*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

relax guys, it's just Hitler

*teleports behind you*

what was his end game?

only cowards commit suicide

Dr. führer, I'm big man musclelino

You're already under my Genjutsu

He wasn't that bad

Hey look everyone it's Johnny Hitler, the coolest kid in school

*blocks your blade with no effort*
"you better give Blondi back, you do know that"

characters that did nothing wrong?

"WHO THE EFF IS BLONDI??"

*Jumps and double backflips into a tree*

"FROM UP HERE, YOU SEEM SOOOO SMALL!"

*dashes through the air with katana in hand*

"YOU'LL BE A LOT SMALLER WHEN YOU'RE IN TWO!! AH YAH!"

*slices you in half with katana while flying through you*

"GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A BI CUSPID, HEH HEH"

*grabs you by the lebensraum*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!

*uses virl energy, to create an after image*
*puts fingers together and mediates while chanting a mantra*
"I CALL UPON PRINZ"
"LETS SEE HOW YOU LIKE A TASTE"
"OF WHAT LOYALTY REALLY IS "
*out of space and time a wolf demon rips you out of this dimension*
"tough luck Kumpel"

...

Crashing Europe.

I kiss him on the cheek

god i love hitler so much, wish he was alive and winner

*teleport inside the wolf's stomach making him explode from within*
"GUESS THAT DOG WAS ALL BARK AND NO BITE, HUH?"
*teleports out of dimension back to yours*
"WELL I GUESS THINGS AREN'T WHAT THEY SEEMED, HUH KIDDO?"
*sheathe katana and pull out dragon engraved great sword*
"LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE THIS ONE!"
*jumps up to the air and throws sword in the air with me, and while it's coming down, I kick it towards you*
"STAB!"
*sword flies through the air right through your chest*
"heh heh, tough luck pal"

praise kek

Balls count, Adolf, me and you.

I win 2-1

Gomenasai, my name is Hitler-Sama.
I’m a 53 year old German Nationalist (exterminator for you jewish parasites). I organize torchlight ceremonies in my home county, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Aryan war games. (Blitzkrieg, inventing V2 rockets, zeppelin warfare)
I train with my Luger every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Proto-Indo-European fluently, both the Pontic Basin and the Prussian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Aryan history and their Sun worshipping code, which I follow 100%
When I kick all the jews out of Aryan lands, I am moving to the Moon to build a fortress to learn more about Aryan culture. I hope I can become the saviour of the Aryaan race or a the next avataar of Vushnu!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the Moon, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my loyal workers and SS bodyguards and speak Proto-Indo-European as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Stalingrad!