PARTY LEGEND

Anyone seen Party Legends?

Here's a clip with Alia Shawkat (Maeby Funke) telling a story about her shaved pussy.

youtube.com/watch?v=llKyFC0jbGs

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women were a mistake

Why does she have the fashion sense of a 50 year old Chinese woman from the late 80's?

Party Legends is fucking hilarious.

>THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SKATING WITH DURRELL

What a disgusting whore.

Probably doesn't use clothes much, whores like that just put on anything with easy pussy and asshole access, since they basically fuck and do drugs 24/7.

She aged like Milk. wtf happened?

she really did, it's a god damn shame

somebody is TRIGGERED

I think she sounds pretty funny. Do you get out much?

I don't give a shit about your personal thoughts on whores, sorry, leave that for your manifesto.

Is this what Chads do at parties? Women just begging to fuck you?

virgin detected

>shaved pussy
D R O P P E D

This kind of shit makes me want yearn for a Marxist revolution in which all of these people are stomped to death by the working class

Why does she share these slutty stories about her self?

I remember a different podcast interview she gave about some 1 night stand with a random black guy

Fucking whore

Matrix Revolution wasn't that good

>6 minutes
hey now

Why specifically Marxist? As long as the workers rise and kill the fuck out of them, the ideology behind it doesn't really matter, since it will get corrupted the day after the revolution anyway.

The fact that this is really relatable for the average woman, that really annoys me. They "kinda, just, like, whatever" fuck and feel their way through life,

...

That's a gross story, women have no fucking class or shame anymore. What makes it even worse is that she has fucking nasty grandma hair.

Fuckin' kek

that shit was so funny.

whi do you guys think she was talkin about?

Not saying this was all that funny or entertaining or anything but

jesus christ you guys are so fucking angry that you're not having sex. so much virgin autismo rage

how can you reasonably assume this is universally relatable for all women? were you hurt at some point by some dumb whore and is this is your way of coping?

And you're such a pathetic permavirgin that you'll grovel at the feet of an obvious whore you don't even know for that tiny little chance - likely smaller than your penis - that your slobbering tongue will deliver this vibrating missive of support through the very aether to her wax-cum-semen-filled ears, and she'll appear in your dreams tonight and thank you with a kiss on the forehead.

Enabler, no enabling.

>not being a buttmad virgin
>HURRR WHITTE KNIGHT

explain this logic, please

Ok, not every woman. Just most of them around my age. I've not been truly hurt, and I'm pretty good with women. They are annoying though.

Perhaps the white knight is the true buttmad virgin.

on a strictly biological level men are the mistake.

Im not even defending the ugly jew, I just dont understand the rage

most people do. every normal person has a weird hook up story.

>> how can you reasonably assume this is universally relatable for all women?
Because it literally is? Why else do you think it would be disseminated by the mass media catering to the lowest common denominator? If something else was the "universal experience" then something else would be.

And even on the off chance that it's not, since it's being promoted by said media, it will be soon enough.

I would really like to hear a convincing argument to the contrary, where exactly is it that all these "nice girls" are hiding?

To understand rage, you must first understand yourself, for it is within you that the illusion takes shape.

>strictly biological level
>mistake
I can imagine you furiously typing this over your Starbucks Trenta iced coffee with extra extra extra caramel, you pseudointellectual faggot.

Is any of this based on direct experience, and not something you read on Cred Forums?

I'm not denying there's a gigantic presence of this stuff in the media, or even that there are alot of whores out there, but people are still individuals.

And by the way, it's not like there haven't always been sluts; This isn't a new thing.

Some people care about the degradation of Western society.

It's based on Bernays, Elul, McLuhan and Chomsky.

The guy is clearly bryan callen. old dirtbag

do girls really let you order them to take a shower and get naked and shave their pussies at parties? or is this only hollywood parties?

>degredation of western society

oh blow me. you don't give a shit about "western society" you memeloving fuck

As long as you're attractive and/or rich enough that they perceive you as an authority, yes, they will let you do anything to them and make them do anything.

They don't have a moral compass or any internal values, they're a blank slate for everyone who's higher than them in the social hierarchy.

If you are hot and/or rich enough, absolutely. Women literally have no free will or backbone and will do anything a man they want tells them to.

Just a tip, being cynical doesn't mean you're intelligent, or cool.

>you must be attractive or rich

get some self-esteem

girls like somebody who is interesting, funny, and confident, but honestly different ones find different things attractive

ME cynical? Im not the one bitching about "degenerates" or the fucking "downfall of western civilization"

im sorry that image had you btfo

And those people post on a website that has multiple porn and homosexual boards and boards devoted to children's games, toys and TV shows.

>namedropping

Welp you got me buster

this is your waifu? are you people for real?

Your grandma was giving random dudes head in the backseat of their buick in the 50's. Society has a lot bigger problems than young people having sex.

Do you guys know that Alia previously dated Lena Dunham's boyfriend?

Just food for thought.

Bullshit. If that were true, I wouldn't be a 27 year old virgin. Looks, money, and status are all that matter.

I don't believe you.

Alia is a lesbian.

Stop hating yourself user. Maybe that's why you've fuckt

**haven't fukt

>im sorry that image had you btfo
I'm quite calm.
In fact, I didn't even bother looking at it, because all I can see is another impressionable faggot with low self-esteem who is having trouble processing the fact that their worldview is the result of carefully planned and sustained brainwashing by the corrupt liberal media.

So is Lena Dunham.

/lgbt/ is literally a containment board.

