't fooling anyone

>swn take out her frustrations on missing bronze by 2mm by vigorously sitting on your face
;_;

Those genes

If hitler had won we would all have qt Aryan olympic gfs!

Yes, her name is Lia Marie Johnson. She was posted on Cred Forums constantly back in the day.

dindus

Dated one for a little while. Will confirm that yes, crazy contortions are great for cock riding, but if you want to get creative you'll need more than a little semblance of mobility in order to keep up.

This is the only webm i've ever fapped to

>wanting a chestlet for a girlfriend
kek

this is a 10/10 in burgerland

w3c olympics gf? serious replies only

I've never even been in burgerland.
you're probably from IIreland.
Too much ass?

Now my dick is rock hard

If you become an Olympic athlete yourself you get to hang in the Olympic village with all the qts

I want a group of older women in school girl uniforms to beat the shit out of me.

Hayley Atwell poster(s)

I you're still here - THANK YOU

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You mean take part in a two-week Olympic orgy.

>you will never the entire Swedish gymnastics team in a marathon

Small breasts are a pleb filter. Plebs fail to see their elegance and aesthetics. Also big breasts don't look good in clothes because they distort them. They can also cause back pain.

DFC BEST C FUCKING CONFIRMED

TITCOW GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

I love britney too.
Amy is the hottest. but that was like 20 years ago, so idunno. probsbly is full of plastic.

jesus fucking christ

who pays to watch this shit

Big breasts may also complement clothes and offer a welcome contrast to the rest of the body.

The shit you chestlets tell yourself. If your guy actually likes small breasts, he's probably a pedophile.

you disgusting amerifats just say this because all your women are revoltingly obese

I'm not even American.

>Big breasts may also complement clothes and offer a welcome contrast to the rest of the body.

Big breasts only stretch the clothes. Just look at classic art. Most women there have medium sized chests at best.

>swiss milk 5

post 1-4 famlllia

FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hahaha looks like a tranny now, she was so hot before

JFC

NAME!!!

Jesus Merciful.

She looks like fucking Michael Jackson

This was always literally readit: the instagram slut but boy this is a new low

What did she mean by this? No seriously, why did she upload such vid?

>look at my tits I need more attention