/Corey General/

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i genuinely never understood the fascination with corey.

he had 1 appearance in goonies. he's no brendan frasier.

He has adcended to another plane of existance

>tfw singing ascension millennium to yourself in the car

Who here has ~ascended~?

Not you, because you are forcing a meme.

Was literally just about to make this thread.

We are ascended millennials, brother.

Just woke up, staying over at my grandma's house because she had her gall bladder removed and is trying not to die. Thinking about blaring some Corey and seeing if it helps her ascend the millennium.

nice samefag

Ask if she knows what's up with the youth

literally why does he just act like michael jackson. if he were actually trying to make music, even if it sucked, i'd feel bad for him. but the michael copycat act is just baffling.

He says Michael was the only adult who didn't abuse him.

You haven't yet ~ascended~ my friend.

I hope this will help you in your journey of ~ascension~
youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk

She needs to see the video for the full effect, it's not enough wanting to ascend the millenium, you have to know how.

Different fag.

GO

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IT

>I call this move the Space Invader

i actually dont mind the two tracks ive heard from him

he needs to drop the michael jackson look

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>tfw you're here to see the birth of Coreyposting

why does sean astin put up with him?

>"I WAS MOLESTED"
>biggest fan of Michael Jackson

does he come up with those dance moves or are they professinally coreographed

because corey puts up with him

Sean Astin is a fucking insufferable douchebag, why do you think he never got substantial work after LoTR

Check out his auto-biography about the making of the trilogy. Hilariously delusional and arrogant

get it get it
all she wanna do is twerk
hit da club

>45 years old

Fairplay to him

PO-TA-TOES

It's already been proven that mj didn't molest any of the kids he was put on trial for and the parents were just looking for some checks

who the fuck is that dude at the bottom of the stairs?
what the fuck is holding?
what the fuck does ascension man throw at him?
why the fuck does ascension man point at him afterwards?

Are you serious

No, not only has the opposite been proven, his poverty in his last years has been revealed to be the result of having to pay out millions to the parents of every kid he assaulted. The ones who went public were the tip of the iceberg.

It's actually not bad at all beside the audio is a bit mumbled up

Any good anecdotes?

stockholm

me on the left

MJ 100% molested kids. Him trying to have phone sex with a child and masturbating to completion is caught on fucking tape. Not to mention, "Nambla safe CP" material was found when police raided Neverland. (soft naked pictures of boys and teenagers)

La Toya outright said the Jackson family especially Joe Jackson were abusive sociopaths and MJ was a Pedo before any of these massive scandals blew, everyone ignored her because of her famous feud with Joe, but then it turned out Michael had reports of child abuse against him and it turned out quite a bit later, Joe Jackson outright was a fucking psychopath.

Sort of off topic, but what the fuck happened to B. Howard? You know, Michael's not son?

yes, it makes fuck all sense
it looks like a goddamn treasure map or some shit
the composition of the whole scene is mind boggling

the guy at the stairs was his colleague in the goonies, they are looking at a treasure map and in the film he had asthma

Feldman was in a shit ton of 80's kino, you need to watch more films, bud.

>The Lost Boys
>Stand By Me
>Friday The 13th The Final Chapter
>Gremlins

what summoning jutsu did he do at the end?

all i see is flicks there

>He was accused of forcing kids to drink “Jesus Juice” – wine in Coke cans – and watch porn in a hidden room off his bedroom.

wtf i love Michael Jackson now???

god that one on the right is so hot

>the lost boys
>just a simple flick
kys

ASCENSION

Why is he so angry?

He voiced Donatello too. Worth mentioning.

u first

>Him trying to have phone sex with a child and masturbating to completion is caught on fucking tape

Post this.

his butthole burns

That fake guitar playing has got me crazy horny

He's channeling his bottled up anger about pedophilia and his destroyed asshole through music.

He does this by emulating Michael Jackson. The problem is that he doesn't have any musical talent whatsoever.

*struggles to put on gloves*

ASCENSION

top kek

>He also kept a dartboard in the foyer of his bedroom with pictures of DreamWorks founders Steven Spielberg, David Geffen and Jeffrey Katzenberg — who he believed had stolen his idea for the studio and even its boy-on-the-moon logo.