Have you tried reading any of their books? The first three are very common-sense and without much ideology-pushing, especially Elul and McLuhan. Would recommend for anyone who's confused about what exactly has been happening to people lately, since they describe a process that started becoming apparent immediately after WW2 with great accuracy and vision (their greatest works have been written in the 60s).

Oh yeah I'd add Neil Postman to the list too.

There are more gay boards than just /lgbt/, user.

She's almost 30 and a woman. That's what happened.

Like gender neutral bathrooms and racism, right?
You're a true prodigy of the world.

What went wrong

Why do tumblrinas bother coming here? Do they have a general misconception about this place? Perhaps they thought it was leddit?

ew

They come to Cred Forums, /soc/, and /cgl/ and then think they are welcome on all other boards because they have a vagina. In other words, women are stupid and can't get over themselves so they think they can do whatever.

Well, she really let her self go, ahn?

/thread

>They both pass out for a little while...
Hmm

the reason you don't get any pussy is because you don't even try

>libtards
>anyone who doesnt totally agree with me is racist

>you
>anyone who doesnt totally agree with me is a brainwashed sheep

good luck saving western civilization you mouthbreathing hypoocrite

Why the fuck would she tell that story to a news outlet?!

Like, what?

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Just show off the jewbs already

This

>he says this posting on anonymous image board wasting hours of his life isolated from society not contributing with literal pedophiles
Leave your house before you start bitching about "problems" in society. you sound like a depressed virgin bro

he always dated scarlett johansson

>74644233
i wouldn't call vice a credible news outlet

Oh, one of my many waifus. She can sing pretty good.

Who shit in everybodies cereal?

This

Sauce?

Yep.

>shitty animation
>mumbling storyteller
>about sex
>always about sex
>"oh i'm such a bad storyteller"

Do retarded marxists actually think this is what good storytelling is like?

>virgin
Opinion disregarded.

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I hate SJW's as much as the next guy but that pic is SO true!

post more of her tits you faggots

You seem to protest just that little too much, faggot.

Honestly it just sucks when a girl you thought was kind of reserved and achievable turns out to be a giant whore.

I expected this much of her, because fucking hell look at her, she's the stereotypical "feminist".

doesn't her being a giant whore make her more achievable?

>(((Alia Shawkat))) talks about how big a slut she is

DOTR when?

This one with Eric Andre is good. Post more Party Legends.
youtu.be/hqyyB4Y0qvo?t=1041

Yes, but also entirely undesirable.

Achievable is probably the wrong word. More like someone who wouldn't just let some random Chad shave her pussy at a party. That's some top tier whore shit.

Say you ask Alia to marry you and she says yes. The you come across this clip. Does it change your mind in any way?

Putrid, vapid, soulless kike. Thanks for the fucking story.

yea thats unappealing about this, its one thing to just have sex with chad but to let him order you around and shave you pussy before sex seems a little weird for someone you dont know. i bet she would have drank his piss and let him throat fuck her and eat his asshole out too

I want to fuck her so bad. top 10 sex appeal in hollywood

The entire time I was thinking that is for sure James Franco, and I scroll down to the comments and yep, everyone else thinks Franco as well.

Who do you think it was Cred Forums?

butthurt virgin detected

Jared leto

james franco doesn't smoke weed

I think you should fuck off back to (R)eddit.

Doesn't that part about him freaking out that she's 20 at the time imply it's someone older.

>james franco doesn't smoke weed

Franco's like 12 years older than her

>I don't understand anything about biology
t. cuckold

he doesn't...

y'know hes an actor right?

This was stupid, but I won't deny some of the anecdotes shown on this show make me wish I were at "that" party

>tfw I'll never drink Jaegermeister dripping from the vagina from an ice sculpture of Anna Nicole Smith.......and then make out with Anna Nicole Smith

How do you know

fucking google "james franco weed"

So he was freaking out about fucking a 20 year old when he was what 32. Is that something that happens?

If he thought she was younger, which is possible cause she looked like such a kid back then.

one can only hope

I don't fucking care. Is that what you did?

kill yourself faggot

These are the actions of a woman with zero boundaries. Not judging but I guarantee she was a bused as a child.

The fact she even thinks it's "cool" to share this story is telling.

She says she's 20.
Listen to it again. He asks how old she is, she says 20. She makes some comment about them both being semi adults. and he starts freaking out saying he can't still be doing this.

Im just saying it's possible. Guys like that hear girls lie about their age all the time.

this reminds of celebrity Meth parodies.

yeah, it sounds like he's mad at himself for still fucking barely legals when society tells him he should be settling down and shit.

Lel

Maybe.
I just get the impression that it's someone significantly older.
I get a Jeremy Piven kind of vibe.

literally fapping over her right now

her wearing the dead kenndys t shirt in green room, with her tits, made me fucking want to whip it out right there

Johnny Depp

YEA, I could see that too.

there's a lot of great shots of her butt in that movie as well

>my waifu has sex
>get triggered

I have sex but don't enjoy it. Women were a mistake tobh

>he was so weird
>shes says after just telling that stupid story about what a nervous, awkward slut she is

>I can do nothing but cast aspersions
Not helping your case.

That's pretty funny.
Nothing to get triggered about.

Zero boundaries my ass. She could barely vagina.

she is my fucking fetish

thick big titted mixed race girl

poor assblasted virgin :(

>"Go have a shower. You need to be clean"
Would women really not be offended by the implication that's they're a filthy skank-pussy whore?

...forget I asked that question. I just remembered they have no pride.

Not him but are you a woman?

Because only dumb whores use virgin as an insult

>being this triggered by "virgin"

virgin spotted

That story was way less hot than I thought it would be.

my fucking dickkkk