#SHOTSFIRED

I'm having flashbacks to the 90s

usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2016/09/07/brad-pitt-talks-donald-trump-with-new-york-times-t-magazine/89959564/

I would not recommend trying to Stump Trump

Just sayin

Stating facts doesn't make the pain go away. ;_;

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its a reaction face. and a good one. i dont think ive seen headlines like that before.

Cred Forums invented that, and it went mainstream, just like with pepe.

The New York Post is the best shitposting paper ever, while those babies at the New York Daily News get triggered by the NRA and Trump on a daily basis.

Not soon enough apparently

I like her. Don't find her attractive, really, but she's not terrible in movies.

christ

>taking shit

New Yorker here
AHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA

NYP has become shitpost central.

Perhaps NYDN would be up your alley?

>Literally robbed of his marriage by a frog

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

I don't think killing people to roleplay as the joker counts as terrorism

Is NYP going after the Cred Forums audience?

We're literally controlling a presidential election's outcome right now, they'd better well treat us like kangz n shieet.

>Those replies

twitter.com/nypost/status/778554946300026880?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

LMAO

CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON THE POST

If Cred Forums were a newspaper, it'd be the Post.

>we don't need /cel/ they said

who gets the tribe?

why is this a acceptable thing in female culture?

>im a 45yo single woman, but lol my ex got divorced i swear im happy

MONDAY:
"Family man" is actually leading a child porn ring
TUESDAY:
Angie divorces Brad.

I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

>huge bait picture spread on the front page in almost all their papers
>classy

Angie wants custody "for their physical safety"

She'll dump them on Brad but find a loophole to make him pay her child support

Brad is probably like "thank fuck! let her have them"

nah, he's a scary gun owner. cant' have her little snowflakes living with a crazy gun owner.

>"Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born"
mtv.com/news/2754646/angelina-calls-baby-shiloh-a-blob/

no wonder the girl's not even 5 and is already a self-hating trandoid

Because Jennifer Aniston isn't doing anything? That's just a shitty publication doing this.

Are you retarded?

Brad Pitt now gets to move on and pound 18-24 year olds for the rest of his life,
Jolie gets to raise her rainbow family and keep doing humanitarian stuff.

Seems like a win/win to me, good for them.

Pretty much. The bantz is pretty good.

jesus

"“I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her ..."

Both are Randroids

i didn't meant aniston, but the implication that she's super happy right now and we can all relate right girls etc

/hr/

>“America is a country founded on guns. It’s in our DNA. It’s very strange but I feel better having a gun. I really do. I don’t feel safe, I don’t feel the house is completely safe, if I don’t have one hidden somewhere. That’s my thinking, right or wrong."
Huh, never expected that from him.

The New York Post has literally posted a laughing golden face reaction image.

What a time to be alive.

I bet Jennifer was actually really sad to hear the news. Angelina is a good person who has gone through a lot of terrible things in her life. Her and Brad built a family together, had a lot of kids. Now that's all broken to pieces.

""""modern journalism""""

ALWAYS COUNT ON THE POST

New York Post is the classless rag newspaper in NYC. You're thinking of the the Times.

that's angelina talking about how her "outcast" natural daughter is a blob, mate

Are we the niggers of the internet and now the Jews are going to steal our culture and make millions from it?

Well If I were a woman version of myself (old, ugly, fat, unmarried) right now I'd probably shitposting reeeaallll hard on twitter/tumblr right now with the Jenn reaction images.

Jennifer is sort of "their girl".

hahaha for real? what a bitch

New York Times is trash, same with the New Yorker for that matter.
Fucking Andy Borowitz every goddamn day.

>dat oversized head
top kek

wtf

I knew the Post was bad but I didn't realize it had literally become Cred Forums: The Newspaper.

the Times is full of cucked SJWs now

they don't even try to hide it

I don't get it

Just rich white people talk. You have to be able to understand the subtext here which is:

>Shiloh is my real daughter and I will treat her more honestly because she is the only one I care about continuing my legacy

/Pedowood/ is dead go away Corey

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Which is why they'd never print a cover like this.

but anniston is married though

green arrows will go mainstream soon. screencap this.

He grew up in the bible belt.

Is Caturday still a thing anymore? I haven't been on Cred Forums in years.

springfield, mo stand up!

when i was a kid
> NYT: wealthy man's paper
> Daily News: working man's paper
> Post: sensationalist trash

now:
> NYT: faggot jew's paper
> Daily News: c*ck's paper
> Post: based as all fuck

Jennifer Anistons lookswise is sexy, but something about her is very unnappealing. I cant describe it. She looks like she has bad breath

yes it is in Russia apparently

I could see >tfw making the cover of Time (not the newspaper, the magazine).

>. She looks like she has bad breath
well, she's Greek

Yes. But the question is who is going to be Elvis?

anyone gpot the giant pic?

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he's even doing the meme hand

Who is NYCs most wanted model? Because I want that booty

real american hero

He grew up in a normal midwestern family. His mom is a republican.

What are mods modding

So a mental ill dried up whore failure is laughing at the failure of an ex's marriage?

My favorite New York Post headline

No? They've been like this forever.

Is it Bradley Cooper's former beard?

What cheeky cunts

12 years is still impressive for people with experience.

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>obama being based
color me surprised

Wow you talk as if you know JA and/or AJ, if so could you share more info?
I think you're a lady.

I feel for Jen but Brad stayed with Angelina 5 years longer than he was with her, even with a fleet of 3rd world children.

>I thought New York Post would be a bit more classy

and unlike with Jen, Brad is the guy getting dumped this time.

I thought Cred Forums was a hacker and prankster?

Brad should fight for access to his actual genetic children and dump the rest. Obviously Angelina was the one who drove the adoptions, not him.
Then he can walk away almost free and leave the shrieking harpy behind with her proxy orphanage.

holy shit that's great

Pussy game gotta be ridiculous

holy shit

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