What did he mean by this?

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i can't make any fucking sense of it

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>swn fart on you while you tickle her butt with a tiny brush

lmao

He sounds about as coherent as lesdogg

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it just looks so comfy desu, would use as a pillow senpai

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her feet are still good desu

i'd use it as a pillow after i was done using it as an all you can eat buffet

I want to rest my head on that booty.

this

Shes so perfect, how does one ruin such a beautiful specimen by getting a reduction?

Call me old fashion
but if I was at jurry where guy raped some girl wearing brand called - trash whores
that guy would either walk free or get new trial

Id rather see her giant pillow tits stuffed into a dress

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this

fucking hypocritical whore

I don't think she wrote that tagline dude.

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Fuck, he's close enough to lick it. How do you even get a job where you get to spend your time hovering around a sexy girl's bare ass?

How could anyone even marry a woman involved in any way with California or television? You're telling me you would want a girl who has her ass touched by thousands of different men in a year and gets fucked by dozens of jews for better roles?

I'd be willing to bet 99% of the people who are male and get to do this type of job are gay

>How do you even get a job where you get to spend your time hovering around a sexy girl's bare ass?
you have to want to willingly suck mens penises and have them inserted into your anus, and seek them out

Her ass isn't even big, it's typical "THICC" girl ass (tbqh she's borderline chubby)

she fugged up by getting rid of those fun sacks

>get breast reduction because she doesn't like being sexualized
>shows off her ass on instagram

hypocritical whore

it makes my erection stronger desu
she clearly knows

>>shows off her ass on instagram
not just instagram user. She does it all the time for no reason whatsoever than just to do it

>ywn be her flip flop

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God i hate that bitches face, its so fucking punchable

wood pop them ass zits

you have to go back

She looks like a 50 year old Mexican woman from the thumbnail. Man, she is going to age like dogshit and the one thing that would have redeemed her is gone.

>stretch marks

would also
with my tongue

every ass has them, even the best ones, even yours

freak

>get fatter to become a camwhore after getting tits removed

Career damage control at it's finest

she loves it
the little slut

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her feets look so soft and tasty
would definitely lick and kiss all over once i was done with her fat butt

She could have been Hendrix's heir but ruined her body.

She barely has an ass, you're not a true ass man.

what a slut, Jesus Christ

ikr
its great

she's all grown up

Perfect sole.

true

She's like 2 Egg McMuffins away from Full Landwhale Status

Women truly have it easy, they can be 25% body fat and still look okay.

Ariel's ass is above average for a white, but it's still not special.

>white

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Me on the left

It would be great if she had a better body.

>she's all grown up
But looked better when she was 16. Breast reduction was a mistake.

>ariel winter
>white

What the fuck is that guy saying?

*prrrrrbbbbtttt*

Listen, I don't consider Greeks white either, but her English and German DNA diluted a lot of her Greekiness.
Her mom should've never married out.

>Breast reduction was a mistake
big mistake

What a rebel. They should start calling her "Ariel Rebel."

*braaaaoooorrrrrrrpp*

haha yeah

Why is this thread still up?

Do your job, janitor.

She's ugly but I still want to fuck her so bad, and I don't know why.

I usually detest women with any sort of fat on them.

I think I'm having a stroke. I can't comprehend what the fuck he's saying.

Where's the butt shot?

*pfleeeeeeeeeeeeeez*

But if it was a Moretz pig thread you'd be the one spamming images.

Fuckoff namefag.

>diluted a lot of her Greekiness.
explain

Sexual arch.

>I want to impregnate a woman and I have no idea why!

Yup. Real head scratcher.

>he thinks mexicans are white
Ok Paco

*raaaaaaak*

Ariel Winter has nothing to do with Latin America. I don't know why you retards keep saying this, she doesn't look latina in any way, shape or form.

she's not deep south mexican
but she's still south of the border

She does look Latina.

youtube.com/watch?v=2L14kzv7Kp0

This is the internet. I can find sexy pics of any number of celebrities I find incredibly attractive.

