Wow its a fucking grilled cheese

is he autistic?

cast him Cred Forums

Filthy Frank

Was this meant to be impressive? Because wow, that's really impressive...if I was sofia vargera or scarlett johanson my vagina would be gushing right now

We eat garbage here, mostly thanks to globalism, industrialism, and feminism.

no wonder he's such a fat fuk

eat some oats you lard

Looks more like a fried bread and cheese sandwich

>gay fucking tattoos
>nu-male beard and glasses
>acting like he's got a big dick over a fucking grilled cheese
God I hate jews so much

>different filenames

how did he get so many good/famous actors to be in his shitty indie movie?

He is extremely rich and well-connected.

So? It's not like Scarlett or RDJ or Dustin Hoffman need to do shitty indie movies for publicity.

because people like him and because shooting a few scenes in an indie without any special visual effects would only take an afternoon

>good = famous
NO

do you even understand the level of narcissism needed to be an actor?

good thing you didnt hear the music

youtube.com/watch?v=5BTfctEmg5w

Am I stupid or did he never take off the paper from the cheese?

>he didn't even use a pan and got it nice and hot with a touch of olive oil

Terrible technique. Butter both sides of the bread and put it on the pan / skillet, then add the cheese and put the pieces together. Why put extra oil on the cooking surface? The butter should suffice. Nobody needs that much grease in their grilled cheese sandwich.

I guess you're right but only because Favreau is the director

is this autism?

Come to northern Ohio. We have a couple restaurants based on grilled cheese sandwiches.

It's a bundle of different cheeses, several of which I assume are mozzarella or white cheddar or some other white cheese but they sorta look like paper.

>not using Mozzarella or Scamorza
>using that plastic cheese thingy
>CHEF
Fuck sake, makes me think of a "friend" of mine, 3000€ in a chef catering training of sort and for the end year party he makes pasta, with a tomato sauce made with just tomato and no salt.

>look like pic related
>decide to make a movie
>cast Sofia Vergara as ex wife
>cast Scarlett Johansson as a casual lover
why

no wonder americucks are so fat

fuck forgot pic related

Yeah and a cheap-ass panini maker can make a grilled cheese better than his in like 60 seconds without the oil. The oil really is baffling to me, you use oil to grease a pan but you also use butter which is a main ingredient in grilled cheese so he's just adding fat for the fucking hell of it, it probably fucks with the flavor too.

shitty plastic cheese is actually real good in grilled cheese. this guy uses WAY too much cheese in total tho

what's next for his career?

it's Favreau, I bet he shitposts here

Especially with how badly acted it is.

If you can even call that acting.

what do you think of this poster's body of work?

Thinking about it I've never made a grilled cheese sandwich with butter. I just use cheese and maybe some spices.

>Buttering the OUTSIDE of a sandwich

Americans...

Not a little butter either. That's like three of four sandwiches worth on one slice.

Granted butter is pretty much the secret to easy gourmet cooking.

that, and a pinch of sugar

>Granted butter is pretty much the secret to easy gourmet cooking.
>that, and a pinch of sugar
I'm impressed anons you're exactly right

That sandwich is like 3 thousand fucking calories.

>melt cheese on thing
>it's food
fucking american cuisine

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>fat fuck rubbing his bread on oil

Genuinely enraging to watch.

If you're reading this and you're fat, you're a complete failure.

OBSESSED

The best think you can put on toast is mackerel in tomato sauce.

Are Americlaps really too lazy to buy real cheese and slice it themselves?

Haha, we put eel eggs on everything.

I want to put my penis in that and cum, hard.

Do people really put that much cheese in grilled cheese? That seems like too much

scopedog is my shit, great taste nigga

It's a fried cheese sandwich.

I hate Favreau SO MUCH

this .gif makes me hate him even more

holy fuck

Don't talk shit about Leguizamo.

How do most of the world slice their cheese?

I use one of these, but from what I've heard it's not that popular outside the Nordic countries for some reason. Or is that wrong?

Using a knife must be hell, especially if you want a thinner slice.

For grilled cheese sandwiches I usually use a cheese grater. It gives you more surface area and the cheese melts faster. End result is still two pieces of toasted bread filled with melted cheese but much faster.

But for more ordinary non cooked sandwiches?

>American """cuisine"""

HA! memes!

Wire cutter. You need a steady hand but it gives you perfect slices off a block of cheese every time.

What if it's a wedge shape?

And why don't more people use the Norwegian style cheese slicers?
It's not like it's some sort of amazing technology that only a few people can support. It's a very cheap piece of metal(or even plastic) with a hole in it.

this.

osthyvel is literally the best cheese slicing tool.

Why do Americans get so triggered when people point out their eating culture is unhealthy, which it objectively is? Why do you people take it so personally? You can't all be fat fucks so it can't be that either

Because it's hand held and you run the risk of cutting yourself. No offense to Norway, but it's an outdated tool.

Also if it's a wedge, two things.

A: You bought shitty cheese.
B: Lay it on it's side and cut triangles.

>you run the risk of cutting yourself
??????????????????????

how the heck are you going to cut yourself with osthyvel?
do you not use normal knives in your daily life? they are 1000x more dangerous than an ostyvel

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>Because it's hand held and you run the risk of cutting yourself
You have to be some special kind of retard to cut yourself with one. It takes a huge amount of force to puncture skin with that dull blade.

>You bought shitty cheese.
In my country it's pretty much the opposite. Square means it's something processed, cheap and floppy. While a wedge means it's usually something bitter, salty and wonderful. Like a hard cheese.

that looks like the best drunk food ever

jesus why does it keep on going

i love grilled cheese

Like a Mandolin, it can cut you if you hit a soft spot in the cheese and slip out.

Now that I think of it a mandolin is probably equally as good at a cheese slice as a wire cutter, but again you run the risk of cutting yourself.

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