Webm thread

She's so fucking hot

it means to tongue fuck someone's asshole, stupid

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Thats not mean

are you quite literally retarded?

It's mean if it's not a chad saying that. She doesn't want a non chad saying that to her.

Ugly

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

butthurt watsonfag

IMAGINE.

imagine?

>tfw you will never tongue punch her in the fart box

cool way of presentation

i should do that for my waifu

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IMAGINE BEING JAMIE LEE CURTIS IN THAT SCENE

Uguu kawaii desu

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>WebM does not have sound
>Its size is 1.09 MB only

she's 26

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So how is that mean? Isn't that a compliment?

MARGOT A CUTE! A CUTE!!!

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>I want to eat her ass
>supposed to be mean

faggot memer

MarklHamiltonStrokesSomeBrunette'sPussy.webm

How are these movies? I've never really had a chance to watch them but they seem like they might be fun.

>tfw you will never spend your high school days hanging out with this qt making banners while daydreaming about Snodgass's bum

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First one is kinda charming. In a shitty comedy kind of way. Sort of like Tropic Thunder but way less memorable.

maggot femer

who is this qt

I really respect her confidence.
And I love the fuck outa some puffy nips

Get a load of this faggot.

benis xd

>Pubic hair

Shave that shit off, neanderthal. We're not apes anymore.

Is this from a movies? Who penis?

>that bush

okay body, but she's so fucking ugly.

user...

anyone got any trump webms?

Fuck you, a nearly trimmed bush is great.

Granted her pussy and bush is pretty awful.

L-l-lewd.

Mark is a Cute

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Do women actually just sit at home being sexily bored when nobody is around?

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idk who this is desu

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>26
kys my friend

Anulingus makes you homosexual if you put your tongue inside, even if it's to a woman (because her ass would be the same as a man's)

I didn't realize not being attracted to apes made you gay.

Trimmed pubic hair is just pointless. If you're going to cut it at all cut it all off. There is nothing sexy about it. It's a fetish.

BY GOD IN HEAVEN

I love this meme

>MEW will never be your hot aunt that you always see at weddings that constantly asks you to get up and dance with her

just deep-fry my fucking limbs right now.

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extra from Vice Principals

agreed. women should just leave their hair alone or shave their heads. anything in between is a waste of time.

is this all from dreamers?

fag

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why you do this to me

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That chick wanted to gobble that Jew cock so hard

fuck off, retard

It's straight to want to fuck apes?

You're trying too hard.

pubic hair is a sexual ornament. if you find it revolting it means you're a pedophile. sorry bro.

I simply don't fuck apes. It's not that complicated.

I don't get it?

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Pubic hair is a fetish, and considering I've never felt an attraction to a pre pubescent girl you're pedophile theory falls flat.

Mammals have hair.
Humans are mammals.

So you like to fuck kids?

It's just as much a sexual fetish as shaved pussies are, and considering the norm or default is pubic hair I would say it is more so.

>pre pubescent girl
LIES!

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Holy shit dude

>Pubic hair is a fetish

found the 15 year old

you know shaved pubic hair wasnt a thing until the late 80's, right

good heavens that lady is practically naked

>Mammals have hair.
Humans are mammals.

Ok, then. I don't want to fuck dogs and cats

>So you like to fuck kids?

Nice strawman

>It's just as much a sexual fetish as shaved pussies are, and considering the norm or default is pubic hair I would say it is more so.

So they're both fetishes. I can agree with that. That puts us on the same level.

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That doesn't mean it's not a fetish. People were just too retarded to realize it wasn't necessary until recently.

user, if you reach any further you'll fall over

Go wild.

>People were just too retarded to realize it wasn't necessary until recently
Did you just called your parents a retards?

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to think i endured 1h 45m of that shit, when all the good parts are in that 5 seconds webm

>a retards

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Close, but not exactly.

For almost the entirety of human history, normal people didn't really go to the trouble of shaving off all their pubic hair. Most people still don't. It's a huge pain in the ass and the only reward is an itchy crotch. But with the advent of easily accessible internet pornography, in which everyone is shaved like a Persian cat, an entire generation of people (aka you) now have the impression that looking like a newborn baby is normal, since that's the only exposure to other naked people you've ever had. This then produces the notion that pubic hair is somehow "gross" or "a fetish". It's not. It's normal. You're just too burnt out on Pornhub and (maybe) your similarly misled peers to know any better.

>pubic hair is a fetish
>People were just too retarded to realize it wasn't necessary until recently.

why doesn't she have an assistant for doing that? is she poor or something?

WHO IS THAT BRUNETTE?

Is that the weird looking girl from Garfunkel and Oats?

>eating ass is now being casually promoted in mainstream media
wew

pubic hair is a fetish now, it's almost unheard of to see a woman with a bush and it's usually in a fetish category like bush porn

>BRUNETTE

It's better with sound, her accent makes me diamonds.

10/10

it also led to women thinking guys think its hot for them to gag all over their fucking dicks

and since when did licking ass become a thing

Eeew. She looks like a FAS sufferer

she looks like she's a nightfallen from suramar lmao

Дa пoхyй.