>“Any of the children he played with who hit the bull’s-eye would get extra ice cream or anything else they wanted,” said Maid No. 3, who worked from 1996 to 1999. “He hated those guys with a passion. He was surprisingly very anti-Semitic. He’d lead some of the kids in chants: ‘Kill the bastards,’ and ‘Kill the bloodsuckers.’”

>The maid said Jacko watched in disgust as Spielberg got a Los Angeles Film Critics award in the 1990s.

>“It was crazy. He turned into his favorite ‘Twilight Zone’ character, and his eyes kind of bugged out, and he went into this crazy trance, pointing his finger at the television screen and saying, ‘You’re a bad man, a very bad man,’” she said, referring to the famed TV series’ character of Anthony Fremont, a boy who “wishes away” anyone who displeases him.
“At first, I thought he’d bust out laughing or something or that he was playing around, but it changed his entire mood. He was dead serious.”

>Instead of banishing his foe to a cornfield, as Anthony did, Jacko would wish Spielberg into “Jew hell,” the maid said.

It's part of the Louis, Martin and Michael documentary.

Did he also sacrifice kids to the great ocean?

what the fuck is wrong with howard stern? every thread i have ever seen about him makes him out to be a complete fuckwit

Isn't that the documentary where Jackson doesn't even appear and it's all about trying to get an interview with Joe Jackson, his insane father that basically hates his own kids?

This sounds like bullshit.

youtube.com/watch?v=A51nLFYhX8E

What do you call the dance style at 0:28?

>Any of the children he played with who hit the bull’s-eye
w..what does this even mean

I wonder if there could be an ulterior motive to claim abuse for those families that received millions of dollars...

>Michael sometimes ran around where the animals were, and he’d track ... poop throughout the house and think nothing of it,” Maid No.1 recalled. “Then, if you said something, he’d threaten to make doo-doo snowballs and throw it at you.

What, you don't believe the claims of some Mexican maid and doo-doo snowballs?

It does sound fake but he's probably anti-semitic.
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I'm a huge fan of Michael's music, but I seriously will never understand why the general public don't accept he was completely fucked in the head and a child abuser.

Anyone with any real knowledge of the Jackson family knows MJ was a victim-abuser. Joe Jackson verbally and physically abused all of his kids, sexually abused Rebbie, La Toya and Janet, and made Michael available to perverted pederasts in the music industry who might facilitate Joe's exploitation of their talent. La Toya is the only one who openly will say this though.

Tina Turner actually shot her shotgun at Randy Jackson when he attempted to practice Joe Jackson type behavior on one of her best friends.

>Instead of banishing his foe to a cornfield, as Anthony did, Jacko would wish Spielberg into “Jew hell,” the maid said.

Sadly, this is completely believable. Michael has been caught on tape saying Cred Forums-tier antisemitic stuff several times. Again, he gets it from his father who is famously a bigoted asshole.

>Snoop couldn't be fucked to be in the video
>Probably recorded his vocals over Skype
top fucking kek

That's the reason behind the fake stories.

Not to mention the actual lyrics to They Don't Really Care About Us

Jew me, Sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, kike me
Don't you black or white me

dude not the jews histories weakest most persecuted people?

Yeah an it was not caught on tape. There was a taped telephone conversation but it was only implied by the faggot who taped it that Michael was masturbating at the same time. You are posting kike lies.

I was just mentioning the lyrics, I am also anti-semitic. :^)

>Tina Turner actually shot her shotgun at Randy Jackson

This is actually confirmed by Jermaine:

>‘It was my little brother, he conceived the whole idea behind DreamWorks. The logo is still proudly the official logo of Neverland. Unfortunately, Steven Spielberg, Jeffrey Katzenberg and David Geffen all stole the idea from him. That’s one reason why Michael hates Jewish people so much. But he plays the game with them. There is a game that all in Hollywood play. But the Jews are the powerful ones and they have done a lot to put my brother in his place’.just another nigger. That’s what Don King told Michael at the start of the “Victory” tour. No matter what Michael, you’re just another nigger.

>‘My brother doesn’t always learn the valuable lessons life teaches. He is stubborn, hard-headed and, at times, harsh. He is cold, calculating and devious. The blood of his father runs freely through him. We were all afraid that the blood of Joseph Jackson would eventually contaminate all of us.

>‘Joseph did some disgusting things to LaToya and Rebbie, especially. If it weren’t for Mother’s loyalty to him, he’d probably be in prison for what he did to our sisters.’