But for some reason she is the only celebrity I have actually saved pictures off, and yet I think she's fairly ugly.

>Her mother's family is Greek, while her father is of English and German descent.[5]
I feel like the average IQ on Cred Forums is single digits.

"where did my life go"

painting whores asses for a living

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yeah what a terrible fate

*praoooooooooooor*

>reduced breast size
>now she feels insufficient
>goes into full slut mode to compensate

I'm thinking this turned out to actually be a good thing in the end.

i feel the same
but then i was never really much of a tits guy, i imagine it's quite a painful experience for them

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There are millions of fat slutty chicks

So post them. Otherwise stfu

And not that many of them have starred in Modern Family.

*fraaaap*

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In real life, dumbass. What made Ariel special were her giant tits she got lopped off. Now she looks and acts like every other teenage white girl who'd show you your bare ass if you just asked.

Her being semi-famous is what makes her attractive to you? Modern Family isn't even that good of a show.

Im a young celebrity girl, so I have to be a slut

>Her being semi-famous is what makes her attractive to you?

Yes. As someone once said. It's sort of like finding lewd images of your female friends on Facebook.

> Modern Family isn't even that good of a show.
Well, pretty much no current sitcoms are. But it's the only one I can stand to watch.

What will happen to tv when she gets an ass reduction?

>What made Ariel special were her giant tits she got lopped off.
Her tits are still huge, you fucking people act like she got a double mastectomy or something.
>omg the giant tits are now just big
Fuck.

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Not to mention most huge tits don't even look that good unless she has the bras and clothes to fix it.

>ywn playfully tickle her bunghole with your tongue

this pic has almost everything

you've never seen huge boobs before have you?
What she did was criminal and hollywood is letting her know that thoroughly

Jay?!

She deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.

Her boobs are below average now, not special at all.

*brap*

>chops her tits off because sexualization or something
>shows her ass everywhere
Women are weird.

I can understand your sentiment, user.

kys

i love this pic so much

>having such bad face recognition
autism

Well back pain.

*frooooooooooooooar*

showing her ass isn't sexualization you mong. She can do as she likes it's her body

That's a meme

>t, woman

you're a meme

she's shutting down the body shamers one brave pic at a time what don't you get

who are you quoting

Seeing as how she's such a massive slut who gets off from people jerking it to her pictures, I doubt she would lob her tits of because of sexualisation.

Her body is shit and you have shit taste.

What's next for her career?

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She chopped them off because she's a dumb bitch, then noticed she wasn't getting any attention so she started showing her ass off

she only wanted respected jerkers to jerk off

Fuck are you doing in this thread then

not even nice t b h

I doubt it.

She would have been the perfect thick woman, what a waste

(((((((((((((((((((((valenti)))))))))))))))))))))))

She got breast reduction because they gave her back pain and she was tired of people always focusing on her cleavage at red carpet events, seems logical to me.

shut the fuck up krager you dumb nigger

She could just excercise and dress moe modestly if that were the case.
Mutilating youself just because seems a little extreme when such simple solutions are available.

F

>She got breast reduction because they gave her back pain

Why do so many people not believe this?

She clearly doesn't give a shit about people watching her. Even during her big boob years she flaunted them happily.

>my dick is too big it's causing pelvic pains
that's why I got it reduced
scar isn't from circumcision it's from reduction

because they're virgins or trole-ing you

If your dick weighed like 20 pounds I bet it would hurt quite a bit. Especially as you got older.

>damnnnnn, that's a big dingleberry

>they gave her back pain

Her feet are really nice. They're beautiful and sexy.

Will she chop her feet off too?

>she flaunted them happily.
she's the ultimate cocktease
HERE'S MY GINORMUOS BREASTS LOOK AT THEM AND ALL THEIR BREAST GLORY
oops I feel sexually oppressed having these breasts so I'll get them reduced

>oh I feel oppressed so I'll get them reduced
>why am I not getting as much attention as before
>I fucked up