>have the impression that looking like a newborn baby is normal

So looking like a subhuman animal is normal?

It is a fetish and it serves no purpose. Maybe it did before we got civilized and started wearing clothing but not anymore.

Am I suppose to find her hot in this scene?

Is this the episode 8?

>theres a guy in here arguing that pubic hair is a fetish

shouldn't you be doing homework or something

this

>So looking like a subhuman animal is normal?

>"oh wow she she has pubic hair 0/10 would not bang"
>neckbeard.jpg

youtube.com/watch?v=0jX5Bowpwjc

Very good mrow

Have fun fucking chimp girls.

looking like a human is normal. hairless crotch is not normal.

MY DICK

Am I suppose to make sense of your post?

>subhuman animal
Humans have body hair, dude. No idea what this is supposed to mean.

I guess the trendy disdain for body hair helps out the new estrogen-filled generation of boys who don't start growing hair on their chest until they're 16. They get a few precious years of looking "normal" before that damn natural progression of puberty ruins it all. In all seriousness, either you're trolling or you're a really weird fourteen year old. If the former, you've done a good job, and if the latter, you shouldn't be posting here.

Where's the first one from? The one where she's about to get fingered.

Damn, Jamie Lee Curtis looks like THAT?!

please show pictures of your immaculately shaved body, user

Movie was set in 1968

Looking like an ape is not normal. We're above them.

I don't like pubic hair. Sorry that triggers you.

And give you fap material? Nice try, friendo.

Onlu good parts of that shit movie

True.

so on a scale of 1-10 just how much of a faggot are you?

do you think trump detests body hair as well>?

my fucking dick

I didn't realize fucking apes made you straight.

SOURCE LITERALLY RIGHT THIS SECOND

Someone do this. I want to masturbate.

Akerman's looking pretty toight for closing on 40

ma senpai lmfao

strawpoll.me/11281519

Thank you, user.

Glad to see not everyone here is 14 years old.

RIP muh dick

I actually cant tell if thats a dude or a chick.

this bait always works

I am 15 years old the post.

Daily reminder that dudes who like bush are basically into bestiality.

It is a fetish.

this

Daily reminder that dudes who like shaved puss are basically into pedophilia.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474584122955.webm

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I was stupid because I am 15, but huehue I was just trolling - the post.

its a girl!

Yes, it is. The show's producers probably didn't know what it meant.

Thanks bro.

>small penis
how am I supposed to fap to this?

Does this woman have the downs?

Cerebral Palsy

>I'm assblasted because someone has an opinion- the post

thank you mr skeletal

based sodomyclown

I want to fuck her lovingly to make her feel beautiful

Sorry, she's taken.

to me

Dobby?

Looks like her parents were a Frenchman, an Asian woman and a few bottles of Jack Daniels.

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now this is kino I can get into

>there are people who think Abigail Spencer wasn't the Fappening MVP

What's wrong with you

Sorry dude. Wrong webm.

requesting those QVC models

Really makes me think

What's this from?

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>ywn never roll around in the grass with your mommy-fu

god damn give me that ass

>She's 35
What is this witchcraft?

you can see she is dripping wet

Highway. With fetus Leto and Gyllenhaal.
>Jared is 9 years older than Jake

That was just a fantasy of the lesbian chick she had while fucking the corpse that looked like Elle

>being a fag in 2016

>that part in the video where she almost fries her arm trying to flip a pancake

I honestly shouldn't laugh because potentially this could happen to my kids....but fuck me if it wasn't funny.

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ignore this spazoid
shes a coalburner

wut

She lives a stress free life. If all seriousness she probably one of the most hard working women in Hollywood. She always busy.

Who even is this almost looks like Blunt but isn't.

>qt in pink overalls
>based mark in comfy sweater
>cozy as heck kitty
this scene could not be cuter

It's Eva Green, put your mouse on the filename and you get the title

Trump is a cute! A CUTE!

who is that clean but writers fuck jimmy kimmel.

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>who is that clean but writers fuck jimmy kimmel.

Fucking WHAT.

huh?

First one's okay, I forgot what happened though. Sequel is pretty fun for waifu and plot.

i would have tweeted i want you lick her asshole not fart box.

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The Night of the fight

the level of autism in these posts is astounding

MCU please leave

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Johnny never stood a chance.

what a fucking sloot

hershalg xD

nat nat XDDD

neta-lee XDDDD

>Moist

Fugggg!!

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yes

Made some new ones today

Is this supposed to be someone?

Yes, in fact in my book it's de rigeur.

Not really, it's just supposed to provide a boner.
i still can't bring myself to watch BvS or any future WW stuff. There can be no other WW. Lynda was just too perfect.

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Same. I downloaded BvS months ago and still haven't been in the mood to watch it, and lately I have been reconsidering if I should watch WW on the theaters.

By the way, it might interest you that there's a crossover comic of WW '77 and Bionic Woman coming in december.