>Steven Spielberg, David Geffen and Jeffrey Katzenberg

All of them are mixed up with people who are confirmed pedophiles, also heebs.

Corey himself who was molested by them said that MJ never abused him. Mj was fucked in the head by his dad and was suffering from peter pan syndrome due to this. He was weird and easy target for accusations when he himself was hardly interested in sex at all. Also, a known anti-semite in hollywood run by (((them))) and you can guess why there aren't even more stories about Jackson owning a human skin lampshades and didn't bathe with soap made from 6 gazillion malnurished jews while molesting at least 100 kids.

2bh considering the life he lead, he'd know better than most.

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Didn't they find a load of shooped pictures of naked women with children's heads in house? Like, the kind of stuff they use to train and desensitise police specialising in pedo stuff?

The David Brent

He has charisma, but he never truly exploded.

Is this really one continuous shot?

MJ didn't abuse Corey this is something that is confirmed.

There is something that we do know about the abuser that abused Corey and Haim, it was confirmed he was a major figure on set of the film Lucas.

This has narrowed it down too

- Scott Rudin
- Charlie Sheen
- David Geffen
- Marty Weiss (already gone down for abusing kids though, so you can cross him out)
- David Seltzer
- David Nicksay.

The way both Haim and Feldman talked about him though, makes me think it's a major hollywood producer or director honestly.

I've got my money on Rudin

Dream a Little Dream and License to Drive. If you never seen them GTFO.

He's also Slash on the new Turtles animated.

He's escaping from hell, dude

It was Charlie Sheen, with Martin Sheen being a part of it. Nobody would give a shit if it was just Charlie Sheen getting thrown under the bus, but Martin Sheen? He's got way too much respect in the industry for anyone to dare say anything when all they know is that "everyone knows he did it". It also REALLY explains Charlie Sheen's life.

>seeing if it helps her ascend the millennium.

we need some corey pepes if this meme is going to really take off

What did he mean by this?

Don't forget Mr. Rumsfield's lame-o neighbor Ricky.

did master p do his album artwork

>mfw Tom Hanks is the molester

I think he's the only one I couldn't take. There's just too many movies that would be ruined by constantly remembering that he fucks kids.

this is some Kino shit

IMO would be hilarious

I literally recognize only one name on that list.
Corey said the dude was well-known.

I'm not sure it's Charlie Sheen. Feldman would have no problem outing Sheen and Feldman has fueded with Sheen for decades because Sheen is the one that introduced them to Heroin and shit.

It's one of the A-list producers imo. Though I can also buy Martin Sheen.

He has said numerous times that he had two molesters, one was an agent his dad hired, and the other was the big mogul- they both introduced him to different drugs.
Charlie Sheen still fits.

>Nicksay

It was him as far as the Lucas story goes. Whoever did it the second time is up in the air, but it was definitely this guy on Lucas.

He works with Beiber and probably fucked him too. It would explain the trainwreck that kid turned out to be.

>Though I can also buy Martin Sheen.

at first i didn't, but then i thought about it and he really does kind of fit the bill outside of his films, he just has that "i know what's best for you, right this way" vibe to him

You might not know them, but several of those people are pretty much the biggest producers in Hollywood.

The name that keeps coming up a lot is David Nicksay who lines up with the other rumour that Haim was abused by someone in their 40s, when he was 14.

guys lets get the ball rolling #DavidNicksayAnaledThe2Coreys

Feldman outing Charlie would be easy, but not Martin. Hell, up until recently pretty much nobody would have believed him with Charlie either.

The thing is that Charlie Sheen has never really been respected in Hollywood. He was in popular movies and everything, but he's never been classed a proper star or fantastic actor. Martin has that status. If Charlie was a random nobody's son he wouldn't have gotten away with half the shit he's gotten away with. If Martin abused Charlie, thus leading to Charlie abusing(and doing all the other crazy shit he's done) as well? People would simply not want to go digging for evidence of what they're hearing, because it'd be too big.

>Agent Cody Banks

NOT MALCOLM!

His name has been connected to their abuse since 2011. No one is going to do shit.

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what the actual fuck is it with his copying of MJ?

How come nobody has mentioned the sex slave video?
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Perfectly innocent bad performance by Corey, but skip to 1:50.

What the fuck?

