Girl looks in the general direction of MC

>Girl looks in the general direction of MC
>He doesn't fall in love with her and imagine life together

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Answer my thread or I'll kick you're ass

>gets shot
>dies
EVERY SINGLE MOVIE

P-pls don't hit me

>girl looks at MC
>imagines their future life together as husband and wife
>MC looks at girl
>thinks of food

COMEDY GOLD

>character makes a last stand against a threat
>tells the group to get to saftey
>blap blap ahhhhh
>group advances a distance
>one character is about to die
>slip crack threats neck broken
>How have you all been
>character makes it back to the group with new skills weapons and a kill do attitude taking on the threat

Shoulve posted in my thread sooner

>it's an user has a stroke while meming episode

>It's a long story
>it isn't

I'll do better next time boss

>character loses a limb
>vomits blood

> character disguises himself as someone else
> their disguise is extremely poor and unconvincing
> everybody still can't tell that it's a disguise and acts as if they're who they say they are

Name 1 movie.

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Teleports behind you...

>gets shot
>becomes alive

Haha, I sure do hate it when that doesn't happen in movies. Don't hurt me.

SHEEEIT

I know man, I know.

>character gets multiple fatal shots
>he doesn't immediately start agonizing in pain
>he calmly gives a last speech before passing out

>character isn't constantly plagued with sudden, random, and intrusive thoughts of suicide

Can't relate at all.

>>character isn't constantly plagued with sudden, random, and intrusive thoughts of grotesque sexual actions

I simply cannot relate with characters like this.

>you're

>character doesnt throw his gameboy out of the car when the window is open

How the fuck does that fire even start in the first place

>character doesn't think of that one girl from high school before going to bed

>character wakes up in the morning and asks himself:
>is life worth living or should I blast myself

>20 something character living alone in the city
>cruises by and doesn't struggle with the constant chores and liabilities of living as an adult

>it's a Truman stumbles into a Truman thread disguised as a Pepe thread episode

My bushido sushi honda will kick you're ass

>character doesn't lose sleep thinking about why the only girlfriend he had in life left him
I just can't relate

>character doesnt realise that theres is nothing in the world actually stopping him from killing someone and then gets scared and feels like he broke reality
wtf is this shit

You talk the talk.