Favorite Simpsons Joke

Mine is the cider quote by le christian neighbour man

If its clear and yella you got juice there fella, if its brown ur in cider town or something like that

Well fucking meme'd mustachio companion

Excellently narrated godfearing man-next-door

Kektastically insinuated cultist from beyond the fence

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Sneed

Car hold

What's funny about Chuck's Seed&Feed?

Unoriginal but Rock Bottom: Babysitter and the Beast still slays me to this day

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Car HOLE.

ffs people

I don't know who that guy is but he looks like he is made of CHESSE LOL

"I'm beginning to think that Homer Simpson is not the master tactician I thought he was"

I still like the Canyonero bit

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Sweet quints

AS OVERLORD, ALL WILL KNEEL TREMBLING BEFORE ME
AND OBEY MY BRUTAL COMMANDS.
END COMMUNICATION.

That's slick willie for you.
Always with the smooth talk

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>Oh I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish

For no reason this quote has stuck with me more than any other simpsons quote. It doesn't even make me laugh. its just fun to repeat.

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What the hell is this, some kinda tube?

Why are you and your opponent constantly holding hands

that episode has so many great quotes

I prefer "stupid bug, you go squish now!"

Yep.

>2016
>not realising that Snrub was Mr Burns all along

reverse the letters if you don't believe me

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Bart: "Check the authenticator spot"

Lisa removes a sticker, which reveals a microchip

Microchip:"This is an authentic Hullabalooza ticket. For authentic
refreshment, eat Clark bars. And for totally outrageous class
rings, it's Josten's. Go, Josten's!"

Why must you turn my board into a house of lies?

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I think OP forgot to take his meds

Hey, it's that cannon ball guy, he's cool

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anyone know te link for te infinite simpsons stream?

are they doing that again?

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>Oh, I see BART gets to have a gun

Greatest line delivery ever. Should load the mp3 onto the next space probe to leave the solar system as a memorial of human culture.

i really ope so

The Halloween gag credits can be pretty fun.

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No. He looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge. Admit it.

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I never got why they hated him for the hat and badge

omg same

Skinner's entire shtick about his time in 'Nam was pretty great.

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appropriating black culture

absolute madman

MORE ASBESTOS
MORE ASBESTOS
MORE ASBESTOS

episode?

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sounds about right

Are you being sarcastic dude?

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"As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball."

What kind of fuckkng jackass gets rid of a Butthole Surfers shirt?

Bull fucking shit.

NO

JIMMY

JIIIIMMMMYYYY

Later seasons ruined Skinner so badly mang.

just replace it

I don't even know anymore

NARC!

The joke is that it was originally called Chuck's Seed and Feed but was conveniently bought by a guy named Sneed so that the name rhymes. It's just a funny coincidence.

I never drank orange juice after I watched this because of the comment about the farmer spitting in it.

You know that Steve Buscemi 'How do you do fellow kids' thing? It's basically that.

Lol that's not the joke though

>Well I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate
>Go ahead, throw your vote away!