>aw, son of a b-
>*explosion*
Aw, son of a b-
>what could possible go wro-
>*explosion*
>OP, you're one massive fa-
>*implosion*
>being gay
>I'm too old for this shit
>two characters from another country having a conversation
>one starts speaking the language
>the other reminds them to speak English, for no particular reason
>Character thinks they've won
>Realize that they've been out smarted
>Oh sh-
>*explosion*
>Hey guys I think it's over
>Don't say that!
>something happens
>[muffled swearing]
>Bomb goes off
>Vision is blurred and character cant see straight
>Comes back to senses to the sounds of screaming and gunfire
>and your other gun
>and the other
name one movie
>Did we win??
>I wouldn't be so sure of that
>*loud roar in the distance*
>henchmen opens box
>countdown from bomb is at 4 seconds
>they stare at it as the music swells
>the music stops at 1 second
>pan of area where explosion goes off
What's going on in this thread
inglorious bastards.
There was a reason though
>hero is fighting villain
>gets tossed around
>drops weapon
>gets tossed around some more
>hero lifts himself off the ground
>his weapon is within arms reach again
>car chase scene
>a few big crashes
>all generic characters die
>main characters get out of cars, dust themselves off and keep moving
I was thinking more TV, it keeps happening in Victoria with the germans.
Oh, thank God.
>the superhero fights the villain
>the villain wins
>later the superhero gets more powerful
>he defeats the villain
Every Marvel piece of shit ever.
+1 meme points friend, nicely played
>super heroes power is to win a fight against the same person the next time they fight
Stupid thread just made me think of the best scene in Waterworld. I wasn't trying to "meme". Whatever. I should've expected a shit post.
Seems to be a common superpower in these movies.
>answers phone
>"its done"
>character suffers minor injury
>explodes
>character trying to accomplish some task while having a bad day
>montage of accidentally breaking things, knocking over shelfs, losing things
>break, everything looks like it is finally back in place and task is ready to be performed
>something catches on fire for no reason
A hijacking
>doesn't say buh-bye
>protagonist about to kill bad guy
>"if you do that you'll just end up like him!"
HAHA
>pg 13 movie
>"dodge this mother f-"
>aww man are they really gonna say it
>*explosion*
Stop making and posting these dumb looking pepes.
>Hero and villain are both lying on the ground
>Weapon lies between them
>Both start to rush to get there first
>"explo...
>BOOM CLAP THE SOUND OF MY HEART
>"Don't worry, we'll escape." (smug confident tone)
*scene change to them getting captured*
>side-kick gives snide comeback (even though it's 2 hours later so it would seem random IRL)
>woman's about to get raped
>"get your hands off me!"
>*woosh*
>rapist gets an arrow through the neck
>Meet me at the Four Seasons
It's always the fucking Four Seasons, the most unoriginal food joint name in the world reeeeeeee
Thats so bad it deserves a rare.
>YO, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE FUCKING NIGNO-
>*explosion*
>first 3 spiderman movies
>muh shitty life
>muh new villain
>get muh shit pushed in by new villain
>muh troubled personal life
>find muh inner strengths
>miraculously beat new villain to a pulp
>completely satisfied with being cucked
It's beyond me how people actually liked the first 3 movies when it was the same shit every single time. At least the new reboot movies weren't the same bullshit and that one bitch died.
>people getting killed left and right
>no blood
everytime, like holy fuck.
Either that or the women shoots the guy with her third arm he didn't hold her down with.
>pulling out a knife makes the unsheathing sound
>At least the new reboot movies weren't the same bullshit and that one bitch died.
I guess they were original, but really quite awful in every respect. Makes the average capeship like well-crafted by comparison.
>female character gets assaulted or raped
>punching bag scene later on
EVERY FUCKING TIME
ITS THE SAME SOUND EVERY TIME
>pull knife from wooden block
>pull knfie from leather sheath
>pull knife from metal table
ITS THE SAME SOUND EFFECT EVERY FUCKING TIME
>white woman make an appearance
>0 (zero) scenes that involve a relationship with a black person
>kids football game
>MC leaves for no reason
>finds pictures of himself in the car
>I'LL GET YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH
>guy pulls out a gun
>you hear it cock
>lift gun up again and they play the cock sound
>unlock the safety and the cocking sound plays
>reload the gun and they don't cock it
>prepares to kill protagonist with final blow to the face
>*bang bang*
>"Took ya long enough!"
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>guy shoots gun right next to someones head
>their ears aren't bleeding
Fucking archer got it and it was supposed to be a joke.