Why aren't pornographic films not as good as real films?

Why aren't pornographic films not as good as real films?

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Because talented directors are making big bank on blockbusters like zack snyder.

Imagine Nolan directed pornkino

what did he mean by this

>a porn shoot cost 5k
>a good movie cost 1 million

Nice bait

Because sex is a disgusting bodily function no one wants to see outside of the specific context of the aid of sexual stimulation.

Pornography is a tool like a workout or instructional video. It can never be art.

No one cares about the story anymore. We live in an instant gratification culture. You can still watch Vintage porn.

because classical and new liberals love to think of themselves as fighters against ''çhristian values'''''''''''''but they have nothing else to fall back on than pure hedonism/entertainment. so they must clearly separate themselves from ''dirty'' movies and encapsulated pure sex inside whole story, so that sex is diluted but still present. this is the beauty of liberals: they think that they are good people for not being animals, but they spend their day being whores and clients.

There used to be pornkino where the sex is worked into the story but people didn't care and just went to the sex scenes. Probably still a niche market. Not impossible to find.

In the age of John C. Holmes they were. People get afraid of paying to watch those in a movie theater.

well I understand why she's wearing such a try-hard slut outfit considering how brutal her face is

Hideaki Anno (the guy who directed the latest Godzilla) and Hiroyuki Kitakubo (also went on to direct feature films) once worked on porn (not with each other, one of those funky animated Japanese ones).

It's pretty fantastic.

There's also the whole 'pink film' genre in Japan. Not porn, but very sexual.

It might be odd but I need a narrative to get off, for certain things I prefer JAVs but they also have their faults, beside no subs, which is the lack of proper editing to avoid making it feel diluited.

Clearly you've never seen Pirates

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I dunno if anyone remembers that TV show Badly Dubbed Porn. That was underrated comedy kino. Can't find it online though

I'd like to see a porn with summer blockbuster effect, plot and character. Have a casting call for actual actors who don't mind fucking on camera. Like Incrptuon of Age of Ultron but with sex scenes in between action scenes.

for you

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Damn, might actually watch this for the story and skip all the boring fucking

I once got stoned and watched it and I was laughing so hard and so immersed in it that I completely forgot it was a porn until they randomly started fucking

Because it always has the same ending.

>ladder leading to a curtain wall
>no walkway to get to the other side of the pool
???

that's sand niggers for you!

>Yeah, you know, well, I'm sorry, Evan, that the Coen brothers don't direct porn that I watch

Do it. It's pretty funny.

Wait a minute, I recognize that pool.