I saw a webm on here the other day and I was hoping someone could help me figure it out.
>a bunch of dudes sitting around a table in a cabin
>all of them but one starts transforming into these weird demon/monsters
>one of the monsters is holding his own severed head like a lantern so he can see
>the one guy that didnt transform hides under the table while these little flying demons swarm him
>The monsters find him and almost kill him, but the house gets ripped apart like a tornado hit it
>the MC is left in some other dimension, face to face with some weird, giant monster
>the weird, giant monster had these really long eyelid flaps that hung down to its waist

It sounds like a fever dream, I know, but I cant seem to find anyone that knows what the fuck im talking about.

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can you remember any other webms in that threads besides the obvious Fargo one?

SAUCE PLEASE!

Literally perfect

new show on netflix called "Easy". I've been told that scene is in the sixth episode. Don't know if the rest of the show is worth watching I dont even know what its about

No. It wasnt actually the other day... more like a month or so ago.
I dont even remember if I saw it on Cred Forums, but it was movie-grade cgi, so i figured it was here.

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hello, reddit!

What an autist.

How can a woman be so beautiful?

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>do you think trump detests body hair as well
Do you make all your life decisions according to what you think that faggot would approve of?

Look at her face. None of the movements are natural. She moves like a soulless robot.

youtube.com/watch?v=qNZIJmEZ91g

She's doing Frank's "The Move" from Always Sunny.

What is this from?

prove it

Reverse image says the Deep End

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I thought she was American, but I see some kind of British accent in her lips. What gives?

BEST EMMA
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shes australian

Shit, really?

yeah

see could've just googled it

I need to get my eyes checked.

>He thinks this is best emma

her stomach is as cute as I thought it would be

who?

Nah it's a background shot, don't worry about it.

Amber Heard, movie is Syrup.

There's another webm from this movie that gets me hard as a rock

A Saint and a Scholar

Did someone say best Emma?

Could you mean this one?

>sunrise

muh dick

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any flicks where she dresses up in an SS uniform and bullies people???

Why are her eyes bulging out of her skull like that?

God yes. I would let her abuse me in any way she wanted

She's a dead-eyed psychopath.

That isn't how robots move

I found the source of this by reading her lips.

It's how midgets move

she has no ass. more like tongue punch her icebox, right?

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I wonder what it's like to fuck a woman in her mid-40s.

crazy, imagine all the experience she gained over the years

she is pepe irl

i love her

like fine wine

From Peep Show.

I see it.

wtf I love getting cucked now

>dat scene where he hides in the prossies room and she's got broken legs so she uses pullies and leavers to manipulate things.

Damn good film.

Is Essential Killing any good? Same director yeah?

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damn i wasnt the only one to fall for this girl either

hi again old friend

god these girls are so ugly but this scene is top tier

does this girl suck dick on video?

kek it looks like leto says HOL UP, WAIT 1 SEC, then immediately fucks her repeatedly again

accurate

is this a run-of-the-mill blonde?
my dream is to fuck a standard snow bunny of some sort but i'm a skinny 5'7 manlet asian. i do have a social life but most ppl i associate with are asians. will i ever have a chance?

this also applies to my above q

>266 posts
>only 78 webms
what started the shitstorm this time then

lmao

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why even make a garbage webm like this, let alone save it, let alone repost it?

what's your problem?

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looks good for 40

Imagine there's no heaven, It's easy if you try No hell below us, Above us only sky, Imagine all the people
Living for today

that's not a mean tweet
He's saying he wants to eat her ass out

How do I make a good quality webm bros?

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is that good or bad?

download a video, edit the part you want to use, use a website or software to convert the format to webm

Same

use WebM for Retards
Tweak CRF and Tolerance settings until it's under 3mb

How was it growing like a retard child?

god damn she was hot

Use this

gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter

Set the mode to variable and change the CRF up or down to fit the image limit. The higher you go the worse it will look.

Whether or not pubic hair on women is cool.

What was the ledecky webm that was deleted?

this is when she was 26 tho, she is now 30 and on the downhill slide. Clever this one, she knew full well she only had a few short years to snag a rich idiot and take him for all he's worth

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lol how does she get away with it.

if any of us normies lied about our ages we would be ruined

even the black guy is fraid

someone must know her name

instagram and other shit too

(shes not jewish)

awww, can she pretend to be?

in finding the source for this I read that that girl went on to found Hustler's Barely Legal brand and magazine and currently owns the worlds largest private erotica collection

>starwars at the bbc
>no bbc on screen

why?

this is recent

who is that blond

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looks like milan ackerman

What a top girl. She really was the strength of the movie.

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>was

you fucking retarded?

I hate the smell of lube and you can bet you'll have to use it, women drying up isn't a meme.

Who is "mew"?

and what was the pubic hair wemb from? Who was in it?

Also not an insult.

I've never seen a snake with one head drink water.
Is this a two-headed snake thing to do?

t. pet store employee

mary, elizabeth....

neither is this mehfamweh

AN ILLUSION! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

A cute.