ASCENSION

He's was the only adult in his life that didn't molest him and he felt safe with in jewlywood. He is paying homage to his hero. Imagine some kid playing batman, that is what MJ is to corey.

so hot

cocaine makes you dance like michael jackson

the way he slurs when he first starts to talk is funny too

the lipsyncing is worse than ashley simpson

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wtf alternate dimension parallel universe is this shit from?

this is some berenstain bears type of shit

heebs are out full force trying to make the upcoming reveal seem ridiculous.

What the fuck?!!!??

WHO DID THE RAPE! WHO WAS IT!!!!?!?!!??!

One of them was SS

stop it boner

Arnold Schwarzenegger

test

APOLOGIZE

why the fuck were all my posts deleted? fuck you, mods

You know too much. If you continue posting Spielberg will silence you permanently.

literally what?

what are you trying to say?

This guy hasn't improved his dancing skills since the 90s holy shit. He admires MJ so fucking much but never bothered to actually learn how to dance.

Take a lesson or two, fucker.

What's more is that Michael's dancing is really, really hard to copy. He danced the music, literally. Everything Michael did was very intuitive and he demanded retakes if he did something he felt was wrong.

Yeah, also, he kind of had a natural talent for it. Corey has none but him still shit dancing like that makes me believe that he actually thinks he's a good dancer.

I think Corey is too naive about the world. He has good intentions but won't accept that you will be ridiculed harshly, especially when copying someone like MJ. You will look like a complete douchebag if you do MJ's dance wrong because it will look forced.

But Corey rides on the "good will triumph" thing of his and ignores his own limits.

We can't talk about it on Cred Forums because hotpockets have been paid.

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He's also very much an egotistical douche. In this video you can see how he only cares about his opinion and people's opinion on him and pretty much ignores the chick if she's not praising his midget ass. It's like she's not even there.

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This isn't actually even that bad. Still he seems pretty pathetic.

I don't really see what's wrong with that video, he even gives her a spot to talk about her thoughts. Other than that she stays quiet because Corey is the head of the band, not her.

He's just feeding his delusions if anything.

But you can definitely see the drugs messing him up, he has that Ozzy Osbourne thing going on.

What did he mean by this?
youtu.be/v-cMNvQ4aE4?t=1m31s

does he have dentures

The guy is getting massive exposure and will probably sell a ton of records out of it. He'll probably make a couple of million from this record.

she is literally perfect..

This could be way worse. I like it more than go 4 it.

>17:40
GTFO

are u retarded? 1:31

fuck. why would there be a camera feed on her if he actually had her tied up backstage though,

Ok we already know the song is terrible why do we need that shithead's opinion

>that 00's 'replacing words with numbers' gimmick
>that shit-tier photoshop
This is gold.

I'm happy for him desu

>jew
>gets gassed in 24

BRAVO
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They call him the powerpoint master

This. Tells us more.

I was not prepared for him to call Randy "meh".

wtf the wrong with this guy?

>implying shes backstage and not in a basement sex dungeon somewhere
rumor has it kirstie alley had one so imagine all the people in hollywood who do

so much lip sync

The fuck is this shit? 65k subs to do nothing but shit on music. What a twat

>all those unfunny kikes
>*record scratch*

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Forgetting Sean Austin Kino
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What's with the Coreyshilling here lately? Is he contractually forcing his """""""""""""angels"""""""""""" shitpost here 24/7 now?

Is Sean Astin the broest of bros?

Those bitches look like they have trouble breathing and blinking at the same time i very much doubt they can shill on the internet.

He crumples his hat when he slaps it at 1:33 :(

Does this warrant a skrillex remix now?

i thought it was skillet?

I'm serious, skrill is exactly the type of wierdo to dig corey out and actually make something hype.

He's trying so hard to be Michael Jackson it's a wonder people are standing for this. Blacks should be triggered as fuck but I'm not seeing a reaction like that.

Spielberg and Eastwood are the two great "thou shalt not speak of this" secret holders here. Eastwood's isn't pedophillia though, it's murder.

Eastwood is a serial killer?

>He's channeling his bottled up anger about pedophilia and his destroyed asshole through music.

Really underrated.

>forgetting Meatballs 4
that was the best one

MJ's dancing flowed smoothling. Feldman's rushing through everything. That and his face, it's like he's trying to psychically shove the audience into digging him as much as he digs himself. "How can you not love this? Look at this! I'm checking all the boxes!"

corey threads are comfy as fuck

i'm gonna start listening through his entire discography when i get home later. pure kino.

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